I Just Broke Out of My Doll Box!...
...Yes, I'm Free...Hey!...
...Why don't You and I
get into
Something Halloweenie!"
"I look like
you can Trust Me, right?"
Yes, People!...
Teeth...
...Make The World Go
'Round!
We depend on our
Specialized Oral Bones
to
masticate our foods,
and to help us
to speak,
and to
protect ourselves
from our
enemies...
and to
excite
our Friends!
And Mouths and Teeth can
give Nonverbal Cues
that have real meanings!
But...'Get A Room'
if
you have to!
Hey...
you know that
this is the
'Teeth Time Of The Year,' right?
Yes!...
One needs teeth
for all of that
Candy...
and
for all of that 'Biting!'
So,
for Today's Piece,
we want to
'Take It To The Streets'
and find out
who has the
'Better Looking Teeth'...
Dracula,
or
Draculea!
And to help us get a
'Word On The Street'
sampling of Opinions,
we have our own
Doctor Isabella Incisa
to get to the facts!
"Good day, folk!
I'm
going to jump right in
and
see how People feel!"...
"And here's our first subject:
Good Morning, Miss...
Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure
you can!"
"Whose teeth
do you think look better?...Dracula...or Draculea?"
"I like Dracula's
better!
I hear that
his are
so sharp that
it just feels like a
Monkey Bite...you know...nice and warm
with no pain!"
"Thank you...
that's good to know!"
"Hi, you two!
Whose teeth are better?
Dracula's or Draculea's?"
"Oh, that's easy for us...
We both Love
Draculea!...She can be demanding,
and sometimes,
even a vicious _ _ _ _ _! But
that just comes with her
'Sweet and Sour' Packaging!"
"And you, Sir!...
Whose teeth are best?"
"That's Easy!...
Hands down, I think
Draculea's is
more
white!
And, oh yeah...
she knows
what she wants
and...
she's a little rough!
I like her style!"
"And you, Miss...
Who is your choice?"
"Oh, you know that
'Drac's
Da Mac!'
I Love Everything
about him!
As a matter of fact,
I'd Love to go
to Transylvania
and
'Give All Of Myself' To Him!"
"Sir, Do you have a
'New York Minute?'
I want to know if
you prefer the teeth of
Dracula or Draculea?"
"Well, I'm a Man
of Sophisticated Taste
and
last year
I met a woman with
'Moving Teeth!"
Needless to say,
I was blown away!
But, I was shocked when
she told me that
she worked at a competing
Bank across the street!
Anyway... I can't get enough of her!
...Draculea...all the way!"
"I want Dracula
and she
has a thing for
Draculea!"
"Me...
Why...
I Love
Him!"
Hey Lady Interviewer!
I 'm asking you...
which teeth
do you like the best?"
I'll be straight with you!...
That's
for Me to know and
You to find out!"
"And with that,
Ladies and Gentlemen...
'We're Out!'"
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