So,
this Dental Halloween Tale
starts with a
a New Herman Ostrow USC
Dental Graduate
buying a used Dental Building
on the outskirts of town,
sight unseen, for 'next to nothing,'
through a slick
salesman,
and he can't wait for an
Open House Appointment,
so he decides to
drive himself out
that night and he takes
the highway
and when he gets there,
the gate...
opens up
for him!
Now, a lot of strange things
happen to him,
like an image in a crystal ball
inviting him to meet
some of
the
others!
But all of a sudden,
he get the creeps and
decides to leave the place,
however,
it is not that easy,
as he must evade
many 'Things'
that seem to
want him to stay...
...for good!
But,
when he gets a chance to
fly through a window
And it burns so much that
he has to go back inside
The Place!
Once inside again,
he goes down some halls
and passes by
some rooms,
and a Nice Lady
invites him into
Now, going down another
hallway,
he decides to
speed things up!
But a woman stops him
and
she wants to show him his
Dental Operatory
and his first Dental
Patient, who promises to
sit very still!
Not liking this situation at all,
the Dentist scrams out of there
and then they both see an open door and
'make themselves scarce!'
Next, they
pause for a minute
and
make a comforting fire
and plan to get back
to his car and find
Freedom again!
...
So,
as they relax and
fall asleep,
the fire dies down
natural scapes, and
after a while
he wakes up
to a little snow,
but his friend that he just met
is nowhere to be seen,
however,
there is one thing
to be seen,
which is definitely not welcoming,
and he starts to run, again,
as before,
and he hurries inside
and shuts
the door and runs past the
'Personalized
Crystal Ball,' and
avoids several scary
hallways
and
as he enters,
a woman says to the Dentist,
"Please come in and relax!...You look like
you could use some rest!"
So,
she blows out the candle
...Come a
little closer..."
Then, as if under a trance,
the weight of the Dentist's eyelids,
seems too heavy
to Resist!
...
His eyelids now
frictionlessly shut as if they were
well-oiled machines...
...and after a bit of solid slumber,
the Dentist internally envisions a bright
and
sunny day...
Now his subconsciousness seems to
look to the sky with
reverence!
And he sleep-speaks to himself,
"I'm just a regular old Dentist
who just finished USC Dental School,
and I can't wait to open
my Practice and start helping People!"
With that, some cumulonimbus varieties
seem to
'go with the flow!'
Then he thinks, "But my journey
has not been easy...
...there have been many obstacles!"
Now, the clouds swirl with some
...this!...
"I have student loans to pay!"
Uh, oh
This Halloween...
...May you have many...
...Smiles!...
