Dr. Winge’s "I’m Just Sayings!"

AFTER BUILDING AND USING A BIG AIR DRONE WITH AN ATTACHED AND COMFORTABLE, BIG-SCREEN-WATCHING RECLINER, HSR GETS A LITTLE TIRED OF FLYING THAT CONTRAPTION BACK AND FORTH TO THE BEACH, AND PLUS, MANY LARGE BIRDS OF PREY KEEP DIVE-BOMBING HIM, SO HE DECIDES TO BE CLOSER AND SAFER TO THE GROUND, AND AFTER SOME THOUGHT, REFLECTION, AND CONTINUOUS INTERNET SEARCHING, HE LUCKILY COMES ACROSS SOME VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE OF PEOPLE SCOOTING AROUND THE CITY...

SEEMINGLY WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD...AND ONE GUY WANTED TO SEE THE TRAFFIC FAR IN FRONT OF HIM, AND "EXIST ON A HIGHER PLANE," SO HE ATTACHED HIS RECLINER AND CONTROLS TO THE TOP OF HIS CAR...

...AND BOY, IS HE HAVING A RARE EXPERIENCE, AND, WOW, IS HE GETTING SOME STRANGE LOOKS!... AND ANOTHER PERSON MADE AND DRIVES A "SICK" TRANSPORTATIONAL/RECLINATIONAL MODEL, WHICH CAN COVER SOME SERIOUS DISTANCE IN JUST A LITTLE TIME...

...BUT WHEN OPERATING AT SPEEDS LIKE THAT, ONE DOESN'T WANT TO GET INTO A FENDER, OR RATHER, AN ARM-REST BENDER, BECAUSE AN AMBULANCE MAY BE NEEDED...BUT ANYWAY, HSR DETACHES HIS OLD RECLINER...

FROM THE DRONE, AND USING SOME OF HIS IMPRESSIVE ENGINEERING AND TINKERING SKILLS, IN A COUPLE OF HOURS, WALLAH!, HE HAS A FINISHED AND WORKING PROTOTYPE, WHICH IS TOTALLY QUIET AND ELECTRIC, AND HE TAKES IT OUT FOR A TRIP AROUND THE BLOCK, AND PEOPLE GIVE HIM FUNNY AND OUTRAGEOUS GLANCES, LIKE THEY MAY BE SAYING, "WTHIT!," SO AFTER ONCE AROUND, HE PULLS BACK INTO HIS MOM'S GARAGE, AND ONE OF HIS FRIENDS, EARL, WHO SAW HSR SWOOP AROUND THE BLOCK, COMES UP TO HSR AND ASKS, "HEY, DUDE, THIS LOOKS EVEN BETTER THAN YOUR DRONE! CAN I TAKE IT FOR A QUICK SPIN?," AND, OF COURSE, HSR SAYS, "OKAY!," SO EARL CLIMBS ON AND REVS UP THE MOBLIE COUCH AND ALMOST BURNS RUBBER, AND HE SHOOTS OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY, AND MAKES A QUICK AND SHARP LEFT, THEN RIGHT TURN, PRODUCING SOME "FUNKY LOWRIDER TWO-WHEEL MOTION!"...

AND HSR SHOUTS TO EARL, "DON'T BURN ANY DOUGHNUTS ON THE STREET IN FRONT OF MY MOM'S HOUSE, DUDE!"...which makes a lot of sense, because HSR wants to have a lot of fun with his brand new toy, and, on top of that, asphalt doughnuts don't disappear quickly, and your "I'm trying to mathematically analyze if the state of chaos uses a verifiably greater quantity of energy than the state of harmony!" smile, appreciates the aesthetic value of things looking as pleasing as they should! 
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"With alacrity, get to know what you need to know, because we do not live long enough to know it all!"















The following are some of the many anecdotal quips made by your Dental Adventure King, Dr. Winge!:

Take care of our teeth, and they will stand up and bite/fight for you!

When deep in the middle of your passion…smile! 

Reading body language is one thing, but reading facial and lip language is more

exciting and can intimately reflect the true feelings of one's soul.

Sinister smiles have long limbs.

Throw yourself a kiss in the mirror…you’re beautiful!

There was a girl named Jill,

Who loved to roll down hills.

One day she rolled down

Fast past Jack

And nearly broke her grill. 

A smile is just a millimeter or two away from an evil sneer.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but a beautiful smile is worth millions.

If you whistle while you work, a smile is not far behind!

A nice smile may be sort of like Halloween...the motive behind it might be a trick...or a treat!

The lips have the ultimate power over the smile.

Everyone wants to look and smile like a movie star!

Your secret weapon is right out in front…your smile!

It ain't over till the fat lady...smiles!

The first one to smile...wins!

Help someone smile and you immediately make the world a happier place!

The smile can be an act that can stimulate, and it can be a reaction to stimulation.

Smiles are best when they are reciprocated.

Smiles are like peanut butter, the thicker, the better!


I'd love to hear some of your wise words in the comments section...got any?- The Management.

May you have many...is it good to always be surrounded by "yes" people, or do you need someone that tells you "no" for certain things?...hurry up! Quick! Get lost in  the music!...dogs are man's best friends, but not to strangers that those dogs think are suspicious!...smiles!

Fishing Dentist Sees A Mermaid, And it Was Love At First Sight...Until...! Part 1.

After opening up the large box of Big 'N Chunky Pizza, covered with so many slices of pepperoni that you can't even see the cheeses underneath, your hungry, thirsty, and "I want to be the best judo champeen of the whole world, beating all comers big and small" smile,

watches with powerful visible-light and body-heat-seeking binoculars,

 the eight-year-old husky-yet-with-a-sixpack HSR crying and sobbing, with embarrassing snot and spit dripping,

BECAUSE HE IS SCARED OF FLYING, BUT MOMMY AND DADDY R STILL BRING THE YOUNG HSR ON BOARD AND HAVE HIM SIT IN THE SEAT NEXT TO THE WINDOW, AND HIS DAD LEANS OVER AND TELLS HIM, "HEY, LITTLE GUY, DON'T SQUEEZE YOUR EYES SHUT SO HARD THIS WHOLE FLIGHT, YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING AWESOME...TAKE A LOOK OUT OF THE WINDOW SOME TIMES, AND YOU'LL SEE SOME STRANGE AND WONDERFUL THINGS IN THE SKY...MAYBE EVEN A..." AND THE DAD PAUSES, BUT THE HSR, NOW INTERESTED, BUT STILL TEARY-EYED AND WET-NOSED, SAYS, " I MIGHT SEE A WHAT, DAD, WHAT?" AND DAD LEANS OVER A LITTLE CLOSER AND SAYS, "YOU MIGHT EVEN SEE SOME UFO JETS...

FLYING AND MAYBE SOMETHING UNUSUAL HIDING IN THE CLOUDS!" AND THE YOUNG HSR QUALIFIES, "YOU MEAN LIKE TRANSFORMER BOTS?"

AND DAD SEES HSR SMILE SOME, BECAUSE HSR LOVES THE TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE AND HE HAS SEEN EACH EPISODE MANY TIMES, AND DAD SAYS...."MAYBE...YOU NEVER KNOW!" BUT HSR STILL IS A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE ABOUT FLYING, WITH HIS EYES STILL FULL OF TEARS, THEN HE LOOKS OUTSIDE...

AND CAN'T BELIEVE HE SEES A GIRAFFE, SO HE BLINKS AND RUBS HIS EYES AND LOOKS AGAIN...BUT IT'S GONE!...

AND A LITTLE LATER IN THE FLIGHT HSR SEES SOME STRANGE CLOUDS, AND SHOUTS, "HEY,  DAD! WHAT'S THAT?"

AND DAD R CALMLY REPLIES, "OH,  THAT'S JUST A VOLCANO CLOUD SHOOTING UP STEAM, SMOKE AND MAGMA!" AND HSR ASKS BACK, "WHAT'S MAGMA, DAD?" "IT'S  SUPER HOT, MELTED ROCKS!" REPLIES DAD, "YOU MEAN THE KIND OF ROCKS I THROW IN THE LAKE?" ASKS HSR, ALL WIDE-EYED, "YUP, BUT THEY BAKE IN AN OVEN DEEP UNDERGROUND FIRST," DAD SAYS, AND A LITTLE WHILE MORE PASSES, AND THE YOUNG HSR STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN HIS SEAT AGAIN, AND HE PULLS HIS DAD'S ARM AND SHOUTS," HEY, DAD! THERE'S A FUZZY UFO!...

...THEY'RE JUST SITTING AND HIDING THERE, AND MAYBE GETTING SOME ENERGY FROM THE CLOUD SMOKE, DAD...MAYBE THE TRANSFORMERS ARE CHASING THEM...AND IF THAT'S THE CASE..."BLAST 'UM UP, OPTIMUS PRIME, BLAST 'UM, GOOD!" AND NOW YOUNG HSR IS ALL EXCITED AND ALMOST STAYS UP THE REST OF THE FLIGHT...THAT IS, UNTIL...UNTIL HE SEES A "SOFT, PILLOWY, WARM, COZY AND DREAMY-LIKE-A-BED" SET OF CLOUDS...

AND HSR DRIFTS OFF INTO A NICE SLEEP, PROMOTED BY THE CONSISTENT HUM OF THE JETS, HOWEVER, IN HIS SLUMBER HE DREAMS THAT HE PASSES BY A REAL SHARK, MAYBE FROM "SHARKNADO"...

AND THEN HE DREAMS THAT HE'S IN A DOG FIGHT WITH SOME "STAR WARS" ENEMIES!...

AND HE EVEN DREAMS ABOUT HIS BEST FRIEND, JIMMY, BEING STUCK OUTSIDE ON THE WING OF THE PLANE...

BUT HSR KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT THESE IMAGES ARE NOT REAL BUT HAS FUN WITH THEM ANY WAY...AS HE AND SOME OTHER KIDS ON THE PLANE TAKE A NEEDED NAP...

"BON VOYAGE!"
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"I don't care if you forget...but forgive, forgive, and forgive some more!"















Aww, man!

Today is a such a smooth, 75 degree, slightly overcast day...

...you know...the kind of perfect day that people would gladly pay for to experience...



There is a cooling breeze in the air...

...almost  like Mother Nature is splashing on us overflowing bucketfulls of her "Best Weather Medicine!"...

And on a big lake by the ocean...

...sort of near where you are...

...a Dentist, who closed his office for today, because he knew that this perfect day was coming...

...was lazily, by design, just cooling it, or rather, supercooling it, busy getting the best snooze that he's had in a long time...almost like the last time he was on this lake!

He has no bait on his hook in the water...because he doesn't want any fish bothering him...

It's almost like the empty fish hook tells any fish passing by, that it's a "Do Not Disturb" sign!

So, the Dentist is stretched out in his old wooden dinghy, which was passed down from his father, and then his father, and then his father, and is well worn, with no leaks, and with the boards bent a little, to comfortably and commodiously accommodate a resting body in need of basic reclination and dreamy sleep.

...and that, he is doing!...right now!

This Dentist is a lucky dude...people in the city would love to take breaks like this, but can't...

But...something happens next!

...The Dentist feels something tugging at the fishing pole line!...

So, as all sleeping fishermen being awakened on a placid lake do, he slowly and barely opens one eye...and sees the fishing pole bending down then letting up several times, like some one was just trying to get his attention, as if gently knocking on a door...

As he opens his eye, he tries to take note if this is actually a dream or not, because something like this has happened to him before on this lake, but last time, it was a seagull landing on his boat with a secret message...

...but that's another story...

So, now, the Dentist slowly sits up, like he's in no rush to see what's going on...

...and what seems to be a beautiful woman swimming, sticks her head above the water as she is facing him, and moves her arms around, easily treading water...

...her smile seems to be naughty...and yet, somehow...freeing!...

And the Dentist blinks his eyes several times to test again, to see if it's a dream, but things seem real right now...

Then the Dentist looks around the lake area, sort of not believing what he sees, and to also see if there are people around, or even if this might be a trick like "Candid Camera"...

...but it's not!

He looks back at her and starts, "Hi there! How's the water?"

The woman squirts an arcing stream of water out of her mouth and into the air, then pulls her hair back and replies, "Hello, Sailor, the water's fine--you should come in!"

And the Dentist says back, "Thanks, but I'm not in the mood for getting wet right now. Say, I haven't seen you around these parts before."

"But I've seen you before...fishing in this same spot, Sailor!" the woman says. "And, I never see you catch any fish!"

"Well, then, you can probably tell that I'm mainly here for the peace and quiet!" says the Dentist.

"Young lady, I wouldn't be a perfect gentleman if I didn't offer you a seat in my boat!" appraises the Dentist.

And the woman answers, "Thank you very much...I can tell that you are a perfect gentleman!

"But I love the water so much...it's like it's...it's made for me!," she continues, "Sailor...would you like to see some old treasure, I can show it to you. It's right over there!"

That's very nice of you, however, I treasure my rest and the nap I was taking a little more!

"Oh, but you must, because you have been chosen to be the one to see it!," she begs.

"Well, let's do this: go get a piece of that treasure that you speak of, and bring it here so I can tell that you're not just pulling my leg," the Dentist sarcastically dares..

"Oh, you're such a charm! I'll be right back," she says, and then disappears under the water, making no waves.

The Dentist then lays back down in his exact same relaxed position, and was just about to doze off again, when the woman comes back, with her head above water, and closer to the boat.

"Sailor! Look at this!," as she extends her arm to put the treasure pieces into his hand.

Brightly reflecting the sun's light, pure gold coins, large and small,

...each with crosses, and on the other side, a King's face with the date "1505" on it, almost makes the Dentist rock the boat too much, in disbelief.

"I specialized in financial anthropology of the New World before starting Dental School!...

...and I have heard of stories that these coins existed, but...this is my first time actually seeing one!"...confesses the Dentist as he hands them back to the woman.

"Sailor, I can give you this treasure right now, and the rest of the ship...and so many more wonderful things that you can only begin to imagine!...but...you must...do this one thing for me!...," details the woman...

...who is now engaging in serious eye contact, and with a seemingly dangerous yet entrancing smile and facial expression that makes the Dentist hesitate slightly, but he asks anyway.

"What is it...that you want me to do?," the Dentist swallows and barely gets it out...sensing that the request may be approximating really risky business...

The woman now puts her hands on the side of the boat, and gets closer to the Dentist...

Now she quickly and methodically searches for any vulnerable aspects operating deep in the internals of his eyes...

...and reveals to him..."You must..."






TO BE CONTINUED...

May you have many...no, don't do it!... hey, be careful and don't mess up!...in the end, do we all get just what we deserve?...smiles!

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Why Do The Other Run Way Models Hate My New Smile! Part 3.

THIS PREFACE IS AN EXTENSION OF THE LAST TIME WE EXPLORED “WHY DO THE OTHER RUN WAY MODELS HATE…” AND TRUE TO HIS LOVE OF THE STUDY OF ASTRONOMY, HSR MAKES A CELL PHONE CALL TO THE   OBSERVATORY ON THE TALLEST PEAK IN HAWAII,

WHICH HAS ONE OF THE PUREST VIEWS OF THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERIC HEAVENS, AND INSTEAD OF GETTING A STANDARD GREETING ON THE PHONE WITH INSTRUCTIONS, THE HEAD ASTRONOMER, DR. VIOLETTE STARS, PERSONALLY GREETS AND OPENS, “WITH WHOM DO I HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SPEAKING?” AND HSR RESPONDS, “MY NAME IS HSR, DR. HSR, AND I’M GOING TO BE IN HAWAII FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS, AND I’D LIKE TO CELESTIALLY OBSERVE A PAIR OF BINARY BLACK HOLES IN THE URSA MAJOR SUPERCLUSTER LOCATED IN THE GEMINI CONSTELLATION…TO FURTHER MY THEORIES ABOUT THE DYNAMIC ANATOMY AND LAW-FOLLOWING PREDICTABILITIES OBSERVED AROUND THE MIDDLE CENTERS OF GRAVITIES OF MULTIPLE ROTATING BLACK HOLES, SUCH AS...DO THEY FOLLOW KEPLER'S LAWS...

AND ARE THE PREVAILING CONDITIONS IN AGREEMENT WITH EINSTEIN'S RELATIVISTIC  CONSIDERATIONS...

AND ARE NEW, YET-TO-BE-POSTULATED-LAWS FOLLOWED, WHEN THREE OR MORE ROTATING SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES INTERPLAY...

AND, OF COURSE, ALL OF THIS IS SUPPOSEDLY DEPENDENT ON THE RELATIVE MASSIVITIES OF EACH INVOLVED BLACK HOLE...AND HOW HAVE THEY AVOIDED BECOMING ONE OR JOINING FOR ALL OF THESE BILLIONS OF YEARS?...AND WHAT TYPES OF INTERSTELLAR FALL OUTS HAPPEN ("STARMEGGEDON?") WHEN SMBH COLLIDE AND MERGE?"...AND DR. STARS ADMITS, “WOW, WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I’M THE HEAD ASTRONOMER HERE, I’M DR. VIOLETTE STARS, AND I WROTE MY DISSERTATION ON THAT EXACT SAME THING--THE INTERNALS OF MULTIPLE BLACK HOLE LANDSCAPES--WHICH IS STILL MY PRIMARY EMPHASIS…BUT, I HAVEN’T HEARD OF YOU BEFORE AT THE INTERNATIONAL CONVENTIONS, DR. HSR?” AND HSR REVEALS BACK, “THAT’S BECAUSE I PRACTICE DENTISTRY, BUT ASTRONOMY HAS BEEN MY HOTTEST PASSION SINCE I WAS A KID!” TO WHICH DR. STARS PLANS, “WELL, MOST OF THE STAFF WILL BE OFF THIS WEEKEND, BUT OUR DATA COLLECTION STREAMS WILL STILL BE ONGOING, SO WHY DON’T YOU COME ON BY…MAYBE WE CAN BOUNCE AROUND SOME IDEAS AND POSSIBLY COME UP WITH SOME FRESH PERSPECTIVES!,” AND HSR AGREES AND SIGNS OFF BY SAYING, “I’LL BE THERE JUST BEFORE SUNSET TOMORROW, DR. STARS!”,

“OH, AND HSR…PLEASE CALL ME VIOLETTE, AND SEE YOU SOON!,” DR. STARS CLOSES, WITH AN INVITING VOICE…and shame, shame, shame....just look at you guys, listening in on HSR’s private cell phone conversation, trying to get all in his what could be saucy astronomical business, even though your “why is it that my physician always wants me to be something that I'm not?” smile and your own self, have juicy details that others would love to hear and share! AND DR. WINGE HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU ALL--WHICH MAY BE OBSERVATIONALLY CONFIRMED IF WE WERE TO REBOOT THE UNIVERSE, AND DO THE BIG BANG ALL OVER AGAIN--DID THE BIG BANG START WHEN AN UNIMAGINABLY-MASSIVE "BLACK HOLE" VIOLENTLY TURN INSIDE OUT?...OR WAS ALL OF SPACE FIRST HARBORED IN A SINGLE POINT WITH NO DIMENSION OUTSIDE OF THAT POINT?...

AAH YES, FEEL THE CONSCIOUSNESS AND SUBCONSCIOUSNESS EXPAND!

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“Make way and help and nurture the youth, for they are the ones who will replace us, and we want them to do well and share our stories and histories, and give the same great messages and great training to the young ones they will teach, and so on, and so on!”

Quick Background: I’m a highly-in-demand fashion run way and print model, with very lucrative location shootings contracted at least a year into the future, and I have a few close friends, but in this profession, I have a lot of close-to-the-throat competitors and even some outright enemies.

 But the heat has gotten a lot hotter since my “regenerative” dentist, Dr. Goldie Periola, imparted secret golden proportions to the curves of my teeth. Now, I get stares and compliments and even sneers from the haters, but that’s okay…I know it comes with the territory! However, there is one handsome gentleman I’m about to meet, and I just checked my smile for any spinach...okay, it’s fine…now, let’s see if this encounter can become a sparky adventure!

So, I’m growing tired of this big fashion show after-party, where some other runway models tried to do me in, and now I’m in front of the hotel, having just brushed off a handful of rich, conceited, and conniving playboys...

...who want to show me their slick and saucy ways and worlds…starting tonight!

But my discriminating eye has picked up a man standing to the side, also waiting for his car…

…I caught  him looking at me a couple of times as those other men were competitively vying for my love, lust, and attention…

…and seeing this…

…I, as a vibrant woman, must be aware…and notice when a good man looks my way…and he does look handsome…and that qualification could lead to some other nice things…

So, I walk over in front of him, and try not to shake my bodily attributes too much, and then I choreographically turn my full panoramic back curves toward him…because I know that I “have it!”…

Then, a long five seconds of silence passes, and I start to wonder if he is not interested…

…but then…

…he takes a couple of steps toward me and says…

… “Excuse me, Miss”…

…“but I couldn’t help but see the impression you made, as you strutted out of the party with your Florenwing dress, swinging up a storm!...

…”Florenwing himself should have been here, to see you 3D whip and kinetically twist his dress about as he intended! People will be talking about that glorious exit of yours for a while!”...

“I know that you have a beautiful name to go with your beautiful look!” he bets.

I tell him, “My name is Darling…

…Darling Dentasia”…

“Well, Darling, it seems that your name and your looks…are running gorgeously neck and neck, I say!,” the gentleman cracks a coa (cosmetic oral anatomy) and testifies.

“Why, thank you. And are you in the fashion world?” I ask him.

He replies, “No…I am…a…spy!…

…of sorts…

…I recover stolen artwork and other treasures of great importance…

…and, yes, I deal in the most important commodity of all…

…which is…

…information!…

 …and my name is…”

“Wait! I implore you,” I sultrily say to him, not ready to know it yet, “before you tell me your name, sir, may I just get a whiff of that attractive and stimulating fragrance that you’re emanating?”

And then, I lean in thisclose toward him, and I casually place my lips and nose near his ear and neck, and then inhale slowly and sensually, in a “make-the-fireworks-and-sparks-fly” kind of way…

…and then, I pull away from him, in a manner like we might have even always very  intimately known each other…

He says that his new fragrance is called…”Let’s Get Closer!”...

…and then I look diagnostically deep into his eyes…searching for the surface of his subconsciousness…

…and I say, “Maybe…I can give you a name…

…which will…

… for a long time, remind me…

…of this mysterious moment in which we are meeting for the first time!”…

Then I let out that, “Maybe, your name could be…

…“Let’s see…

…“Wait a minute…

…“I want to dream about you tonight!

…“then my heart will deeply know how to call out for you, for sure”…

…Then I tell him, “Here’s my card…let’s talk tomorrow”

Just then, as if timed perfectly, my vehicle is valet-delivered…

...and the valet opens the door, gets out, holds the door open for me, and leaves by saying, “I’m glad that you’re part of my beautiful night, Mam!”

After that, he gives me an unmistakably suggestive wink of the eye, then, the valet gives a thumbs-up to the man I just talked with, before hurriedly walking away to another high-end car to valet back.

As the man I just talked with, watches and waves to me as I drive away, I blow him a smiling air kiss…

…then I burn plenty of rubber out of there!...

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many…a person can try to smile only if they are alive, but if they are full of life, many smiles will come naturally!…does it feel good to have your belly full and warm?...I like hearing good music for the first time!….smiles!

They Say That In The End...You Can't Take Anything With You...But, Wait... You Can Take...Your Smile!

Busily planning your month-long, all-the-islands-of-Hawaii vacation, your "next year, I'm going to the North Pole and do some serious dogsledding...if it's not too cold!" smile is just giggling at the action on the radio, WHICH HAS THE HSR IN AN UNKNOWN VAST JUNGLE BECAUSE HE IS COMMISSIONED BY THE NEW PHARMACEUTICAL GIANT "CELLULAR PHARMACEUTICALS" TO FIND PLANTS WITH MULTI-MEDICINAL PROPERTIES, AND TO ESPECIALLY FIND AND RETRIEVE BACK TO THE LAB, THE MOST DIFFICULT BOTANICAL WONDER TO OBTAIN, THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM," BECAUSE IT ONLY GROWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FACE OF DEADLY CLIFFS, SO HSR IS DROPPED OFF BY A HELICOPTER

AND IS TOLD TO SIGNAL HEADQUARTERS WHEN HE HAS AN ADEQUATE AMOUNT OF RARE PLANT SPECIES, BUT UPON LANDING, HE HITS THE GROUND HARD AND BREAKS HIS RADIO, SO NOW HE HAS TO COMPLETE THE MISSION AND SOMEHOW SURVIVE HIS WALK BACK TO CIVILIZATION, AND AS HE TRUDGES THROUGH THE ALMOST-IMPENETRABLE FOLIAGE, HE SEES A FLOWER...

...THAT SMELLS LIKE SOME GOT-TO-HAVE PEANUT BUTTER!...AND THEN FURTHER ALONG...OMG! HSR THINKS TO HIMSELF, " I'LL LOOK, BUT NOT TOUCH, BECAUSE THIS FLOWER, OR WHAT EVER YOU MIGHT CALL IT...IT COULD BE AN ALIEN SOMETHING OR OTHER!"...

WHOA! HERE ARE SOME RARE GIANT BUCKET ORCHIDS THAT CAN CATCH AND DIGEST SOME FIST-SIZE RODENTS OR INSECTS...IF THEY MAKE A MISTAKE AND ACCIDENTALLY "DROP IN FOR A VISIT!"...

...EATING THE BERRIES FROM THIS TREE WILL MAKE YOU SEE WHAT YOU DREAM AND DREAM WHAT YOU SEE!...

IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT IF YOUR LIPS TOUCH THIS FLOWER...

...ITS EFFECT IS THAT YOU WILL BE PSYCHOLOGICALLY SENT ON YOUR PATH TO SEE THE TRUTH OF PEACE AND LOVE IN ALL THINGS! AND WHILE I WALK THROUGH EVEN MORE JUNGLE...I SEE A GANG OF TOUCANS, "MADLY SQUAWKING" AT EACH OTHER! 

...WITH TWO OF THEM PLAYING BACK-AND-FORTH TAG...LIKE MUHAMMAD ALI!..

I WATCH THEM PLAY FOR A WHILE, THINKING THAT I MIGHT LIKE A PAIR OF THEM IN A CAGE IN MY BACK YARD, BUT, THEY WOULD BE...IN A CAGE...AND NOT FREE AND UNENCUMBERED, LIKE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW...SO I'LL FORGET ABOUT THAT! BUT I NOW HAVE TO, AFTER WALKING FOR MILES THROUGH ALL OF THIS THICK JUNGLE CARPET AND TREES, USE JUST THE STRENGTH OF MY FINGERS TO TRAVERSE A LONG FACE OF A CLIFF, JUST LIKE THIS GUY...

...TO EVEN GET TO THE PLACE WHERE THE PRIZE PLANT IS RUMORED TO BE...

AND AFTER TWO OR SO HOURS OF THIS STRAINING, BUT SPECTACULAR VIEW PRODUCING, EXERCISE...

...THERE IT IS!...THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM!"

THEN HSR EXCLAIMS, "I'M JUST ABOUT THERE!

...I KNOW I CAN REACH IT!...

...JUST AS LONG AS I DON'T LOOK DOWN"...

HEY, I TOLD YOU, NOT TO LOOK DOWN!...

YIKES!...
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" I order you to feel good...right now!  "











Yep...

...just like we came in...

we can go out, and start "pushin' up" you know what!...

However, in between the two landmark dates in our lives, we make a difference, and alter things and events with our spheres of influence, emotions, and efforts.

And our families, friends, and loved ones get to know us and our faces, and how good we make them feel.

And they get to know the prime manifestation of happiness on our countenances...they get to know every nano inch...

...of our smiles!

Science has proven that no two people, fingerprints, thought patterns, bodies, and also, smiles, are exactly identical...and that's a good thing, that we have seemingly infinite variation!...

The impacts of each person's smile, then, are very specific, undeniable, and unique!

And since that, indeed, shall invariably and continue to be the case, your smile, I feel, more than likely, transitions with you into the afterlife, because your smile is such a big part of your personality and a very significant feature that people will remember about you!

Then, and therefore, our smiles, which are debatably the most powerful facio-emotional expressions, it is now postulated, are the most clear, lucid, and truthful windows to our souls!...

Stay well, live well, and be remembered well!

Oh yeah!...Dentists have a special place in heaven, because we make it possible for all people to be at the top of their "Personality Smile" game.





Today's take away...attain and maintain the best aesthetic and functional dental profile possible!

May you have many...don't you just love the beginning of your favorite song?... its either "get" or "be gotten"...hair today--gone tomorrow...smiles!