...Right In Front Of Us!"...
There is
always a little Mystery,
but...
...it's the
When Doctor Report
first Came
into My Life
I became more sensitive to everything
...like the warmth of the sunshine
and the caress of
the Wind,
and
the beat of...
My Heart!"
"I once went to
this Dentist,
Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra,
and
I found out that he
also treats Zombies!
...Well...
...the next Time I saw Him,
I acted like a Zombie,
and he said,
"Your spine's too straight!"
But he didn't...
say anything about
my Face and Teeth!"
"Do You want it
two different Ways,
or
the same Way twice?"
"Hi there!...You All might
remember Me as the
Spy Who
Commandeered HSR's Big
Hot Air Ballon
to go over
the Sea!...
I gave Him a Purse
containing 5 Million Dollars
and I gave him a Kiss,
then I jumped
into the Water
and escaped into a
waiting Stealth Submarine!"
"After some
'Deep Thought,'
I now know
what to say to Him!"
"Doing the Two Step
with You
"Scientists are
debating right now
if
the 'Shock of Love'
on the Body Systems,
is really just
a 'Garden Variety'
Panic Attack!"
You and Your
'Boy...there sure is nothing like the 'Rush' of a New Love!'
Smiles
are
trying to tell Her
that You have
'Major Feelings'
for Her...but...
You are
stuck
on 'I!'...
Your
'If Love was a Cookie....I'd Eat It!'
Episode
is
brought to you by
some
Marshmallows...
...Oh!...With a Cookie Included?
Hey, People...
If You have to
'Wipe Out,'
at least don't do
it on a
small wave...
...do it on a Big Wave,
so You can brag about it!
That's Right!...
If You have
'To Go'...
...'Go Big!'...
And as You know...
HSR Himself...
when He flops...
...and We see it...
He doesn't disappoint!
He won't disappoint here again, either!
Just check what happened in
the Preface of,
"If You Don't Floss...
...Big Bad Gangs Of Bacteria Are
Going To...Kick Your _ _ _ ...
And...Make You
Bleed!"...
HSR, ONCE AGAIN..
FEELS THAT HE
HAS
TO GO
AND SEEK HIS OWN TRUTHS!
...AT HIS OWN PACE!...
AND WHAT
BETTER
PLACE TO DO THAT
THAN...
AT THE BEACH!
...AND
IT LOOKS GREAT
WHEN HE GETS THERE!
BUT BEFORE HE CAN HIT
THE WATER...
"HELLO, HANDSOME,"
SAYS THIS LADY,
"CAN YOU RUB SOME SUNSCREEN
ON ME?"
"SURE," SAYS HSR TO
THE PRETTY LADY!
AND HE REALLY
GETS INTO IT!...
"THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO GET A ROOM,"
SAY SOME PEOPLE PASSING BY...
SO,
AFTER THAT,
HSR
GOES OUT BY THE WATER
AND SEES
SOME SURFERS
DOING
SOME ACROBATIC
FEATS!...
THEN
HE JOINS IN FOR A LITTLE BIT
THEN,
HE RESTS A WHILE
AND
FLOATS BY THIS WOMAN
SURFER...
AND HSR ASKS,
"SO SURFING'S YOUR BEST HOBBIE?"
AND SHE SAYS,
"YEAH, DUDE!...YOU BEEN BOARDING LONG?"
"NO," ADMITS HSR, "I'M STILL
TRYING TO GET
OVER MY FEAR OF
LARGE
TENTACLED ANIMALS
AND
SHARKS!"
"OH...THAT'S ONLY NATURAL,"
SHE SAYS,
"YOU'LL GET BETTER
OVER TIME!...SAY,
HAVE YOU BEEN IN A
'TUBE' BEFORE?"
"NOT YET," SAYS HSR...
"WELL," SHE SAYS, "GIRLFRIENDS MINDS AND TUBES
HAVE SOMETHINGS IN COMMON!"
"OH, YEAH...WHAT'S THAT" ASKS HSR...
THEN,
SHE SMILES,
"ONCE YOU'VE
BEEN INSIDE,
YOU GOTTA
KEEP COMING BACK!...
...HEY...LET'S SEE
IF YOU CAN HIT
A TUBE, LIKE THAT
GUY
RIGHT THERE!"
SO, HSR WAITS
TO CATCH A GOOD WAVE
BUT THIS
IS THE BEST
THAT HE COULD DO!
SO,
AS HE PADDLES
BACK TO HER,
SHE DOESN'T SAY A THING...
...SHE JUST SENSES
THE RIGHT WAVE
TO CATCH
AND...
...SHE'S OFF!
AND...LIVIN' IN THE TUBE!...
...OMG!
...AT LEAST A NINE SECOND TUBE!...
AND SHE EMERGES
VICTORIOUS!...
...AND STILL STANDING!
THEN,
ANOTHER GIRL
SAILS BY!...
NOW,
THE LADY PADDLES BACK
TO HSR
AND WITHOUT A WORD,
HSR TRIES AGAIN...
AND...OMG!...
HE
'POPS
IT GOOD!'
...OH, BOY!...
NOW,
SOME GIRLS ARE CLAPPING
AS ANOTHER PRETTY ONE
SWOOPS BY!
AND THE WOMAN
PADDLES BACK BY HSR AND
SAYS,
"I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT
YOU'LL BE
COMIN' BACK
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE, NOW!"
AND RIGHT THEN...
... SHE MAKES
WHOA!...WHAT AN 'HSR DAY!'...
NOW...
SOME HOW...
HSR WILL NEVER SEE
THE WOMEN OF SURFING
AND
BEAUTIFUL
BEACHES
THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
...
SO THE NEXT DAY,
HSR
OF COURSE,
FIRST THINKS ABOUT
ALL THE FUN
TO BE HAD
WITH THE
BREAKWATER!..BUT...
A MONTH PASSES BEFORE
HE CAN GET TO THE BEACH AGAIN...
BUT TODAY...HE CAN...SO...
HE CALLS
LYFT
FOR A RIDE,
AND THE DRIVER COMES
AND SAYS,
'GO AHEAD AND
PUT YOUR BOARD ON TOP!"
SO
THE RIDE IS
OKAY AND
WHEN HE GETS THERE
ON THE BEACH,
HE SEES
A
SUNBATHER...
AND NOW,
A LADY IMPLORES HIM
TO,
"BE SAFE, YOU HUNK!"
SO,
AS HE IS ABOUT TO ENTER,
HE SEES SOME WOMEN
'RUSH IN!'
"IT FEELS GOOD IN THE WATER,"
HSR SAYS
TO HIMSELF...
AS HE NOTICES
A LADY
ON THE SAND!...
"WOW!" HE SAYS,
AS HE SEES A LADY
DOING SOME
FANCY
FOOTWORK!
"I WONDER WHERE
THE LADY
FROM
LAST TIME IS?" THINKS HSR...
AND AT THAT MOMENT,
HE NOTICES
ONE SURFER
'DOING HER
THING!'
...WHILE ANOTHER LADY
ALMOST
BUMPS INTO HIM...
SO HE CATCHES
A COUPLE OF
WAVES
AND CURLS
VERY NICELY!
AND
AFTER A BIT,
ANOTHER SURFER
APPROACHES HIM
AND
SAYS,
"HEY!...I LIKE YOUR TECHNIQUE!...
...WATCH ME!"
SO
SHE TAKES OFF
AND DOES
PRACTICED
TWISTS AND TURNS
AND
DISAPPEARS UNDERWATER
FOR A WHILE...
THEN SHE COMES BACK
UP
AND
ASKS,
"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
AND HSR SAYS,
"WHAT CAN I SAY...
YOU'RE PERFECT!...AND BEAUTIFUL!"
SO THEY TALK AND
SURF
MORE
AND
THE DAY
GETS OVER TOO QUICKLY,
AND
AS
HE LEAVES,
SHE LOOKS OUT
TO THE
SETTING SUN,
AND WISHES
THAT SHE
CAN
SEE HIM AGAIN!
"With all of this 'Capital C'
going on, I wonder where I'll
be the Same Time next
Year!"
Will You
Look at This...Everybody!...
It's the First Day of
Dental School
at
U...S...
...C!
And, yes!...
There's the
Welcoming by the
Dean and the Administration,
and of course...
The White Coat Ceremony!
is short
for Pleasantries!
They all are
ready to
get straight to Work!
And soon the
Students are
divided into Groups,
where
a certain Guy and a certain Girl
seem to
work
well together!...
So,
later,
they introduce themselves
to each other,
And she says,
"I was thinking of
going into Pharmacy,
but
I don't want to
stand on my feet all day!"
Now,
he says,
"Before I decided
on Dentistry,
I was thinking about
becoming a
Pediatrician
however,
I just didn't like
the longer hours and the Mortality!"
Now, She says,
"I really want to
get into
Implant-supported
Prosthetics!"
"Sweet," He says,
"I really just want to help
People
look better when They
are Happy!"
Then,
for the next part of
the Day,
they both watch as
Upperclassmen
work on Typodonts
and communicate
with Patients!...
And further on into
the week,
She watches Him
ascertain a good
matching Enamel Shade
for a Patient, and
He watches and learns
as She
attempts a
Diagnostic
Impression!
And after a
little more
Clinic Work,
They grab a bite to eat!...
...And...
She's so hungry that
She has
some of His Food!
And as they seem to be connecting
more with
one another,
they decide
to
take a short trip on
Sunday...
And after they park,
they talk and
relax a little...
So,
at an opportune time,
He whispers,
"What do You say that
We get to know each other 'Much Better?'"
...as He...
'Moves In!'....
And she says, This is just our
First Week in
Dental School,
so...
...there's no need to Rush!"
She emphasizes...
Then,
after getting that straight,
they just
Happily
end up
Singing and
Dancing the Night Away...
a little more...
before
saying 'Bye'
to each other
and going home
to prepare for Dental School tomorrow!...
May you have many...
..."Feelings of Love
are found in
Us...
and in inanimate objects!
There is
an attraction between Humans
and between Elementary Particles!
But,
certain Particles repel
Each Other!...
...I guess they call that...
...Bad Attitude!"...
..."So,
Doctor Report...
...after You
got away from the
Giant Octopus
and the three Sharks...
...By Golly...
...what did You do next?"...
..."Wait!...
...is that a Dental
Mobil Van
stopping?...
I think
...I'll hop on board!"...
..."Oh...How many Kinds of Love are there?
There's the 'Feel Really Really Good' Kind...
and...
there's a kind that
makes You feel Really Desperate!...
But...
the
'Best Kind of Love'...
...is the Kind You
'Grow Old'
with!"...
"I think that
I'll tell Hollywood
that
I have
'The Hots' for Him...
and see What Happens!"
"I'm a Tooth Fairy Specializing
in Cave Dwellers!"
Lights And Actions
Produce Cameras!
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where
Signs And Signals Are Given So...
...You Don't Sink!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"I tell this Patient
over and over again
to floss thoroughly,
but this
Perio Inflammation... is still Raging!"
"Once you
get to know Me...
You might like
My Personality!"
"After taking some
On-line
Classes at
the Winge Institute
For The Oral Sciences...
The Dean of the Institute,
Doctor Ralph Winge,
came to My Country
and
personally administered
My Final Exam...
...and...
...He told Me
that
My Look is very
Friendly and Accommodating,
but...My...
will 'Become Legendary!'"
"I mustn't let this
Dental Genetic Lab Experiment
gone wrong...
...escape from this Lab!"
"I'm the
Perfect
Gums and Teeth Eater!
...There are
many ways in...
...and 'no way out!'"
"I am forever Grateful that
Hollywood showed Me
the Best Three Ways
to
'Slice and Dice'
the Enemy!"
"I try to 'be nice'
to these Microbes,
and
'Swish them away!'...but
...for those that
refuse to cooperate....
I have
No Other Choice!"
"A Kiss...My Dear!...
...I'll...
See You Tomorrow!"
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