Friday, March 29, 2024

Dentist 'Sees The City'...Through...People's Cell Phone Live Streams!...



FOR THIS EPISODE, 


THE CURIOUS DENTIST, 


DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,



WANTS TO SEE 


HIS HOME CITY 


UPCLOSE AND PERSONAL 


BY 


VIEWING THE 


DOCUMENTED HAPPENINGS 


OF THE PEOPLE BY SEEING 


WHAT THEY 



STREAM 


ON THEIR CELL PHONES...


YES!...THE GOOD!…THE BAD!…AND THE VERY QUESTIONABLE!...


FOR ALL TO SEE, AND POSSIBLY LIKE 


AND HOPEFULLY VIEWERS 


WILL SUBSCRIBE 


TO THE UPLOADER'S


CHANNELS, 


SO THAT THE CONTENT CREATORS 


CAN FEEL BETTER 


ABOUT THEMSELVES, 


AND 


UPLOAD MORE CRAZY STUFF!

 



NOW, 


THE DENTIST IS LOOKING 


AT THE FIRST STREAM, 


A GUY FLIRTS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE 


TO A TORNADO!...



...FORTUNATELY, IT’S NOT ‘SHARKNADO!’…




NEXT,


OH, BOY! 


I KNOW THAT THIS DOG 


IS JUST PLAYING 


WITH THE 



BABY, 


BUT, 


DOES THE BABY LIKE IT?...  




OMGOSH!......ONE GUST OF WIND 


THE WRONG WAY, 


AND, 


THAT WILL BE, INSTEAD OF 



‘ALL SHE WROTE,’ IT’LL BE ‘ALL SHE STREAMED!’ 

 

 




WAIT A MINUTE!...A 



CHICKEN DID THAT?...

 





WHOA!...


BREAKDANCING IS NOW AN OLYMPIC SPORT 


AND 


THIS GUY IS 



PROBABLY GONNA BE ON THE TEAM!




 

HEY, WHAT’S WRONG WITH A 


FRIENDLY GAME OF DICE…



AS LONG 


AS IT STAYS ‘FRIENDLY!’

 





CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?...


...I CAN...


AND 



GIRLS AND GUYS 



AREN’T ‘JUST TAKING IT ANYMORE!’





 

LOOK AT THIS!  


SOME ONE PUT A ‘FILTER’ 



ON THEIR STREAM!

 




CELL PHONES ARE GREAT FOR


HELPING TO 



APPLY MAKE-UP…


AND 



FOR CHECKING THE HAIR...OKAY!




 

MY, ISN’T THIS GUY A 



LITTLE ‘TRICKY!’





 

WHAT? 


AN ATHLETIC 



PENGUIN IN SLOW MOTION!...THAT’S COOL!





THIS GUY MESSED UP AND HAD 


ANOTHER WOMAN MISTAKENLY


SHOW UP ON HIS SELFIE,


AND WHEN HIS GIRLFRIEND SAW IT...WELL...



...OUCH!





WAIT!...IS THIS REAL?


A GENETICIST RECORDS 


A BOTCHED GENETICS EXPERIMENT AND...


HE SURVIVED...BUT......


...WILL WE?





 

...AND,,,


...THERE ARE MILLIONS OF LIVE 


STREAMS TO SEE AND THERE IS SO LITTLE TIME!

 




BUT...A QUESTION: 


WHAT FUNCTIONS WILL OUR PHONES PLAY IN 



OUR FUTURES, AND 



WILL WE LIKE THEM OR...



...NOT?





 

HEY!  IT LOOKS LIKE 


THE DENTIST'S PHONE IS


PLAYING ONE MORE!  AND…


TO THIS,


"I’M GOING 



TO SAY   



MORE POWER TO YOU!"

 

 











Santa's just waiting for Summer

so that

he can 

'Hang Ten' with Friends!





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Friday, March 22, 2024

Did The Ancient Ruler Cleopatra...Have An... 'Irresistible'...Winge's Peak?





Cleopatra was African, 

which means that she probably was born 

with an attention-attracting, mid-upper lip Winge's Peak feature...

..which may have looked like this...


...or this...


...and it has been said that her life was 

'filled with chaos,'

and many men, from Egypt to Greece and beyond,  

were absolutely 'enchanted' by her!







Soon after turning 18, she was cheated out of her power 

and run out of town by her ruling brother. Cleopatra then 

went to the Roman Empire and befriended Julius Caesar, who

used his army to help her win back the Egyptian Throne.

In June 47 BC, she gave birth to Julius Caeser's son, 

Ptolemy Caesar.


After Caesar was killed, Mark Anthony became 

the heir to the Roman Empire, and

with Cleopatra by his side, they started a family, 

but ultimately lost a battle with Octavian for

control over the Roman Empire.


With all of that drama, Cleopatra must have been 

'majorly attractive!' And being African, She 

most likely had the 

"God's Mark of the Blessed"...a Winge's Peak!








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Friday, March 15, 2024

"Stop Cursing!...And...Go Wash Your Mouth Out ...With Soap!...Right Now!"...Part 3...




"To All Of...You...Criticizers!...

...I'm Trying To...Make Life Better...

...For My Family...And Me!...And If 

You...Don't Like It...

...You Can...


"____  __  ___!"...





This  

'you know that you're not supposed to talk like that'

Episode 

is 

brought to you by

Soap Makers


for the Mouth!








Bad Words...

Curse Words...

Profanity...

and 

Long-winded Tirades

of

Defamatory 

and Inflammatory

Words and Terms

and Phrases

that hurt the feelings

of Others!...




You all know

what I'm talking about!




All Languages and Cultures

have them!...



Societies around the World

have evolved, and so

have these

vocalized

epithets,

...and gestures...with them!

Adults of all ages

and Teenagers use these terms a lot!

It's even

on the Radio


and TV!

Kids in Elementary Schools and younger

hear older people use them

and may pick them up!

And Curse Words are

frequently linked to, and used,

when


bullying occurs!


But a Whole Bunch of Parents


and Caregivers

are not tolerating that!



When the Author of this Blog

was younger,

and his Parents heard

him use a 'Four Letter Word,'

he was ordered

under the 'Threat of

Bodily Harm,'

to go 'Wash His Mouth Out With Soap,'

in an attempt to get those

'Dirty Words and Conditions Out!'...And He (I)

Understood!






Now,

some people

make mistakes,

like hitting their thumb

with a hammer, then shouting


'_  _  _  _!'




Let's face it...

...School Bus Drivers

can only

take so much!







And profanity

doesn't even have to

come from

The

Mouth!








And sometimes,

the 'People In Charge' want to

get their Team's minds

'Whipped Into Competitive Shape' so

that they can Win a Game!



Other times,

unwanted outcomes happen,

and

People just

'Take It Out' on others!



Also, there

might just be

too much 'Tension

In The Air'

of an

unfolding situation

that promotes

'Profanity-Laced Anxiety!






Oh yeah,

you all remember that,

'If Momma Ain't Happy...

Ain't Nobody Happy!'








But then,

things may have a good

outcome for People,

and they just want to

'Vent Happiness!"



And, of course,

there's the

'Road

Rage!...

I'm just glad that

Car Horns don't

scream  those 'A', 'B,' and 'M' Words!'



People can also just be

real scared

of something!...Like, 'WThe _!'



And some People

can't believe

what


just happened!




Please remember that

cursing at someone

may

escalate the

Intense Emotions

of a situation,

and

Unintended

Consequences


May Occur!...Please Prevent This!





I don't know...

Cursing sometimes

makes People feel more

Powerful and Enabled

and Satisfied,

and because of that,

and such,

'Bad Words'

around the World

may be

here to stay!




So, hey, Young Man!...

Got caught Cursing?

Well...

I hope that

you

remember this

next time

you want to be

a 'Foul Mouth!



...



Here are some more examples

where 

the use of

Profanity is understandable...but...it...

probably

shouldn't be used:





"I saw you with Her!

Here's your...



...' _____________' Necklace!"










"I need to cash out 

of Bitcoin Now!...But...



where's my ' _______________  '  Encryption Key!













"It's so good to see You again, Girl!...


...(Now, get the '______ '  Out!)...







"Oh  ' _______  '...My Stock Portfolio


just tanked 50 ' _____ ' Percent!"








"Oh...and I'm supposed

to


give a ' _____ '  about That!"








"I hit the 

'  ________  ' Lottery!...


...I'm  ' __________  '  Rich!"







"He Did?...You're


' __________  ' kidding Me!"







"Oh  ' ____  '...



...on Live TV?"






"You lost the 

Duffel Bags full of Money?...


... ' __________________  '!"







"Okay!...That's Enough!...


...I gotta wash my Ears Out!"








"Many Times, Cursing is followed by 

some type of Action!"


























This world needs more Caring

and less Hate!



Preach It!...

...now, more than ever!...













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