“Hey There!...If You Dare To…Come…to My Side Of The Screen…Then…I’ll Show You…How ‘Real’ My...
... ‘Second Reality Smile' Is!"...
“I checked out HSR’s Smile ,
to see if His is a
‘Deep Fake,
and
I am
Proud to Announce that
His Smile…
and all of The Rest
of That Man is…
...'Deep Real!'”
“Thank You, Computers,
for your power to
create Avatars, Second Life, and...
...Yes…
...Me!....
I know that AI can be used for Good and Bad…
...but…
…I’m fighting for ‘The Good!’”
“I am, and My Credentials are,
Very Real!”…
...And...
...If You don’t believe me…
…Feel Free to…
…Give Me The ‘Once Over!’”
"Welcome, 'Oh Reader Of This Post!...Please
come on in
and
give Your Intellectuality a
'Coolness Break!'"
"I have come to
'The Conclusion'
that
Peace and
Tranquility
cannot be
...'Deep Faked!'"
“I don’t care if it’s
Fake or Real!...
…As long as it Looks Good…
...That’s All That Matters!”
“Really!... I have
tried all
31 Virtual Flavors!”
You and Your
‘I Love stretching My Muscles
because I get to Feel
Nice
and Loose and
Relaxed’
Smiles
are
now ready
to ‘Deeply
Transform Meditatively!’”
‘I Love stretching My Muscles
because I get to Feel
Nice
and Loose and
Relaxed’
Smiles
are
now ready
to ‘Deeply
Today's
'Un-Deep Fake' Episode
is Brought to You by
the 'One and Only'
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CheerLeaders!...
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'Un-Deep Fake' Episode
is Brought to You by
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Dallas Cowboy
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Mothers from
all
over the
World tell their
HSR Sons all
over the World
to not do what
all the other kids do!...Because
if they
'Jump Off The
Cliff,'...You will too!"
So, I guess
the Moral
to that Story is...
'Be a Leader, not a Follower!'...But...
when Our Good Friend
Doctor HSR
(Hollywood Smiles Report)
sees his next
Tuition Bill
at
USC Dental
HE HAS TO TAKE
HIS OWN COURSE IN
FINDING THE
MONEY TO
PAY FOR NEXT SEMESTER'S TUITION!...
SO...
HE THINKS AND THINKS,
WITH OUT TRYING
TO
HURT HIS BRAIN
TOO MUCH,
ABOUT HOW HE CAN
'MAKE THESE SCHOOL ENDS MEET!'
"I GOT IT!" SMILES HSR,
"I'M GOING TO
WORK AT THE CIRCUS THAT'S
COMING TO TOWN!...
...YEAH!"
SO,
HSR MAKES IT ON OVER
TO THE
'BIG TENT!
WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE
HAVING LOTS OF
FUN,
AND
ARE ENTHRALLED
WITH
ALL OF THE
HAPPENINGS!
SO, HSR,
NOW,
IS REALLY EXCITED TO TRY
AND WORK THERE
FOR SOME TUITION MONEY, AND
HE GOES TO THE
MAIN OFFICE
AND
THIS GUY
SAYS, "SORRY...WE DON'T HAVE ANY
OPENINGS NOW...BUT...
THERE'S AN
'AFFILIATE' CIRCUS
IN THE BACK OF US
THAT'S LOOKING
FOR SOME HELP!"
"OKAY, THANKS FOR THE TIP,"
SAYS HSR,
AS HE HEADS OUT OF
THE OFFICE
AND LOOKS FOR THE
OTHER CIRCUS!
AND..."OMGOSH," SAY HSR
WHEN HE
SEES
THIS!
"THIS CIRCUS IS
SORT OF SPOOKY!,"
HE THINKS...
AND
AS HE WALKS AROUND
THE PLACE A LITTLE,
HE SEES
RIDES AND FEATURES
THAT ONLY CERTAIN
PEOPLE WOULD LIKE!...
NOW,
THIS GUY COMES UP
FROM BEHIND HSR
AND SAYS,
"BOO!...HI THERE!
WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE
TO WORK HERE!...AND YOU CAN DO
VERY WELL...ESPECIALLY...
...IF YOU
...DON'T...
...SCARE EASILY!...
...OH...AND LET ME
INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR
BEST FRIEND HERE...
MISS SCAREEYA...
"HI! I'M
SCAREEYA!...BOO!...HA HA HA!
I WOULD
SHOW YOU AROUND
BUT
I'VE GOT TO GET SOME
HEMOGLOBIN READY!...SHE SHE!...COME HERE!"
SHE SHE, WHO IS JUST
'COOLING IT' ON
THE SIDE,
SAYS,
"HEY, SCAREEYA...WHAT'S UP?...WE HAVE
A NEW EMPLOYEE?"
"YES, SHE SHE...MIND SHOWING HIM AROUND
A LITTLE!"
"SURE!...HEY, CUTIE, WHAT'S
YOUR NAME?"
"HOLLYWOOD REPORT, MAM!" SAYS HSR...
"THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS
REALLY NICE ABOUT
THIS PLACE
BUT
MOST OF OUR
VISITORS
SHOW UP
AT NIGHT!... WHY DON'T WE
GET UP
AND
SHOW YOU WHAT'S GOING
ON HERE!...FIRST...
SOME OF THE THINGS WE NEED DONE
IS SOME
REALISTICALLY SCARY
MAKE UP ON
OUR CLOWNS!...YEAH!...
PEOPLE
LIKE TO GET SCARED,
AND,
THEY'LL EVEN PAY GOOD MONEY
TO 'SCREAM!' HA HA!...
...ISN'T THAT RIGHT, NOEL!"
AND JUST THEN, NOEL THE CLOWN
SAYS,
'GOT THAT RIGHT,' SHE SHE!"
"NOW, MISTER REPORT,
IT'S BEST IF YOU STAY ON THE GROUNDS
AND NOT GO OUT BACK
JUST YET!...
"NOW," SAYS
SHE SHE, "YOU WILL NEED TO
ALSO
FEED AND CARE FOR
'MR. SLICE,'
AND THE CEATURES FROM
OUR
'HANDS ACROSS AMERICA
EXHIBIT
AND,
OUR NEWEST ACQUISITION,
'SEETHE!'...
...SAY HI TO THE YOUNG MAN,
SEETHE!"...
BUT SEETHE SAYS NOTHING...
THEN
SHE SHE SAYS,
"ONCE YOU GET TO
KNOW HER,
SHE'LL 'WARM UP' TO YOU!"
AND AT THAT POINT,
HSR,
WHO'S REALLY CREEPED OUT, RIGHT NOW,
TURNS AND STARTS TO
WALK OUT OF THAT
PLACE!
"MISTER REPORT!" CRIES SHE SHE,,,
...WHERE ARE YOU GOING?...YOU
...JUST GOT HERE!"
NOW HSR SAYS, " I THINK I
FORGOT SOMETHING
BACK AT MY
PLACE!" AS HE STARTS TO RUN!...
"WELL, COME BACK LATER ON.
MISTER REPORT....PLEASE!...OKAY!"...
" I've been waiting for You...
..Here!...
...Have One!"
"Good Day, People!...
Hey...
...Unless You've been
living on
an Iceberg by the
North Pole,
You've heard of the Term
'Deep Fake!'...
And that's where
Pictures, Video, or Other Media
are pushed on an
Unsuspecting Public, as 'The Real McCoy!'
So, Deep Fakes are made
to try and
trick us!
Fortunately,
There are ways to
spot Deep Fakes...
...but...
it depends on what is being Faked!
You can use your
'Gut Instincts'
to try and find
'The Truth!'...Or...
...you can use other various Technologies!"
"These otherwise-regular-looking Glasses
are really 'Deep Fake Detector Glasses!'
And
they help one to see past 'Skin Deep!'"
"And...
those glasses come in
'Forward Looking Styles'
for
Women!"
"Watch this guy use his
Deep Fake glasses to
'Find Out What's Up'
with this
Lady Over there!"
He says,
"My, Young Lady!...You
sure are 100% 'Real!'"
And She returns comment to the Guy,
"What you see is What You Get!...
...except...
...You're Not Getting!...Bye!..."
Now the Guy says,
I think that she
Likes Me...
because,
at least she said 'Bye!'...
She always walks this way...
so,
I'll try again Tomorrow!""
"Now,
This Guy, Who is
also a Dentist,
is
at the Mall and
"Wow," He says,
"She
Seems to be
'All That'
and my
DFDG (Deep Fake Detector Glasses),
which are set to
'Skeletal Mode'
show that
she has all
of her
Teeth!...Now...
...if only I
can get out of this
comfortable seat
and catch up with
Her
'Fast Walking Self!"
"OMG!" says
This Guy as
This Lady
flaunts by...
and he continues,
"Besides all of the
'Add-ons,' she
is still
'To Be Reckoned With!'
"Hey, Lady!," He says as
He walks to Her
to get Her Digits!...
"Now...
...watch this interaction:"
"Hi, Sir," says this Lady,
...I've been checking you out
with My
'DFD' Glasses, and
You Just Might be the
Man I'm looking for to
go to this Party Tonight!"
And He says,
"I've
been checking you, too!...With Mine!....
..And...
Your 'Goods Are Good!'...Let's Paaaartay!"
And
with this
Chance Meeting...
"My," He says,
...she sure is
a 'Looker!'
But she has
a 'Snap On
Smile!"...
...but I have
Dental Work Myself!...
Maybe I'll Still
Talk to Her!"
"So,
it seems that
When We
talk about
‘Deep Fake’ Anything,
it’s just a
New ‘Catch Phrase’ to
maybe describe
how we want to
‘Engineer’ what we want to
look like,
and
how we
want others to
perceive Us!
We All want to be
Loved and Accepted
And maybe even Adored, and
to look our best,
sometimes we choose
to
‘Physically Modify’
Our Hair,
Bodies,
Eyes,
Faces,
and…
Teeth!
…And that’s Okay!...Life’s too Short…
…not to
Have a Good Time!...And…
‘All Is Fair In Love
and
War!'"
But…’Be Straight’ with People,
Because
if you go around
‘Grossly Misrepresenting,'
especially with
'Lying, Cheating, Stealing, and Worse,'
to the
Wrong People,
You may
not want
to answer to
Some
Higher
Powers!”…
…So….Be Safe…
…and…
‘Stay True!’”
May you have many...
...“Hi, Hollywood, I sat next to You in 4thGrade,
and,
I still Love You!”...
…”It’s Important for us to know when we have ‘The Real Thing’ in our presence,
or if something next to Us is
“Deeply Fake’ in its Façade!…
Sometimes we have Faith
in things that
may or may not be real
or authentic,
and for some things…
...We’ll never know!...
…but at least We need to know
‘Where We Are’ and ‘What We’re Doing!”…
..."Even before
You became a Dentist,
Hollywood,
You could always
‘Make My Smile Gush!’”...
...“Some of the ‘Sea Ladies’ from last Week’s Post want Me to ...
Keep an Eye on Doctor Report!”...
...smiles!
1
2
3
Now that another Show is
‘In The Can,’
I’ll show you some
‘Deep Fake Fun!’”
"Wow!...This has to
be a 'First!'
I have to take care of an
'Over-Retained Primary Tooth'
that just fell out
on an 80 year Old!"
I Just Need To
Hold This
'For Good Health'...
...A Little Longer!!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where You Had The Most Fun
As
A
Kid!'''
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“I’ve got that Female
Fungus
in
My Sights!...
...She’s on the…
…Cusp of Carabelli!”
“The Throne of The Plaque Kingpin,
the One and Only
Baron von Bactereemia,
sits Empty,
after some Hero Hygienists,
swiftly and surreptitiously...
...debrided Him Away!”
"I'm going to
put that
whole
Hygiene School
On Fire!"
“I’m giving Out
…Want a Piece!”
“It All Started right after
I stopped
Flossing For A Year!”
"Sure!...You can Train and...
…Come ‘Hang’ with Me!”
“I’m Volunteering To Be Shrunk Down to ‘Nano Size’
to better engage
the Bacterial Enemy!...
...But…
I just hope that...
they can...
...Make me Full Size Again!”
“Don’t let that Last One…
…Get Away!”
“Yes!...My Super Lion!...
My Red Hot Sword Senses some…
…Actinomyces!”
“Hey!…Black Belt Hollywood!...
One Dose of This,,
and…
…You’ll Love Me Forever…
"I'm a 'Wild Card'
on the
Hygienist's side!...
Please excuse me
while I
Stretch for 'My Battles for Today!'"
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