Friday, December 25, 2015

New Year!...New Smile!...

Your "I'm wide-eyed and just looking all over the place for deals in the many stores, to pick up on fantastic, money-saving bargains" smile is finally settling down into  a deep, warm, and comfy recliner to binge-watch THE HSR, IN HIS ATTEMPT TO ACHIEVE HIS NEW LEVEL OF JUDO BLACK BELT...


AND TO DO SO, HE MUST VISIT THE MONKS IN THE LOWER HIMALAYIAN MOUNTAINS...


AND FULFILL THE ASSIGNED TASK THAT THEY GIVE HIM TO COMPLETION, SO, STARTING FROM VENICE BEACH, IT TAKES SOME DAYS FOR HSR TO FLY, RIDE, AND SAIL UPSTREAM, THEN HIKE UP HIGH IN THE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WEATHER, (YOU DIDN’T THINK THERE WERE HEATED ESCALATORS, RIGHT?), SO HE FINALLY MAKES IT UP TO THE MONKS IN A DEEPLY HIDDEN AND CHILLY CAVE COMPLEX...


AND OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK, AND AS HE EXHALES, HE NOTICES THAT HIS BREATH MAKES REALLY THICK CLOUDS OF VAPORS, 


SO HSR GREETS, “GOOD DAY, MONKS OF THE MAJESTIC MOUNTAINS!...


"I SEEK AN IMPORTANT TASK FROM YOU, SO THAT I MAY ASCEND IN RANK, IN STATUS, AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, IN ENLIGHTENMENT!”, “SAY NO MORE,” SLOWLY MONOTONES THE LEAD MONK BACK TO HSR...


 “YOU MUST TAKE THIS SACRED MIRROR...


 AND CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE PEAK WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF NOW...


AND REFLECT THE SUN’S LIGHT FROM THE MIRROR ONTO THE PEAKS OF THE SURROUNDING THREE MOUNTAIN TOPS, ALL AT THE SAME TIME,...


...THEN THE MASSIVE GEOPHYSICAL AND GEOMAGNETIC FORCES THAT HAVE GROWN AND HAVE BEEN PENT-UP FOR THOUSANDS OF CENTURIES, WILL THEN BE UNLEASHED, IN UNISON, THROUGH COSMIC ENERGY RELEASE (5TH DIMENSIONAL NEUTRINOS!), RATHER THAN THROUGH SEISMIC AND VOLCANIC DESTRUCTION, AND OUR WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, WILL BE PRESERVED FOR ANOTHER GREAT EPOCH OF TIME!,” SO, THE MONK WIPES HIS HEAVY BROW AND HANDS THE MIRROR TO HSR, AND CONTINUES… “YOU MUST UNDERTAKE THIS JOURNEY STARTING NOW, AND I MUST REMIND YOU THAT THE CLOUD COVER IS THICK, SO THE SUN MAY NOT SHINE THROUGH MUCH, BUT THIS IS A COMPLICATION THAT WE MUST OVERCOME, BECAUSE THE GALAXIES ARE ALIGNED NOW, AND YOU ONLY HAVE HOURS, TO GET TO THE TOP, AND TO SHINE THOSE RAYS SO THAT COSMIC CONTINUITY REMAINS!, GO NOW, AND MAY THE ETERNAL FORCE BE WITH YOUR INVISIBLE CHI!”, “WELL, THANK YOU, SIR, I START WITH A WEARY AND RESTLESS BODY, BUT IF I GET THIS DONE, AND I SHALL, I’LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO RELAX ON THE BEACH BACK HOME!,”...


...I BOW IN RESPONSE, AND I CONTINUE TO REPEATEDLY BOW AS I BACK AWAY FROM THE MONKS AND OUT OF THE CHAMBER, THEN HSR RUNS OUTSIDE THE CAVE ENTRANCE, AND SEES THAT THE WEATHER HAS JUST TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE, SO HE PLACES THE MIRROR INTO A SLIP-OUT-PROOF POCKET, THEN TAKES OUT, AND DRINKS, TWO CANS OF “SURVIVAL LIQUID,” THEN EATS THREE SUSTAINABLE ENERGY BARS, LOOKS TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND HE DECIDES TO GO THE SHORTEST, YET MOST-DIFFICULT ROUTE, TO SAVE TIME, AND EVERYTHING ELSE!, SO, HE TREKS UP SOME SNOW...


...BULLIES AWAY SOME HUNGRY WILD ANIMALS,


 DODGES SOME AVALANCHES,


 CLIMBS SHEER ROCK WITH JUST HIS GLOVED FINGERTIPS, 


AND FINALLY MAKES IT TO THE TOP!, AND HE SEES THE THREE PEAKS IN THE PANORAMIC VIEW AROUND HIM, BUT THE SUN ISN’T COMING THROUGH THE CLOUDS, AND HE SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT HE HAS ONLY ONE MIRROR…SO HOW IS HE GOING TO SHINE LIGHT THAT ISN’T EVEN COMING THROUGH, TO THREE MOUNTAIN TOPS AT ONCE?...THEN HE GETS A BRIGHT IDEA…HE SMASHES THE MIRROR INTO FOUR ABOUT-EQUAL PARTS...


...THEN HOLDS UP TWO OF THEM, TO REFLECT PROPERLY TO TWO OF THE MOUNTAIN TOPS, AND HE USES THE OTHER TWO MIRRORS TO DOUBLE REFLECT THE RAYS TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP BEHIND HIM, BECAUSE THE SUN AND THE FIRST TWO PEAKS ARE IN FRONT OF HIM, BUT THE SUN NEEDS TO COME THROUGH THE CLOUDS RIGHT NOW, SO, FEELING FRUSTRATED,  HE LETS OUT A MONSTER-LOUD, LOWER-ABDOMINAL-BREATHING-CENTERED ROAR, WHICH PRODUCES A MIGHTY SWIRLING CLOUD WHICH SPINS AROUND IN A POWERFUL TORNADIC VORTEX, AND THE FINGERS OF THIS SPINNING CLOUD REACH UP AND CLEAR A PATH FOR THE SUNRAYS TO COME DOWN, 


AND THE RAYS ARE REFLECTED PROPERLY TO THE THREE MOUNTAINS BY THE HSR, AND THE MIRRORS AND THE RAYS TURN RED, ORANGE, BLUE AND OTHER COLORS, AND ULTIMATELY THE COSMIC RAYS ARE ALLOWED TO BE PRODUCED, INSTEAD OF DEADLY EARTHQUAKES, AND THE HSR LETS OUT A BIG SIGH OF RELIEF, HOWEVER, HE KNOWS THAT HIS SAVING OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, WILL NOT BE SHOWN ON CNN TONIGHT, BUT THAT'S OKAY!

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"I promise to put the brakes on all of this eating right after New Years, so I can get my beach-ready body back by summer!"












How about a New Smile!...


...to go with this New Year?


Yes...Open up your smile and light up any room!...More!...


...Your beautified teeth mysteriously emanate a force field...

...and your bright smile radiates a happiness field...

...that others can pick up on!

Question...

Why do all the people...smile...in a group picture or selfie?


Please tell me what that reflex is all about?

You may have to use a lot of words to explain it...

...To some, showing a big smile when they are photoed might mean they want to convey that "Good times are here and now!"...or...

..."Remember me as a happy person!"


And that's cool...

If you think about it, then, your Dentist not only fixes your teeth so that you can eat and smile better...

...but your Dentist's Powers can have beautifying, strengthening, and therapeutic effects on your body, your body's mirror image, and how your internal psychological self feels...

Talk about a confidence and courage boost!

Just like a flashy new car does wonders for one's ego...


...and a rich and newly-unveiled, passion-sizzling smile, where people look and stare at your gorgeous teeth when you talk, instead of listening to you....well, who knows what they are thinking!...

Would you like to know how your Dentist makes your smile chromosonally-irresistible to look at?...it's a professional secret...well, sort of...

...here it is...

Your Dentists force link primitive and undeniable emotions into your smiles by integrating "Secret Golden Proportions...found all over the world in Nature...


...into the curves of your teeth!...

...There!...so, now you know!...

Okay, with this new light of knowledge, let's go ahead and run to your Dentist now, and get your mesmerizing curves done right!...

...for a New Year, New Smile, New Attitude, and maybe even a New Love!!

Oh, and as far as "Our Sense Of Style" motto for this year goes--"Get fresh....Stay fresh!"





May you have many...yes, you are blessed to have made it to New Years--and through all of the other previous "Non-Holiday" days!...and with this new time coming, the pure electric/lightning force of your smile awakens!...are we being greedy when we say, "And may you have many more?"...smiles!

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