Friday, March 1, 2019

The Biggest And Baddest Dentist in History?... Who?...Doctor Ralph Winge, D.D.S.?...Really? ...Okay!...Show Me Why!..





"Welcome!...


...I have some stories for You!"...






Hey!...We All Put On Our Best Faces!...So Come Here!...And Let Me See You!...Hey!... You Wouldn't Mind Showing Me...



What's Under Your Mask, Huh?"...





















































"I'm Super Glad that

My Second Life 

Creator Made Me!

And I'm Glad that

Doctor Winge

is giving me more Exposure

on this Blog!


And the one thing

that I like Better 

than

you looking at Me...

is


'Lucky Me' looking back at You!"








































































I Like your Imagination, Hollywood!

It soars High, Far, and Wide,

and



I love to try and keep up with you

and then, 


sometimes just


Wait for you to finish!"
















































































“When I try to Gaze and Diagnose

Deep into your Eyes, Doctor Report, I


See ‘Vast Dimensions’

that seem a little bit Scary!”








































































“HSR!...

On Your Path….

On this ‘Highway of 


Life and Love’…

...would you…


Like a Lift?"


























































"Welcome, Reader!

Good to See You!



I'm glad that I can

have a


half second of Your Time!


































































You and your

'watching TV is okay, but


watching TV with a


Friend is even better'

Smiles

are

totally


in Suspense at the Plot!










































































Your Loud and Proud

Episode is brought to you,

and 'acted out' for you by

your Neighborhood


Marching


Band!





















































































Aah, Yes!...The Javelin Throw!


It's full of Promise and also

Full of Danger!


And excelling in it

can be


difficult!

But the

Olympic Champion here

makes it look


so Simple!


Now, back to...HSR!...

...of  course!...

He tried, but he had to


give it up!...

Yes...he quit that sport

before any harm could

come


to anyone!





Well, it looks like Humanity is

'Off The Hook'

and

a Major Beneficiary of

HSR quitting the Javelin, but

there's still a chance that many

things will still 'Go South'

whenever HSR is around!...

I mean...'Stuff Happens'...Every Week Here, Right?

To 'Incontrovertibly Prove' this,

let's look back when HSR was

exposed

during

"Dentist/Geneticist Starts Effort 


To Help Toothless Patients 


With 'Hypoallergenic' 



Natural Teeth!"



And in that

Illuminating Episode

WE FIND A YOUNG HSR

WHO JUST LOVES

WORKING WITH DIFFERENT FLUIDS


AND

MIXING THEM 


TO

'SEE WHAT 


HAPPENS!'

OMGOSH!



HIS BIG SISTER 

IS INTO


CHEMISTRY, TOO!

SO NOW,

HSR, IS IN HIS

FRESHMAN CHEM CLASS


WITH OTHER STUDENTS 

THAT 


WANT TO BECOME

DOCTORS 


AND SUCH.

AND THEY ARE SERIOUS!...

HOWEVER, 

THAT COURSE

HAS ALWAYS BEEN AN

ATTRACTIVE MYSTERY

TO HIM,

BECAUSE,

UNDER DIFFERENT CONDITIONS,

ATOMS AND MOLECULES ACT




IN DIFFERENT WAYS!


HE STILL REMEMBERS

HIS EXPERIMENTS IN


IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,

WHERE SOME OF THE EXPERIMENTS 

MADE IT SEEM

LIKE

MAGIC WAS

OCCURING


RIGHT BEFORE THE EYES!


BUT CHEMISTS HAVE A FUNNY 

AND QUIRKY SIDE TOO...

...LIKE THE TEACHER 

NEXT DOOR WHO COMES 

IN THE CLASS UNANNOUNCED

TO 


'SLAP FIVE'

WITH THE GLOVES!...


SO NOW,

HSR IS ABSORBED IN 

FIGURING OUT 

PROBLEMS AND FLOW CHARTS

AND CHEMICAL


REACTIONS...

AND SOME GIRLS IN THE CLASS,

CHECK OUT HSR,

AND THE ONE ON THE

LEFT SAYS,


"DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT,

YOU SEE THAT HANDSOME

GUY OVER


THERE, NAMED BARRINGTON...

WELL...

I WANT TO BE IN HIS 

LAB GROUP!...I CAN TELL THAT HE'S GOING TO

GET AN 'A!'"


AND THE STUDENT ON THE 

RIGHT SAYS,


"YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT, BUT,

I REALLY LIKE THAT GUY 

HSR,

WHO'S ALWAYS ON THE 

BLACK BOARD


'SCRIBBLING HIS STUFF!'...

DO YOU THINK HE'S A NICE GUY?"

BUT, 

WHEN SHE 

TURNS BACK TO HER FRIEND...

...SHE LEFT!...

...TO GO TALK TO...


HIM!



"OH, WELL, SHE THINKS TO HERSELF,

WHILE WORKING ALONE,

"I'LL SEE 


IF THERE'S ANY 

'CHEMISTRY' BETWEEN ME


AND HIM!"







BUT NOW, 

THE CLASS PROFESSOR 

CALLS THE STUDENTS 

TO ORDER,

"HELLO, 

MY YOUNG SCIENTISTS!


...DID YOU YOU KNOW THAT

ALL OF THE MATERIAL THINGS

AROUND US THAT WE USE

ARE THAT WAY 

BECAUSE... 

CHEMISTS

MADE IT THAT WAY!

...WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT


WE WANT 

PRODUCTS THAT HAVE CERTAIN 

PROPERTIES...

...AND 

IT'S UP TO US TO 

FIGURE OUT HOW TO

ARRIVE AT THOSE NEW 

PRODUCTS BY 

MIXING AND MATCHING

VARIOUS ELEMENTS AND 


MOLECULES!

AND WE HAVE TO USE OUR KNOWLEDGE

AND

OUR IMAGINATIONS 

TO FIGURE OUT 

SOLUTIONS THAT COME LIKE


'POW!'

BUT, 

SOMETIMES WHEN WE MIX THINGS

IT MAY GO...

POW!


BUT THE RESULTS

MAY NOT BE

EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT!



SO WE MUST DO SOME MORE 

'MENTAL SEARCHING!'...

...NOW,

LET 


ME SEE ..

HOW ELSE CAN WE GET THERE...

...HMMM.. I KNOW!


YES!...

WE'LL USE A 

METHYLATION REACTION, TO 

SEE IF THAT MIGHT WORK!"


..."WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT SOONER...

I'M


SO HAPPY NOW!

HEY CLASS!...

...AREN'T YOU HAPPY, TOO?"

AND ALL OF THE STUDENTS

RESPOND,

"YES MAM!,"


...EXCEPT FOR HSR

WHOS STILL DOING




SOME PROBLEMS ON

THE BLACKBOARD!


"SO, NOW, CLASS...

PLEASE BREAK UP INTO YOUR

ASSIGNED GROUPS

AND LET'S



HAVE SOME FUN!"


SO, HSR

TAKES A BREAK FROM THE BOARD AND

TAKES HIS PLACE WITH THE STUDENT

THAT HE IS PAIRED WITH,

AND HE

SOON FINDS OUT

THAT HIS PARTNER

HAS A LITTLE



'MAD SCIENTIST' IN HER!

AND HSR

MUST BE CAREFUL

AND

KEEP UP WITH WHAT

THESE OTHER STUDENTS


DO!

SO THE FIRST EXPERIMENT IS

TO FIND OUT

WHY

THIS


HAPPENS!





WHAT'S THIS!...

...IT LOOKS LIKE

ANOTHER STUDENT


HAS HSR

IN HER SIGHTS!....






AND AS THE PROFESSOR SEES THE STUDENTS

WORK,

SHE THINKS TO HERSELF,

"JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE

WHAT I

HAVE

IN STORE

FOR THEM



TOMORROW!"


















































































































































































Love Toothbrush®                                     















































































" I Just Love The Sun...As long as it's not too


hot

and

not too


cold!"























































































Ralph Cyril Winge, D.D.S. 


is advancing and influencing 

the Arts and Sciences of 



Dentistry 

in several handfuls of ways 

since he entered USC Dental School 



early, 

after taking only two years of College 



Science Courses 

at the Beautiful Beachside 

California Western Campus 

of the United States International University at Point Loma 

in 



San Diego. 






Let’s enumerate some of the ways he is contributing:







Attending USC Dental School

was a Totally Great Experience for

the Young Doctor Winge!...

He came across an Opportunity to

work with the University's

Fashion Catalogue, and took


full advantage of it!









Winge, as a student, appeared in his First USC Dental


School Bulletin!







And He Snagged the

'Front Page '


in His Second Dental School Bulletin Appearance!




He conceived and set the First World Record of

‘Most Kids In A Dental Chair (9)

during the Grand Opening



of the

sprawling New Watts Health Center Complex

in Watts, California.





And here, he's caught 'Fooling Around' like his hand is the Victim


of a 'Big Chomp!'










Winge later bested that Record

of 'Most Kids in a Dental Chair'

as a Dentist Guest on the Children’s Show

"Romper Room"

in 1982 with


11 Children!










Dr. Winge is also the first Black Man in America

to Invent, Patent,



and bring to the Internet



Marketplace,

a Specific Functional Toothbrush...

The Love Toothbrush®,

first as the

'Breezy Ice



Edition'



then,

as the

'Pacific Blue


Series 1 Manifestation!'













Most of the

Scientifically-Verified Toothbrushing Methods

were invented during the

1920s to the 1950s. And each of those

Inventors came up with

only one.

But...Dr. Winge has devised

a 'Whopping'


four of Them!

And,

this makes him the

'Only One Alive Today,'

that has invented and designed

'Unique And Different'

Toothbrushing Patterns!






In late 1999, Dr. Winge revealed the

Winge Bounce Tactic of Toothbrushing



which

can be performed

all over the Mouth.




And then about 6 months later, in the year 2000,

he unveiled the

Swing Style



of cleansing.





In 2008, the

Slide Strategy



was publicly introduced.




And last year, in 2018, on August 26th,

at almost exactly 6:00 pm,

just minutes after praying in his

Personal Botanical  Gardens,

Winge went to brush his teeth,

and surprised himself

when his toothbrush and hand

moved in a New Way,

which

translates into his latest Brushing Methodology,

the Pendulum Teethbrushing



Protocol,

which he affectionately refers to as

'Child's Play!'







Feeling the need to

Comprehensively Classify

and Evaluate the

many Clinical Variations

seen in the Oral Cavity,

he developed



an Orality Quotient System to

rate the Subjective and Objective

Oral Features seen in a Patient,

resulting in a

'Clinical Impact Score.'















Going a little further than the

Duchenne Smile, which shows

'Crow's Feet' around the sides of the eyes,

and which denotes a grin of 'True and Genuine Happiness,'


Winge saw a lot of People

that seemed a little 'more involved'

in their Smile Response, and that they 'kicked things up a notch'

and squinted their noses and

squeezed their eyes shut,

like President Obama here


and this person


here!

And that is how the

InfiniSmile,



or the Epitome Smile,



or the Winge Smile, came about!









Honing in on the

Basic Anatomical Features

of the Face, that contribute to

Facial Recognition and Social Attractiveness,

Winge simplified that

'Most Involved Area'

and called it

The Winge Aesthetic/Beauty

Quadrilateral-Anatomical area



of the



face.











A small number

of Celebrities are making a

'Big Splash'

with a rarely-occuring anatomical feature on

the Midline of their Upper Lips...

After an exhaustive search of Anatomy Books

and Scientific Literature that showed no mention of

this landmark,

Winge then became the first Person

to 'Elucidate' this 'Phenotypical Variation,' which

may have a strong degree of

Genetic Dominance,

and he dubbed it

the 'Winge's Peak!'



See the 'Peak' on President Barack Obama


and those on his Daughters Malia


and Sasha


Obama,

and one of

Winge's favorite Actors, Wesley


Snipes, and

some very Prominent ones on



Viola Davis, and


Jay-Z!

Actresses Kellita



Smith

and Milauna


Jackson are Similarly,

and Abundantly, Endowed!











Want another term to use

besides 'Smile' and 'Grin?'

Now, one can use a newly- coined

acronym term


called 'coa!'









He also likes to sit and look and think around some of the


Fountains around USC!






















Dr. Winge has even come up with

Dentistry's Official New Dance...



...the easy-and-fun-to-do

'Bite The Dentist Back' Dance!










And, Winge founded the Super Smile Awards,

now known as the Grinni Awards,

and he has presented it,

over the decades, to

25 celebrities including  Boxing Champ


Muhammed Ali,

Comedian Phyllis


Diller,

Actress Farrah


Fawcett,

Olympic Heptathlete Great


Jackie Joyner-Kersey,

one of the Best

Lawyers and Legal

Minds,


Gloria Allred,

and

Taraji P.


Henson, just to name a few!








Want to have a little

Fun with the Lips?



Try the


crazy



...Oh, Boy!...!
















Oh, and he was Awarded a Star

on the Watts Walk of Fame, aka


The Promenade of Prominence!












...And,

don't forget

the World's Most Unique

Dental Fun, Fantasy, Glamour,

Drama, and

'Weekly-Refreshed'

Adventure Blog...

...this Hollywood Smiles Report!, 

and the blog preface hero, the

Dentist HSR,


which logs at least 7 million views a year!...

...making some of the people go


'Thank You Crazy!'

















"Well, Thank you, Doctor Winge, for making things better,

but,

inside your mind


must be like a


Constantly Creative Whirlwind!"























































































"Uh Uh!...Believe You Me...

'Ain't No Dentist'...


...Like



Doctor


Winge!"






































































The Author of this blog

does not think that

another person

will be telling what he did,

in the right way...

...so...he thinks that

sometimes,

you have to


'Toot your Own Horn!'

Otherwise,

the correct

Information

might not get told...

and no one will know!




























































May you have many...



..."Really, Hollywood!...

...when the People at the Party

started doing the 'Bite the Dentist Back' Dance...

Everything...



just Went Crazy!"...






..."I'm going to tell HSR about


an 'Idea' I have!"...




...“All  of us are put on this Earth

for ‘Glorious Reasons!’


And it is our Duty

To find out
,
Those Reasons!


And when we 

'Fulfill those Destinies'…

...we will Know It!


Because there will be

Advancements…


And things will be better among us!...


And personally…


I’ll 


Feel Good About It!”...





..."I'm trying to

Mentally Conceive

what Dr. Winge's


Next Breakthrough Might Be!"...



...smiles!












































"I'm working on my next



'Aha Moment!"

And I know that it takes a while

for those New Concepts

to come to

the front of my Attention...



But...



I wish they'd

Hurry Up!"

































































"Once again,

Hollywood,

I am going to


Make an Appearance in your

Fertile Dreams tonight!

Just make sure that you


Bring a Pen and Paper to


Write It All Down!...See ya!"




























































































I hear that whenever 

anyone wants to conceive 

a new Breakthrough, 

all they have to do

 is make that statement 

in their Mind...


Then the Brain Matter will automatically

'Kick Into 


Gear,' 

and 




That's the Truth!"




















































































For your own good...

please don't be a



Couch Potato!




















































































Meanwhile...Back At The Highly Unusual Place Where They All 


Share The Money!



















































































Dental Hygiene Wars!





























































































































































"My new Cavitron Tips

just made My Day




Super Easy!"


















Now this Hygienist says,

"With My New Weapon...

I'm going to...


Fight Monsters with Monsters!"















"I'm not a Bacterium...

I'm just a Viron...

Just passing through

and


Checking out The Action!"


























"Which do you find worse?...

...My...


Bite or My Breath?"




















"I'm so glad that the Suction is


taking those 'Critters' away!"























"Dang!...I'm throwing everything

at those Plaque Germs,

including, now...



...the 'Kitchen Sink!"




















"Hey, Hygienist!...

...can you step inside my mouth?

I'd like to show you


a Molar that

Needs Your Attention!"




















Dang!...

There are so many

that

after I

run out

of ammo

I'll need to



Roll Up My Sleeves

and

Strike Manually!"





















This Battle Deep

in the Embrasures

ends Badly

for all involved

because



Total Destruction

is

Everywhere!




























































































































































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