"Dentists...Hygienists!...We Bacteria have Mutilated the Mouths Of You Man...Since... You First Evolved!...Ha Ha Ha!...Now...With Our New DNA Mutations...We're Gene-Editing...A 'New Generation' Of...
'Bigger Bio-Boots For Your Neck!"
"Hang In there, My Dental Colleague!...
I'll Save You!...
and I'll
'Break Him Off' a
'Proper Chunk' of His Funky Calculus!"
"I'm a Lover...
...not a Fighter!
But if I
have to choose between
Me...
or...
the Killer Bacteria...
...well...
'Dey Goin' Down!"
"Hi there, You!...
Come here and
'Gimme
a Big Hug!...
Thanks!...
Say...I made some
Noncariogenic Candy
For You!"
"Hey, My Handsome,
Cavity-Fighting Doctor Report,
I made
a Sweet Vacation
for Us
when You
Take A Break
from
Your Wars!"
"OMGosh!...I thought I put My...
Toothbrush, Paste,
and Rinse...
In My Purse!"
"My...
...You look
'Better than the Mirror'
to Me!"
2
You and Your
'the only thing better than The Movie
is
The Popcorn!'
Smiles
are
following it up
with a
Tasty Beverage!
"Wait ...show me how
you made that
Popcorn, again!
...Cool!"
Your Ultimately Revealing Episode
for Today is 'Handed' to you
by
Some 'Card
Sharks'
that relate to you
a Story as
they Take Your Money!
Ping Pong is
My
Favorite Sport!
I like the Tricks that
some People are Excellent at!...
...Wow!
Now...
I need to tell you
that Hollywood was Trained Early
and Often by
his Parents
to be a Champion!
But there was
this girl that lived
across the street
from HSR and she practiced
all the time,
and
beat Him regularly!
But to really get better,
he had to play against
Competitors who are
better and 'sneakier' than him!
But He still makes Mistakes
and loses
sight of the ball!
He's even been beaten by
A Chimp!...What a Chump!...
But HSR still
Loves a Challenge!...So...
...when these Three Ladies tried to
talk about him bad...
that got him really riled up!...
And you should have seen him
'Teach Them A Lesson!"
Okay...so HSR is
COMING OUT
A LITTLE ON TOP
THIS TIME...THIS IS
QUITE A CHANGE FOR HIM!...
BUT...
...LET'S SEE HOW LONG
THIS MIGHT LAST!...
WE'RE PICKING UP
FROM LAST TIME
IN
This Is Why, For Your Smile's Sake,
You Should Always…
Mind Your Own Business!...
LENDA MURRAY
SAYS TO HSR,
"YOU HAVE A VERY
UNENVIABLE TASK,
YOUNG MAN,
TO GET THAT SCHOLARSHIP
FOR
DENTAL SCHOOL...
YOU ARE TO GRADE THE
PHYSIQUES OF THE
LADY BODY BUILDERS
AROUND HERE.
AND THEN,
YOU ANNOUNCE
THE WINNERS!
AFTER THAT,
I CANNOT VOUCH
FOR YOUR SAFETY
FROM THE ANGRY LOSERS!
SO,
LET'S
'GET STARTED!'"
SO, HSR GRABS HIS CLIPBOARD
AND
IN THE BACK OF HIS MIND,
HE REMEMBERS THAT
HE''S JUST A SKINNY
GUY WITH NOT MUCH
MUSCLE HIMSELF!
THAT'S RIGHT!
SO, WHAT MAKES HIM AN
AUTHORITY
ON THESE MATTERS?...
HE'S A
'LIGHTWEIGHT'
WHO CAN ONLY
LIFT LIGHT WEIGHTS!...
OH, BOY!...
AND YOU KNOW THAT IN
HIGH SCHOOL,
BULLIES WOULD
CALL HIM
'PENCIL,'
WHICH STOOD FOR
'PENCIL-NECKED
GEEK!'
SO,
HE'S ABOUT TO
GO INTO
THE WEIGHT ROOM AREA
WHEN HE SEES
THIS YOUNG LADY!
AND SHE WHISPERS TO HSR,
"YOU GOTTA LOVE ME!...I MAKE NO PROMISES,
BUT,
IF I WIN..." THEN SHE WINKS HER EYE AT HIM!
NOW,
HE ENTERS
THE WEIGHT ROOM
AND HE SOON SEES
ONE OF THE CURRENT CHAMPIONS!
AND SHE ASKS HSR,
"DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE...OR DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU LIKE?"
AND HSR STAMMERS,
"I DON'T KNOW!" THEN HE WALKS ON...
"HI THERE, TOY!" SAYS
THIS LADY, "WHAT ARE YOU
DOING LATER ON?"
"OH, NOTHING MUCH!" HE REPLIES,
AS HE
WRITES DOWN SOME NOTES
AND MOVES ON!...
NEXT,
HE SEES WOMEN
WITH BIG WEIGHTS
DOING
THIS
AND THIS
AND EVEN THIS!...
"WAIT," THINKS HSR, AS
HE SEES THIS LADY
LIFT OVER AND OVER,
WHAT IS ALMOST THE WEIGHT
OF A
CAR!
SO NOW, HSR SEES
THAT ALL OF THESE LADIES
ARE
'NO JOKE!'
"HEY YOU...MISTER!" SAYS THIS WOMAN...
"YOU ARE THE JUDGE TODAY, RIGHT?'
AND HSR, BARELY GETS OUT, "YES, MA-AA-AM!"
"WELL,
I HAVE A MEAN
TEMPER TO GO WITH
MY STRENGTH!...
AND...I'M INTO
MMA, TOO!...WITH GUYS!...
SO, I HOPE YOU TAKE
ME WINNING SERIOUSLY...
...LIKE I DO!"
"Why is it that
almost the whole
Earth is covered
by Water,
but, we still
have to give
'Good Money' for it!"
"Good Day, Reader!...
I'm here to
tell you that
there's a 'Huge, Never-ending War'
in Our Mouths!"
"People...
...please believe me,
...Okay!..."
"Bacteria in the Mouth
Take no
Prisoners!...except for those
Bad
Teeth Taken
Out!"
"And we
really can't
even see
the little
Bacterial Cells
with the
'Unaided Eye!'
And we even need something
better than a
Magnifying Glass!..."
"We need an
Electron Microscope!"
"And, yes!...
we see stuff like this..
and this
and as a matter of fact,
there's more than
700 species of
Bacteria that call
Our Mouths Their Homes!
And they are not only
all over
Our
Teeth,
but
they are
also on our
Tongues!
Bacteria on the Tongue
attach themselves on
the
'Papillae!'
And they 'Clump Together'
and form
"Eee...
Now,
Bacteria are
only out for Themselves!...
They will give us...
...Disease!
And because
of that,
...they should be 'Represented'
properly!
...Not necessarily like this...
...but...
reflecting more of
their Pathogenicity...
...They need to be seen
more
like this!
OMGosh!...
And this!
And, yes...even
this!...And Worse!"
"I'm a Second Life Model!...
And to 'Minimize My Mouth Battles,'
I must use My
Second-Life Floss often!"
"That's right,
Sister,
And Hand-to-Hand Combat
has many parallels to
'Toothbrush-to-Plaque' Combat!
That's it!...Throw everything
you got,
Girl!
And...
we must
'Bring The Battle'
Everyday!"
"Our Theater of War,
or the 'Scene Of Our Big Party,
is
just on the
Other Side Of The Lips!"
"Personally,
I hate Your Dental Biofilm...
And I think that
we should
Just 'Nuke' it!"
"Get 'Locked and Loaded'
for those 'Adversaries,'
not necessarily with bullets, but
with the
'Best Offensive Sword
Known To
Man!'...The
Tooth-pasted
Toothbrush!"
"But Remember...
Waste Not...Want Not!"
"Yes!... You're
on the
Path to Victory!"
But Remember to
Floss First
and
thoroughly rinse
at the End!"
"Excuse me,
Sir...what are you working on?"
"I've been Researching
the use of Nano-wavelength
Radiation to control
this Oral Staph and Strep!
I'm Zapping this
Sample right now!...
...Here it goes!...
'BZZZZT!'
Now,
I'll see
if the
Electron Microscope
shows any
Difference!"
"All is Fair
In Love and War...
But This Is War!...
“Look…We’ve been over this
sooo
many times!...
If you want to win the War,
You have to
permanently diminish their numbers!...
Otherwise,
You're
Just Wasting My Time!...
...Look!...
I Command You To Do It...
...And
...Do it Right!...
Do You Understand?"
"Yes,
Sir!"
"And,
Yes,
Sir!
"So there You Have It!...
Peopling are Regimenting
and
Recommitting Themselves...
on a Daily Basis!
And we must,
in Our Attacks in These Wars,
use
'Militaristic Precision'
and have a 'Winning Purpose
and
Singularity of Mind!'
Anything less...
...and We will be
begging for
Mercy!
"Hey, Doc!...
Can you Email the
Plaque in my Mouth
this Picture
So I can
scare Them Off!"
May you have many...
..."Hollywood, I'm listening to
your Podcast when you were
'Deep In Your Dental Wars!'
And...
I must say,
that
You're my Hero!"...
..."So, you say that
You are 'Best Buds' with
Dr. Olah Orala?'...
Okay!...Good!...
For the Parade, I'll need you
to make my Grill...
match My Outfit!"...
..."Yes!...Just a couple of more Spins
of My Magic Wand,
and
...Here it is!...
My Sword...for
the
Hygiene Wars!...Yay!"...
..."I believe in
'The Power Of Karma!
And I have practiced it for
a Long Time!
Now...
it seems that some of it
is coming
Back To Me!
I won a
New Car
in a Raffle...and...
And I am just appointed
Tenured Professor
at the University!
I tell you...
with the rate
things are
going for me now,
I better
Keep Sharing That
'Good Karma, Baby!...
...smiles!
"HSR!... I brought some of
My Toughest Friends to help you
Defeat The Enemy!"
"My Good Little Ones!...
...We Need To...
...Keep Meeting Like This!"...!...
Meanwhile...Back Over Here...
....And
Here!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
This is the food
that is going to
cause Today's
Dental
Hygiene Wars!
And the Consumer won't be
'Cleaning The Mouth'
for a while!
Bacteria will
just love it!
"Yes!... and...
remember...
Don't Fire
until
You see
the
"Reds Of Their Eyes!"...
"Dang!...They
want me to
take care of
All of This
Myself?"
"Seek Out The Target
That you Desire...Now!...
...My Precious Arrow!"
"Nobody Bothers
Me
because
My Sting Hurts
Like There's No Tomorrow!"
"With My New Laser Contraption
here,
I can
Vaporize hundreds of them at a time!...
But...
...there are Billions of them!
...It'll take me Years to get them all!
Shucks!...
...There's gotta be
a Better Way!"
“I’m throwing
Lethal Doses
at them
of My
EM Pulse Blasters!"
While
'Diving Into A Furcation Involvement,
I've learned how to
Hold My Breath
for 90 seconds!"
Please...
brush all the time
when you have braces...
or...
the Bacteria will
Rearrange Your Face!"
"My Dentist/ImmunologisT
used CRISPR on me
and
only Zombies want to be seen with Me!
I'ma
Sue Him Good!"
"I'm going to keep on
Flossing, Brushing, and Rinsing
because
I don't want to
lose the
Dental Hygiene Wars
In My Mouth...For Sure!"
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