Friday, March 31, 2017

My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off…And Now Lots of Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him—Right In Front Of Me! Part 3.

It's sooo cold in the morning!...Me timbers be shiverin'!

But, I'm inside right now, so it's cool, and I'm under the covers, and my " I sometimes think that I would like to fly around in the air and look over at people going about their day, like the birds do!" smile just feels so giddy today, and personally, I'm going to close my eyes a little and dream about continuing HSR's adventure from "My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off...And Now, Lots of Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him--Right in Front Of Me! Part 2." preface, AND THAT'S WHERE HSR GETS TO PLAY WITH HIS POWERFUL "SEE ALL AND HEAR ALL" TELESCOPE IN THIS BIG CITY...



AND WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WILL SEE AND HEAR COMING FROM THE POPULACE OUTSIDE...

SO, HSR SWINGS THE TELESCOPE INTO ACTION, LIKE HE'S SOME CAPTAIN OF A SHIP OR SOMETHING

...AND THE FIRST THING HE SEES...IS...



...SOME PERSON THAT' MAYBE LATE FOR WORK!...

OH, MY GOSH...LOOKING AT A CHARTER SCHOOL...

...THIS LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GETTING


...COMMUNITY-DERIVED ANSWERS!...

MY, OH, MY...I THINK THAT SHE KNOWS WHERE TO GO FOR SOME


PRIMAL ATTENTION!...

AWW...ISN'T THIS...


JUST TOO SWEET!...

WAIT...JUST WAIT A MINUTE... I WANT


HER ON MY TEAM!..SHE'LL SELL ALL THE TICKETS!...

AND NOW...SWINGING OVER TO THE OCEAN...

EYEEEE!...THAT'S


WAY BETTER THAN WHAT I CAN DO!...

NOW...

UH OH...DO THESE PEOPLE...


HAVE MUTUAL AGREEMENTS?

SHUCKS!...SHOULD I...



...WHAT SHOULD I DO!...

WOW!...THIS MARRIED GUY IS HELPING OUT A LADY...


WHO'S NOT HIS WIFE!

LOOKS LIKE THINGS AREN'T...LOOKING UP...FOR HIM!... HA HA!...


HEY, YOUNG LADY...


...SLOW DOWN SOME...BECAUSE...

YOU DO WANT HIM TO WORK HARD TO CATCH YOU...

AND, YOU DO WANT HIM TO...EVENTUALLY...

PUT HIS PAWS ON YOU, RIGHT?
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"All that stuff that you think you need to do...well...you just "think" that you need to do it!"















It's a beautiful day and my boyfriend...

finally became "braces-free" the other day, and I just love to look into his sparkly teeth


 and beautiful eyes


...so he picks me up at my place and first, we head to the gas station


...for a fill up...

...and then, almost like clockwork, some girls passing in a car, honk their horn at him



and show him their stuff...

and they smile his way saying, "Hi, hi, Cutie Pie!"...

Those girls know that he's with me, and they're about to go away, down the street, so I don't stress one bit!

...but I'll tell any of them in a "New York Minute"..."hands off he's mine!"

But, just the other day...at the mall...we're just standing looking at men's suits, and he even has his arm around me, and giving me soft affectionate pecks on my cheek...I just love it...

...and it should be obvious that we're "an item!"...

But, yet, and still, this well-dressed woman comes up to us


and asks him, "I'd love to help, Sir! Please let me know if you need anything...and I do mean "anything!"...

Then, she just leaves and walks on...


and I was about to go after her and straighten her out, but my boyfriend held onto me and told me one more time, "You know you're the only one for me!"...

...then I calmed down,...some!...

So, after that, we stood in line at the food court and this girl in a "barely-there" floss mini skirt and high heels


came and stood in line behind us and...can you believe it!...she started softly bumping and rubbing my man with her body!...I could tell because I felt his body move!

Well, you know, I turned my head to look at her, and gave her a...



laser death stare...

...and after a brief second or two she just quickly turned and whipped her long straight hair in the process, with some of it glancing his shoulder,

and then she sashayed off, chiropractically twisting her assets in a major way...




so we went to the food court to relax a little, and there were these girls,,,


...and my back was turned to them, and I'm sure that they were just smiling and winking at my man, trying to get his attention...grrr...should I start a food fight?!

Well, thankfully, after my stressful time at the mall, we went to my house to look at the football game.

And when we settled down and tit was half time,


I started my first offensive plays...and you know how tit ended!...

...with a 99 yard, left and right juking, deeply-penetrating-into-the-zone touchdown, with plenty of cheerleading action and a quick-breathing post-victory dance!

My man and I are, so far, tied!...


(up in knots!)

What's this?...Time out?

Well, when the "Game" continues...

I've got a couple of "take-charge" trick plays up my dainty little lace sleeve to make him...

you know...

"Give it up!"

And I'm going to watch out for...as a matter of fact, I'm going to encourage...excessive grabbing!

But, girlfriend...

...I'll let you know what happens next time...that my boyfriend and I are out! For sure,  I'm gonna have to put more of those conniving"Bs" in their places!






May you have many...we want all of our needs, and we need all of our wants, right?...I see the ocean and the ocean sees me, and I see the clouds and the clouds see me!...in the future, people don't want microchip implants in their arms--but we all now carry microchips in our hands...smiles!

Friday, March 24, 2017

Ballet Gifs That Make Me So Happy!...

Life goes on!...and, yes!...you're included!

But you must step over all of the left-behind popcorn and candy wrappers on the public floor to get to your favorite theater seat, for you and your "I really like it when my voracious appetite is equally matched with a huge serving!" smile to stare at the big screen and see HSR as he continues things from "First Drone Delivery Of...False Teeth To A Dental Office!," and THE LAST TIME HSR FLEW, HE LANDED IN LASI, ROMANIA


AND REALLY LIKED THE AIRINESS AND THE ARCHITECTURE, AND HE MET A VERY FRIENDLY AND NATURE-LOVING ROMANIAN NAMED


ANTOANETA, AND

THEY SPENT THE NIGHT IN HIS HEATED AIR GLIDER, THAT ALSO HAS A SMALL FRIDGE,

AND MOST OF THE NIGHT, THEY TALKED AND LAUGHED ABOUT THINGS THAT YOUNG PEOPLE DO WHERE THEY ARE BOTH FROM...

AND THERE WAS A WHOLE LOT OF HANKY, BUT JUST A LITTLE BIT OF PANKY, GOING ON...

AND IN THE MORNING, HSR WAKES UP AND ANTOANETA ...SHE'S GONE!...

BUT SHE LEFT A NOTE THAT SAID...

"MULTUMIRI!...

 PENTRU FLYING...

PE MINE...PANA LA LUNA!"...


"TA...SARUTARE SUNT CA PRAF DE STELE!"...



"CHIAR TA TRANSPIRATIA... ESTE DULCE!"...

AND THE NOTE HAD HER PHONE NUMBER ON IT...

AND SHE DREW AND LEFT A PICTURE FOR HSR



THAT MAKES HIM WONDER, "MY SHE'S TALENTED!...WHEN I CAN, I'MA GET THE WORDS TRANSLATED...SHE SURE WAS FRIENDLY!...

SO, HSR FINISHES WAKING HIMSELF UP, AND HE BRUSHES HIS TEETH AND STUFF, ALL THE WHILE LOOKING FORWARD TO HIS NEXT


SKY VENTURE!...

BUT BEFORE HE GETS READY TO GET OFF,

A WOMAN...

COMES TO HIM AND SAYS, "MY NAME IS PFISZTERNE


KATARZYNA...

...AND I'M LOOKING FOR MY PET BEAR!...

HAVE YOU SEEN HIM...

WAIT!!... THERE HE IS!...HE'S COMING TO US!...

...COME HERE BEARY AND MEET THE NICE MAN!"...


AND HSR SAYS, " WELL, LADY...

"I LIKE BEARS, ESPECIALLY THE TEDDY KIND!...HOWEVER...

"HEY, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND TALK...BUT I'M OUTTA HERE...SEEEE YA!"

AND WITH THAT, HSR



HOPS...SKIPS...AND JUMPS RIGHT ON OUT OF THERE! AND...

ONCE AGAIN HE IS JUST SIMPLY DELIGHTED TO TAKE OFF


AND AFTER A WHILE HE PASSES NEGRESTI


BUT...NOT AFRAID OF RAIN...


BUT, DEFINITELY AFRAID OF LIGHTNING,


HSR STEERS CLEAR OF A STORM...

 AND MAKES IT OVER THE HISTORIC CITY OF BARLAD


AND BEARING A LITTLE SOUTH, HE COMES ACROSS BRAILA


THEN WEST TO PLOESTI


AND THEN SOUTH TO THE MIGHTY CITY OF BUCHAREST!...


BUT JUST THEN, AN AGGRESSIVE BAND OF BIRDS


ATTACK AND DRIVE HIM OFF COURSE...

AND HE MUST ASCEND IMMEDIATELY...WAY, WAY UP!


AND FINALLY COMING DOWN...

HSR'S JUST THANKFUL THAT HE DID NOT HAVE AN EVENT!...

SO, HE JUST COASTS A WHILE


AND THEN, HE NOTICES THAT HE'S ENTERED THE MEGA-OPOLIS...RUSE PYCE


AND HE SEES A MURAL ON A WALL


"IT'S SORTA GETTING DARK NOW," CONFIRMS HSR...

"SO, I'LL LAND ON TOP OF THAT HILL RIGHT THERE"


AND HSR LEVELS OFF AND MAKES A PICTURE PERFECT DECENT...


AND HE EXITS THE CRAFT TO STRETCH A LITTLE...

...AND SEE WHAT'S AROUND...

BUT JUST THEN...

SOME "NOT-SO-WELCOMING-LOOKING" PEOPLE...


COME UP TO HIM AND SAY, " HEY, BOSS, DA PLANE, DA PLANE...

...IT LOOKS LIKE...

...OUR PLANE!...
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Ballet!...

Especially...the Ballerinas!...

...Oh, Yes!...Wow!...

I can sit and watch them fly around and flutter all day!...



And the more...


...the...

...merrier!

The way that they effortlessly perform very difficult and muscularly-demanding


movements


with the greatest of ease...is just past awesome!


Many stories have been interpreted on the ballet stage


with loads of emotions, and pains, and...


...tears--from my eyes...so splendidissima!

Controlled chaos segueing into a simple and peaceful and settling calm...


Then, all of a sudden, a whirling human tornado whips into existence...


...and when this "electro-physical phenomenon" subsides, supreme balance is maintained and immaculate artistic integrity remains eloquently intact!


Many aficionados believe that an undeniable illusion is created when the ballerinas are up on their toes, with help from the pointe shoes


creating an extra-long leg look

with culminating curvatures that look super good and "breath-gasping!"


Misty Copeland 

is so good at her game,

with her flexibility 


and naturally "zero-percent-body-fat"


and all...

that...

...it seems like she just


...at will...

...plays and toys around with her "just-can't-help-but-be-perfect" moves...

...like a True...


and Weightless...Angel!

OMG!...the way she spins....if her shoes were drill bits...


she could bore and disappear right through the floor!

Yes!...

The discipline and practice to achieve the perfect positioning and form...with supreme elegance and grace!...


..."My, oh, my!" is all that I can murmur!

...I take my hat off to the Gravity-Defying 


Grand Ballerinas...

...that "make 


love to our eyes!"

I just know that she has massive followers and groupies wherever she


first-class travels around the world!

And the long-stem roses and flowers...

Gosh!...All of those post-performance petals!...


...there are so many, given with Love, that...

...one can just play


like a kid with them!

I say, truthfully, that I can't wait for my next "Culturally Uplifting" exposure to the "Grand and Group Complexities"


that make Ballet Companies one of the most beautiful parts of our human existence!

Oh, yeah...and I hate to see any great performance...


...come to an end!







May you have many...don't stop with the full stroke--don't stop till you get enough!...drunk with life or sober with life--the choice is yours!...try to catch a second of time with your hand!...smiles!