...seeing you in the flesh!...
"Don't worry about all of those CEOs
that want to meet you in ten minutes!...
...they need you,
more than you need them!
So, let's meditatively breathe...and
just be...
"Beautiful You!"
"Hi, Dr. Report...I'm the CEO of my own company...
...and I want to merge
with you!"!"
"Hollywood...why is it that
when ever I go shopping and
see all if these fine things and good deals,
all I can think of is
"It looks like I'm having
a
Hair Day!"
"Good Day, Reader!
I am the "Narrator...For Real!"
Yes...I'm going to "give it to you!...
as fast as you can
"Ladies!
Get ready and
please form one
remember...
none of this!
"Hi Hollywood!...
I just wanted to say...
mmm, let's see...
it's right on the tip of my tongue!...
Come on!...
Oh, yes...thank you for the triple crust blackberry cobbler
with
your affections on top!"
"Doctor Report!...
Let's go...
the other cast members are waiting!
People, I guess that HSR better watch it
when he gets into the deep ocean waters in the future
but anyway,
you and your
"Life, as we know it, is getting more difficult, and maybe even more uncertain...but...
...still keep the Faith...and the Love!"
smiles
are
looking forward
with baited breath and a
box of popcorn!
Oh, yes... and
this Episode is delivered and brought to you
by way of
from far away to
see the show on the big screen
inside
this person's abode!
There goes HSR again...
trying to do regular things...in
a different way!
Sometimes it works
and it's a little funny...
making people laugh,
and sometimes
it's not funny, but
people still laugh!
But HSR's predicaments are hardly going to stop there
because, he always seems to sniff out
bad outcomes,
like last time, during
"Hey, Doc…How Many Types Of Smiles Are There, Anyway?,"
where HSR,
WHILE ON BREAK FROM USC
DENTAL SCHOOL,
IS AT THE BAR AT KINNIKINNICK
CAMPGROUNDS
BY PORT EDWARD, BRITISH COLOMBIA, IN CANADA,
AND HSR GOES THROUGH
A LOT OF STUFF
(CHECK IT OUT!)
BUT HE EVENTUALLY WAKES UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
...OR RATHER,
IN THE MIDDLE OF
"SNOW
LAND!"...
WITH A CONTINGENT OF
SLED DOGS AND
A SLED
SO, HE STARTS HIS JOURNEY EAST
BUT AS THE SUN STARTS TO SET
IN THE "FROZEN ZONE,"
HE AND THE DOGS,
VERY FORTUNATELY,
AND BY CHANCE,
ENCOUNTER THIS LADY
OUTSIDE
AND SHE OFFERS HER PLACE
TO COME IN FROM THE COLD...
AND THIS WOMAN
ALONG WITH THE FIRST ONE
MAKE HSR
VERY
HAPPY AND WARM!
BUT,
AFTER A DAY OR TWO (TWO!)
OF REST AND RELAXATION,
HSR , DECIDES THAT HE MUST KEEP MOVING,
SO,
HE TAKES OFF EAST AGAIN
BUT,
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...
A REALLY BIG
AND BAD
SNOW STORM
HITS!
AND HSR CAN'T EVEN SEE IN FRONT OF HIM
SO, HE TRUDGES AHEAD A LITTLE MORE,
THEN,
HSR,
WITH HIS FREEZING SELF,
PITCHES A TENT
AND HE AND THE DOGS RIDE OUT THE STORM SOME,
WHILE HSR DREAMS ABOUT
A WOMAN THAT'S TRYING TO TELL HIM SOMETHING...
BUT HE JUST CAN'T MAKE OUT WHAT SHE'S SAYING,
HOWEVER,
IN THE MORNING,
HE GOES OUTSIDE THE TENT
AND HSR IS SHOCKED TO SEE
OMG!...A HOT SPRING!
PLUS,
A PRETTY
AURORA!...
SO,
AS HE WARMS UP IN THE WATER...
...HOLY COW!
A HUNGRY AND SAVAGE
WOLF APPEARS!
WHAT'S THIS!...
THAT WOLF MORPHS INTO
A SNOW WOMAN
AND SHE LOOKS AT HIM FOR A COUPLE OF MOMENTS...
THEN SHE SAYS,
"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
LONGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!
BUT,
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
I WILL BRIEF YOU!...
...
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE ALIVE THAT
HAS THE TRAITS TO UNEARTH
THE TREASURES NEEDED TO SAVE
THE STATUS QUO OF THE EARTH!...
BUT...
...BEWARE!
THERE ARE OTHER
COMPETING
POWERS, FORCES, AND EVEN
PLASMATIDS
TRYING TO TAKE AWAY
WHAT YOU WILL FIND!"
"POWERS LIKE WHAT?" ASKS HSR,
JUST BARELY BELIEVING
WHAT HE IS NOW SEEING...
"FROSTMANON
WILL TRY AND FREEZE YOU IN YOUR TRACKS...
AND
SNOWDALITH
WILL TRY TO
SUCK THE LIVING HEAT
OUT OF YOU AND YOUR DOGS!" THE WOMAN
WARNS...
AND EVEN VERY ATTRACTIVE, HUMAN-LIKE
FORMS WILL TRY TO TRICK YOU!"
"WELL, WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR,
AND WHERE WILL I GO?" ASKS HSR...
"FIRST, YOU WILL PROCEED TO THE EXACT
MIDPOINT BETWEEN TRUE NORTH
AND
MAGNETIC NORTH!"
"HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN I'M THERE!"
DESPERATELY ASKS HSR...
"FIRST, YOUR COMPASS WILL SPIN LIKE CRAZY,
AND THEN,
THE AURORAS
WILL APPEAR!
BUT THE AURORAS THAT YOU WILL SEE
WILL BE FAR FROM "NORMAL!"
FROM THERE, YOU WILL RECEIVE FURTHER GUIDANCE
FROM THE VOICE OF
BORIS BOREALIS!"
"YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH ME ARE YOU!" CRIES HSR...
"NO," SAYS
THE SNOW LADY,
AS SHE TURNS BACK INTO
A WOLF!
BUT, BEFORE SHE WALKS AWAY,
SHE SAYS,
"BEWARE OF THE FORCES TO YOUR LEFT!"
AND HSR LOOKS TO HIS LEFT
AND SEES
SOME OTHER WOLVES!
"NOW...
...BE GONE!"
ORDERS THE WOMAN!
"It's untamed Human Nature to want more, more, more, but, it's better, health-wise, if we learn that we really don't need and shouldn't have everything!"
It's almost New Years and
the Dentist is about to
"PARTAY!"
So, he gets ready by cleaning up
and he leaves the house
and walks to the Party Place,
but,
on the way, a person asks him for
some help
"Why don't you come to a party with me?" the Dentist asks.
"Sure," she says!
And after some obligatory shivering outside
the Dentist and the Lady finally get in
where the "action" is!
"I'd love to help you with your coat, Sir...or
or with anything else!"
So, now, the Dentist gets a drink
and he starts to have fun
Midnight time
is
approaching!
But what is this!...
Was there something in the drink?
Because the Dentist is
seeing
OMG!
Then, he sees a lady, who is his patient, saying, "Hey...
I Love You!"
And another lady requests,
"Please walk me to the Ladies Room!"
And the Dentist obliges,
and he passes
a picture on the way...
"Hi there, Handsome!
Good to see you!
I know what you got for Christmas!
Oh, and thank you for
the presents from
Fredrick's!...
How'd you know that I
wanted them?
Well, you have my number, so
call me tomorrow, or
I'll be sad!"
And looking "this
close" into a
strange wall mirror,
the Dentist
sees this lady in the mirror, who says,
"Raise your hands in the air...
....and Party like you just don't care!"
And the Dentist turns around and sees a
Lady with some
nice accessories!
"Sir," says this woman,
"I need you
to come home
with me!"
"And do what?" asks the
Dentist...
I want you to turn like me
and walk through this place
with me!"
"Okay, which lady are
you?"
"It doesn't matter! Just follow
me down these
stairs!
Keep coming!
here we are!...
But,
before we go any further...
I need to know, who are
you!...Tell me!"
"I'm just a Dentist, Lady...
Honest!"
"Okay...I need you to come with me!
And if you do so voluntarily...
you can have all of me!....
...but I warn you...that there's so
much more included!
Now, walk
with me through this door!
...and now this door!
...Yes!...
But!
then, suddenly, and
without warning...
this woman
appears into the
Dentist's consciousness
and says,
"I'm Kassja.Pl!
I'm on the Internet!...
Doctor!...What are you doing here
in this
off-limits part of your
Gray Matter?
I know that we all have our fears,
but,
we do not have to confront and
intimately wrestle with them all!...
I must get you out of here,
but to do so,
I must,
please forgive me,
wake you up like this!
Get ready!"
...
And now, the Dentist, in a stupor,
slowly wakes up!
And this Pretty Lady
with a really Beautiful Smile
comes over to the Dentist
and says,
"I remember you from High School!
And, boy, did I have a Crush on you!
I'm going to help you over to my place
right now and
nurse
you
back to Vigorous
Health...
the best way I know how!
Come on...let's go!"
...
It took a couple of days and nights
of
putting her whole self into her
"Very Intense Body Therapy"
for the Dentist
to get him all back,
...and, yes!...it worked!...
Now...
he's so very thankful, and,
now that the Dentist is back to his acute senses,
he sees that
the Lady that helped him,
well,
she really does have the Best Smile
that he's ever seen!
May you have many...
"My Great Man!...
Just when I think that it's
impossible to love you more...
...then tomorrow comes!"...
..."Looking deep into Hollywood's eyes
I see a man who is intent on doing good
and helping all of Mankind, and
especially Womankind, but
there is so much help that is needed
that it seems that he is spread too thin!
But I love seeing him try for me!"...
..."Hollywood!...What are you doing out here in the desert?
And you have water?
Oh boy!...
I'ma thank you with...
all of my heart!...
...smiles!
"Merry Christmas and
Happy New Year!"
"You are the Best Man that
I ever met!"
"You have opened my mind to
all of the many possibilities
here on Earth, and in the infinite
CelestialSphere!"
"Hollywood!
It's time for you to wake up from
our afternoon nap in the park!
The Love ToothBrush® ...once it starts...it doesn't stop!
Maybe we meet in 2019!Do you have a scenario that you would like HSR to encounter?...Please leave it in the comments!
