...See If You Don't Act Just Like...Society!"...
"It's cold in here!...And I Must Be Careful!...
But I am Warm!
...And...
Fashionable at the Same Time!...
...As I...
...Stylishly Prance Around!...
"I Love Performing on Stage!...
But...Isn't All Of Life...
Really 'On Stage?'"
"OMGosh!...
That's
My Dentist...
walking a
Great Dane?"
"The Seasons go back and forth...
from Cold to Hot
and then back
to Cold again...
Like it is
Right Now!
Where's My Fur?"
"Welcome to Our Blog!...
Look Deep Into My Eyes
and
I might be able to
answer One of your Questions!...
Fishing...
which is way different from
'phishing'...
can be fun and
relaxing!
For most People,
that is...
But with HSR,
sometimes,
he gets
'Immersed' in his work!
OMGosh!...he had to
jump in the
Ocean so that he
wouldn't be
stabbed by a
Sword Fish!
But after hours and hours of
trying,
he finally catches
a nice one
and
He Fries It Up
really well...and..
the rest is
Culinary History!
But...
the next time he's on
the Water...
...it seems that one of the
Fish remembers HSR from
Last Time
and
'Smacks Him Good!"
"Wow!...
...There's Admiral Report!...
with his fleet,
coming over
the Horizon now!
...I'm going Home
At Last!"
You and your
"I'm so happy that I made it
another Year"
smiles
are
just enjoying
A Slow And
'Mindful'
Walk In The Park!
Today's
'Mercurial'
Episode is delivered
'Through Interpretation'
to you
by
serious
and skilled Djembe
Players
from
all over!
But for HSR,
IT'S NOT
GOING TO BE ALL
FUN AND GAMES AND
DANCING IN THE STREETS!
"WELL, I HOPE THAT
MY FRIEND,
HOLLYWOOD,
STAYS OKAY!"
"I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT, LADY!"
...BUT, WE CAN PROMISE THAT
WE'LL BE
PICKING UP WHERE WE LAST
LEFT OFF,
DURING
"Dr. Dentura!...A Zombie Wants You
To "Fix" His Teeth For A Halloween Rave!",
HSR, IN THE
MIDST OF HIS EDUCATION,
IS FINDING HIMSELF
FALLING SHORT ON HIS
SCHOOL BILL PAYMENTS TO
USC DENTAL
SO,
HE NEEDS MONEY!...
AND,
AS IF BY LUCK,
HE HEARS
ABOUT A CONTEST FOR
A MILLION
BUCKS TO ANYONE
WHO CAN
MAKE IT THROUGH
"THE SCARIEST FOREST IN THE WORLD!"
AND
THIS CONTEST
IS PUT ON BY
THIS
PERSON(?)...
"HE IS ONE SCARY DUDE," EVERYONE SAYS!
NO ONE
HAS YET
TO EMERGE
INTACT AND ALIVE
AND OF SANE MIND
TO WIN THE MONEY
IN PREVIOUS CONTESTS...
BUT,
HSR IS REALLY HARD UP
AND
SEES NO OTHER WAY
TO COMPLETE
HIS DENTAL SCHOOLING...SO...
HE TELLS HIMSELF,
"IF I MAKE IT THROUGH,
AND WIN THE MONEY,
I AIN'T GONNA
THROW IT AWAY
DOWN
THE DRAIN!...
I'MA PAY
FOR MY SCHOOLING!"
SO,
THE CONTEST IS
HELD IN,
OF ALL PLACES...
THE BEAUTIFUL
AND HISTORIC,
AND,
STILL WELL-FORESTED,
AND STILL
IN MANY PLACES...
...MYSTERIOUS!...
WHERE PEOPLE DON'T GO...
...THE ONE AND ONLY,
...TRANSYLVANIA!
"I HEAR THAT THIS
DRACULA DUDE
LIVES THERE
AND THAT
HE HAS
"SMOOTH WAYS"
AND HAS A BIG
FAN CLUB!" THINKS HSR, "BUT,
I'VE GOT TO STAY
DETERMINED AND
COMPLETE THIS MISSION,
AND WIN THAT MONEY!"
SO,
AFTER
FLYING THERE,
AND GETTING REGISTERED
TO START,
THE RACE SPONSOR COMES
OVER TO HSR
AND SAYS,
"HSR...I'VE
HEARD ABOUT YOU!...
...YOU AND
EIGHT OTHER PEOPLE
WILL TRY AND CROSS THE
'CROOKED FOREST'...
AMONG OTHER AREAS,
OVER THE DAYS...AND...NIGHTS!...
AND THERE 'S A FULL
AND RARE MOON AROUND NOW!...
...ALTHOUGH THERE
ARE NEFARIOUS
CLOUDS THAT
WILL TRY AND
INTERVENE!
NOW,
YOU ALL WILL
START ON THE WEST SIDE
OF THE LARGE
"FORBIDDEN FOREST"
AND TRAVEL
DUE EAST TO THE
OTHER SIDE!"
AND THE SPONSOR CONTINUES,
"THERE WILL BE
DANGEROUS SITUATIONS
THAT YOU WILL
COME ACROSS!
AND,
IT'S OKAY TO
HIDE IN SOME
OF THE HOUSES THAT YOU WILL
SEE IF
YOU DARE!...
AND I WARN YOU!...MOVING THROUGH
IN THE DAYLIGHT
WILL GIVE YOU
NO
ADVANTAGE OVER NIGHT TRAVEL...
BUT...YOU'LL SEE
FOR YOURSELVES!"...
NOW,
THE CONTESTANTS ARE TOLD
TO GET READY
TO START:
"ON YOUR MARKS...
GET SET...
GO!"...COMMANDS THE SPONSOR!...
AND WITH THAT
ALL OF THEM SPRINT FORWARD
AND THEY ALL FIRST
SEE SOME SLOW-MOVING
ZOMBIES, AND THEY ALL
QUICKLY
RUN AROUND THEM!
NOW, THE NINE SPLIT UP,
AND GO THEIR
OWN WAYS EAST!
OKAY,
SO,
HSR
HEADS EAST...
ACCORDING TO HIS
TRUSTY COMPASS!
AND AS HE MOVES FAST,
HE HARDLY ENJOYS THE BEAUTY
OF THE
FORESTS!
AND HE AVOIDS A COUPLE OF OTHER
SLOW-MOVING
ZOMS!
"OH...WHAT'S THIS?...
A DEER!"
SAYS HSR...
AND,
AS HE TROTS ALONG
UP AHEAD...
"WHAT'S THAT?...A
SO HE KEEPS UP A PACE
THROUGH THE FOREST
BUT,
AFTER A WHILE...
THE SUN STARTS TO
GET
LOWER IN THE SKY!
AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,
THE DARKNESS
"OMG!" THINKS HSR
AS HE ALMOST RELIEVES HISSELF IN
HIS PANTS...BUT
IT'S ONLY
ANOTHER DEER!
"TO BE SAFE FROM
ROBBERS OR WHATEVER,"
HSR SAYS TO HIMSELF,
"I THINK THAT I'LL
STAY OFF THE ROAD!"
BUT SUDDENLY,
HE HEARS THE
LOUD SCREAMS OF
TWO PEOPLE FROM
DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!
"UH OH!" SAYS HSR
AS HE CAREFULLY STEPS
WITH A QUICKENED CAUTION...
NOW,
THE NIGHT SOUNDS
OF THE DARK
MAKE THEMSELVES HEARD!
THEN,
HE COMES TO A DEEP GORGE!
SO HE WALKS ALONG
THE SIDE OF IT,
AND GETS TO A BRIDGE!
AND
AS
HE STARTS
TO CROSS
THE STURDY-LOOKING
BRIDGE,
HSR FINDS OUT THAT...
IT'S NOT SO STURDY
BECAUSE,
IT JUST FALLS APART!
OMG!
THERE ARE
HUNGRY ZOMBIES
WAITING
FOR HIM BELOW!...
SO,
HSR HANGS BY A ROPE,
AND IT TAKES A WHILE
BUT HE
FINALLY
EXTRICATES HIMSELF
FROM THAT
DEADLY DILEMMA,
AND MOVES ON!...
AND THE OWLS ARE
"WHO-WHO-ING UP A
BIG NOISE!
NOW, WOULDN'T
YOU KNOW IT...
IT STARTS TO
LIGHTENING AND THUNDER,
A BUNCH,
AND A
VISIBLE CELESTIAL
EXPLOSION TAKES PLACE...BEFORE
IT STARTS TO
POUR DOWN RAIN!
WOW!...SO AFTER MANY HOURS
OF WALKING AND
ALMOST
TRIPPING,
AND,
AVOIDING THESE GUYS,
...HERE COME THE
BATS!...OR MAYBE...
...VAMPIRES!
AND AFTER WALKING
FROM SCARY PLACE
TO SCARY PLACE,
HE WANTS SO BADLY
TO SIT DOWN...
...AND REST!...
AND JUST AS
HE IS ABOUT TO
SIT DOWN AGAINST A TREE...
A WOMAN CALLS OUT TO HIM,
"SIR...YOU MUST NOT REST NOW...
...COME WITH ME...
I WANT TO HELP!
PLEASE...
FOLLOW ME!
AND THEY WALK
WITH OUT TALKING,
MORE INTO THE DARK
FOREST,
AND HSR SEES A SEETHING
MONSTER WATCHING THEM...
...MAYBE GETTING
READY TO POUNCH!
UNTIL...
SHE TURNS AND TELLS HSR,
"FOLLOW ME INTO THE
"DOORWAY OF LIGHT!"
SO,
THEY BOTH WALK IN...
AND THEN
IT CLOSES
BEHIND THEM!
NOW,
AS HSR WALKS
INTO THE 'DOOR OF LIGHT,'
HE EXPERIENCES
SOME STRANGE
TRANSITIONS
THAT
TAKE HIM
TO THIS PLACE
AND A PERSON APPEARS!...
AND SHE SAYS,
"HSR!...YOU ARE IN DANGER!"...
AND HSR SAYS BACK,
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM...
OR EVEN,
WHO YOU ARE!
I WAS IN A REAL
FOREST, BUT NOW...
EVERYTHING SEEMS...
...LIKE A FANTASY!"
"STEP BACK, HSR...NOW!" SHE COMMANDS,
AS SHE IMMEDIATELY FIRES AN ARROW
TAKING DOWN
AN ADVERSARY,
THAT HSR
DOESN'T
EVEN SEE!...
AND SHE FIRES
MORE AND MORE OF
HER MAGICAL ARROWS,
WHICH HIT THINGS THAT GIVE
'SOUL-CURDLING SHOUTS!
"WE MUST CROSS THIS FOREST
UNTIL WE COME TO THE LIGHT!
SO THEY WALK FOR WHAT
SEEMS LIKE
MILES AND MILES!...
PASSING PLACES LIKE THIS
AND THIS
ALL THE WHILE,
THE WOMAN
SHOOTS OUT ARROWS
TO NEUTRALIZE AN ENEMY
THAT HSR CAN'T SEE
BUT SHE CAN...
OMGOSH, SO, THEY
FINALLY GET THERE!...
TO THE
'AREA OF LIGHT!
NOW THE WOMAN
TURNS TO HSR AND SPEAKS,
"THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO WHERE
YOU NEED TO BE IS
TO
SIMPLY CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND FALL BACKWARD
WITH TRUST!...
AND
YOU WILL 'SHOW UP'
IN A BETTER PART
OF THE FOREST!.
AND HSR ASKS,
"WILL I BE ANY CLOSER
TO THE FINISH LINE?"
AND THE WIOMAN SAYS,
"NO, BUT DANGER
WON'T BE SO CLOSE TO YOU!...
I'M GOING TO HOLD OFF
'THESE PLOTTERS AND
SCHEMERS'
AS MUCH AS I CAN...
NOW,
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FALL BACK...
...NOW!"
SO,
HSR, FEELING THAT
THE ENEMY IS COMING CLOSER,
CLOSES HIS EYES
AND TRUSTINGLY
FALLS BACK,
THEN HE
GOES INTO
WHAT SEEMS LIKE NEW DIMENSIONS AND
WHEN THE COLORS
STOP, HE FINDS HIMSELF HERE!
"THIS IS
NOT TOO DIFFERENT
FROM WHERE
I JUST WAS," THINKS HSR,
WHO ALSO THINKS,
"SHOULD I GO THAT
WAY?"
THEN SUDDENLY,
AN APPARITION STARTS TO FORM IN FRONT OF HIM
AND THIS LADY SAYS,
"TRAVELER TO THE END OF THE FOREST!"
I KNOW THAT
YOU ARE THIRSTY!
...YOU ONLY
NEED TO DRINK
THE WATER BEHIND ME TO
BE ABLE TO
REACH 'THE END!'"
NOW HSR THINKS,
"I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THAT SHE SAID, 'THE END!'"
SO,
HE GLANCES BACK
HER WAY, BUT...
SHE'S NOW...GONE!
"WELL, I'M NOT THAT THIRSTY
ANYWAY," GULPS HSR!
BUT,
RIGHT THEN,
HE FEELS THAT SOMETHING
IS CLOSE TO HIM!...AND HE
QUICKLY SPINS AROUND AND
OH, NO!...
IT'S HIM!...
...DRACULA!
"GOOD NIGHT, HERE,
'FOREST CROSSER!'
SAYS
THE COUNT...AND DRACULA
STARES AND
CONTINUES,
"EITHER MEET YOUR MAKER
IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES...OR...
COME WITH ME!"
AND HSR SAYS,
"I DON'T THINK THAT'S MUCH
OF A CHOICE!"
AND THE COUNT SAYS,
"I KNOW THAT YOU'RE
VERY HUNGRY!...
WHY
DON'T WE
COME TO MY PLACE
FOR A COUPLE
OF BITES!...HA, HA, HA!"
THEN,
DRACULA TURNS HIMSELF AND HSR
INTO BATS,
AND THEY BOTH FLY TO HIS,
ERR,
HOSPITABLE
PLACE!
AND WHEN
THEY LAND THERE,
HSR SEES
SOME STRANGE STUFF!
NOW, HE ASKS DRACULA,
"CAN I GO TO THE BATHROOM?"
AND THE COUNT SAYS,
"SURE, SIR...JUST GO DOWN
THAT HALL WAY
AND
IT'S
THE FIRST DOOR ON YOUR RIGHT!"
"That's It!...
...Stand up for
'Your Rights!'"
"Doctor Report!...
I have a question!...
"How much is a Beautiful Smile Worth?
"That's a good question, Liasha,"
says Dr. Report,
"it depends on the specific values you give to
certain Parameters!"
"Before you get started, Dr. Report,
would you
like some French Fries?"
"Thanks, Daeoona, I'll try a couple...
...Thank You!"
"Liasha, the Broader Society seems to prefer
people that have
Perfectly Aligned and
Photogenic Teeth!"...
"That's just the way it is!"
"And teeth have served as a
Multi-Purpose Instrument
for an
innumerable number of
Living Creatures."
"In the Animal Kingdom,
teeth are used to bite
for protection,
to hunt prey,
to chew food,
and other things, and
in homo sapiens sapiens' case,
to speak and articulate
Language!"
"So...what is the worth
of the minerals found in a Tooth?...
Well, the tooth is mainly made up of
hard and inorganic
Calcium Phosphate,
along with a little bit of
some other elements,
which makes up the
Electron-Microscopically-Seen
Enamel Rods
of
the Teeth.
And the Dentin underneath
has tubules that help the teeth
feel sensations."....
"Hey...is this an Enamel-Eating
Bug?"
So, a pile of powder made from
'Ground Up'
teeth,
which may look like this,
may fetch just pennies!
And all 32 of the Teeth
in a
person's mouth,
pulverized to powder,
may be worth
less than a
Buck!"
"Now...I need to say that
Life is not
fair, and Life is not
even for Everyone!...
Some people
grow their teeth in Perfectly!...And,
besides normal maintenance,
and regular cleanings and such,
and adjusted for inflation,
Their Mouths are like this...
For Free!"
"Well, Doctor,
how much does it
Cost to
get a person's Smile
Perfect?"
"Great Question, Agata!...
It depends...
Do they need just minor work,
Rehabilitation,
or a little amount of
Tooth
Straightening,
or
a lot of
Tooth Movement!"
Plus, it depends on if there are
Good Teeth present in the mouth,
or
not!...
Maybe a suction-supported Denture
may do the trick,
or maybe
an
Implant-supported
Denture may be
the Best Option!"
"But," continues Dr. Report,
"most of the Dental Problems
that People have
are from
not
flossing enough!"
"Doctor!...
How much
do
"Grills' cost?"
"Now that depends on if
the Grill
is Pre-Made or
Custom made, and if it
slips or snaps on and
off, or if the
'Bling Units'
are Individual Gold or Platinum
Crowns!...
And all of these costs
depend on the Doctor
that is performing
the Dental Work...it
may be under a
'Hundie' for the
'Small Stuff'
and...
may be a
'Fortune' for
really Extensive and Laborious Work
to make them
'Just Right!'"
"Hey, Doctor...I can get
Insurance for
for My Teeth, right?"
"Yes, Ayaulym...There's insurance
to cover some
or all of the cost of Treatment,
"And some Famous People
get their smiles and teeth and
even other body parts
insured so coverage
can be applied
in case of a loss," relates Dr. Report.
"Wait!...You mean that Movie Stars can get a Body Part insured...really?"
"Yes, Benedita!...
Gene Simmons had his
Tongue insured for a
Million Dollars!
and
Bruce Springsteen's Voice is
insured for 36 Million,
and
Julia Robert's smile
is insured
and Cristiano
Ronaldo
has his legs
covered for
$195 Million!"
"Hey, Doctor Report...
My Boyfriend and I think that
My Smile is
Priceless...because...
We're So Lovely!"
And Dr. Report replies,
"You know what...You're So Right!"
May you have many...
..."Thank You for
entering into My Dream,
Emperor Hollywood!...
...Please follow Me!"...
..."Hi there, You Two in Entering into Dreamland!...
Emperor Hollywood!...
I want you to think
all of your thoughts
At Once!
And feel 'Super
Enlightened!'"...
..."Yes.!..
one can become 'Super Enlightened' in the Mind
by seeing the 'Total Picture!'...
But, be careful, because,
keeping track of 'The Whole Forest'
and keeping count of all
of the 'Small Trees,' too,
well...
...that's...
a bit much,
isn't it?"...
...smiles!
"Emperor Report!...
The Ceremony is about to begin...
...just like it was done...
3,000 years ago!"
"Make Sure that you get plenty of All of
Mother Nature's Nutrients!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where The...
...Three Elements Meet!...
"The Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Hey, hey, hey!
This is my Last Patient...
but...
I am in a 'Rare Groove!'"
Now...as the Sun Sets,
or rather,
as the Patient
goes to sleep...
it gets dark and dry
in the Oral Cavity...
and the
'Critters' of the
'Microbial Bioforest' of the Mouth...
Come To Life!...
"Limme See!...
OMGosh!...It looks like I'm
going to have some
Carbs, Fats, and Proteins Tonight...
along with a
little
Wine!...
...Wuu Whooo!...
"Aah, yes!
Those clumps of
Strawberry Yogurt
over there
are All Mine!"
"Instead of 'Whack-a-Mole,'
I Love this New
'Whack-A-Bac' Game!"
"No, you Guys...That
Hygienist is Valuble!
Let's interrogate her about
the New Therapeutics first!"
"Okay...I'll talk!...
...Just don't hurt Me!...
I did use a
Special Mix of
Peridex...and...
Peroxide!"
"Dang!...
The Microbes have
Me
cornered
under the Operculum!...
But the Sun is about to
rise,
and the Patient's gonna wake up,
and
the Saliva's about to
come 'Splashing Out' again!
...Hey...
...I just might see another Day!"
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