Opening Glass Bottles With The Teeth And Other No-nos!

LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE WALKING ACROSS THE TREACHEROUS, OIL-SLICKED ROADS, LOOK UP TO SEE IF ANY BIG STUFF STARTS TO FALL FROM THE SKY, AND LOOK DOWN FOR ANY HUNGRY BOTTOMLESS SINK HOLES RAPIDLY GROWING IN YOUR DIRECTION, because the HSR is just itchin’ like a 550 pound bad-attitude Sumo Wrestler, to smash flat like a nano-pancake, anyone or anything that invades the personal space of your “freshly cleaned by the hygienist“ smile!

Want a flat-tire tooth in the front of your smile?

Some people do silly things, and seem to be begging to hurt their teeth, or just “crusin’ for a brusin,” as some might say.

Have a large piece of ice to bite, on a hot day?

Not so fast…

Can you say, “Cracked Tooth Syndrome?”

Dental accidents can be bad enough that, the injured tooth or teeth involved, may need to come out and be replaced with false teeth, to get back “The Look!”

All accidents cannot be prevented, but many can be, with active autocorrection of self as time passes through any potential situation.

When we don’t exercise enough care and safety, and try to circumvent common sense in our actions,  “Oops, there it is!,” might happen.

Trying to take the shell off of that walnut or brazil nut with your side teeth?

Think again…

Or how about riding that ten-speed bike on a bumpy road with your mouth close to the handle bar?

I pity the fool…

Want to fight a guy who brought eight of his best burly buddies with him?

Here, I’ll call 911 for you!...

Feel like getting out of the car to settle some “Road Rage?”

What’s that number to 1-800-DENTIST again?...

A wise man once said, “Don’t do anything that you can’t do twice!”

May you have many…remember that one cannot drink any liquid from a glass bottle that breaks on the ground…there’s something magical about the color-drenched sunsets seen from the western shores of the south of France!...you’ll never be burdened by accidents that you don’t let happen!…smiles! 

The Brightest Smiles Come From Those Who Are Madly In Love!

It has long been written by the ancient bearded cave-dwelling monks and the thickly-wrapped mountain-top scribes that the HSR WILL NOT REVERSE THE BIG BANG INTO THE BIG SUCK-BACK, while your “I’m going to hit the snooze button one more time “ smile, leisurely lounges in the heavenly lights!

And you probably know why…

…Life with Love, especially with a New Love, is exciting, full of promise, and so much more!

And the depth and meaning of the smile reflex, in response, reflects it!

The physiologic responses to feelings of love—the kind that gives an emotional and physical jolt to our bodies and immediately makes us really excited and elated—can they be compared to the same effects that one feels during a medically-defined “panic attack?”

The heart starts racing, the mouth gets dry, many thoughts come and go, and feelings run wild!

It’s a culminating cascade of ever-growing mental fireworks until that specific session peaks and starts to slow down. Whew!

And the in-love smiles of those who feel it, glow galaxially bright.

Which came first, the love or the smile of love? Remember, infants coo, gurgle, and smile!

Maybe that is a subject that can be passionately debated! Or debated with passion!

I’ll bet many people will straddle the fence on that one.

A pointer—and maybe even a warning—do not try to understand love itself, just enjoy it, and bask in the stimulating brain wave-based cerebral flow changes it initiates and propagates.

Real love has to be graced with a stretching smile on its face, I’ll bet!

All of us on Earth, if we love more, can be saved and uplifted to a greater degree by love’s rising tide!

And that makes me have no choice but to smile wider than I ever have!

Also, remember, when two possibly compatible people, whose eyes meet for the first time, and they smile interestingly toward each other, and their physiologies start to spin out of control, is that the “emotional cascade of love”, or just a cut-and-dry, DNA-dictated panic attack?

May you have many…love is more prevalent, yet more ethereal and intangible than the Bitcoin!…is  anyone allergic to love?…as I panoramically look out over the empty expansive horizon, I see a road in the distance—let’s take it!…smiles!

The Last Secret Baby Tooth! Part 2.

The HSR CAN KNOCK THAT CHIP OFF OF THE SHOULDERS OF BACTERIA THAT THINK THEY CAN JUST HAVE A FREE RIDE AND A CONTINUOUS BUFFET LINE IN YOUR MOUTH, because there will be no oral degradation of your “I’ll take some red-velvet cupcakes, chili-cheese fries, hot sauce, a large Coke and some napkins with that” smile!

Quick Background: The dentist gets transported into a magical vortex, after he ignores warnings and touches the powerful baby tooth!

After being swept away to who knows where, I opened my eyes, and it’s dark all around. Can’t even see my hands in front of me, and I can’t see what I’m standing on, but I do see a small light emanating in the distance. I decided to check it out.

Walking with measured steps, so as not to slip, I finally reached what seemed to be a crack in a cave wall.

I cautiously got up close to the hole and examined the light beam coming out of it.

The laser-like light seemed to have slow moving holographic images running down the length of it as it shot out of the rocky wall.

I reached my hand out to touch the column of light.

My fingertip just barely touched that angle of light…

And then the shaking started…strong, shifting, extended earthquakes—“Oh, heck! A fine mess I’m in now!” I thought to myself.

Instinctively crouching down to keep my balance, I could feel unseeable heavy boulders and rocks falling around me.

From a distance in front of me, I saw large cracks developing in the walls where more light started shining through.

But the floor started to fall apart and give way too, and I could see the yellow and white-hot glow of molten and erupting lava trying to reach at me from beneath.

Everything started falling!

“Oh #%$&!”

Not eager to seal my fate right there, I turned to run.

But there was only one cave wall left…and the falling floor was approaching me fast!

Making a desperate effort to climb that wall, I made some rise, but my sweating grip started to slip in the really-hot-by-now heat.

My fingers couldn’t hang on any more…

I started my free fall…and started my last prayers!

Right then…something caught me by the back of my clothing and pulled me up and away from the snapping, hungry heat!

“Saved by the bell,” I screamed!

I tried to turn around to see what or who saved me but we were flying too fast, getting out of that place.

In almost an instant, we landed softly in a safe place, in a garden, almost like what Eden might look like.

I turned myself around to see who it was that just saved my life.

A young lady in a flowing gown, with eyes just like the young dental patient I treated, said, “You’re safe now…or at least for the moment!”

After she cautiously looked over the landscape, she turned to me and said, ”You must be the tooth sayer! Where is the tooth? Show it to me now! You wouldn’t be in this place if you didn’t possess it!”

I told her, “I just touched it back home, I don’t know if I actually have it on me now!”

She commanded, “Check your clothes and your pockets, now! Time is short!”

I put my hands in my pants pocket to check. My ID and keys were missing…but no tooth!

“Mam, I don’t think I have it in my pockets,” I confessed.

“Keep looking!,” she impatiently commanded.

I felt around my waist, nothing. I felt around my neck, and there was a necklace…with a pendant...which wasn’t there before!

“Hey, what’s this?,” I asked surprisingly, “Is this what you’re talking about?

Her eyes widened with an almost evil look, “Give it to me now!”

As she reached out to grab the pendant, she was struck by some white, hissing lightning bolts, coming from the pendant, and more from another being who just showed up on my right side.

When the bolts hit the first woman, she gave a loud, evil-sounding shriek, then she turned into an ugly flying goblin, flapped its wings, and flew out of there quickly.

This new person, in the shape of a young man, but who could turn out to be something else, walked up to me slowly, and said without moving his mouth, ”Stand here next to me, and close your eyes…we must leave here at once!”

I complied, and felt a swoosh of wind.

“Now open your eyes,” he said.

When I opened them, I saw that I was inside of what must be the tallest, widest, and most glitteringly opulent castle ever.

All around I could see…

 

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…I used to like getting scared on wild rides at the amusement park, but not anymore…meditations do synergize the optimum healthy frequencies of our brain-waves spectrums…let’s make our lives worthy of living tomorrow…smiles!

Yes, Give $45,000 To Your Dentist Now, But Know These 5 Things First!

The stellar HSR, notoriously known across the entire universe for its impenetrable dark-matter-vortex-enabled defenses, WILL DELIVER THE GOODS TO YOU, EVEN IF YOU’RE GALAXIES AWAY, USING OUR PROPRIETARY “UNDER TEN SECONDS” TIME-TRAVEL TECHNOLOGY, so that your “beam me all the way up, Scottie! “ smile stays prim, proper, and pleasingly plump!

Your smile is debatably the most important part of the face. The eyes, nose, chin, and skin can be changed, but only somewhat. However, the teeth can undergo significant modification, with orthodontics, for example, and/or with veneers, to increase a person’s esthetic appeal of the face.

Our faces set the tone on how others see us and how they might proceed to communicate with us. If we have missing or crooked front teeth, or some other facial disfigurement, our looks are not optimized, and that might hinder the qualities of how others may socially interact with us.

It has been repeated that the best investment that we can make is in ourselves.  Our education and skill sets, our looks, our jobs and possessions, how we dress, and our mannerisms all contribute to our total package. You can judge a book by its cover!

So, get a smile makeover if you feel that you need it. If you value your face, then the money and time required is well worth it!

To get that most esthetic look, it will cost you. And some people need more rehabilitative curing than others. And the tab for it may be expensive, but know these five things before you embark upon your dental transition journey:

Do you really need the work done? Will it make a noticeable difference in the form and function of your mouth? Is the work age appropriate? If a person is eighty years old, does he or she really need full mouth reconstruction? How do the risks and benefits stack up?

Do other dentists agree with the assessment of your major dental needs through the use of a second or third opinion?

Can your rehabilitative needs be met with different, less expensive solutions?

How can the treatments be paid for? Will your insurance pay for any of it? Is there a payment plan? Will some treatments be required before others are performed?

Do you trust and like your dentist? Are your philosophies and personalities compatible? Do you “click” with the office staff? Is the office convenient to get to?

Getting answers to these five question groups will help you decide on pursuing any needed dental treatments and maintenance procedures.

There’s the cost of living, the cost of doing business, and the cost of looking well!

Did you hear that…in the beginning…a dentist said…”Let there be smiles!”

May you have many…daahling, you can stare at my meticulously modeled smile all you want, but you’ll have to get in line!...my dentist has a Mercedes and a BMW, but rides a Prius every day!...Are dental fees high because dental students are charged $100,000 a year for tuition?…smiles!

Hello, I’m Karen! My Smile Drives Men Crazy! Why, I’ve Had Them Do…

Please excuse the HSR, WHILE WE GO TO THE GYM FOR A THOROUGH STRENGTH, AEROBIC, AND FEXIBILITY WORKOUT, so your “concentrated-core, chi-centered, and feng shui-harmonized“ smile can get functionally-juiced, in a moment’s notice!

Listen, girl!…

You can see that, I’ve got the hair, I’ve got the body, the shoes, the face, the smoothest skin, the legs, the lifestyle, the empire, and the best fashion-style sense.

Hey, you can say that I’m blessed and I’m built! Globally!

Honey, check this out—I’ve noticed that men act one way if I just look at them.

But they act a totally different way—almost amped-up—if I stare at them and smile simultaneously!

I’ve known that I had this power of my presence since I was in junior high, but I really learned how to harness and concentrate my successful flirting strategies, when my braces came off in high school.

Since then, it’s been almost nonstop adoration from the boys!

I don’t have many girlfriends, because they only try to steal your man, and I don’t have many gay-guy friends, because they only end up chasing guys away!

But my trusty smile…I can always depend on my sonrisa to pull me through!

Always!

Just showing it makes me happy!

But guys, they think I’ve fallen desperately for them, if I cast teasing smiles their way!

And, boy, do they come a-running!

I run my own highly successful business conglomerate, especially one called “Vests For Chests!”

I design, and sell millions of stylish haute couture vests for the man and the woman who wants to make a distinctive and dignified, yet daring, statement that they gloriously lead, not follow, in life’s fantastic adventures!

Yes, for me, life is all that, and a bag of gourmet chips, with caviar dip, of course!

In my lines of work, I come across many powerful men who straight out want to buy my businesses. Or partner with me.

They soon learn that my businesses are not for sale.

They all find that out soon enough, but who said I can’t have a little dynamic fun in the process!

Men are all the same. They only differ in how they trip over themselves trying to convince me.

Now, don’t get me wrong…I don’t just string them along, then heartlessly toss them aside, bruised egos and all.

I truly listen to what they have to offer.

And some of them are doozies!

One guy offered to give me his fortune, if I only “allowed” him 51% of the company. He bought me one of those long, beautiful, and new, white Bentleys and parked it in front of my glass office the next morning.

“Thanks, but no thanks!,” I executively decided, and  gave him a “gotta go” smile and moved on!

I googled him and learned that he has more ex-wives and mistresses than the royal families have summer homes!

Another one, a well-known designer, who has way too much body hair, even on his fingers, took me to dinner at the city’s top restaurant, to invite me to see his high fashion production building in the middle of Paris…and to personally spend three weeks with me at his opulent palace to do so.

Playa!

I sat my glass down, looked out over the restaurant’s expansive city views, smiled him a wide one, and told him that I already knew how his operations worked, and that I would love to sit front row at his upcoming Spring Week Fashion Show, if time allowed, and that I would pay for dinner.

Before we got up to leave, he showed me an extremely expensive, multi-diamond, Tiffany and Company Majestic Diamond Necklace, which I could have on the spot, if it would seal the deal.

I told him I already had a pink one!

And then I got up, almost pressed my cheek against his, sensefully smiled, and told him I’ll remember him always!

I elegantly twisted away in my high heels and his jaw dropped!

On my way out, the handsome waiter who served us, thanked me for our patronage and discreetly handed me his card.

Again.

I have two of his other cards from my previous dining visits. Talk about persistent!

But I know he was only making bets with his coworkers in the kitchen.

Men!

My finger was made to twirl them around!

Girl, I’ll tell you more when we’re in the Ladies Room!...

May you have many…be careful about what you ask for—you might not be able to handle the enormity of it all!...if the sun rises, and you do also, you have a brand new chance to continue doing your thing!...please tell me the reasons why happiness is better when it is shared…smiles!