Thursday, August 8, 2019

“Want Some Real…’Dental Fake News?’…Well…Come On In!”…

"We Can...Put A Head On Your Body...And...A Smile....On Your Face!...That's...Not Even Yours!...And We Can Do So Much More!...Tonight!...On The 9 O'Clock News!...



...Wanna See!"...























































































“These Days…. 

...Believe what you See and Read Online…

...‘At Your Own Risk!’…

...And…

You don’t even have to

Believe This Blog!....   


But...

one Thing’s ‘For Sure!’…

...and that is… 


All of the Things that we do here...  


...are Done with Love!"









































































































"A Lot in Dentistry...

...and in Life,

is made up of 'Illusions!'...

...That which is actually Perceived!...

People want a

nice-looking Smile

and Teeth...

...but...


they may need 

'Enhancements and Fakes' 

to achieve that 

'Desired Look!'...   


 So, 

what People see 

on another Person,  


may not be 

what 'Really and Truly is!... 

...But...

...we want to look good 

in Our Mirrors, 

as We 


...constantly Reconfirm and Reaffirm Our 


'Supposedly Real' Identities!... 









































































Fake Hair, 

Fake Eyelashes, 

Enhanced Body Parts, 

Fake Teeth...


Is anything...


'All Natural' anymore...


...without an Asterisk (*)?"





































































In this Dog-Eat-Dog World,

We have to

Put Up A 'Good Facade!'...

...Or...


...We Might Miss Out!"...



















































































This Lady thinks,

"I can Tell that 

He Loves Me...

...when He Looks 

Into My Eyes...

...And into My 


Colored Contact Lenses!"





















































































"Just Look Your Best...

...and...


... ( _______)  

The Rest!"

































































































"Fake the Look!...

...Photoshop if You Must!...

..You won't get a

Second Look

Or

a Call Back

if you don't


'Out Shine'

the Others!...


...One Must Be

the


...'Best Object Of Desire!'"







































































“I took a Creative Writing course, and 

some of the News 

that I hear makes 

Me laugh, 

because…  


 …I find it 

‘Very Creative!’”






































































































"Only that which

is

'Seen and That Seems To Be'


is all that Matters!...

Because,


We cannot See

what can't Be Seen!"





























































































































You and Your

‘I’m glad that I have a Mind

to know if

I am being Cheated or Not’

Smiles

are 

'Counting 



every Penny and Checking 



every Fact!













































































Today’s ‘Nostalgic’ Blog Post

for Today is brought to you

by the Inimitable and Incomparable



Temptations!...

...And…

...It’s not 'Just My Imagination


Running Away With Me!'”






























































































HSR better be careful with his

sewing technique,

or else,

something

worse than this


...is going to happen!



Bingo!...You hit it

Right On the Head!

Sometimes,

it's good that characters

'Go Through Stuff'

that We 'Real People'

don't have to...so that

We can get 'Vicarious Feelings'

of "So...it happened To You, and I'm

glad that it

didn't happen to Me!


But...anyways...

This Morning,

HSR IS SLOW

TO GET OUT

OF BED,

SO,

HE THINKS,

"I THINK THAT I'LL

REST A LITTLE MORE AND

NOT

JUMP OUT OF BED

AND GO TO

USC DENTAL


SCHOOL

THIS SECOND!"

THEN HE REMEMBERS THAT

HE WILL HAVE SOME

TYPODONT


WORK TO DO

WHEN HE GETS THERE,

BUT THEN...

...A VISION APPEARS

AND TELLS HIM,

DOCTOR REPORT!...

...THE TREASURE IS


STILL HERE!...

LET'S TAKE SOME

BACK TO

MOMMY!"








"OH, PLEASE...SAVE ME!...

IT'S


RAINING PETALS!...







"WILL YOU EVER

COME BACK

AND


SEE ME AGAIN?"




"SURE!...DON'T WORRY, DEAR!...

..I'LL BE BACK

THE SAME TIME...


...NEXT YEAR!"...












"HOLLYWOOD!...

I'M


AROUND THE WAY!...

THERE YOU ARE!...

I JUST FOUND SOME

FRESH AND INVITING

FRUIT!...

WHY...


DON'T WE


TAKE A BITE!"









"I WANT YOU

FOR MY DENTIST,

RIGHT NOW...


MR. HOLLYWOOD!...






"SIR!...

PLEASE KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD....

AND


...ON ME!"









"THERE WAS HSR,

SLEEPING IN HIS CANOE...

AND IT WAS FLOATING...


SHSSSSSS...

RIGHT DOWN TO THE

WATERFALL!"






"HEY!...

COME BACK

TO


MY DIMENSION!"







"LET'S SEE IF

THE

WINGNIUM EXTRACT

HAS STABILIZED!...


'OMGOSH!...THERE


IT IS!....NOBEL PRIZE!...

...HERE I COME!"








"REALLY, SIR?...

I LOVE PLANTS, TOO!...

...CAN I


GIVE YOU A HUG?"




















"DOCTOR REPORT!...

DON'T MOVE!...


I'LL...

GET HIM


FOR YOU!"












"HSR'S COMING...AND!...


I THINK I'M READY!"











"COME HERE, SUGAR...

LET'S


GET MARRIED!"









SUDDENLY,

HSR


WAKES UP...

AND SAYS,

"TIME FOR SCHOOL...

AND

THE REAL WORLD!"



































































































Love Toothbrush®                                     























































































“So You just got a New Car?...  …Well I hope nothing


Bumps Into It!”




















































































































Good Day There!...

You know...

We as a Species



have always been

attracted

to 'The Sensational!"

Whether it's 'Authentic' News,

or

News with

some

'Artistic License Sprinkled In,'

we just

can't seem to get enough!

Like...

a Reporter 'Acted Like'

There were

'Strong Winds'...but...some


People in the background

walked like 'Nothing Much' 

was happening!


Also, 

'Martians,' from Mars, don't know


how

to drive yet!...Huh?...



And were there really swarms of

UFOs over


Milwaukee the other Day?


And...

it...


doesn't stop there!


Recorded here, is a human running faster

than

a


Small Car!


And another Video 

shows that a 

Dead Man

actually



Wakes Back Up!



"Wait!" she says.


...That's Not True!"




I think that That


is Impossible, too!...

But...

... this right here

might be

'The Real


Thing!"




"Now There's also 

'Fake News' in


Dentistry,

of all Places!








"Believe it, or not...

...there is a condition 

called 'Polymastica,'

where

a person opens and closes all day

like this, and


they just can't stop!"















"A Boxer got hit in the mouth so

many times, yet,


never needed Root Canals or

other Dental Work!"










"Teeth or, No Teeth...

This Person


always can

'Gum'

this Thick Steak


into small pieces

before swallowing!"















"Wow!...It must

take Hours

for all of

that Meat

to get


'Pulverized enough to Swallow!"























“Second Life Characters also 

are not immune to 

‘Intentional Embellishments’ 

either!...   

…I mean…

...just how 


many Teeth does One Need 

to get a Point across?"





"Do You really

expect Me to


believe all of this?"










"But...Wait!...

There was this

One Lady who

worked at a


Kissing Booth and

Made a Million Dollars over

Three Years,

charging $20 a 'Pop.'

and some paid more,

from

50,000 people, and

She got

300 Marriage Proposals

and many

Repeat Customers!"







Talking about 'Speaking



Nonstop,'

a woman

could master any' Foreign Tongue' quickly, and

now,

she

knows how to


speak 62 Languages...Fluently!"







'This Angry Dog

made a Big Mistake


growling at this guy...who growled


Back!...

and the Dog Quickly

'Acquired Some Sense and


'High-Tailed It Out Of There!'"










'One person...and there may be more...

had three sets of teeth, so

when one set 'Fell Out'

it was replaced with another


set,

until some



'Super Permanents' were left!"






"Aww...Dang!...


That's Messed Up!"








"Now...

this Person's Bite strength

is so strong 

that

after five or six bites of the 

Chewing Gum...

The Gum...


...just 'Gives Up!'















“Now,

 this Woman, 

in disbelief, says that, 

“I can’t fathom that 



the Girl over there, 

is more desirable 

than Me,


...to My Boyfriend…

...Just because She comes from 'Major Money,'

 and She showers him 

with expensive gifts…   

…He... 



...dropped Me like a 

‘Hot Potato!’”



















So, just remember...

Some Strange and Questionable

Things

all around Us...

don't have to make sense...

...they



just have to

Entertain!"















































































May you have many...




..."You want to

'Take Me To The Casbah?'...

Where...and...What...



is That?"...








...“'E' equals 'M'…'C'…'Squared,' 

so…  


…run Your Fingers 

Through My Hair!”...









..."“The Term ‘Fake News’ 

has been mentioned in the news a lot lately…   

…but...



…it has always been around!...   


Disseminating ‘Doctored’ or ‘Engineered’ or ‘Alternative’ 

Information has been used by Entities 


to sway groups of People 

to think one way or another. 


...It may be equated to 

‘Propaganda’ or even 

‘Framing The Narrative!’…


So, 

don’t automatically believe 

everything on the Internet!...    


But…

...Bottom Line…

We all must view the 

‘Oceans of Information’ 

that We come across 


with ‘Discerning’ Eyes and Ears and Minds!"...






..."You want Me to

Thoroughly


Hypnotize You and


'Order You Around, Again?"...



...smiles!






















































































“Okay…

...so…

...I’m Second Life!…  


…and I have AI in My Genes!...


...Is it really

an 'Important Concern'

of Yours?"






































































































“I see those 

‘Crazy Guys’ over there, 

waiting for me to 

come for their Kid’s Baby Teeth!...

...I’ll ...


...have to be ‘Stealthy’ on this one!”


















































































"So...My Dear...   

...Should We Take The Bentley 

Or the Ferrari...  

 ...Or...  


...The Dentist/Uber Driver?"...











































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

Everything Is So Natural, 

And Nothing Is Processed 

Or Packaged 

Or...   


....Otherwise Adulterated!



































































































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!


































































































"Which 'Crazy Hygienist'

dares Enter



Into My

Lower Left Quadrant Lair?!"









































"Hollywood!...

...That was the Office calling,

saying,

"Can you come back early

from Your Caribbean Vacation...

Some of the Staff

Called in Sick!"


So you know what

I'ma do?...

When I get back

at My Right Time...

...I'ma tell them that


I left My Phone At Home!""































"Let's '

'Hit Them Where It Hurts!'

...let's


'Torch' their

Dental Hygiene School!"
























































“Hollywood is My 

Dental School Lab Partner, 

but, that woman’s trying to 

‘Squeeze In Between!...   

…I’ma 


tell her to ‘Back Off!’”





































"I just won The 'Hygienist Of The Year' Award

but


These High Heels

are 

Killing Me!"

























































"I guarantee You!...With

My 'Truth Serum' here,

Those Microbes


will be

'Singing Like Some Birds!"























































"Hey, Doctor Report!...

want to run in the Field

like They did on


Sound Of Music?"



































"Come On!...

We've Got To


Free The 

Other Girls!"







































"Let Me See!...

For My Good Health...

Should I


go to the Jacuzzi


or to the


Countryside!"














































"Okay, Babe,

For The 

Dental Hygienist Magazine

Centerfold


turn Your Head 

a little to the Right!"





"How's


This?"






"Per...



...fect!






































































































































































“They say that ‘Love Makes The World Go ‘Round!’…

...But... 


...Must I always 


... ‘Chase It Around the Globe?’”





































































































































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