"Hi, Hollywood!...OMGosh!...I Just Got...My New...Veneers!...And...Wow!...They...
...Even Taste Good!
"We may get
'Lulled' into a
False sense of
Security with our
Daily routines,
but...
...just remember that
...'Uncharted Territory!'
"I Really Like
Wearing the Outfits for the Seasons!...
...and...
...especially for this Time!...
so that I can
Express My 'Versatilities'
In
...'Climate-Centered Fashion Statements!'"
"So, Doctor Report!...
...You're telling Me
that
You Now know
Why
there are no
'Repeating Digits'
..and...
that's because
a Circle...
...has no beginning...
...and No End?...
...Okay!"...
All We need
is a little more
Wind
for it to start turning,
...and then...
"After getting to know You
A 'Good Bit,'
You're not Like
what some
Girls told Me At All!"
"My Dear Santa!...
The Sleigh Mechanic
is on Her Way Over
to
Give It the
500,000 Mile Service!"
"Wait!...I gotta take a 'Step Back!'...
...Who...
...is that...
...With Hollywood!
"What!...You say that
Hollywood's
gonna have a
New Year's Party?...
Well,
...I'm Marking My Calendar!"
"Hi, People!...
...How do
You Like My
Christmas Outfit?
It came with
this
Free Bubble Gum!"
You and Your
'I really like seeing my Extended Family
Smiles
are
having Such Fun!
Your 'Ho Ho Ho' Episode for
Today is Giftfully
brought to you by
"OMG!"...
...I wrapped up all of These Presents...and...
I have the Wrong Name on
two of Them...Oh What Shall I Do!"...
Aww, Man...
after all that work!...Well...
...Some People may
just let it go...and...let
the 'Chips,' or Presents...
Fall where they May!
And the 'Chips' always fall where
They May, especially where
that 'Bad Boy' HSR is concerned!
Do You remember how
'The Chips fell during
"I Love Her...And I Even Write Poetry About Her
Lovely Smile!...But She Doesn't Even Notice Me!...Part 1.,"
and,
before that,
in,
"Will Your Mouth Catch The New
"Predator Supercavities!?," ...
and do You
REMEMBER THAT?...
WELL, LET ME REMIND YOU,
THAT WAS WHERE
HSR
IS HIP-DEEP
IN THE WHITE STUFF
LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT
AT 'THE GLOBE'
AT THE TOP OF THINGS,
AND...
IT'S WHERE HARD ROCKS
AND STONE
AND SNOW
WITH
UNFORGIVING,
SUBZERO WATERS,
WHERE EVEN THE CREATURES IN THERE
CAN GET
CAN GET
GET DISORIENTED!...
BUT,
ANYWAY,
LAST TIME,
HSR GOT A JUICY SEND OFF
BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
(YOU SHOULD CHECK IT!)
AND HE STARTED
HIS PATH SOUTH,
TOWARD
HIGH-TECH SNOWMOBILE!...
TO TRY SOME TRICKS!
AND HE QUICKLY LEARNS
TO STAY ON THE SNOW
...ON THE WATER!...
BUT
MOSTLY
IT'S JUST QUIET GOING,
EXCEPT FOR WHEN HIS MOBILE
LIGHTLY SCRATCHES HIM
UP A BIT
AND
WHEN A MOOSE WANTS TO KNOW
IF HSR HAS A
AND JELLY SANDWICH!...
HOWEVER,
JUST BEFORE IT GETS DARK
HE PASSES BY A LADY PLAYING
IN THE SNOW
TO STAY
AT HER PLACE
'FROST-BITE' OVER NIGHT,'
"IF AND ONLY IF
YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO LAKSELV TOMORROW...IS THAT OKAY?"
AS THEY SHARE
HOT CHOCOLATE AND TREATS,
AND HSR SAYS
"YES,
I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO LAKSELV TOMORROW!"...
AND
THEY TELL EACH OTHER
STORIES AT FIRST
THEY CALL IT A NIGHT,
BUT WHEN TOMORROW COMES
SHE ASKS, "WOULD YOU WANT TO
JUST RELAX MORE TODAY
AND JUST GO TOMORROW?"
HSR AS HE STRETCHES...
BUT...
THEN...
THREE MORE DAYS PASS BY...
AND ON THE FOURTH DAY
THEY FINALLY HEAD ON OUT TO LAKSELV
THEY PASS BY SOME HARD-CORE SURVIVALISTS
IN THE SNOW
AND ANOTHER
TRYING TO
MAKE A SNOWMAN!...
JUST DOWN THIS ROAD,"
...AND THEY STOP BY A HOTEL/DINER
AND SHE SAYS, "HSR, HERE!"
AND THEY
AND HSR SAYS,
"I HAVE SOMETHING THAT
I WANT TO GIVE YOU!"...
SO,
HE
BENDS OVER
AND REACHES INTO A BAG...
AND HE TURNS AROUND
TO GIVE HER...
...WAIT!... SHE'S GONE!
"MAN, SHE IS TOO SWEET...
...BUT...
...WHAT CAN I DO?" LAMENTS HSR...
"I GUESS I'LL JUST
GET A BITE TO EAT!"
HE SAYS,
SORT OF FEELING LOW...
NOW,
HE GOES INTO
THE RESTAURANT
AND
A WAITRESS ASKS
WHICH REMINDS HSR
OF WHAT
HE LIKED AS A KID
HIS ORDER IS PROCESSED,
AND
A WAITRESS COMES BY
AFTER HIS MEAL AND TELLS HIM,
"YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE INTO
'BODY PHYSICS!'...
THE ANNUAL
JUDO/JUJITSU EVENT
DOWN THE STREET?"
"I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE MY GI!...
...I THINK I WILL...THANKS!,"
REPLIES HSR...
THEN,
HE WALKS ON OVER
TO THE GYM
DOWN THE STREET
AND
THERE'S A LONG LINE OF
FREEZING PEOPLE
A GUY COMES UP TO HIM
AND SAYS,
"I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR GI...
...YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE!"
SO,
THEY WALK INTO THE
'COMBAT PLACE,'
AND PEOPLE OF ALL AGES ARE
'GETTING DOWN'...
...SERIOUSLY!
NOW,
HSR DAYDREAMS BACK
TO WHEN HE WAS AT A
SUMO TOURNAMENT!
'EARTHQUAKE CRAZY!'...
BUT, HERE... THEY ARE DOING STUFF
LIKE THIS!
...WHOA!
"GO AHEAD AND GET DRESSED
AND WARMED UP!"
SAYS THE USHER TO HSR..
NOW, HE SEES
SOME PEOPLE WORKING OUT AND
GETTING SWEATY AND...
MAKING OTHER PEOPLE...
HAVE DOUBTS..."LIKE ME!" THINKS HSR!...
"OMG! AND THIS PERSON
AIN'T PLAYIN'
EITHER!"
"HEY, HANDSOME!...I HOPE
THAT
I GET MATCHED
WITH YOU!,"
SAYS THIS
LADY!...AND...
...WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT!
THEY BOTH ARE SELECTED FOR THE NEXT BOUT...
WHICH ENDS IN A TIE...
BECAUSE OF HER
'UNBREAKABLE GUARD!'
'UNBREAKABLE GUARD!'
OKAY...SO...
AFTER THE MATCH,
SHE COMES UP TO HSR AND SAYS,
AFTER THE MATCH,
SHE COMES UP TO HSR AND SAYS,
...AFTER THE TOURNAMENT,
I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO
GET OUT OF MY GUARD
IF YOU WANT?"
AND HSR SMLES, "SURE!"
THEN,
HSR LOOKS AT HIS NEXT OPPONENT...OMG!...REALLY!...
AND THIS WOMAN HAS JUST BEEN
'THRASHING'
THE COMPETITION...
...I MEAN...
...'ROYALLY'...
...AND NOW,
SHE SETS HER 6 FOOT 7,
310 POUND EYES
ON...(GULP!)...
...HSR
AND SHE
GOES,
COME ON...AND...
'MAKE MY DAY,' BOY!'"
NOW,
HSR STARTS TO CRY,
"I THINK I MAY NEED
TO MAKE A
QUICK RESERVATION
AT THE
NEAREST HOSPITAL!...
...OH NO!...
...OH NO!...
.......
AFTER THAT...
...THEY START THEIR WAY
ONTO
...HER PLACE!...
AND,
SOME OF THE PLACES
IN LAKSELV
LOOK
LIKE
NOWHERE ELSE!
...AND THEY PASS BY
SOME UNUSUAL
LANDFORMS...
...AND A
LAKE,
AND BETWEEN
SOME MOUNTAINS!...
AND THEY ARE FINALLY THERE!
AND WHEN THEY
GET INSIDE,
THEY 'FRESHEN UP,'
AND SHE
TENDS TO
HIS SORE 'ARMBARRED'
ELBOW,
AND AFTER SOME
DELICIOUS
FOOD,
AND SOME
'GIGGLING SOFA TALK'
SHE ASKS
HIM,
"I CAN SHOW YOU
HOW TO
'GET OUT OF MY GUARD'
NOW"...
AND HSR SAYS,
OKAY...MAYBE...JUST ONCE!"
"To buy all of those Presents, I'm going to need a
'Lotta Money!'"
“Hey Y’all ,
...'Limme' Show You!...
...I just
got some
'New, Shiny,
and White'
Dental Veneers!...
...all the Way
Across My Mouth
from My Dentist,
Doctor Patricia Periodont!
…And…I just Love Them!...
I just keep Looking in
My Mirror
to check how good They Look!
And...
...These Veneers are making an Impact
Right Now!...
...I just got them Cemented
and Finished!...and...OMGosh!...
Now, I profusely Thank the Doctor,
And I tell Her that I will
"See Ya Soon!"
Next...
...as I go into the Waiting Room
to leave,
I hear this Teenager
say to her Mom,
“Mom!...I want...
...Teeth Like Hers!”
Okay!...Wow!...
So, now...
I leave My 'Dental Home'
and
walk down the Street to the
Café and then to the Car!...
...And ‘Right off the Bat!’…This Guy
says,
"OMGosh!...Lady!...Where have
You been all My Life?...
...Can I Bring
you Home to Meet My Mom?"
"Whoa!...That was Original!...
...Then next,
this Lady stops me on the Street and
asks Me,
"Hey Sweetie...You look so good...that...
I'd like to know if
you want to
go with me
to my
Ocean Resort for
a week
and just
'Hang out at the Beach?"
I tell Her,
Thanks!...That Sounds inviting,
But...I can't!...Sorry!"
Then,
I pass by this
Construction Site and
these guys are whistling and
'comparing notes'
after
I walk by them!"
"Okay...after that...I sit down in this
Coffee Shop,
and this Man comes and sits down
across from me
and just
stares at me!...
...I guess he likes my New
'Icy
Mineralistic Chiclets!'
Next,
as I leave,
this Guy stops Me
and Asks,
"Hi There, Miss!...I'm a Talent
Agent, and
I'd
really like to
'Represent You!'"
All I do,
in that case,
is
Smile some of
My 'Fresh High Beam Lights' on Him,
and say,
Thanks for the Offer, Sir!"
Then,
as I open the door to leave...
this Woman says
nothing
but
She 'Speaks
Volumes'
with her
'Jealous Eyes!'...
Now,
I have had 'Haters'
before
I got My New Teeth,
and,
I just have to
get use to
more of it!...because...
...that's not Likely To Stop!...
So, as I get
closer to my car,
I see My Friend
Shiela, and she says,
"Hey, Girl!...I see that
You Got Your
Expensive Veneers!...I'll
give it to You...
...You're Looking Great! And
You
'Betta' get use to
all the
'New Attention'
Comin' Your Way!...Well, where You off to Now?"
"Oh," I say, "I'm just
going to
see 'My Love!'...that's All!"
"We'll talk Later," says Shiela...
Now, I'm just about to get
into my
Car, when this
Other Lady just
'Looks Me Up and Down..and...then...Up Again!'
"Well, It looks Like
My Life has
forever
'Changed for the Better'...despite
what others may think!
"Now,
I just want to get
home
and Be with
My Man!"
So, I get home and
He Loves My New Smile!...And He asks,
"So, Your Office is
having a
Christmas Party Tonight, right?"
"Yes!...Let's get ready for it in
a while, Mkay?," I suggest.
But...when we finally
get there,
...there are some People
getting into
Some
'Serious
Spirits!'
But..I'm not worried...
...and...
...I'm even a little more
'Emboldened'
because
of the 'Thrill of
My
New Grill,'
that,
I'm 'Ready for Anything' Now!...
And...
They can...
..."Bring it On, Girl!"...
...TO BE CONTINUED!...
May you have many...
..."Nature's So Beautiful!...But...
...I need to sit Down!
We...as the Human Race...
...Have the Great Capacity
to Show Love!...Like...with Our Families!...
But...We also Demonstrate the
Stern and Strong Will to...
Show Hate and...
...Do War!...
...And...Thus...
It is For ...
...Our Joys and Our Pains...
...That...
...I Shed A ______!"...
You Tonight for the
Histology Final Tomorrow?"...
..."What?...
...You
want me to do
...What?......
......with that Pumpkin Pie?"...
..."Doctor Report
says that
He has Something
Very Important to Tell Me...
...To My Face!"
...smiles!
"I'd Like for
You to get
Under My Coat with me...
...but...
...there's not enough Room...
...So...
...Maybe...Later?"...
"Honest...
...Parents Come Up to Me...
...All the Time!...
...Asking...
..."Can I be Their Child's
...Tooth Fairy!"
..."Hi!...
...I'm Santa Claus' Son's Girlfriend...
...and...
...He
...Invited Me over for Dinner!"...
Meanwhile...Back At ThePlace Where
You Do As You're Told And...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"This seems
like a
Lot Of Work!...
...But...
...It gets the Job Done!"...
"Vampire Report...
Gave My Neck...
...All That He Could!...
...And
He Left...
...My Favorite Roses!"
“Yes!...And I have a
‘One Track Mind,’ too!"
"As You can See!...
...I Don't
take any
...Mess!
"Tell The Troops
that
We Won
This Battle!...And Now...
...We're...
Heading Back for Some 'R and R!"
"I'm Graduating from
The Winge Institute Tomorrow!...And...
I Still have as much
'Enthusiasm' as I
had on My
First Day!
"As a
Student at the
Winge Institute
I am encouraged by
The Faculty to
'Dream Up'
Possible Formulations
of Mouth Rinses
that May
...'Partially Obviate
the Need...for Toothbrushing!"
"My Favorite Classes in School,
are when
I get a Chance to...
...Sit Next To Doctor Report!"
"Don't Be Surprised!...But...
...I'm...
...Swimming in
Your Mouth...Right Now!"
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often
looks like
the
'Tree of Life!'
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