Friday, May 22, 2020

Two USC Dental Students...Are Starting To...Have ...'The Hots'...For Each Other...But...in This Virus Climate...Will They Really...'Fall In Love?'...Part 1...

 "Are You...The Perfect Match...For Me?...It Feels...So Good And So Right...For Now...But Who Cares About The Future...When The Present is...


...Right In Front Of Us!"...



































































































































"I Love Love Stories!


There is

always a little Mystery,

but...

...it's the


Endings that I Like the Most!"


































































































When Doctor Report


first Came

into My Life


I became more sensitive to everything


...like the warmth of the sunshine


and the caress of

the Wind,

and


the beat of...

My Heart!"















































































































"I once went to 

this Dentist,

Doctor Ulysses Dentinegra,

and


I found out that he

also treats Zombies!

...Well...


...the next Time I saw Him,

I acted like a Zombie,

and he said,

"Your spine's too straight!"

But he didn't...


say anything about

my Face and Teeth!"


























































































"Do You want it

two different Ways,

or


the same Way twice?"






































































































"Hi there!...You All might 

remember Me as the

Spy Who 


Commandeered HSR's Big

Hot Air Ballon 

to go over 



the Sea!...


I gave Him a Purse

containing 5 Million Dollars

and I gave him a Kiss,


then I jumped

into the Water


and escaped into a 


waiting Stealth Submarine!"




































































































"After some

'Deep Thought,'

I now know


what to say to Him!"



















































































"Doing the Two Step

with You


is an adventure within itself...


...Should we do it again...


...a Little Closer?"
























































































"Scientists are 

debating right now

if

the 'Shock of Love' 

on the Body Systems,

is really just


a 'Garden Variety'

Panic Attack!"

































































































You and Your

'Boy...there sure is nothing like the 'Rush' of a New Love!'

Smiles

are

trying to tell Her

that You have

'Major Feelings'

for Her...but...

You are

stuck


on 'I!'...












































































Your

'If Love was a Cookie....I'd Eat It!'

Episode

is

brought to you by

some

Marshmallows...


...Oh!...With a Cookie Included?




























































Hey, People...

If You have to

'Wipe Out,'

at least don't do

it on a

small wave...


...do it on a Big Wave,


so You can brag about it!







That's Right!...

If You have

'To Go'...

...'Go Big!'...



And as You know...

HSR Himself...

when He flops...

...and We see it...

He doesn't disappoint!




He won't disappoint here again, either!

Just check what happened in

the Preface of,

"If You Don't Floss...


...Big Bad Gangs Of Bacteria Are


 Going To...Kick Your _ _ _ ... 

And...Make You



 Bleed!"...


...and there...

HSR, ONCE AGAIN..

FEELS THAT HE

HAS

TO GO

AND SEEK HIS OWN TRUTHS!

...AT HIS OWN PACE!...



AND WHAT

BETTER

PLACE TO DO THAT

THAN...

AT THE BEACH!

...AND

IT LOOKS GREAT



WHEN HE GETS THERE!

BUT BEFORE HE CAN HIT

THE WATER...

"HELLO, HANDSOME,"

SAYS THIS LADY,


"CAN YOU RUB SOME SUNSCREEN


ON ME?"

"SURE," SAYS HSR TO

THE PRETTY LADY!

AND HE REALLY


GETS INTO IT!...




"THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO GET  A ROOM,"


SAY SOME PEOPLE PASSING BY...


SO,

AFTER THAT, 

HSR

GOES OUT BY THE WATER

AND SEES


SOME SURFERS 


DOING


SOME ACROBATIC


FEATS!...


THEN

HE JOINS IN FOR A LITTLE BIT


THEN, 

HE RESTS A WHILE

AND 

FLOATS BY THIS WOMAN


SURFER...



AND HSR ASKS,

"SO SURFING'S YOUR BEST HOBBIE?"




AND SHE SAYS,

"YEAH, DUDE!...YOU BEEN BOARDING LONG?"



"NO," ADMITS HSR, "I'M STILL

TRYING TO GET

OVER MY FEAR OF

LARGE


TENTACLED ANIMALS 

AND 


SHARKS!"

"OH...THAT'S ONLY NATURAL,"

SHE SAYS, 

"YOU'LL GET BETTER 

OVER TIME!...SAY,

HAVE YOU BEEN IN A 

'TUBE' BEFORE?"




"NOT YET," SAYS HSR...




"WELL," SHE SAYS, "GIRLFRIENDS MINDS AND TUBES 

HAVE SOMETHINGS IN COMMON!"




"OH, YEAH...WHAT'S THAT" ASKS HSR...




THEN, 

SHE SMILES, 

"ONCE YOU'VE 

BEEN INSIDE, 

YOU GOTTA


KEEP COMING BACK!...

...HEY...LET'S SEE 

IF YOU CAN HIT

A TUBE, LIKE THAT

GUY


RIGHT THERE!"




SO, HSR WAITS 

TO CATCH A GOOD WAVE 

BUT THIS


IS THE BEST 

THAT HE COULD DO!

SO, 

AS HE PADDLES 

BACK TO HER,

SHE DOESN'T SAY A THING...

...SHE JUST SENSES 

THE RIGHT WAVE 

TO CATCH

AND...

...SHE'S OFF!


AND...LIVIN' IN THE TUBE!...

...OMG!


...AT LEAST A NINE SECOND TUBE!...



AND SHE EMERGES


VICTORIOUS!...

...AND STILL STANDING!

THEN,

ANOTHER GIRL


SAILS BY!...



NOW, 

THE LADY PADDLES BACK 

TO HSR

AND WITHOUT A WORD,

HSR TRIES AGAIN...

AND...OMG!...

HE 

'POPS


IT GOOD!'

...OH, BOY!...



NOW, 

SOME GIRLS ARE CLAPPING


AS ANOTHER PRETTY ONE 

SWOOPS BY!


AND THE WOMAN 

PADDLES BACK BY HSR AND

SAYS, 


"I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT

YOU'LL BE

COMIN' BACK

FOR THE REST

 OF YOUR LIFE, NOW!"




AND RIGHT THEN...

... SHE MAKES


...A GOOD MOVE!




WHOA!...WHAT AN 'HSR DAY!'...



NOW...

SOME HOW...

HSR WILL NEVER SEE

THE WOMEN OF SURFING


AND

BEAUTIFUL

BEACHES



THE SAME WAY AGAIN!



...



SO THE NEXT DAY,

HSR

OF COURSE,

FIRST THINKS ABOUT

ALL THE FUN

TO BE HAD

WITH THE



BREAKWATER!..BUT...

A MONTH PASSES BEFORE

HE CAN GET TO THE BEACH AGAIN...


BUT TODAY...HE CAN...SO...




HE CALLS

LYFT

FOR A RIDE,

AND THE DRIVER COMES

AND SAYS,

'GO AHEAD AND


PUT YOUR BOARD ON TOP!"


SO

THE RIDE IS

OKAY AND

WHEN HE GETS THERE

ON THE BEACH,

HE SEES

A



SUNBATHER...



AND NOW,

A LADY IMPLORES HIM

TO,



"BE SAFE,  YOU HUNK!"



SO,

AS HE IS ABOUT TO ENTER,

HE SEES SOME WOMEN



'RUSH IN!'



"IT FEELS GOOD IN THE WATER,"

HSR SAYS



TO HIMSELF...

AS HE NOTICES

A LADY



ON THE SAND!...



"WOW!" HE SAYS,

AS HE SEES A LADY


DOING SOME


FANCY


FOOTWORK!



"I WONDER WHERE

THE LADY

FROM 


LAST TIME IS?" THINKS HSR...



AND AT THAT MOMENT,

HE NOTICES

ONE SURFER

'DOING HER


THING!'

...WHILE ANOTHER LADY


ALMOST 

BUMPS INTO HIM...



SO HE CATCHES 

A COUPLE OF

WAVES

AND CURLS


VERY NICELY!



AND 

AFTER A BIT,

ANOTHER SURFER

APPROACHES HIM

AND


SAYS,

"HEY!...I LIKE YOUR TECHNIQUE!...

...WATCH ME!"


SO 

SHE TAKES OFF

AND DOES

PRACTICED

TWISTS AND TURNS

AND


DISAPPEARS UNDERWATER

FOR A WHILE...


THEN SHE COMES BACK

UP

AND


ASKS,

"WHAT DO YOU THINK?"


AND HSR SAYS,

"WHAT CAN I SAY...

YOU'RE PERFECT!...AND BEAUTIFUL!"



SO THEY TALK AND 


SURF 


MORE

AND 

THE DAY 

GETS OVER TOO QUICKLY,

AND 

AS

HE LEAVES,

SHE LOOKS OUT 

TO  THE

SETTING SUN,

AND WISHES

THAT SHE

CAN 


SEE HIM AGAIN! 






























































































Love Toothbrush®                                   






























































"With all of this 'Capital C'



going on, I wonder where I'll

be the Same Time next


Year!"







































































Will You

Look at This...Everybody!...

It's the First Day of

Dental School



at



U...S...



...C!

And, yes!...

There's the

Welcoming by the

Dean and the Administration,

and of course...

The White Coat Ceremony!



But the time

is short

for Pleasantries!



They all are

ready to

get straight to Work!



And soon the

Students are

divided into Groups,

where

a certain Guy and a certain Girl

seem to

work



well together!...



So,

later,

they introduce themselves

to each other,

And she says,


"I was thinking of

going into Pharmacy,

but


I don't want to

stand on my feet all day!"



Now,

he says,


"Before I decided

on Dentistry,

I was thinking about

becoming a

Pediatrician


however,

I just didn't like

the longer hours and the Mortality!"




Now, She says,

"I really want to



get into

Implant-supported




Prosthetics!"




"Sweet," He says,

"I really just want to help

People



look better when They



are Happy!"



Then,

for the next part of

the Day,

they both watch as

Upperclassmen

work on Typodonts


and communicate


with Patients!...





And further on into 

the week,

She watches Him

ascertain a good


matching Enamel Shade 

for a Patient, and 

He watches and learns

as She

attempts a

Diagnostic


Impression!






And after a

little more


Clinic Work,

They grab a bite to eat!...

...And...

She's so hungry that

She has 


some of His Food!


And as they seem to be connecting 

more with

one another,

they decide 

to

take a short trip on

Sunday...





And after they park,

they talk and 

relax a  little...



So,

at an opportune time,

He whispers,


"What do You say that

We get to know each other 'Much Better?'" 

...as He...

'Moves In!'....


And she says, This is just our 

First Week in 

Dental School,

so...


...there's no need to Rush!"

She emphasizes...




Then,

after getting that straight,

they just

Happily

end up

Singing and

Dancing the Night Away...



a little more...

before

saying 'Bye'

to each other

and going home

to prepare for Dental School tomorrow!...
























































































May you have many...





..."Feelings of Love

are found in

Us...



and in inanimate objects!

There is


an attraction between Humans


and between Elementary Particles!

But,

certain Particles repel 

Each Other!...



...I guess they call that...



...Bad Attitude!"...




..."So,

Doctor Report...

...after You

got away from the

Giant Octopus

and the three Sharks...

...By Golly...


...what did You do next?"...




..."Wait!...

...is that a Dental

Mobil Van

stopping?...

I think


...I'll hop on board!"...






..."Oh...How many Kinds of Love are there?


There's the 'Feel Really Really Good' Kind...

and...


there's a kind that

makes You feel Really Desperate!...



But...

the

'Best Kind of Love'...



...is the Kind You 

'Grow Old'

with!"...





...Smiles!


















































































"I think that


I'll tell Hollywood

that

I have 

'The Hots' for Him...


and see What Happens!"






































































































"I'm a Tooth Fairy Specializing


in Cave Dwellers!"

























































































Lights And Actions 


Produce Cameras!
































































































Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where 

Signs And Signals Are Given So...   


...You Don't Sink!...



























































































Dental Hygiene Wars!





































































"I tell this Patient

over and over again

to floss thoroughly,

but this


Perio Inflammation... is still Raging!"








































"Once you 

get to know Me...


You might like

My Personality!"



































"After taking some

On-line

Classes at

the Winge Institute

For The Oral Sciences...


The Dean of the Institute,

Doctor Ralph Winge,


came to My Country

and 

personally administered

My Final Exam...

...and...

...He told Me

that

My Look is very

Friendly and Accommodating,

but...My...


...Techniques and Tenacity

will 'Become Legendary!'"

































"I mustn't let this

Dental Genetic Lab Experiment

gone wrong...


...escape from this Lab!"

























"I'm the

Perfect

Gums and Teeth Eater!

...There are

many ways in...



...and 'no way out!'"

































"I am forever Grateful that


Hollywood showed Me

the Best Three Ways

to



'Slice and Dice'

the Enemy!"


































"I try to 'be nice'

to these Microbes,

and

'Swish them away!'...but

...for those that

refuse to cooperate....


I have 

No Other Choice!"
















































































"A Kiss...My Dear!...

...I'll...


See You Tomorrow!"































































































































































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