“Okay!...So…You Finally…’See The Light!’…And…You’re Brushing And Flossing More!...Great!...But Your Gums Still Bleed!...Well…Part Of The Cause Could Be…Some Of The… _ _ _ _ …That You Eat!”

“Dang!...When Is This…’Stuff’…Gonna Stop?!...I’m Tired Of It!... “Hey,...Doctor Hollywood!...   

...What Do I…Need To Do?””

“Reader!...   

…You are 

‘The Most Important’ to Me!...   

And I really

Love It

when...

…You 

Lay Your Eyes on Me!”

“We are…  

…what Our Habits Are…  

...You’ve heard of ‘GIGO?’…  

‘Garbage In Garbage Out’…  

Well... 

that applies to 

what We feed into our bodies, too!   

...And remember…

...It’s 

Impossible to ‘Fool’ Our Bodies!”

“Good Day!...And 

Welcome to 

Today’s Blog!...

Please partake

in this

'Mental Ice Cream'

waiting for You!

"I can 'Feel My Body'

actually

Thanking Me 

when I drink Water

instead of Soda Pop!"

"Yes, I'm an Outlier!...

And...

...that's why

I Dress Like One!"

"Take This...Twinnie!...

...(Slap!)...

Hollywood's My Man!

I know that 

He can't tell Us apart!...

But, That

doesn't give You

a Right

To 'His Goodies!'"

"Hey, Hollywood!...

...It's such a nice Day!...

Why

don't you come

to the Park with Me?"

You and Your

‘Sometimes,

the Bad News happening

around the World

scares Me...but

I still

Watch It’

Smiles

are

Hiding in My Room...

 Just In Case!

Today’s ‘Geographic Exploration’ Episode

is 'Gladly'

brought to You by a really

talkative



Bus Driver!"

"Oh just behave yourself!...

...Will You!

Yes!...Behave...You!...

Don’t be So Silly!...

...Well, I guess that 

it’s Okay to 

‘Be Silly’ 

sometimes!...  

...HSR certainly prescribed  

to that School of Thought!...

...Oh Yeah!...And Remember…

...'Silly Is…As…Silly Does!'” 

AND HSR CERTAINLY ACTED SILLY

DURING

This Dentist/Cave Man 

Performs The First Dental Procedures 

In Pre-Recorded History!...

AND EVEN MORE SILLY 

BEFORE THAT

IN

"Marilyn Monroe's Scintillating Smiles 

In That Little Red Dress!..."

AND

THE

'HSR TIMELINE'

THERE

IS WHEN HE

IS A KID IN

SUMMER CAMP!

YES!...HE IS ALWAYS

HAVING FUN,

WHAT WITH

MEETING NEW FRIENDS,

AND DOING ACTIVITIES 

THAT PROMOTE TEAMWORK

AND

THAT HELP TO BUILD ONE'S COURAGE,

AND,

THERE'S ALWAYS THE 

ADULT THAT 

WANTS TO BE POWERFUL

WITH HIS

WHISTLE!...

THEN 

THERE ARE THE 

CAMP COUNSELORS THAT

LIKE

SHOWING OFF!...

AND LAST YEAR,

HSR HAD A GREAT,

BUT DANGEROUS EXPERIENCE,

WHERE HE HAD TO BE

SAVED

(IS THERE A PATTERN FORMING ALREADY?)

BY  THE CAMP'S

BRAVE

EAGLE!

BUT,

THIS YEAR

HSR IS A BIG

7 YEARS OLD,

AND HE'S READY

TO FIND MORE ADVENTURE

IN THE ALWAYS-SURPRISING-AND-MANY-TIMES-SCARY...WOODS!

BUT...AGAIN...

...HSR FEELS THAT HE

CAN

HANG WITH THE BEST OF THEM!


SO, AFTER LUNCH,

THERE'S FREE TIME,

AND HSR HEADS STRAIGHT TO

WHERE HE WENT LAST YEAR...

YES, THERE!



IT SEEMS LIKE ADVENTURES,

AND MAYBE

A LOT OF EXCITEMENT IS

CALLING HIM!...


...BY NAME!...

SO,

HE'S WALKING ALONG

AND THINGS 

SEEM OKAY 

SO FAR

BUT THEN

HE SEES

SOMETHING 

IN THE DISTANCE!...

AND HE

MAKES A

HARD RIGHT TURN

TO STAY AWAY,

BECAUSE

HE'S SEEN SOME SCARY

MOVIES

ON TV

WHERE THINGS DON'T

TURN OUT SO

WELL!

SO, AS HSR

KEEPS WALKING,

HE REMEMBERS, 

"OH NO!

I LEFT MY 

COMPASS IN MY 

SLEEPING BAG!"

SO, 

HE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS, 

"I'M GOING BACK TO CAMP!"

AND HE STARTS TO RUN!...

THEN HE HEARS

A SCARY OWL!

"OH NO!"...

SAYS HSR...

SO HE RUNS FASTER!

BUT SUDDENLY,

HSR SLIPS AND FALLS 

AND HITS HIS HEAD!...

...AND HE'S KNOCKED OUT...

IN THE SPOOKY FOREST!...

BUT 

THANKFULLY...

HE WAKES BACK UP!...

"YAY!"...

BUT UNFORTUNATELY...

...IT'S DARK!

"NAY!"...

NOW THE SCARY MOVIE MEMORIES 

REALLY

START TO KICK IN!

SO 

HE GETS UP

AND WALKS SOME

AND SAYS,

"IT'S 

TOO FREAKY NOW...

AND...

...I SHOULDA BROUGHT MY

FLASHLIGHT!

AND I WISH 

THAT OWL WOULD

SHUT UP!"...

SOON,

HSR SEES

A

CAVE!...

"MAYBE I CAN HIDE IN THERE?...OR

ON SECOND THOUGHT...

MAYBE NOT!"...

THEN, 

HE LOOKS 

ACROSS THE WAY,

AND HE

SEES A HOUSE...

A SORT OF

UNINVITING HOUSE!...

"I DON'T LIKE THAT

CAVE,

AND I DON'Y LIKE THAT

HOUSE!...SO I MIGHT 

HAVE TO 

CLIMB UP IN A TREE...THAT

DOESN'T HAVE

A STUPID OWL!

...AWW, MAN...

I

WANT MY MAMA!"

SO 

HSR CLIMBS UP IN AN

ACCOMMODATING TREE,

AND LOOKS 

AT THE NIGHT SKY

BUT WAIT...

...HE HEARS 

AND SEES 

SOMEONE APPROACHING

...FROM A DISTANCE!

"I'LL HAVE TO

WAIT...

AND SEE 

WHO THAT IS!" HOPES HSR...

"WAIT!...IT

SMELLS...LIKE...

...LIKE THE CAMP COOK!...

JIMMY 'BIG CHILI' WILLIAMS!

YEAH!...

IT JUST MIGHT BE HIM!!...

BUT, 

I'MA WAIT 

JUST A LITTLE 

LONGER!"

...

“OMGOSH!” SHRIEKS HSR, 

AS HE SCURRIES DOWN 

THE TREE 

AND RUNS TO 

‘BIG CHILLI’ WILLIAMS, 

AND HSR GIVES 'CHILI MAN'

A BIG HUG!, 

“IT’S GOOD TO SEE 

THAT YOU ARE ALRIGHT,” 

SMILES COOK WILLIAMS, 

“I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU!...

BUT…HSR…WHY YOU 

STILL CRYIN'?”...

AND HSR SAYS BACK, 

“I’M REAL HUNGRY!...

...I HAVEN’T EATEN SINCE LUNCH!... AND...

MY STOMACH 

HURTS!” 

SO THEY ALL LAUGH AND WALK 

BACK TO CAMP, 

AND THEY CALL IT QUITS FOR THE NIGHT… 

THE NEXT MORNING, 

EVERY ONE GATHERS IN THE MESS HALL 

FOR BREAKFAST...

...FIXED BY NONE OTHER THAN,

JIMMY 'BIG CHILLI' 

WILLIAMS,

 AND HSR TELLS 

THE OTHER WIDE-EYED CAMPERS 

ABOUT HIS BOLD ADVENTURES LAST NIGHT, 

THEN,

AFTER EATING,

THEY GO TO THE 

POOL TO SWIM 

AND 

AFTER THAT...

DO ARCHERY



AGAIN, 

THEN THIS ONE BOY 

COMES UP TO HSR 

AND SAYS, “HEY,

 I HEARD THAT THERE’S 

THIS CAVE THAT HAS A 

'WHOLE BUNCH OF GOLD' 

IN IT, 

BUT THERE’S BIG BATS

PROTECTING IT, AND 

I’M GOING TO SEE...

RIGHT NOW...

...ABOUT GETTING 

SOME OF THAT GOLD 

IN THE DAYTIME

WHILE THE BATS 

ARE ASLEEP!...

...WANNA COME WITH ME?” 

NOW... 

HSR’S LOOK TURNS SERIOUS, 

BUT 

THEN, 

A SNEAKY AND 

'GOLD-HUNTING,' ADVENTUROUS GRIN 

SLOWLY STRETCHES 

ACROSS HIS FACE…

...AND…

Love Toothbrush®                                     

“More Precious than Money

and all of Your

Material Things…  

…is…

…Your Time!”

"Hi there!...

My Colleagues and I



would like to

Point Out

several things to You

about what could

keep You with Bleeding Gums

and how to possibly cure it

through better Dietary Intake!"




"Now First of all,

it's always best to

see Your Neighborhood Dentist

even six months

for a Professional Evaluation and

Treatments and Cleanings, and

do the

'at least twice daily chores'

of

Flossing, Brushing, and Rinsing"!...




In Today's Post,

we will



say,

for Healthier Gums,

and a Better Body Overall...

drink a  lot more

water

than Soda

Pop!...

That may make sense, huh?...Good!"



"Remember... the

'Huge Numbers'

of Bacteria

in the Mouth,

just Love Sugars!...Why,

they have come to expect it from us!

...You might even say that they love the

"Sweet Stuff' just as much as 

We do!

Sugars are turned to acids,

and those acids 

leach out minerals from our hard Enamel,

making it weaker!"

"Consistently eating foods 

that are high in Meats,

and meat-derived

Proteins,

is not the Best Way To Go!...

Greasy French Fries

and other deep fried

foods Included!"

"Instead,

consume a more 

Plant-based

Diet!

Some ingredients in 

Processed meats

that We don't generally

know about,

can break down the Resistance in your

Gum Tissues

which in turn

may make you 

continue to bleed 

from there!...

You Don't want to 'play with'

Gingivitis and

Periodontitis!"

There are also

Other Things that

We can put into our Bodies

that can Hurt us…

Like Alcohol,

smoking 

cigarettes, 

and smoking the 

'Millions-Years-Old

Stuff!'"

"That Fentanyl, Boy...

 is some

'Deadly Stuff!'

So are the 

Many Other Injectables!...

All of these things 

can lower 

Our Protective Resistance 

to General Disease 

and Oral Disease"…

"Lack of Sleep,



‘Burning the Candle at

Both Ends,

'Sexual Promiscuity',

and other ‘Dissipative

 Behaviors’

everyday

and every night

can do Us in, too!

So,

Be Careful of what You put in Your Body

and

how You treat It!...

...Your Quality

and

Length

of Life depend on It!...

Think of Your Body

as Your

Sacred and Holy Temple

according to Your

Faith!"

"Hey there...I dwell in My

Temple...and

You Just might

'Become More Enlightened'

if

You were to Visit!"

A real Spiritual Place to You

May even be 

Great Land Forms and Mountains!

But...

In The End...

Fiercely

Protect the 

Temple 

that's the Closest to You!

And that is...

Your Own Body!... Buddy!...Yes...

...gather the

Strength to

Say "No!",,,

 Sometimes!"

"Doctor Smiles Report!...

...How Fast are…   

…Our Capets going now?”






































































May you have many...

...“The Forms of Time are the, Past, Alternative Past, Present, Future, and Alternative Future!

There is no 'Alternative Present,'

because we see it

with our eyes,

as it really happens! 

There is the ‘Old News’ and 

then there is ‘New News!’… 

…Now, 

we do not come across ‘All News’ 

on the Media…  

…just the 'Sets' 

that We are exposed to…

And the Narratives of the 

Past News can have 

‘Alternative Framings!’ 

Reporting Entities can 

add their Own Biases as They see fit 

to achieve this!…

Such is 'External News' 

for 

Human Consumption!… 

But, 

I get ‘My Best News’ 

from… 

My Soul!"...

..."All of this Steel

reminds Me of...



...Our Strength!"...

“From The Prehistoric Times…

...Until Today!…   

….You…  

...Are Still The Original!”...



...smiles!

"Feeding on 

some of the ‘Yummy Things’ 

in Life 

and 

in your daily Diet 

is Good for You!

“I was 

Peter Pan’s 

Tooth Fairy!






















































































The Great Doctor Olah Orala 

and 

Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report 

are Stepping off of the Plane Right Now!...   

We must 



follow Our Country's 

Exact Protocol for 

Important Visiting Dignitaries!...

...Okay!..."

Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Your Imagination Takes You 



Any And Everywhere!...

Dental Hygiene Wars!

Take That!...

You...

carious predatorus wingeulus!"

“Let Me show You How I was Made!...First!...

.Our Never-ceasing ‘Seeds’ Go out 

into the Susceptible Host’s Universe…  

…and Populate Endlessly! 

And then, 

We 

‘Synchronate’ 

with all of the other Microbes 

in the Mouth 

through what Humans call 

‘Quorum Sensing’ 

to establish 

‘Microbiological Diplomacy and Bio-Cooperation’  

with each other

and to Plan Our  Attacks!’ 

I am the Leader 

of Millions just like Me…

...and…   

We Attack in the 'Dark of Night' 

when the ‘Saliva Flow 

Goes Dormant’!”

"AAArrrrr!...

I am a Hygienist before the Time

that there

was Instrumentation!

And...

We did it 

'The Old Fashioned Way!"

“Oh, My Dear!...

I’m so glad that You made it back 

from the Dental Wars!...

...And 

You’re not Hurt!...  

…Come and…  

…Squeeze Me Tight!”

“General Hygienst!... 

 …I bring you 

Good News 

From 

The Front Line!”

“I'm

'Locked and Loaded!'...

…For the    

…Love of My Patients!”

”There’s another Hygienist Ship

In 

My Sulcus 

Part of the World!...   

…I’ll...

Swallow that One, too!”

"I'm a 

Plaque Monster!...

...And...

I Love Doin' Damage!...

...But...

Those Hygienists Hate Me!

And they try to

Upset Me

by

Talkin' 'bout My Teeth!"

“I’m Warning You!...Sisters of the War!...

...Don’t go in that ‘Sulcular Cave!’… 

 …They have just developed a 

‘Disfiguring Weapon!...  

…And They…  

..Just used It On Me!”

“Wanna See ‘Crazy?’… 

…I’ll…  

…Show You 'Crazy!'”

“Of Course You know why…

…It’s My 

...Favorite Necklace!”

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