It's sooo cold in the morning!...Me timbers be shiverin'!
...SOME PERSON THAT' MAYBE LATE FOR WORK!...
OH, MY GOSH...LOOKING AT A CHARTER SCHOOL...
...THIS LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GETTING
...COMMUNITY-DERIVED ANSWERS!...
MY, OH, MY...I THINK THAT SHE KNOWS WHERE TO GO FOR SOME
PRIMAL ATTENTION!...
AWW...ISN'T THIS...
JUST TOO SWEET!...
WAIT...JUST WAIT A MINUTE... I WANT
HER ON MY TEAM!..SHE'LL SELL ALL THE TICKETS!...
AND NOW...SWINGING OVER TO THE OCEAN...
EYEEEE!...THAT'S
WAY BETTER THAN WHAT I CAN DO!...
NOW...
UH OH...DO THESE PEOPLE...
HAVE MUTUAL AGREEMENTS?
SHUCKS!...SHOULD I...
...WHAT SHOULD I DO!...
WOW!...THIS MARRIED GUY IS HELPING OUT A LADY...
WHO'S NOT HIS WIFE!
LOOKS LIKE THINGS AREN'T...LOOKING UP...FOR HIM!... HA HA!...
HEY, YOUNG LADY...
...SLOW DOWN SOME...BECAUSE...
YOU DO WANT HIM TO WORK HARD TO CATCH YOU...
AND, YOU DO WANT HIM TO...EVENTUALLY...
PUT HIS PAWS ON YOU, RIGHT?
Love Toothbrush®
"All that stuff that you think you need to do...well...you just "think" that you need to do it!"
It's a beautiful day and my boyfriend...
finally became "braces-free" the other day, and I just love to look into his sparkly teeth
and beautiful eyes
...so he picks me up at my place and first, we head to the gas station
...for a fill up...
...and then, almost like clockwork, some girls passing in a car, honk their horn at him
and show him their stuff...
and they smile his way saying, "Hi, hi, Cutie Pie!"...
Those girls know that he's with me, and they're about to go away, down the street, so I don't stress one bit!
...but I'll tell any of them in a "New York Minute"..."hands off he's mine!"
But, just the other day...at the mall...we're just standing looking at men's suits, and he even has his arm around me, and giving me soft affectionate pecks on my cheek...I just love it...
...and it should be obvious that we're "an item!"...
But, yet, and still, this well-dressed woman comes up to us
and asks him, "I'd love to help, Sir! Please let me know if you need anything...and I do mean "anything!"...
Then, she just leaves and walks on...
and I was about to go after her and straighten her out, but my boyfriend held onto me and told me one more time, "You know you're the only one for me!"...
...then I calmed down,...some!...
So, after that, we stood in line at the food court and this girl in a "barely-there" floss mini skirt and high heels
came and stood in line behind us and...can you believe it!...she started softly bumping and rubbing my man with her body!...I could tell because I felt his body move!
Well, you know, I turned my head to look at her, and gave her a...
laser death stare...
...and after a brief second or two she just quickly turned and whipped her long straight hair in the process, with some of it glancing his shoulder,
and then she sashayed off, chiropractically twisting her assets in a major way...
so we went to the food court to relax a little, and there were these girls,,,
But, I'm inside right now, so it's cool, and I'm under the covers, and my " I sometimes think that I would like to fly around in the air and look over at people going about their day, like the birds do!" smile just feels so giddy today, and personally, I'm going to close my eyes a little and dream about continuing HSR's adventure from "My Boyfriend Just Got His Braces Off...And Now, Lots of Gorgeous Women Are Shamelessly Hitting On Him--Right in Front Of Me! Part 2." preface, AND THAT'S WHERE HSR GETS TO PLAY WITH HIS POWERFUL "SEE ALL AND HEAR ALL" TELESCOPE IN THIS BIG CITY...
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT HE WILL SEE AND HEAR COMING FROM THE POPULACE OUTSIDE...
SO, HSR SWINGS THE TELESCOPE INTO ACTION, LIKE HE'S SOME CAPTAIN OF A SHIP OR SOMETHING
...AND THE FIRST THING HE SEES...IS...
OH, MY GOSH...LOOKING AT A CHARTER SCHOOL...
...THIS LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GETTING
...COMMUNITY-DERIVED ANSWERS!...
MY, OH, MY...I THINK THAT SHE KNOWS WHERE TO GO FOR SOME
PRIMAL ATTENTION!...
AWW...ISN'T THIS...
JUST TOO SWEET!...
WAIT...JUST WAIT A MINUTE... I WANT
HER ON MY TEAM!..SHE'LL SELL ALL THE TICKETS!...
AND NOW...SWINGING OVER TO THE OCEAN...
EYEEEE!...THAT'S
WAY BETTER THAN WHAT I CAN DO!...
NOW...
UH OH...DO THESE PEOPLE...
HAVE MUTUAL AGREEMENTS?
SHUCKS!...SHOULD I...
...WHAT SHOULD I DO!...
WOW!...THIS MARRIED GUY IS HELPING OUT A LADY...
WHO'S NOT HIS WIFE!
LOOKS LIKE THINGS AREN'T...LOOKING UP...FOR HIM!... HA HA!...
HEY, YOUNG LADY...
...SLOW DOWN SOME...BECAUSE...
YOU DO WANT HIM TO WORK HARD TO CATCH YOU...
AND, YOU DO WANT HIM TO...EVENTUALLY...
PUT HIS PAWS ON YOU, RIGHT?
Love Toothbrush®
"All that stuff that you think you need to do...well...you just "think" that you need to do it!"
It's a beautiful day and my boyfriend...
finally became "braces-free" the other day, and I just love to look into his sparkly teeth
...so he picks me up at my place and first, we head to the gas station
...for a fill up...
...and then, almost like clockwork, some girls passing in a car, honk their horn at him
and show him their stuff...
and they smile his way saying, "Hi, hi, Cutie Pie!"...
Those girls know that he's with me, and they're about to go away, down the street, so I don't stress one bit!
...but I'll tell any of them in a "New York Minute"..."hands off he's mine!"
But, just the other day...at the mall...we're just standing looking at men's suits, and he even has his arm around me, and giving me soft affectionate pecks on my cheek...I just love it...
...and it should be obvious that we're "an item!"...
But, yet, and still, this well-dressed woman comes up to us
Then, she just leaves and walks on...
and I was about to go after her and straighten her out, but my boyfriend held onto me and told me one more time, "You know you're the only one for me!"...
...then I calmed down,...some!...
So, after that, we stood in line at the food court and this girl in a "barely-there" floss mini skirt and high heels
came and stood in line behind us and...can you believe it!...she started softly bumping and rubbing my man with her body!...I could tell because I felt his body move!
Well, you know, I turned my head to look at her, and gave her a...
...and after a brief second or two she just quickly turned and whipped her long straight hair in the process, with some of it glancing his shoulder,
and then she sashayed off, chiropractically twisting her assets in a major way...
Well, thankfully, after my stressful time at the mall, we went to my house to look at the football game.
And when we settled down and tit was half time,
I started my first offensive plays...and you know how tit ended!...
...with a 99 yard, left and right juking, deeply-penetrating-into-the-zone touchdown, with plenty of cheerleading action and a quick-breathing post-victory dance!
My man and I are, so far, tied!...
(up in knots!)
What's this?...Time out?
Well, when the "Game" continues...
I've got a couple of "take-charge" trick plays up my dainty little lace sleeve to make him...
you know...
"Give it up!"
And I'm going to watch out for...as a matter of fact, I'm going to encourage...excessive grabbing!
But, girlfriend...
...I'll let you know what happens next time...that my boyfriend and I are out! For sure, I'm gonna have to put more of those conniving"Bs" in their places!
May you have many...we want all of our needs, and we need all of our wants, right?...I see the ocean and the ocean sees me, and I see the clouds and the clouds see me!...in the future, people don't want microchip implants in their arms--but we all now carry microchips in our hands...smiles!