“Really!...I’m A Regular…Dental Building!...This Lightning...At Night...Shows A…Different Side Of Me!...One That...I Hope...You...
...Can’t Resist!...
Welcome to a short Vacation...
worthy of a
Red Carpet Experience!
You and Your
'some Dentists are starting to see 'Alternative
Patients'
Patients'
Smiles
are
remembering to Keep
My Visits!
This
'Many Buyers have Buyer's Remorse'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Real Estate Brokers
who want to
Quickly Unload
Haunted Properties!
All for the sake
Your Phone May
Save You or
Kill You!
All for the sake
of a
Snapshot!
Let's not get Carried Away or
Blown away or
otherwise
Taken Away!...Ya Hear!
...All of You HSRs Out There!
HSR doesn't want to
...All of You HSRs Out There!
HSR doesn't want to
cheat himself out
of 'Days Lived'...so he better act better than
he did in
..."I Just Bought A...194-Year-Old...Dental Practice…That...I Now Know Has...
...Ghosts!... So...Here’s What I Am Going To Do!"...Part 5...
and before that
during
" I Bought A 193 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has
Ghosts!...So...Here’s What I Am Going
To Do!...Part 4..."
and even
anterior to that
TELL ME DOCTOR REPORT,"
ASKS
A GOOD FRIEND, "WHERE ARE YOU
HAVING YOUR
during
"I Just Bought A 192 Year Old Dental Practice…That I Now Know Has
Ghosts!...So
PEOPLE AND 'THINGS'
DON'T WANT
'PRIM AND
PROPER'
DURING HALLOWEEN...
THEY WANT
'RAUNCHY
AND
DISGUSTING!
DON'T WANT
'PRIM AND
DURING HALLOWEEN...
THEY WANT
'RAUNCHY
AND
"SO...
TELL ME DOCTOR REPORT,"
ASKS
HAVING YOUR
FOURTH
ANNUAL
PARTY?"
AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,
I FOUND A
COUPLE OF PLACES
THAT ARE
SORT OF OUT OF THE WAY,
BUT
THE NEIGHBORS WON'T COMPLAIN!"
THEN SHE ASKS,
"ARE YOU
GETTING THE ONE
WITH THE
MOAT?"
YEAH!...THAT WILL BE A GREAT
'CONVERSATION STARTER'
AND A REMINDER FOR PEOPLE
TO BE ON
GOOD BEHAVIOR...MAYBE!" HE RESPONDS...
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A
COUPLE OF SURPRISES
AT THE END?"
"YES, MY DEAR...LIKE
NO ONE HAS
DONE BEFORE!" HSR SMILES...
SO...
WITH THE PARTY ABOUT TO START...
IT SHOULD HAVE A
GOOD TURNOUT
BECAUSE THE BEST
ADVERTISEMENT
IS THROUGH
'WORD OF MOUTH'
AND FROM PARTIERS
FROM PREVIOUS YEARS!
"I WAS HERE LAST YEAR
AND
WE'RE STILL GROOVIN'!"
"YES!...
PEOPLE
ARE GETTING READY
AND LOOKING
THEIR
'HOTTEST!
AND
THEY ARE
ARRIVING AT THE CASTLE
IN MANY WAYS,
LIKE...
...THROUGH THE AIR
AND BY
TRAIN,
AND BY
WITCH'S BROOMS,
(WHAT A DRONE-LIKE VIEW!)
...BY
CAR, AND...
...ALSO BY
PLAIN OLD WALKING!
AND THIS PARTIER SAYS,
EVERYONE'S GONNA
REMEMBER
MY MOVES!"
NOW,
THE LINE AT THE CASTLE
LOOKS LIKE THE
FOLLOW ME INSIDE,
BUT
JUST KNOW
THAT...
YOU
'ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...
'MAGIC IS IN THE AIR!'
EVEN THE GHOSTS
ARE 'INTO IT!'
NOW THESE GUYS SAY,
..."WE WANT THE AWARDS!"
THEN,
THE CROWD CHANTS,
"WE WANT AWARDS, WE WANT AWARDS,
WE WANT AWARDS!
SO,
A SHOW HOST CALLED
ARM-ENIA ARMY, SAYS,
Love Toothbrush®
"Which would you choose...
PARTY?"
AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,
I FOUND A
COUPLE OF PLACES
THAT ARE
SORT OF OUT OF THE WAY,
BUT
THE NEIGHBORS WON'T COMPLAIN!"
THEN SHE ASKS,
"ARE YOU
WITH THE
MOAT?"
YEAH!...THAT WILL BE A GREAT
'CONVERSATION STARTER'
AND A REMINDER FOR PEOPLE
TO BE ON
GOOD BEHAVIOR...MAYBE!" HE RESPONDS...
"AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A
COUPLE OF SURPRISES
"YES, MY DEAR...LIKE
NO ONE HAS
DONE BEFORE!" HSR SMILES...
SO...
WITH THE PARTY ABOUT TO START...
IT SHOULD HAVE A
GOOD TURNOUT
BECAUSE THE BEST
ADVERTISEMENT
IS THROUGH
'WORD OF MOUTH'
AND FROM PARTIERS
FROM PREVIOUS YEARS!
"I WAS HERE LAST YEAR
AND
I MET SOME
'LIKE-MINDED' PEOPLE
AND
"YES!...
PEOPLE
ARE GETTING READY
AND LOOKING
THEIR
'HOTTEST!
AND
THEY ARE
ARRIVING AT THE CASTLE
IN MANY WAYS,
LIKE...
...THROUGH THE AIR
AND BY
TRAIN,
AND BY
WITCH'S BROOMS,
(WHAT A DRONE-LIKE VIEW!)
...BY
CAR, AND...
...ALSO BY
PLAIN OLD WALKING!
AND THIS PARTIER SAYS,
EVERYONE'S GONNA
REMEMBER
NOW,
THE LINE AT THE CASTLE
LOOKS LIKE THE
LINES AT
NIGHT CLUBS!
NOW,
THIS LADY,
WHO GREETS PEOPLE,
SAYS,
"GOOD NIGHT...PEOPLE...
YOU CAN
BUT
THAT...
YOU
'ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK...
...AND...
...REWARD!'"
AND, SO...
THINGS ARE
REVVING UP!...
AND THE BANDS ARE
SETTING THE PEOPLE
OFF!...
AND IN SOME OTHER
CAVERNOUS ROOMS
THE BANDS
PLAY ON!...
OMGOSH!...
...DON'T
HURT YOURSELVES!
WHOA!... HE'S DANCING LIKE
HE WANTS A
DATE LATER ON!...
WILL YA
JUST LOOK AT THESE GUYS!
THE MUSIC AND
THE BEATS...
ARE INFECTIOUS!...
AND IT'S ONE FOR ALL
AND
ALL FOR ONE!
HEY!...HOW DOES
HE DO IT?
"GO ON AND...
GET IT SISTAS!"
"HEY, SWITCH BLADE!...
YOU'RE ALWAYS
LOOSING YOUR HEAD AT THESE THINGS!"
WAIT!... AM I
SEEING WHAT
I'M SEEING?
...NO...
...COMMENT!....
IT'S AS IF...
'MAGIC IS IN THE AIR!'
EVEN THE GHOSTS
ARE 'INTO IT!'
NOW THESE GUYS SAY,
..."WE WANT THE AWARDS!"
THEN,
THE CROWD CHANTS,
"WE WANT AWARDS, WE WANT AWARDS,
WE WANT AWARDS!
SO,
A SHOW HOST CALLED
ARM-ENIA ARMY, SAYS,
"IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE
AT THE
PART OF THE SHOW
WHERE WE RECOGNIZE
THE
'BEST OF THE BEST' AND THE
'WORST OF THE WORST!'...
SO,
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
THE AWARD FOR THE
'COOLEST ZOMBIE,'
BY POPULAR VOTE,
GOES TO
MORTEMER 'SCABBY' JONES!...
...COME ON UP, SCABBY!"
"THANK YOU MISS ARMY...
...THIS IS THE
THE BEST THING
THAT'S
HAPPENED TO ME...
...EVER!...THANK YOU,
MY FELLOW _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E R S !
NOW THE CROWD ROWDILY CHEERS
WITH A VENGEANCE!
"OKAY, YOU SCUMBAGS" SAYS ARM-ENIA
MAKING THE PEOPLE CLAP
LOUDLY...AGAIN...
"THE WINNER OF THE
'PRETTIEST VAMPIRE'
GOES TO
DOROTHY
HEMOGLOBIN!...COME ON UP DOROTHY!
HERE YOU ARE!"
AND...
THE WINNER
OF THE
'UGLIEST SMILE' CONTEST
IS
MATILDA
BONE MARROW!"
NOW...
...'THE COUNT', PRESENTS HIMSELF TO
THE CROWD AND SAYS,
"NIGHT LIVERS' AND 'DAY LIVERS'...
IT HAS BEEN MY DISTICT PLEASURE
TO CELEBRATE THIS
TIME OF YEAR WITH YOU!...
I HAVE HAD A
'GHOULISHLY GOOD TIME!...
...HOW ABOUT YOU?"
AND THE WHOLE CASTLE ERUPTS
IN A THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE!
"WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL!...
...ALL OF YOU...
GHOSTS, GOBLINS, ZOMBIES,
WITCHES, VAMPIRES, FREAKS,
...OH...AND I CAN'T FORGET...'HUMANS'"...
AND THE CROWD GOES
CRAZY AGAIN!...
..."THE SUN
IS ABOUT TO RISE
IN HOURS,
MY BRETHREN,"
CONTIUNES
THE COUNT, "AND...
...THAT'S MY SIGN
TO
'START MY ROUNDS!'...
BUT... I LEAVE YOU BY
THANKING
DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,
AND EVERY 'BEAST'
HELPING OUT...
...AND ...ESPECIALLY...
TO ALL OF YOU 'DEGENERATES'
...AT THE PARTY!...
GOOD NIGHT
AND SEE YA NEXT YEAR!"
SO,
THE PARTY 'KEEPS HOPPING'
NONSTOP!...
...
AND AS THE
ACTION
KEEPS UP
UNABATED,
A LADY COMES TO DOCTOR REPORT
AND TELLS HIM,
"THERE'S SOMEONE WHO
WANTS
TO
SEE YOU...PLEASE GO TO THE
CASTLE IN THE
BACK YARD!"...
SO,
DOCTOR REPORT GOES
TO THE HOUSE IN
THE BACK AND,
ON HIS WAY THERE
HE
NOTICES A LOUD
FLURRY
OF COMMOTION!...
FINALLY REACHING THE DOOR,
SOMEONE
OPENS IT...
AND SHE SAYS,
"THANKS FOR THE PARTY,
EVERYONE
IS HAVING A GREAT TIME!...BUT
I WANT TO ASK YOU...
...DOES THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
TO YOU...
...EVER CHANGE?"
AND HOLLYWOOD SAYS,
"NO...NOT REALLY!"
"WELL THEN..." SHE CONTINUES,
...WOULD YOU LIKE OUR DANCE
TO BE IN THE
BALLROOM
OR
ON THE
BALCONY?"
Love Toothbrush®
"Which would you choose...
...to run out of...
"Go down this cave
and past a Merry-Go-Round...
Fire
looks like it's
May you have many...
Fruitions of Past Planning!"...
....Money...
...or time?
Well!...
Things are 'Looking Up!
I just Graduated from
USC Dental School!...And...
I'm about to
Get My
First Dental
Office!...Yay!...
All those years of
Study...
are about to
'Pay Off!'...
...Big Time...Yes!...
So...as I drive down the
highway,
to the Dental Building,
I think about some of
My
Professors
and some of the Clinical
Instructors
that helped Me!
Oh,
...and I also think of some of
My Classmates
and Dental
Auxiliary
help...
and especially
my Dental School
Patients
who helped me
keep a
'Proper Perspective!'
Yes!...I'm going to
make a lot of
Patients Smile
better through My
Efforts!
So, I'm on My Way
to see
The Place I
just bought
to Practice
My Profession
of
Dentistry!
Hip Hip Hooray!
But the only Time I can Visit the Building,
without
waiting a long Time
is to
just drive there Myself!
Right Now!...
So, I'm
almost there!
This
Dental/Medical Office Building
that I have yet to see...
has been
on the market
for Years,
and...
...it is priced
almost
'Next To Nothing!'
So, I bought it!...
...Sight Unseen!
Which...now that I think
about it...I'd wonder if...
...I'd
do it again!
But...be that as it may!...
Now,
I'm at the place
and I
park my car
across the street from it!
"Wow,"
I exclaim...
"One can say that
it
'Has Potential!'...
However...it does look a
'little scary'
right now,"
I think to myself,
"but in the day light,
I just know that
it looks Just Great!"...
So, I
get to one of the Front Gates,
and I think,
"My...what opulent
Iron Work!...
Then...
...the gate...OMG!...
opens for me!...
"But, wait!"
I ask myself,
"is someone here expecting me?"
So,
not at all scared...too much...
I stride along
the walkway
to the front door,
and to the side I see
'Something...
on
the Lawn!
Now I think,
Wow!...That sure
is a
'Conversation Starter!'"
But Suddenly...
some
frightened Bats
Scatter!..
But Wait!...Oh No!
Now...
They...
...Have Their Eyes
...on Me!
So I run and
hide behind some Bushes
and cover Myself
with My Arms
trying to swat Them Away!
And after a short while,
"Whew!," I say
to myself, "that was a close one!
...I think I'll go to the
Front Door and See inside!"
And on my way,
I see
some
'Unusual Flowers!'
And further along, Whoa!...
there's a
Statue that
I may have to
Remove later on!
"Oh," I think, "and there's
one Statute that
I'll just leave!"
"Hey!...Am I seeing Something?" I say,
as I think I see
Something on the side
moving
in the Dark!
Well, whatever!...
Okay...
...so...
I cautiously
walk up the stairs
and...
on the way to the Door...
...Crap!...
...I
fall
into a
Trap Door
Hole!
Ooooh
Nooooo!....
So, after taking a quick
Inventory...
..I'm not hurt!
"Prezalo!"
OMG!
a weird
Moonrise!
Whoa!...
Now, I get up to
the front door
and I finally
get it open
after some
strenuous effort!...
So, once inside...
the Main Foyer looks like a classic!
and...
looking to the side...
I open a door
What's this!
a "Book
Lover's Dream!"
And there's even a side
library!
But...Yikes!
On the desk...someone speaks!
"Hi there, Sir,"
says the person
in the crystal ball...
"I know that
you're the new owner...
and I want to
properly introduce my self!
I'm Stella Mysteria...
And all of us here
want to
peacefully coexist with you!"
Now, I,
the Dentist say,
"Who do you mean by 'all of us?'"
Stella continues,
"We are a whole community here...
This place used to be a
Dental and a Medical office,
and a
Coroner's office
and a Mortuary...
and I can go on and on...
...They didn't tell you that?," she adds...
"Not in the slightest!," the Dentist shoots back...
"Well, I can tell,"
says Stella,
"that we're going
to get to know
each other very well...
...starting tonight!"
Then, suddenly,
a loud "Ka-Boom!"
noise
from lightening and thunder,
shakes everything...as if on cue!
Stella now smiles
and says, "Please joins us
in the foyer!"
So, I go back
to the foyer...
and I see some
apparitions dancing around!...
"Good Night, Young Man!
I want to welcome you, the New Owner,
to your new,
and
our, old place!"
"Whuu Whoo!" says the guy swinging on
the chandelier!...
...as some others still dance on.
"Oh,"
says the guy
at the head of the table,
"It's Pluto's birthday today!"
"Happy Birthday, Pluto,"
says the Dentist...
Thanks, Mister Dentist Man, Sir...
...but I don't want to
blow the candles
out yet...
...I want to just see the fires burn!"
admits Pluto...
"Well, you are free
to join us
at our sit down...
...you might be here
for a while... you know"...
says the guy to the Dentist...
"And then,
I'll leave?" asks the Dentist,
as he looks at the front door...
"That's what you think!,"
laughs this lady
by the plants!
"Ha Ha Haaa!" laughs
this ghost coming
downstairs!
"Well, Doctor," says the head guy, "you're free
to go!"
Then,
they all start laughing
at me!...
"You can go if you can
make it out!" say this guy...
Then,
The Dentist
remembers this movie
where this happens!
Oh, No!
So,
without saying a word,
the Dentist starts to run,
down any hall way!
And,
he escapes past
this creature!
And
as he runs,
a picture flies off
a wall at him...
"Crap!...
I gotta jam outta here
before they get me!,"
I cry out loud!
So, I run down
this hall way
then turn
the corner and
go down this way...
...but...all of a sudden
this thing says,
"I'm lost...can you please help me!"
Now, I run another way...
but...
I eventually see this!
And as I
run some more,
I rush by a woman
who
tries to talk
to me...
and this
prompts me to
...jump,
head first,
out of the nearest window!
"Crash!"
"Yeah...I'm free!"
"OMG!...
There's an
open gate!
Freedom!...
I'm outta here!"
...
But,
with his first step
past the gate...
'It' starts!...
...The Wind!...
...the clouds!...
...and the lights
...And now,
the
down pouring rains!...
OMG!...
"The rain is
burning my skin!
Dagnabbit!
I've got to go back inside...
But, I'll hide
in a different area," I say!
So, I hurriedly,
but reluctantly
go back in...
to escape
the searing acid rain!...
But...wait...
As I run back.
there's a noise behind me!
The Dentist turns around and says,
"Oh No!"
"Here
comes trouble!
And on
the other side
is a
friend of hers?!"
Now
the Dentist sees a
possible doorway to get in!
And he runs inside
and
secures the
door
"Six Ways to Sunday!"
Now, it's quiet!...almost...
...too quiet!
So,
he tip toes
past a room
and says
"OMG!...
When is this _ _ _ _
gonna stop!"
Whoa!
Another room he passes
has a woman...
that he needs to
get away from!
And after
just barely getting by
these grabbing hands
Whew!
Now, I get to this door,
but I
change my mind a little!
because,
I don't want it to be
this kind of door!
However...
something is now coming at me
from down the hall...
...so...I have to
run into the room!
And,
you know that I
slam the door!
Then after an
extended quiet moment...
"Hello, Doctor Dentist!, says this
scary doll.
And this doll says,
"Yes, Hello there, Sir!
It's so good to see you!...
...Agnes and Montella,"
he says,
Let's give our new guest...
..."The Treatment!"
Now,
determined more than ever
to escape out of here,
I 'burn rubber'
out of the room
and then,
after a while...
I slow down...
and...
the hallway is quiet,
so, I see some stairs
to go down
but,
to be on the safe side,
I walk down the stairs backwards
to see if
anything's coming
down the hall
behind me!
...
But,
before I take some
more steps down...
I turn and see
..."Oh, Crap!"...
So,
as I go back up...
"Sir...come this way...
...right now!," says this
Pretty Lady!
And she asks,
"What is it that
you seek?"
"I just want to go home!," I cry to her!
"Well," she says,
as she takes a seat,
..."It's been a long time
since I last talked to anyone...
...you won't mind
staying and
keeping me Company?"
"No!...I just want to leave!" whimpers the Dentist!
Well, If you insist....
...go through that door and
you'll see my friend...
she'll tell you what to do!...
...Bye bye, Mr. Pretty!"
"Thank you!" I say
and go through this door
and this person says,
"Go down this cave
and past a Merry-Go-Round...
...and past my trusty
guard,
and into a secret room"...
...where this Woman says,
"I've been expecting you!...
Rumor has it that
you want something
very urgently...well...
I shall tell you now...
what your next move
should be!"
Now, I, the Dentist,
listen very carefully,
as I
look out the window
to My Desperate Freedom!
....
So,
So,
here I am
a Dentist,
looking for a Unique Place
to Practice Dentistry,
and I am actually ending up in a
place that
I urgently want to escape!...
And this Fortune Teller
is going to tell Me
what My Next Move should be!...
Now,
as she studies her Sphere,
I look outside
the window
to one side,
and I see some
People doing a
Fire
Dance!...
...Witch...I mean...Which
is No Place for Me!...
Okay, so I look back to
talk to the
Fortune Teller,
but...
She disappears!...
Wow! And I take that
as a cue for
myself to
disappear Out of That Room!
So,
heading down
a hallway,
I pass one room
where a Person says,
"I can share with You
the Whole History
of This place
...right now...if You'd like!"
Without answering,
I walk fast down the Hall,
but...
I start to hear a strange noise...so...I...
just barely peek
at
whatever it is
around the corner,
and...Golly!...
...this 'Thing'...
looks like it's
on the Lookout
for it's
next Unsuspecting Victim!...
So,
I tip toe quietly so as
not to be
discovered...
...and move on...
However I come to a door that
looks too
'suspicious!'
Then...slowly...
this Woman appears
and says,
"Hi!...It's You!
...Believe it or not,
I actually have
a
Nice Time here...as long as...
I stay in this room!...
...Please join Me!"
But the Dentist doesn't trust
this person, which keeps him ....consistent!...
But now...
he hears something approaching
down the way...
which makes him...
'run for his Life' again,
while this Being says,
"Good!...He's
Headed right for My Trap!"
May you have many...
..."The Present is the
Strongest Part of the Time Line!...
That's where True Action Takes Place!
And for the Future,
when You Strategically Plan
the actions to
perform when the
Present takes place,
The Future will show the
Fruitions of Past Planning!"...
..."I've always been
...'Down for Doctor Report!'"...
..."Oh, these?...
...I had to...
...fight off a Couple of Zombies!"...
...fight off a Couple of Zombies!"...
..."I Study the Effects of
Halloween on the Human Psyche!...
And the Conclusions I come to
are
keep it
'Light and Simple'
and do not
Search for Deeper Meanings!"...
...Smiles!
“I’m going to miss Halloween when it’s over,
but
I can still think about it
when
I’m in the Dark!”
“Being a Tooth Fairy to Vampire Kids
means I
...work in the Daytime!”
Sometimes, Satisfaction Has To...
...Travel Over A Distance!...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where...
...Where We All Love Marge!
Dental Hygiene Wars!
“That Hygienist is History!...
...Now,
...where’s another one?”
“This is ‘Plaque Playground’ because there’s no
‘Scaling People’ around!”
"I must stay
360 degrees vigilant...
because
the Enemy is
Forever Tricky and Fluid!"
"I got all of them!...
...Now...
"I'm taking My Time
because
This PDL ain't
going Nowhere!"
"Some Loves are...
...too asphyxiating!"
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