“I'm Glad That...You can come with Me...To DentistryLand!...You're...getting Everything First Class!...And.. if You ever get Frightened, I'll...
...take Your Arms Around Me!"...
“Loving You
is Like...
Being
on a Rollercoaster...
...that only
...Stops Sometimes!
“I ve been going to
Amusement Parks
All My Life!
And they are Always Fun,
and...
...Always Unpredictable!
Some of the rides
shake you up
so much that…
you swear that
You
won’t go on them again,
but after some time,
You want to do that Ride Again!”
"Doctor Report!...
Did You enjoy your
'Nature Walk?'"
I First Met Hollywood
at The Amusement Park!
We shared a foot-long Hot Dog,
eating it
from Opposite Ends!...
...and...
...when we
met
in the Middle,
...well,
...‘The Rest Is History!”
"Hollywood!...
...You Like My Petals?"
"Doctor Report!...
I have some Cotton Candy
stuck in my Teeth!...
You wouldn't
happen to have
"I thought that
Lions, Tigers, and Bears,
Were Dangerous...But...You...
You're
Ferocious!"
You and Your
‘I wish that I can Drive Fast like they do in the
Daytona 500’
Daytona 500’
Smiles
are
really stuck in ‘Too-Slow’
Freeway Traffic!...
The ‘Enamelly Mineralized’ Episode
for Today is interpreted to you by
Hawaiian Dancers that give
‘New Meaning’
to
‘Really Getting
Into One’s
Work!’…
"Come On...HSR...
I'm Ready to
'Kick Your...
Arm!'"
Hello, People!...
Good to see you...
...and it looks like
'Once Again,' HSR
DOESN'T RESPECT BOUNDARIES...OR...
...MAYBE...
HE'S JUST 'CLUELESS!'...BUT...
WHATEVER...
NOW, HE' BEEN THINKING (WATCH OUT!)
THAT
HE WANTS TO
CHECK OUT SOME OF THE
LOCAL OCEANS AND SEE WHAT'S UP!
SO,
HSR
TAKES HIS
SCUBA GEAR AND
HEADS ON OUT TO
THE END OF
A PIER, AND JUMPS INTO
THE BEAUTIFUL
BLUE!
AND...IMMEDIATELY,
HE SEES A BUNCH OF
SEA
LIFE!...
BUT...
OFF AT A DISTANCE,
A 'LADY OF THE SEA'
SEES HSR
ENTER INTO
HER REALM
THEN SHE
GOES TO ALERT
SOME OTHER
'LADIES OF THE SEA!'
HOWEVER,
IN THE MEAN TIME,
HSR SEES
ALL KINDS OF UNDERWATER
PLANT LIFE,
AND STATUES
OF
PEOPLE
HERE
AND THERE...
AND THERE'S EVEN
A
SHIPWRECK
DOWN THERE!
SO, HSR IS
HAVING A GOOD TIME
CHECKING OUT
THE
SCENE,
WHEN ONE 'SEA LADY'
COMES
BY HIM
AND SAYS,
"HI THERE, LAND WALKER!"
"HI THERE, SEA LADY!" HE RETURNS...
"HOW DO YOU LIKE OUR
UNDERWATER WORLD?"
"I LIKE IT A LOT!...THERE'S
SO MUCH LIFE DOWN HERE!"
SMILES HSR..
"I LIKE IT TOO, SHE
SAYS, AS SHE
PETS HER FRIEND, "BUT THINGS
ARE CHANGING...AND NOT
FOR THE BETTER UNDER OUR WATER!"
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
THAT 'GLOBAL WARMING'
STUFF," HE ASKS...
"YES...
THE THINGS THAT
YOU 'LAND WALKERS'
ARE DOING TO THE WORLD ARE
DESTROYING LOTS OF
AREAS OF THE SEA!"
NOW THIS SEA LADY
SAYS,
"OUR KELP FORESTS
ARE BEING OVER EATEN
BY SEA
URCHINS,
WHICH ARE
USUALLY
KEPT IN CHECK BY OUR
STAR
FISH AND OTHER
ANIMALS!...AND," SHE CONTINUES,
"ALBACORE HIDE IN THE KELP,
BUT IF THERE'S LESS ALBACORE,
THEN THE SEA OTTERS,
WHICH EAT ALBACORE,
WILL BE LESS IN NUMBERS!...
AND
THEN
SHARKS AND KILLER WHALES
WON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOOD,
SO WHOLE
FOOD CHAINS AND
FOOD PYRAMIDS
ARE BEING
IRREVERSIBLY AFFECTED!"
NOW HSR SAYS,
"I KNOW THAT
BEAUTIFUL
CORAL REEFS ARE
BEING
SEVERELY
IMPACTED!"
"SO AS A
LAND WALKER,
WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO?"
SAYS
THIS ONE...
...AS OTHER
SEA PEOPLE
PASS BY...
"I'LL DO WHAT I CAN," SAYS
HSR, "TO LOWER MY
'CARBON FOOTPRINT!'"
"BY DOING WHAT,"
THIS ONE
ASKS...
"WELL, I'LL DO THIS," HE SMILES, " EVERY TIME
I HAVE A CHANCE TO LESSEN MY POLLUTION,
I'LL DO IT,
LIKE,
USING MORE EASILY
BIODEGRADABLE PRODUCTS,
AND USING RENEWABLE ENERGY
MORE,
AND IF I MAY....
CAN I COME BACK
AND
SEE YOU SEA LADIES AGAIN?"
"WE WOULD LOVE
THAT," SHE SAYS...
"WELL, I'LL
SEE YOU NEXT MONTH,"
PROMISES HSR,
AS HE GOES BACK
TO THE SURFACE!...
"I'M GOING TO MISS HIM,"
SAYS
THIS ONE...
AND THIS ONE SAYS,
I THINK THAT I'M
IN LOVE ALREADY!"
"Life can be almost as easy as Picking
"Ladies and Gentlemen...
...Boys and Girls!...
...Come One…Come All!...
...And
Witness
for Yourself...
the Strange…The Supernatural…and the Scary!
...All for your
'Breathtaking Enjoyment'
at the
One And Only...
...DentistryLand!
But First... Come
and Enter Our
'Most Unusual Place!'"
"We don't just have
Chanel Tapper, who,
besides having a Classical
Winge's Peak in the
middle of her Upper Lip,
she is endowed with the
World's
...We have others
who
are
'Insanely
"Now...We all can
...Eat An Apple with
Our Mouths,
But Few can
eat one
Like This!"
"Some People like Stuffing things
in their
Mouths!...With Pencils...
and with
Straws!...Whoa!"
"Also,
picking up a Rose off
of the
Floor like this
can be
Very Romantic!...
...and here...
Please Don't
"Here is a
Man who has
Teeth over
his skin!...
But...
don't worry...he
doesn't Bite!...But He Could!"
"Sir...could you please
calm down and
stay in Your Seat!...
...Thank You!"
"In DentistryLand we have
People with so many
Teeth...It's Wonderful!"
"Yes!...the More...
...The Merrier!"
"We also
have the
Person with the
'Most Pierced
Tongue
and the
'Most Hooked
Cheeks!"
"And now...
The Person with the
'Widest
Mouth
and the one with the
Tallest
And Yes!
What would we be
without
Our
Friendly Neighborhood
Sword Swallower!...
....And....
Fire
Breather!..."
"Okay...
You've seen People pull cars
with their teeth...
Well,
how about pulling a
Jumbo Jet!..."
"It's totally
Impossible to do this
With Dentures!"
"This gives New Meaning to
Bringing Your Work
Furniture!"...
And...
...of course...
we have the 'Ageless
Kissing Booths!...
And so much More!'
"And for those
who want
to see
the 'Darker Side
Of Dentistry,'
...out Back...
...we have
Plenty of Room To Roam,
and You Can see
'The Scary Stuff'
like
Zombies with the
Sharpest Teeth...
and...
Vampires,
which are , at this time
'Out of Control,' so
for that one,
enter at Your Own Risk!...
But...
...We've added Something New!..."
"Now You can immerse Yourselves
in the New
'Zombie Battle Game' where they
move 'Slow Enough' that
You Can use your
Best Moves against them!"
"And also...see for Your self...
The Astonishing Results of some
Monsters of
Dental
DNA
Experiments!
Plus...
we have 'Never Seen Before Surprises'
"Now I must
Caution You,
Please stay away from the
Merry-go-
and other
places
until we
get Things Cleaned Up!"
So Thanks for Visiting
'DentistryLand!'...
'Where Teeth Rule!...
...And...
You Don't!"
.
May you have many...
..."When I Look Deep
into Your Eyes...
...I see..
...Our Story!"...
...“The Symbols are all Well and Fine,
but, it’s the
that Counts!”...
...“Earthquakes have been
in the News lately!...
….They can be Bad News,
causing a lot of pain and suffering...and worse!
And we can't turn our backs
on the Victims!
For a long time,
they will need
Food, Shelter, Water,
and
Plenty of
Extra Love to
Help them get
Back On Their Feet!"...
...“Let’s See!...How can I position Myself in Line so that I
end up sitting next to Hollywood on the
Thrill Ride?”...
...smiles!
“I think I know which Part of DentistryLand that
HSR ran off to…
...the Wild Animal Part!”
"Hi!...
I'm the Tooth Fairy
for
The Tooth Fairies!"
I Just Met Hollywood here
at the Water Slide Section
of
DentistryLand
Amusement Park!...
Give Me a Ride Home!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
The Scariest Ride Makes You
Feel
The Most Peaceful!"
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“The ‘Hot Breath’
of the Mouth
of My Host,...
...and My Own
‘Hot Breath,’
Get Along Just Fine!
“Now…
...as soon as
those Hygienists
reach the abyss below Me…
...I’ll make
Deadly ‘Boulders of Calculus’ …
…’Rain Down Upon Them!’”
“You can
Call Me…
...streptococcus ausskickus!
“Now that We
have these
Pretty Ladies Cornered,
My Brothers!...
...It’s…
...Feeding Time!”
“My Bacterial Orthodontist says that
My Skeletal Bite Relationship is
‘Highly Unusual,’ and that
She won’t touch Me...
...or My Case...
...with a Ten Foot Pole!”
“I’m off the Clock, now…And this is how
I like to ‘Kick It!’”
“In comes 'Fermentable Carbohydrates'
from the Diet,
And
Out Comes Plaque Acids
and
Other Associated ________ !”
“That Plaque put a hole in My Glove!...
..And…
…Now…
...I’m Pissed!”
"
"Do You have any
Soy Sauce?...
...I just Caught
a Hygienist!"
“There are too many ‘Pools of Peridex’ here…
...I’m
going to another Sulcus!”
With the
'Waters Of Love'…
…You only need…
…One Drop!
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