imagination...so that, you and I can see
"Closed Eye To Closed eye!
"Attention, Everyone...
HSR is on and
"Smoothly Simmerin'!"
"So,
you say that you're
"Ready To Dive In!"
but,
not in this water?...
...then,
"Dive Into?!"...This Blog?"
"You can't run...
and
you can't hide,
Hollywood!...
Start Your
Pushups!"
"I Love my new Furry Wrap!
It warms me up quickly...
...just like
you do!"
"The sweet sounds of the birds,
the gentle Wind, the
soft clinging of the Chimes...
Dr. Report,
I "Zen" You!"
"He'll be here
any minute now...
And when I see him...
..."Attack!"
"Hi, "Oh Literate One!"...
The Rains have passed,
and everything's so fresh!...
Come on and sit
or
lazily lay
next to Me!"...
"Dr. Smiles Report!
Hi there!
My... it's good to see you!
I saw you at the Library!
I was studying the
plays of Shakespeare!
What were you reading?
OMGosh...I Love that Book, too!
"HSR...
Do you like Salt
or
Sugar the best?"
"Hollywood!...
What would you like...
for Lunch?"
"Reader!...
Good to see you!...
I am your "All Seeing And All Knowing Guide"
that's "Large And In Charge!"
Up Close!
Don't Come Soft...unless...
...you're a "Softie!"
Then,
in that case
Come Real Soft!
...I'mmm
lookin' at ya!
"Thank you,
Miss "Large Know It All!"
"After looking at your place, Dr. Report...
I have a couple of ideas
on how to enhance the decor...
But if you want this to be a
"Lover's Suite"...
I'll have to try that out, too!"
"I'm grateful for the chance
to speak,
Miss "See It And Charge It With A Credit Card!"
"OMG!...
I really liked our "Dining Experience" last night!
it was hot and succulent
and tender and juicy!
and now,
I'll talk about the food!"....
"I just want to see Hollywood so much!...
Miss "I Know It When I See It!"
"You can finish crossing the bridge, Hollywood...
You can do it!
Don't be scared!...
If you cross it,
I'll let you play with my
"Sweet Bippy!""
"Instead of using a comb,
HSR...
I just Love using your fingers!"
"Yeah!...
...that ol' HSR
just Loves him some Hairs...straight and curly!
Oh...And Reader...
As I look at you...
..."You're Beautiful!""
"Now Let The Games
Begin!"
"No, HSR,
a Recliner and a Big Screen
can't fit under here!"
"I'm trying to take your picture...
so could you look into the camera,
instead of
staring at my..."
"HSR,
I know that your Birthday is still a
couple of months away,
but
can we start
Celebrating Early?"
Like I like to say...
you and your
"being in Love is one thing,
and being in "The Clutches
Of Love"
is another!"...
smiles
are
happily and adventurously
on the road,
with a
Okay...We crawl
before we walk,
and we walk before
we run...
But not for HSR!
He has always had
a problem with
going fast!...
...even if he is not
in the Race!
So,
he tries the Hurdles!
but
after some
coaching,
the Coach says,
"HSR...
You are improving on your
Rolling Technique...Good!
...
But,
don't let a Beautiful Woman running
catch his eye because
"Stuff Will
Happen!"
"I'll help you with your Term Paper, Mr. Report,
but
not for "Pro Bono"...
I'll do it for
"Bono Pro!"
Your Illustrious Episode for This Week
is brought to you by
a Big Time Marching Band
which will be
acting out the whole thing!
"Miss Ely L. July
...you can come in and
see Dr. Report, now!"
Hey, Folk!...
it looks like HSR also has an appointment!...
a "Date With Destiny," hisself!
Because last time
during
"She Has A "Summa Cum Laude" Smile!,"
HSR is on break
OF COURSE,
FROM
THAT SOARING PILLAR OF STOMATOLOGY,
"U. S. "MF" C."
HSR IS ENJOYING THE BEACH
IN EUROPE, SPECIFICALLY,
DECHI BEACH, BY THE HOOK OF
HOLLAND!
AND HSR MEETS A LADY
NAMED BENTHE
AT AN OUTDOOR CAFE...
SO, THEY TALK A LITTLE
AND HSR TELLS HER
THAT HE WANTS TO RIDE
A BIKE
ALL THE WAY
TO ROTTERDAM!
SO,
SHE TELLS HIM WHERE A BIKE SHOP IS....
THEN,
SHE ASKS HSR,
"DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?"
"NOT IN HOLLAND!" HE SAYS,
MAKING HER LAUGH A LITTLE...
"WELL, HSR,
BEFORE YOU GO,
I'D LIKE TO
GIVE YOU SOMETHING,
SINCE
YOU'RE NEW TO MY COUNTRY!"
NOW,
BENTHE WALKS AROUND AND
LOOKS HSR IN THE EYE
AND SULTRILY AND ROMANTICALLY PLANTS
"COME BACK FOR ME SOON"
KISS
ON HIS CHEEK!
"MY OTHER CHEEK IS JEALOUS!"
HE JOKES,
SO,
SHE REPEATS IT
ON THE OTHER CHEEK!
"HSR,"
SHE SMILES, "...I COULD SPEND ALL DAY WITH YOU!...
...AND ALL NIGHT! HA HA!...
I COME HERE ALL THE TIME,
SO,
IF YOU'RE EVER BACK HERE
LOOK ME UP...AND DOWN!...
THEN,
SHE GIVES "THE WINK AND THE
MAKING HSR
SO,
HSR GIVES THE SAME WINK BACK
AND
STARTS TO WALK DOWN
AND HE PASSES BY SOME FRIENDLY
BIKE PEOPLE
ON THE
WAY
TO THE BIKE SHOP, AND
ON THE WAY, HE MEETS A LADY THAT LIKES TO WALK
AND
TALK
ABOUT TIRE PRESSURES AND BRAKING DISTANCES
AND THAT IT'S NOT GOOD TO GO
ALL OUT...AND...
SHE WANTS TO MEET HSR AT THE SAME PLACE
TOMORROW...
"PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE REALLY "CARBON-FOOTPRINT CONSCIOUS,
AS THEY GO ON
ABOUT THEIR DAY!" THINKS HSR...
AND,
AFTER SOME WALKING
THROUGH THE CITY,
"HERE IT IS!" SAYS HSR
SO, HE WALKS INSIDE...
"HI SIR, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU?"
SAYS THIS
LADY...
"HI THERE...
I JUST NEED A BIKE
TO TRAVEL THE COUNTRYSIDE!"
EXPLAINS HSR....
"NICE," SAYS THE LADY,
"WE HAVE PLENTY TO CHOOSE FROM,
LIKE THAT
ELECTRIC ONE OUT THERE,
THAT CAN HAUL MAJOR
"A!""
"NAW," SAYS HSR,
" I JUST WANT A PLAIN ONE FOR NOW."
"OKAY!"
THEN THE LADY SAYS,
"WELL,
JUST GO ON IN THE BACK...
...KEESHA
WILL HELP YOU."
"THANK YOU," SAYS HSR...
NOW,
HE WALKS BACK
AND SEES KEESHA.
"HI THERE, MISS KEESHA!," SAYS HSR...
"I CAN TELL
RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT
YOU'RE AMERICAN!" SAYS KEESHA,
"AND SOME OF THESE LADIES
HERE ARE
GONNA SNACTH YOU UP,
AND BLOW YOUR MIND,
IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, BOY!"
"THANKS FOR THE WARNING, KEESH!"
SAYS HSR...
"YOU JUST MET ME AND
YOU'RE ALREADY CALLING ME "KEESH!...
YOU SURE ARE
TAKING SOME LIBERTIES!" LAUGHS KEESHA...
...
OKAY,
SO, HSR IS PROCESSED THROUGH AND
HE GETS A GOOD STURDY BIKE!...
NOW,
AS HE
RIDES, HE THINKS ABOUT
TIMES PAST WHEN HE HAD A BIKE LIKE
PEE WEE HERMAN!
AND WHILE TRAVELING EAST, HE GIVES A HIGH
FIVE TO A FELLOW BIKER!
AND HE REMEMBERS A SCENE FROM ONE
OLD MOVIE AND
ANOTHER!...
SO,
HSR PASSES SOME PEOPLE
ON THE ROAD
AND
ONE LADY SAYS THAT
"SHE "NEEDS TO GET PUMPED"...
WITH SOME AIR
IN THE TIRES!...
BUT,
HSR
DOESN'T HAVE A PUMP!...
SO,
HE KEEPS ON GOING...
SOON HE PASSES AN
AIRPORT!...
AND THEN
HE SEES...
OMG!...
THE
THEEPOT!
AND,
AS IT GETS DARK,
HE SEES OTHER
SPECTACULAR STUFF!
NOW,
WITH HIS NIGHT LIGHT ON
HSR FINDS HIMSELF
JUST SORT OF
LOST
AND
REAL TIRED AND
TUCKERED OUT
AND
HE'S HERE!...
...BY SOME RED LIGHTS!
"WHERE AM I?"
HSR ASKS HIMSELF!...
THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
A WOMAN SAYS,
"HEY, YOUNG MAN...
THERE IS AN
EMERGENCY ON THE STREETS!
BRING YOUR BIKE IN,
AND
COME WITH ME
TO GET OFF
OF THE STREETS!"
NOW,
HSR SAYS,
"AN EMERGENCY?...
WELL,
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU...
TO OFFER SHELTER!
...I THINK I'LL
TAKE YOU UP
ON THAT OFFER!"
...
"COME ON IN," SHE SAYS,
"I'M NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF EMERGENCY IT IS
BUT,
JUST TO BE SAFE,
IT'S BEST TO BE INSIDE!"
SO,
HE LOOKS AROUND THE PLACE,
A LITTLE
AND HE SEES SOME
WOMEN...
"IF YOU WANT TO,
HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE FOR A MINUTE!"
SAYS THE LADY WHO LET HIM IN...
"OKAY,"
SAYS HSR AS HE TAKES A SEAT...
THEN,
HE MOVES A LITTLE
CLOSER TO THE WINDOW,
JUST TO GET AN INNOCENT LOOK OUTSIDE!
THEN,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SOME WOMEN ON THE STREET
START TO GATHER AROUND
HIS "WINDOW!"...
NOW,
HSR CAN HEAR SOME OF THEM SAY,
"I WANT HIM!,"
AS THEY POINT
AND GIGGLE TO EACH OTHER
THEN,
A NUMBER OF THEM
WALK FROM THE WINDOW,
AND
THEY SEEM TO BE
GOING TO THE FRONT DOOR
OF THIS PLACE!
AND IN A MINUTE OR TWO,
HSR CAN HERE THE PEOPLE SPEAK
AT THE FRONT DESK,
"WE WANT TO PAY FOR THAT GUY IN THE WINDOW...
...HERE'S THE CASH!
AND A LADY SAYS,
NONE OF THE GUYS ARE WORKING NOW!"
AND THE WOMEN SHOUT BACK TO HER,
"WE SAW HIM...
...AND HE'S JUST THE ONE
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!
HERE'S THE MONEY...
PLEASE GIVE HIM TO US!"
...
NOW,
HSR IS FINALLY
PUTTING TWO AND TWO TOGETHER, AND
HE THINKS TO HISSELF,
"AWW, MAN...I'M IN A
"GOOD LOVE MARKETPLACE!...AND
THOSE WOMEN
COMING FOR ME ARE
GONNA TAKE OUT SOME OF THEIR
FANTASIES, AND FETISHES
OUT ON ME!"
SO NOW,
HSR,
WALKS PAST AN OPEN DOOR
AND SEES A LADY
AND SHE SAYS TO HIM,
"HEI KOMEA!
HALUAISITKO...
...KUULKAA YKSI FABLE?"
AND HSR DOESN'T UNDERSTAND, SO
HE KEEPS WALKING...
NOW HE
SEES A DOOR,
AND HE DECIDES TO
GO INTO THAT ROOM...
...HE TIPTOES INSIDE,
AND
HE'S NOT SURPRISED TO SEE ...
A BED!
SO
HE DECIDES TO
GET UNDER THE BED AND HIDE!
AND
JUST AS HE
MAKES IT UNDER THERE,
HE HEARS TWO PEOPLE
COME IN THE ROOM AND
JUMP ON THE BED!
.....
NOW HE HEARS THEM
SAY THINGS LIKE,
"Jeg vil sætte mustard på din hotdog!"
AND
"Ik wil warme chocolademelk en marshmallows!"
WHILE,
ALL OF THIS TIME,
THE BED SHAKES WILDLY
WITH "EARTHQUAKES OF AMOUR!"
AND,
AFTER A WHILE,
THINGS SETTLE DOWN, AND
THE TWO PEOPLE LEAVE....
"NOW'S MY CHANCE
TO GET OUT OF HERE!," THINKS HSR...
SO, HE GETS FROM UNDER THE BED,
AND STANDS UP,
THEN
WALKS TO THE DOOR
AND OPENS IT
A LIITLE
AND STICKS HIS HEAD OUT TO SEE
DOWN THE HALL...
BUT...
OH NO!
....
"THERE HE IS," THOSE HUNGRY WOMEN SHOUT
AND POINT TO HIM...
"LET'S GET HIM!"
SO,
HSR RUNS BACK INTO THE ROOM
BUT
HE CAN'T SHUT THE DOOR!
NOW THE WOMEN BARGE IN,
AND THIS ONE SAYS,
"DON'T WORRY, BABY...
I JUST
WANT TO WATCH!"
NOW THIS LADY SAYS,
"I JUST NEED TO
HOLD HANDS AND HUG!"
AND NOW...
SHE SAYS,
" I JUST WANT MY MONEY'S WORTH!"
AND LASTLY,
THIS ONE GRINS,
"RIGHT NOW,
I JUST WANT TO LIVE
ONE "POP" AT A TIME!"
...
NOW...
A BIG PART OF
HSR IS
SO
VERY FRIGHTENED!
BUT,
A TINY
YET SIGNIFICANT
PART OF HIM
THINKS
"..."
"I thought that I lost you,
HSR...
but now...
I feel much better!"
Love Toothbrush®
"When you think about it...all you may have is ...your Word...
and...
your
Smile!"
One of the most important properties of
Living Things is that
these "Life Forms"
grow and
proliferate!
Living Cells can,
of course, even grow on rocks!
...like Moss!
But in this running stream environment,
Moss doesn't grow abundantly
on the rocks underwater!
So living things grow where they can.
These tiny little "Animalcules"
can really do well
in places that are warm and undisturbed,
as long as there is also some nutrition.
Microorganisms so inclined,
may find an ideal niche in Films,
or Biofilms.
Dental Biofilms come dressed up as
Plaque
Build up,
or "Teeth Jam!"
AKA "Southern Butter!"
"What are you
doing?"
And "Some Small New Friends"
can grow
between the toes on our feet...
better known as "Toe Jam!"
Which is not to be confused with
the
"Jam" that we liked as kids!
So,
the Question is:
which is worse,
Teeth Jam or Toe Jam?
It's good to know!
Well, Teeth Jam Build Up can cause gums to swell
and bleed easily!...
and eventually
"Hey...why you
showin' dis ____!
Here,
sadly,
the Dental Plaque has hardened into
Calculus!
Now,
it has to get scraped
off!
And OMG!...Here
the Teeth Jam has "Won The War!"
"Excuse me, Sir,
that's disgusting...
now...
I gotta"...!
And Toe Jam run amok can
make things
really unsanitary!
"OMG!, Doc!
I just ate!"
Bacterial infections
and
fungal infections
can predictably occur!
Would you like to see
a "Worse Case Scenario?"
"Oh, please, oh, please, oh please...
No!"
Well then,
please keep practicing adequate
Oral and Bodily
hygiene...
...frequently!
If those toes play in the dirt...
...then,
you know what to do
after, right?
And,
after eating food or
dessert,
floss, brush, and rinse to
freshen things up before
"Beddy-Bye Time!"
Oh yes,
and
take extra care
if you have a
Dental
Grill
and if you like to wear
"Toe Grills!"
That's right...
minimize
"The
Jam!"...so that
you are more
pleasant to be around!
Well...
...to each, his, or her, own!
Wait!...is that the possible mixing of Teeth and Toe Jam?
"Uugggh!"
"Mmmmm...
I might
be able to get a
out of that!"
"Doctor...
"Well...
I don't!"
and Pandas,
gather no "Jam!"
"Hollywood!...
The Judge is banging his Gavel
and agrees!...
We are all
"Guilty of Love!"
"Aceasta este legea Romantismului!"
"I want to put my Jam
på din jordnötssmör!
Vänligen blogga lite lebende bilder!
May you have many...
..."I perceive your strong presence, HSR,
with all of my senses!
But,
I must be careful
because,
once
I lay my eyes on you,
I then
must have
"Big Scoops Of You!"
"Hey there,
"My Sweet and Buttery Hollywood!"
You left some stuff at my place!...
Oh, you did it on purpose?...
...as an excuse to hold me again?
Well, I'm going to hold you more!"...
"This Open Ocean is so...
so..
Serene!
It's so open!...
So many possibilities!
I can even do so many
possible things!
Oh no!
I dropped my plastic plane!
It just has my phone number...
but I wanted to put a
Finder's Message on it!
I wasn't ready to send it!
Well...
if whoever finds it, calls...
they won't get the message"...
..."Come here
and
remove my
Lipstick!"...
"How'd you get to be Beautiful?
I told you that it was, "My Way Or The Highway!"
And you let me have
My Way while we were on My Highway!"
"Arah and my Little Ones!
There's HSR down there!
Let's catch up, and
warn him about the dangers that await him
in his Next Adventure!"
"Hollywood...
I can hear you on my ear piece!...
Okay...
I'll have
lunch with you only
under one condition...
and that is
that
I have Dinner with you, too!"
"HSR!...
Now that your work is done...
Do you still want to fit me into
your favorite "Empress's New Clothes"
that you made for me?
"I'm Game Now!""
"Hey Folk!
I've been reading this Blog for years!
Dr. Winge's Weekly Adventures
have an impact on me and how
I see Dentists and Dentistry
and how and why
"Living With Love" is so very important!
Plus,
I like all of the colors
when I see everything
on the Big Screen!
And I like to see myself
on these pages, too,
I admit!
"Wow!...
This Party is Huge...
I'll have to find a way to get
HSR's attention!"
"I think I'll stand in that line
where some Women are waiting to
take Pictures
with Him!"
"Justina!...
Wow!...
I'm glad that you could make it to My Party!"
"Sir Hollywood Smiles Report!...
You know that I wouldn't miss it for the World!
But,
can I
speak to you in private,
just for a sec?"
"Sure, Justina...
Let's go into the VIP Suite!"
"Dr. Report...
Smooches!...
Are we still on for
next week in Finland?"
""Hey, Vibea!...
of course!
But, it's going to be
'All Work and No Play!"
"Of Course!...
Just
like last time!"
"HSR...
Some of the Girls at
our dancing class say that
sometimes you have
"Two Left Feet!"
Two Left Feet!"
"Well
Thanks for having My Back, Heretia!
I'll Thank You!!"
"Come on...
...My Mind!
Figure out a way!...
to make
Me
"Irresistible" to
HSR!
"Hey, HSR...
Over here!"
"Let's take a stroll!
...
And
after they walk awhile,
holding hands,
she takes a seat
and says,
"Everything feels so
Natural when I'm with you!
Can you tell me that
exciting story again...
about the
Lions and the Tigers?"
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