“I won the Lottery Once!...
It was just a
Little bit…
And…
It was Gone in No Time!”
“I don’t play Games with My Money!
I earn it
‘Fair And Square!
Plus,
My Saving
And
My Spending reflect
My Attitudes
About
‘One’s Riches!”
"HSR!...
...We just heard that
You're getting
Your First Big Lottery Check!
We'll
Be Right Over!"
I went on a Vacation one time
With a Heavy Gambler,
but he didn’t pay attention to me
Or the beautiful beaches
Or even the Night Life!...
He was always at the Tables…
...Gambling!
But…On that vacation…
I first met Hollywood!
"Personally,
I have a problem with
the Odds
when They are
One Chance in
176 Million!"
"Hi there, Everyone!...
It's okay
to play
'Games of Chance!'...
But...
Just Don't Bet the Rent Money!"
"Yes!...I'm a
'Flower Child!'
You Say that
You want To
Be One, Too?
...Well, Come On...
Let's Be it!"
You and Your
'really!...I
didn't do it!'
Smiles
are
'Caught with
Your Hand
In The Cookie Jar!
Today's 'Blogospheric Post'
is 'Passed Out Freely To All Comers!'...But...
...first You must get passed
Her!...Good Luck!...
Axes
have been around for…
have been around for…
…A Long Time!
They helped Us to chop Wood for
The
Fire Place,
And
To split Logs to Build Homes
In Our Early Days!
Now,
Some People use,
Axes to
‘Throw,’
as a Sport!...
as a Sport!...
Yes…Women can
Do It Well!..
And Guys, too!.
And Some can do Nice
Tricks!...
But,
and you know what’s coming, up!...
HSR and...
Axes...
Don’t mix!
Oh No!...
He Gets
‘A Big Idea,’
And tries to
get into it!
Fortunately,
for all of us,
He stopped before Things
could get Much
Much Worse!
Why do many things
'Get Worse'
WHEN HSR IS AROUND,
OR
WHEN HE TRIES SOMETHING NEW?...
...WE MAY NEVER KNOW!...
BUT DURING THE POST,
"Why Do The Other Run Way Models
Hate My New
Smile! Part 2.,"
HSR SETS UP HIS
HIGH-POWERED,
BLUE RAY-SHIFTED,
ANTIVIBRATION-ENABLED,
'SUPERSCOPE OF THE HEAVENS'
TELESCOPE,
WITH AN OPTIONAL
65-INCH VIEWING TABLET,
AND
HIS FRIENDS LET HSR
HOOK UP TO
A SUPER
COMPUTER,
THAT WLL ALLOW HIM TO
'SEE PHOTONS'
BEFORE THEY
EVEN GET THERE!
SO,
WITH HIS
EYE TO THE SKY,
HSR IMMEDIATELY IS DRAWN
INTO AN AREA OF THE SUN WHERE
'FLARES BLARE!
"DO YOU SEE SOMETHING
SPIRITUAL
IN THOSE SKIES,"
SHE
ASKS...
AND HSR RESPONDS,
"OF COURSE!...
JUST LOOK AT THIS
PHENOMENON!
"PLEASE SWING 36.6 DEGREES
TO THE LEFT AND SEE
MY FAVORITE
'IONIC PROTON RADIATOR,'"
SHE
SMILES!...
"HERE'S ONE OF
THE MOST INSANE
ONES I'VE SEEN" ADMITS.
HSR...
"AND HERE'S A
'LOCAL
BIG BANG!,"
THE LADY
OFFERS...
"CHECK OUT THE
'EJECTULATE' FROM THIS
WORM HOLE," HSR COMPARES...
"AND SEEING
REAL-TIME
GALAXIES SPIN IS JUST
STUNNING!
SHE
GIGGLES!...
"WHOA!... WHAT'S THIS,"
ASKS HSR, "AND," HE CONTINUES, "WHAT DO
YOU THINK
IS THE
MOST PROFOUND
THING IN THE
UNIVERSE?"...
AND SHE ANSWERS,
"IT IS THE
'RUNAWAY AND
DYNAMIC AND UNPREDICTABLE
IMAGINATION OF
MAN AND WOMANKIND
THAT IS THE MOST PROFOUND
POSSESSION
OF THE UNIVERSE!"
"Be Careful for what you wish...because you...
just might Get It!"
....
My Day at The Office....
hasn't been
Good At All!...
See,
None of my Patients
wanted to
'Act Right'
today!...
I mean...
none of them were
cooperative...
...At All!
Even the Kids
acted better than
the Adults!
And, Later On...
...while driving Home...
...I couldn't even get a break
on the...
...shucks!...
Coffee Situation!...
But that's not even the
End of It!...
My car
all of a sudden
'Got
Busted!'
So now,
I have to
'Hoof It!'
What a Drag!
OMGosh!
This Hurts!...
So now,
I have to
'Hoof It!'
What a Drag!
OMGosh!
This Hurts!...
Really!...
But...I'm still
'Okay!'
Hey...what's this!
...The Clouds...Oh No!
Now it's starting to
...Rain...Hard!...
Not like
a
'Dancing In The Rain' Soft....
This Rain
is
This Rain
is
Kicking
'Major A!'...
...making me
Slip Again!
Now wet papers
are
flying all over
The Place!...
And this
Small One
Smacks Me
Right square on My Eye!...
...and stays there!
And this
Small One
Smacks Me
Right square on My Eye!...
...and stays there!
So,
I rub it off...
...but...
it goes
up under My Jacket!...
So I
finally get to
Home Sweet Home!
Now,
I go inside
and take off my Jacket,
and get dry,
and the
small paper falls down
on the floor...
I now see that it's
a
'Lost Lottery Ticket!"...
...Oh, Well...
So,
before bed,
I look at the News
a little,
and they read off the
Winning Lottery
Numbers,
but I pay it
No Mind...And...
I Blissfully...
Call It A Night!
Now,
the next Morning,
I
Give The Proper Thanks!...and
the TV News says
that the Winning Lottery Ticket
was bought in this town
and they give the numbers again...and...
I go get that
Small Slip Of Paper...and...
...Way-Way-Wait!...
...They Match!
$469 Million!...
OMGosh!...
But I didn't even buy it!...
So,
I quickly get dressed and everything...and...
I think,
"I need to find
the
Rightful Owner!"
So, as I walk down the street,
I ask this
Lady,
"Excuse me, Miss, but...
Did You lose a
Lottery Ticket?"
And she says,
"I just might have...
...can you show it to me?"
...but then I just walk on...
and then I
ask another Stranger,
"Sorry to bother you, Miss...but...
did you lose a Lottery Ticket?"
And she just stares a little in front...
and says,
"$469 Million!...469 Million!
I'd do
anything to get that ticket!...
...Do you have it?...
I'll be your 'Bestest' Friend!"
So, I keep on walking and
ask two more People
and
All of them
say that it's Theirs!
But,
now, I'm Thinking,
"Everybody I ask
is Gonna Say,
"Yes!...It's Mine!""
So, what shall I do?"
finally get to
Home Sweet Home!
Now,
I go inside
and take off my Jacket,
and get dry,
and the
small paper falls down
on the floor...
I now see that it's
a
'Lost Lottery Ticket!"...
...Oh, Well...
So,
before bed,
I look at the News
a little,
and they read off the
Winning Lottery
Numbers,
but I pay it
No Mind...And...
I Blissfully...
Call It A Night!
Now,
the next Morning,
I
Give The Proper Thanks!...and
the TV News says
that the Winning Lottery Ticket
was bought in this town
and they give the numbers again...and...
I go get that
Small Slip Of Paper...and...
...Way-Way-Wait!...
...They Match!
$469 Million!...
OMGosh!...
But I didn't even buy it!...
So,
I quickly get dressed and everything...and...
I think,
"I need to find
the
Rightful Owner!"
So, as I walk down the street,
I ask this
Lady,
"Excuse me, Miss, but...
Did You lose a
Lottery Ticket?"
And she says,
"I just might have...
...can you show it to me?"
...but then I just walk on...
and then I
ask another Stranger,
"Sorry to bother you, Miss...but...
did you lose a Lottery Ticket?"
And she just stares a little in front...
and says,
"$469 Million!...469 Million!
I'd do
anything to get that ticket!...
...Do you have it?...
I'll be your 'Bestest' Friend!"
So, I keep on walking and
ask two more People
and
All of them
say that it's Theirs!
But,
now, I'm Thinking,
"Everybody I ask
is Gonna Say,
"Yes!...It's Mine!""
So, what shall I do?"
May you have many...
...Thank You,
My Plant...I'll tell Hollywood
that
You're in 'Dire Need'
of Watering!
He'll
Come Running Right Over!"...
..."Really!...This
Spy Lady named
Nalatasha Atasha
came
right over there
and said that
she needs You to
Decipher
this
'One Million Line' Algorithm
from Facebook,
Amazon, and Google,
and Update Her
by Tomorrow...Or Else!...
..."Yes!...We All
want to
'Hit It Big'
and
Win that
Million Dollar Lottery!
And That's Okay!..
And,
if You
Woke up This Morning
in Good Health and Stuff...
then,
You already
'Won Big'
In Life!"...
..."I know that
Hollywood
is a Wild Man!...
And I know that because
When I look Deep into
His Eyes...
I can see a
Savage Man
trying to
'Hold Things Back!'"...
...smiles!
"We play the Lottery
at Our Own Risk...
and
at Our Own Reward!"
Circulate and Recirculate
The Many Elements Of Our 'Discovering Mind,'
To Sophisticate
Our 'Thinking Processes!'
Meanwhile...Back At The Place...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Good!...
Those Hygiene Folk
can't even hear me
as I
Sneak Up On Them!
And when
I say,
"Boo!"...
They're 'Gonna Lose It!''
"OMGosh!...Gladys!...
Tell me about
That Dream You Had!'..."
"Myra!...What can I say!...
It was like
I was
in a 'Tight Sulcus Space!'...and...
everything was
Happening So Fast!"...
"My Carpel Tunnel Therapists
forbid me to use my Arms,
Substitutes...
...but...
"So,
this is the
Microbiological Community
that
They want Me to
'Fit Into?'"
Sometimes there's so
many Hygienists
and
much Action
on the Battlefield that
It's hard to know
Who's Who!"
"'Sheesh!'...
If that Ball
hits Me,
I'm really Hurt!...
Or Worse!
"Dang!...People!...
How did this
Plaque Germ
Get So Big!"
"In Memory of My
Fallen Dental Hygiene Comrades!...
I will Always Remember
your Unwavering Dedication
and Your
Fighting Spirit!"
"Of course, I know that
I am a Microbe that
Destroys
People's Mouths,
but,
I just found out that
I have
'Tiny Creatures'
in Me
that
want to
Destroy My Mouth!"
"My Vacation from
'The Wars'
is
Too Nice!...
...I don't
Want To
Go Back To Work Now!"
"I'm Human!...
I just Caught
Cancer Of The Plaque!"
"I'm going to get them
One Way...
...And The Other!"...
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