"I'm working to Look Good for you!...I'm doing Crunches to get my 6 Pack Abs and 32 Pack Smile
...Just Right for you!"
and Trees,
...Why?'
"OMG!...
What did Hollywood
just do to me!...I...
"HSR!...
I have a question for you!...
How did you get the way you are?
Was it by
Trial and Error...
or Genetics?"
"I am meeting Hollywood in just a few...
I'm going to
have to tell him
that I'm leaving Town...
Am I making the right Choice?"
"Hello Everyone!...
Sorry for the Drama!...Hey
All of us
have to make Choices!
And I choose
to keep My Dentist!...
Because he's the
Best of His Class!"
...Prince Hollywood!...
How did you ever turn into a Frog?
Well, here's a Kiss...
to get
you back!
My... your lips
are Spicy...just like your
regular
homo cybergraphicus saltiness!
Now,
I'll just wait for
you to transform
back
into My Lovely Prince!....
Let me see..."Lilies are green
and Toad Stools are blue...
Hollywood's kisses are
Dreams Come True!"
...
Hi there, Hollywood!...
...you changed!...
...can you
throw Me a Rope?"
"Well, there's more to come!...
Just keep Scrollin'!
You and your
"Thank You Sun...for all of your Warm Summer
Kisses!"
smiles
are
Quenching some
Serious Thirst!
"Hello, Everyone!
I'm Personally bringing
you Today's Expose by using,
not my Grandfather's Ham
equipment... but,
My Own!...
And I'm coming at you
from the
Most Remote Place In The World!...
North Iceland!...
...with my Antenna
that I just erected!"
Kids!...
Oh boy...
Somebody's got to take care of them!
And to get money for
Dental School,
sometimes HSR helps out
in the Community!
He tries to cook
what the babies
like but
it's a hit and miss sometimes!
But,
he never tries to get
on their "Bad Side!"
And some of them
watch the "Big Boss Baby"
over and over
and take it out
on him!
But HSR
has some tricks
to help the kids
have a good time!
...like putting on
some music and
dancing!
Or playing with
the Lights!
However,
on older kids,
so they won't get bored
with him explaining
Science Homework,
he'll tell jokes or
"Act
A Fool!"
Yes Siree, Bob...HSR
likes to Act A Fool a lot
but not all
of the time.
However he still is acting up!
Wanna see?
We checked
him out
last time during
"Top Dentist Now Available “At The Drop Of A Hat” Worldwide...For A $300,000 Retainer…Plus Expenses…For The World’s Best Billionaire Smile! Part 5."
and he still has issues!
I mean...
...just watch!
HSR is just
cooling it in
HIS OUTFITTED
HIGH ALTITUDE GONDOLA
IN THE SKY,
ABOVE ALL THE CLOUDS
BUT
LOWER THAN OUTER SPACE...
...AND HE IS WATCHING ONE
PREDATOR MOVIE (OMG!)...
AFTER
ANOTHER!
AND THEN
SOME GIRLS
DANCING!
YES!
HE'S JUST HAVING A BALL!
AND NO ONE IS
BOTHERING HIM!
AND THE VIEW IS
JUST SPECTACULAR!
AND,
SO IS HIS
POSTER
OF THE ONE AND ONLY
FARRAH!
BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET
MUCH FURTHER WITH
HIS IMAGINATION,
CRAP!...THE ALARM
AND HE CHECKS
THE CONTROL PANEL
BUT
THINGS ARE JUST
TOO UNCORRECTABLE!
SO,
HE MUST LEAVE...NOW!
...AND BEFORE THE
CABIN PRESSURE
GOES TO ZERO,
HE'S
OUTTA THERE!
OKAY!...
SO FAR SO GOOD!
BUT HE'S HEADED TOWARD
THE BIGGEST
JUNGLE IN THE WORLD
THE
AMAZON!
OH NO!
AND AS HE GETS CLOSER HE
DEPLOYS HIS PARACHUTE
AND LOOKS ONE WAY
AND THEN ANOTHER!
"PRETTY OXBOWS," HE THINKS,
SO HE CRUISES TO
FIND A
GOOD SPOT...
AND...
HE LANDS IN SOME TREES,
WHICH HELP TO
BREAK HIS DESCENT
AND AFTER HE
FINALLY FREES HIMSELF
FROM THE TREES,
"OMG!...
...I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!"
CRIES HSR..."JUST LOOK!"
SO,
LAST EPISODE
IT RAINED
A LOT!...
AND
AFTER TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT WHICH WAY TO
GO TO
GET BACK
TO CIVILIZATION,
HE SIPPED SOME
'JUICE'
FROM A
BUCKET ORCHID
THAT HAPPENED
TO PRODUCE
PSYCHEDELIC VISIONS
AND HE
DID SOME
HEAVY TRIPPIN'!...
AND THE DAY AFTER THAT,
HE CLIMBS
DOWN FROM THE
HALF WAY COMFY TREE
AND HE SEE SOME
FIRE ANTS
RACING TO THEIR NEXT TARGET!
"LET ME SEE THESE GUYS UPCLOSE,"
SAYS HSR...
SO,
HE LOOKS CLOSER, AND
SOME OF THE ANTS
(CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!)
TRY TO
SPIT ON HIM!
SO HE GETS AWAY FROM THEM,
AND
HE WALKS AWHILE
AND SEES A PRETTY WATERFALL
AND SOME
NICE AND COLORFUL
BIRDS,
AND ANOTHER ONE IS
HAVING A MEAL!
SUDDENLY,
A TOUCAN
SEEMS TO WANT TO SAY
"HELLO!"
BUT THEN HSR
HEARS
A TWIG SNAP!
SUDDENLY,
HE TURNS AND SEES
A WOMAN!...
THEN,
HE RUBS HIS EYES
TO MAKE SURE ...
BUT
SHE'S NOT THERE...OR...
SHE NEVER WAS!
OH, WELL,
NOW
HE WALKS OVER TO
WHERE SHE
MIGHT HAVE BEEN
AND,
ON THE WAY HE
...JUMPS BACK!
"OMG!"
SO HE GOES AROUND IT...
...VERY CAREFULLY!
AND HE WALKS BY
A REAL SPIDER MAN!
AND, OH NO!
WAIT!...THAT'S JUST
AN ORCHID!
WHAT'S THIS?
ANOTHER BUCKET ORCHID?
"MAYBE...
JUST MAYBE," HE TELLS HIMSELF,
"I'LL TRY SOME MORE OF THE
"TRIPPY JUICE INSIDE!"
BECAUSE,
HEY, MAN...
...I'M LOST!...
...IN THIS EFFIN' JUNGLE,
AND WHO KNOWS!...
IF I'LL EVER GET OUT!"...
SO,
HE FINDS ANOTHER TREE NEARBY
TO COOL OUT ON
THEN,
AFTER CLIMBING IT
TO A RESTING SPOT,
HE IMBIBES SOME OF
THAT "ORCHID SAP!"...
AND,
IN THE SNAP OF FINGER,
THERE'S A SURGE OF
EXCITATORY
CEREBRAL RESPONSES!
AND HE SEEMS TO BE
VASTLY
AND ORGANICALLY
AUTO-EXPANDING
HIS CONNECTING CONSCIOUSNESSES!...
HIS NEURONAL NETWORKS
ARE HEAVY LADEN WITH
PROPAGATING STIMULATIONS!...
THE NERVES ARE NOW "RAMPED UP INFORMATION
SUPER HIGHWAYS!"
AND...A WOMAN
OF THE LAND
MATERIALIZES...
AND SHE SPEAKS,
"LOOK DEEP INTO
MY EYES!, SIR!...
NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE
IN THE MIDDLE?
AND HSR LOOKS...
AND SAYS,
"I SEE SOME THING THAT
MIGHT BE IN THE
MIDDLE!"
'WELL THEN," SAYS THE WOMAN,
PUT YOURSELF IN THERE!...
...AND...
I WILL TAKE CARE
OF THE REST!
HEY...DOES THAT ORCHID SAP
MAKE HSR LOOK LIKE
THIS!
AND LAST EPISODE,
A VOICE AND IMAGE,
CAME TO HIM...
AND TELLS HSR TO
"COME INTO THESE
CLOUDS WITH ME AND I WILL
LET YOU SEE YOUR
GIRLFRIEND!"
FOR SOME
FUN!"
THE BATTLEGROUND OF
HIS HALLUCINATING MIND
NOW SWITCHES GEARS!...
TO WATCHING
TV!
THEN,
THE ALIEN COMES BACK...
"COME WITH ME!
I'LL GIVE YOU A
SMOKE!"
NOW,
THIS LADY SHOWS UP
IN HIS MIND!
"COME AND LAY WITH ME,
MY FRIEND!
SUDDENLY,
HSR IS IN A THICK
JUNGLE SCENE!
NOW HSR STAYS REAL STILL...
...AND A PERSON (?)
WALKS BY
AND DOESN'T NOTICE HSR!
AFTER THAT HSR TURNS AROUND...
AND IS
STARTLED!
BUT THEN
THE STRANGER
JUST VANISHES!
NOW HSR IS IN A PLACE...
MAYBE TO FIND HOME!
HE'S LOOKING OVER A
WIDE SPACE!
NOW,
HE WALKS
WITHOUT WALKING...
TO FIND
AN EXIT!
BUT, IT'S NOT AN EXIT!
SO HE TURNS BACK!
OH NO!...
A
BLACK PANTHER!...
...THAT'S HUNGRY!
AND IT'S ABOUT TO
POUNCE!
THEN SUDDENLY,
THIS LADY/ANIMAL
APPEARS
AND SCARES OFF THE PANTHER
REAL GOOD!
"SIR!" SAYS THE LADY, "THERE
ARE
TOO MANY THINGS THAT
YOU ARE YET
TO DO,
SO YOU
MUST BE KEPT
ALIVE AND HEALTHY!
I HAD TO SHOW MYSELF
IN THIS
INSTANCE!...
BE SAFE!...
UNTIL WE
MEET AGAIN!"
SO,
AFTER ALL OF THIS
IN-HIS-MIND ADVENTURE...
HSR
FINALLY
FALLS
ASLEEP!
Love Toothbrush®
"If you don't go inside of it,
you may never know
what whatever it is,
is like!"
Well,
it looks like another Day at
"The Pad" for our great Doctor!
"Good Morning,
Dr. Olah Orala!...
I must
ask you,
Is your day starting off
nicely?"
"Yes it is!" the Dr. replies, " I am
just
admiring my
Jeffrey Robert,
the Crayon Artist, Art Work!...
...they are so vivid
and
Life Like!"
"Well, Doctor...
what do you have
planned for today?"
"I don't have any emergency calls
from my Billionaire Clients yet,
so I think that
I'll take a moment to
relax with the birds and
the statues in
the
Garden!
And the Good Doctor does just that!
He sits and admires his new
Whirlpool one...
and a tiered variety,
then he sits in a
"Mental Refreshment" Corner!
"Dr. Orala," says this assistant,
We have an Emergency...
A far East Client is
landing on the Helicopter pad
as we speak!...
I'll greet them
and prepare things
right now!"
"That's fine, Peruvia," replies the Doctor.
and after a bit,
some Ladies come to Dr. Orala
in his garden...
"Good Morning, Dr. Orala...Sorry to
disturb you,"
say these
ladies..."Our Princess has a Dental
Situation that may require
your Kind and Caring Hand!...Please!"...
"I'll see her immediately!" says Orala.
So, the Doctor goes to see his client
in his "Far East" treatment room,
specially built
for people
from
that area,
who want to
feel more comfortable!
"Princess Nokushinoma!...What a pleasure!,"
greets the Doctor!...
"It's been a year or two?"
"Time flies so fast in The Palace,
My
Good Doctor! Please stop by and
see us,
the next time you're around!...
I do have an
area behind my
Right Molars that
is requiring My and Your Attentions!"
So, the Doctor, washes his hands and
does what he does,
and
the Princess is
out of there
in no time!
"Thank you, Dr. Orala...you certainly are
"The Best!"...I feel like
myself
again!"
"Your Retainer," says the Doctor,
"that you provide,
requires me to see you
anywhere at anytime, and at
your Convenience!...It's my Pleasure...
and My Duty!"
Then, Orala
bows and says goodbye!...
And with that...the Far East Contingents
fly away in their Helicopters!
Now,
another one of his assistants comes by
in the Garden...
"Doctor Orala, I notice that
you have more than
250 Billionaires around the World
pay $300,000 a year to you...
and that they only rely on
you for their Dentistry!...
But,
you may not see some of them for years,
while they still
provide you
with that retainer!"
And Dr. Orala replies,
That's right! Or,
I may not see them at all!
You see...
that "Small Group" is a unique bunch!
But,
even the quietest Billionaires
still value and
want some constancy and
reliability and trust in their lives...
...and that type of Dentistry is so sweet to them...
...they know that
I drop whatever I'm doing,
immediately,
and treat them like they
are the only
Billionaire in the World!
And they want all of the other
Billionaires to know that
they have
"The Hookup" with me!...And some of them
give me gifts
that are worth more than
the Retainer!"
"Gee," says the young lady... I'll bet that
you're the only Dentist in the World
like this!...Are you training someone
to eventually take your place?"!
"In a while, I'll
start to think about that...there is one
young Lad coming up...
His name is Doctor Hollywood Report...but...
I don't know about him
and his ways sometimes...
and I see that People love him a lot!
But,
he reminds me of myself,
when I was growing up!...
"Well, is there a place
in the world that
you'd like to see?"
"Yes...when I make it that way,
I'd like to see the
"The SuperTrees" in Singapore!"
Now, another Woman comes
to
Dr. Orala and says,
"Doctor...do you see the end of
that Rainbow
in your yard!...OMG!...
...Oh, yes...
and two Clients
just called for your
services!...The Royal Family
of Monaco, and the
Princess of Rubyopia!...
But Doctor...
If both need to see you immediately...
how will you
work it out?"
And Dr. Orala smiles, laughs,
and says,
"Diplomatically, of course!"
"There's HSR!...
And he's
Bringing The Sunshine With Him!"
May you have many...
..."I have some thing to tell you,
Hollywood!...
It's very important!
And you will want to know!
But...
I'll tell you
Next Week, Okay!"...
..."Tomorrow is not promised to
any of Us!
Its not a given!
But I have an important thing
that can only be done...
...Tomorrow!"
So,
I will prepare for it Today
and just
Pray that Tomorrow Comes!"...
...smiles!
"I made a Delicious Dish for you!...
And I got the pay-per-view Game
that you want to see so bad!
And when all of that is over...
...the
Dishes!"
"Now that you're coming out
of the Studio,
it looks like the
Weather might get Rough!
Looks like we need to
"Batten Down The Hatches!"
Doing some difficult tasks before Breakfast,
or at any other time,
is what I like to do
to celebrate"Me and My Power!"
"Hello!...
I'm Agent Report...
and this is
Agent Kalishkanova!
I'm here to tell you that the
our Black Ops Site
has just been compromised...
and we just
barely made it out!"
Meanwhile...Back at the Espionage Headquarters!...
"Hi, Hunk...
Yeah, you!
How are you?"
"Karen!...Don't sneak up
behind me like that!
Remember, I'm on assignment, and
things are a little antsy for me now!"
Headquarters needs that
Highest Tech Algorithm!...
Do you
"No not yet!
Their Computer Systems are almost unbreakable!"
"Maybe you need to try that
Path Of Least Resistance!
I'll be glad to show you...but first..."
"Yeah, I know...
we have to
go by The Book!"
swimming in My Pool!"
Agent Report!...
I want to go into Espionage
and become a Secret Agent
just like you!
It seems so glamorous...
and you never get hurt!
I want the guys to
look at me
like the Girls
look at you!
And maybe
I can become
Rich and Famous!
What?...It's better if no
one knows what I do?
What a Dud!"
"Doctor Report!...
When I pretreat the
Subgingival Coagulated Biofilm
with some of your
powdered Wingnium Oxide,
and use your
Low-Powered Pulse Laser,
just look
how "The Bad Stuff"
just evaporates!
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