Dentist/Geneticist Starts Effort To Help Toothless Patients With “Hypoallergenic” Natural Teeth!

IN HIS COLLEGE ORGANIC CHEMISTRY CLASS, THE HSR AND HIS TEAM HAVE AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THEY MUST COMBINE TWO REACTANTS, USING HAND-CONTROLLED TITRIMETRIC METHODS, 

AND THE PRODUCT OF THIS REACTION IS TO BE SET ASIDE, AND THIS REACTION IS TO BE REPEATED TWENTY TIMES TO GATHER ENOUGH REACTION PRODUCT, AND THIS PRODUCT'S PURITY WILL THEN BE COMPARED TO THE OTHER CLASS TEAM, BUT THE OTHER TEAM IS BEHIND HSR'S, SO THEY SEND A SECRET WEAPON TO THROW HSR'S TEAM OFF OF THEIR RHYTHM, WHICH MEANS THAT TEAM TWO HAS TO STOOP TO "USING ANY MEANS NECESSARY," AND THAT ENTAILS TEAM TWO SENDING ONE OF THEIR MOST BEAUTIFUL LAB STUDENTS TO DISTRACT HSR'S TEAM BY SASHAYING THROUGH HSR'S AREA IN AN OBVIOUSLY SUGGESTIVE MANNER,           

AND IT WORKED, BECAUSE THE GUYS ON HSR'S TEAM SPILLED STUFF AND BROKE THEIR BEAKERS, AND NOW THEY HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN...but don't blame HSR, because he was too busy to look and actually didn't let his team get behind too much, so the professor's asisstant, who saw all of this transpire, only showed his "I'm told that if I drink this cellular regenerative elixir, I'll be a brand new me in 20 minutes" smile, and concluded that college kids will be college kids!

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“When you think about it, probably one of the greatest feelings in the world is to conscientiously and enjoyably chew and swallow good food!” 

“Our defining goal,” announces Barrington von Winge, D.D.S., Ph.D, Founder and CEO of The Teeth Factory, a privately-held Pacific Coast biological research firm, “is to simply and easily, establish the world’s largest comprehensive natural teeth repository that can efficiently produce and deliver a wide variety of vital, hypoallergenic, and rejection-free virgin teeth to Dentists the world over, so that their patients can once again become “fully dentate.”

“After initial successes in lab animals and with human volunteer subjects, we are highly satisfied with the finishing touches on our genomal sequencing, our tooth production techniques using variable scaffoldings,

our enamel and dentin formation, maturation, and mineralization processes, our complimentary and variable growth mediums, and our multi-sensitivity packaging, so now we are ramping up our production and logistical distribution channels.

Our Professional and Consumer advertisings will follow, with emerging presences across the numerous mass media and social media platforms!

“The main advantage that our live implants have over titanium implants is, of course, the natural vitality, function, and feelings that patients perceive with their new “real teeth!”

“Our teeth provide dependable second chances for people with incomplete dentitions!

“…we genetically specify the target teeth characteristics that we desire, into our proprietary Undifferentiated Mesenchymal/Stem Cell RNA complex codes to construct each tooth.

“…and we maintain the optimum temperature, humidity, light/dark intensity,

the correctly-proportioned chemical reactants, hormonal growth factors, and most importantly, the appropriate infrared and ultraviolet exposures, to grow the teeth to a strong and healthy, predetermined, three-dimensional result, where we can then “pulse-flash-freeze” them and store them.

“After Dental Surgeons specify the size, shape, and color characteristics of the desired teeth, the teeth are expeditedly delivered in a refrigerated environment for quick surgical implantation using correct orthodontic considerations so that the teeth eventually emerge into the mouth, ready to bite and masticate, while also adhering to established gnathological principles and parameters!

“Right before implantation, the teeth roots are coated with “neurovascular attractors” to quickly facilitate copious neurovascular bundle growth and connections for the nutrition and innervation of the new teeth.

“Each live tooth will be deemed ready for implantation when the roots are around 75% formed."  

"On the root surfaces, we are nanobonding a special semi-solid gel made of self-replicating cells that will eventually form the cementum and PDL layers.

“The single dental assemblage will be buried in the bone, and properly placed with a surgical guide, where they will, after about two or three months, erupt naturally through the gums and into the mouth and grow out until they eventually reach the opposing teeth that they will bite against.

“Teeth Factory banks will grow several of the most popular sizes of each tooth, meaning that proper case diagnosis and selection is very important.

“Patients who don’t have enough jaw space to house the new tooth may not be able to benefit from these advancements.

“To overcome any untoward immunological response from the recipient’s cellular defenses, the whole tooth is simply coated with a specially concocted “universal donor anti-antigenic surfactant.”

“This breakthrough proprietary coating guarantees rejection-free compatibility on a cellular and molecular level, because the coating itself is impregnated with a combination of biochemicals, including blood, hematopoietic, and plasma elements, and connective tissue substrates of the recipient patient freshly at the chairside, so that the new tooth and root surfaces will not be targeted as a foreign substance fit for biological elimination.

We are pushing and developing our economies of scale so that many billions of people can benefit from our efforts!,” relates Dr. Barrington von Winge.

May you have many…forget about waking up and smelling the coffee, I just want to wake up and breathe the air!...are outer space aliens capable of acting nice or evil, depending on the circumstances?...people may be at peace sometimes, but all of our internal cellular defenses are always battling or are battle-readying!…smiles!