Friday, October 18, 2024

How To Avoid Being...Bitten By Vampires !...That Is...Unless You... Part 2!...

  


"Oh No!...Get that thing away From Me!....


I Can't Stand It!"...








To keep the Vampires at bay and away, 

there are said to be 

several suggested techniques

that one can employ...


First,

Garlic

is said to be very pungent and 

repulsive 

to those Creatures!

...But reeking of garlic 

can also 'test the bonds'

between you and your family 

and coworkers!





Being outside most of the time 

during the daylight hours 

will help you 

not 

come across them, 

for 

I hear that many of them are not 

daylight-tolerant 

and they will feel much pain 

and even 

disintegrate

because of the Solar Photons!


Protection through the use of Holy Water,

some say,

has

reliable repellant Results!


But the Method 

that I might rely on

the most

is to 

facially confront them with

a Divine Crucifix of our Lord 

Jesus Christ!...And...


...Stop them in their Tracks...and...

make them 


get outta there!




However...

...if you are 'Down To Be Bitten,'

don't confront your 

'Friendly Vampire' 

with

the above avoidance implements, 

and


enjoy yourself


while it Lasts!





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