Don’t
over do
anything in Life...
...except Life itself!
Wise Words!
Life can be Sweet, especially if
you have it good!
But HSR has a level of 'Goodness' in his life,
however, it vacillates by his own
'silly actions'
that he doesn't think
all the way through!
These facts are
very evident
'all over the place'
in
"The 'Smilerati'…
...Dentistry’s Coolest...
and before that
in
and before that,
during
"They Say That In The End...You Can't Take Anything With You...
...But, Wait... You Can
Take...
Your Smile!"
So,
HSR MUST NOW
BREAK OUT THE TISSUE...
AND WIPE CLEAN!...
HE'S BEING DROPPED OFF
BY A HELICOPTER
THAT'S LOOKING FOR A SAFE
PLACE TO LAND...
BUT THE IMPATIENT PILOT
JUST PUSHES DR. HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT OUT
INTO A VERY DENSE,
MISTY, AND
FULL-OF-LIFE JUNGLE,
AND HE IS SENT THERE
BY HIS CONTRACTOR,
THE BIOTECH FIRM
CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS.COM,
AND
THEY PROMISE HIM
EXCELLENT COMPENSATION
WHICH HSR WILL USE
WHEN HE STARTS
ANOTHER TRIMESTER
AT
THE GREAT
DENTAL SCHOOL AT
USC!
BUT,
HE GETS NO GUARANTEES
ON THIS MISSION
FOR HIS SAFETY,
AND HE IS TASKED WITH
FINDING AT LEAST THREE
OF THE MOST POWERFUL,
MEDICINE-LADEN
ORGANIC PLANT SPECIES,
AND
BRING THEM BACK
TO THE COMPANY,
BUT,
AS HE DROPS FROM THE COPTER
HE BREAKS SOME BRANCHES
ON HIS WAY DOWN
AND
HSR LANDS HARD
ON THE JUNGLE FLOOR,
BREAKING HIS TWO-WAY RADIO
AND HIS CELL PHONE
SO NOW,
HSR HAS TO USE HIS WITS
ABOUT HIM
AND FIND THE PLANTS
PLUS GET BACK
TO THE BIG CITY
SO,
HE KNOWS THAT THE
MOST IMPORTANT PLANT
FOR HIM TO FIND,
IS THE "SUCCULENT OF DOOM,"
WHICH GROWS WELL
ON THE FACES
OF STEEP CLIFFS...
LIKE THIS ONE...
SO,
HSR DUSTS HIMSELF OFF
AFTER THE
BARELY
NON-INJURIOUS FALL
AND LOOKS ONE WAY
AND THEN
ANOTHER WAY,
WHICH ALSO
HAS NO PATHS TO WALK DOWN...BUT
HSR REMEMBERS...
"THIS IS
'THE JUNGLE!'...
...AND THERE AIN'T NO STINKIN' PATHS!"...
WELL,
LOOKING ANOTHER WAY
HSR ALMOST
FALLS BACK IN FEAR,
BECAUSE THAT THERE TREE
DOESN'T LOOK FRIENDLY...
OR NATURAL!...
SO,
HE LOOKS THE FOURTH WAY
AND SAYS,
"SHEESH!...GIMME A BREAK!"
SO,
HSR CAUTIOUSLY
TIP TOES AROUND THE FUZZY
AND FUNNY-LOOKING GIANT PLANT
...
AND...
AFTER WALKING
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE MILES...
HE EMERGES
FROM A SMALL VALLEY AND
LOOKS TO THE RIGHT...
AND SEES...
"YIPEE!...THERE'S A PRETTY CLIFF!
AND
THERE'S SOME GREEN STUFF
ON ITS FACE,
WHICH MEANS,
I JUST MIGHT FIND
SOME OF WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!"...
SO,
HSR MAKES HIS WAY OVER THERE,
BUT ONE PART OF THE FACE IS
JUST TOO WET--AND SLIPPERY!
"THAT WAY IS OUT OF THE QUESTION!"
CONFIRMS HSR...
SO,
HE REACHES A DRIER PART
AND STARTS HIS ASCENSION...
AND AFTER ATTAINING
A GOOD DISTANCE UP
HSR SLIDES
TO THE SIDE AWHILE
AND AFTER SOME TIME...
HE SEES IT!...
"THERE IT IS...
THE 'SUCCULENT OF DOOM!'"
AN EXCITED HSR SAYS IN JOY!
"I THINK I'LL
KEEP ON GOING
TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS CLIFF
FOR MORE PLANTS...
"I MIGHT 'GET LUCKY!,'"
THINKS HSR...
AND GUESS WHAT...
HE COMES ACROSS A
PARTICULARLY RARE...
AND RUMORED VERY POTENT...
"FALL FOR ME"
FLOWERING BUSH!
"I'M ON A ROLL, NOW!"
EXCLAIMS HSR!...
AND OF COURSE...
...HE DOES
THE ONE THING THAT
CLIMBERS ARE NOT SUPPOSE DO...
..."DON'T
LOOK
DOWN!"...
SO,
HE
GETS HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER
THEN,
HE PACKS THE SECOND SPECIMEN
INTO A POUCH,
BUT,
RIGHT THEN...
HSR IS SOMEWHAT STARTLED!...
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
SOMEONE ASKS,
"HEY, BUDDY...
...IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU FOUND SOME
OF THE GOOD STUFF, MAN!"
AND HSR
TURNS TO THE SIDE AND SEES
A GUY JUST HANGING THERE!
AND HSR SAYS,
"WHOA! YOU HAD ME THERE
FOR A MINUTE!...
HEY, MY NAME IS REPORT!"
"NICE HANGIN' WITH YOU, REPORT!...
MY NAME IS ATTABOY,
ATTABOY FLY,"
CONTINUES THE OTHER CLIMBER,
"I WOULD
SHAKE YOUR HAND RIGHT NOW,
BUT..."
THEN,
THEY BOTH LET OUT A CHUCKLE
AT HIS JOKE...
"HEY, REPORT...
THAT'S MY WIFE OVER THERE
HER NAME'S NIMBELLA...
AND
OVER THERE'S
MY DAUGHTER
"LEDGE!"
SHE'S BEEN ACTING SOUR TODAY...
SO
WE HAVE HER
COOLING HER HEELS ON...
...A...LEDGE!"...
"AND FURTHER DOWN,
IS MY SON
"ROCKY!"
"AND WAY OVER THERE IS MY SISTER
"SNOW!"
"SO, SHE'S SNOW FLY?"
OBSERVES HSR...
"GOT THAT RIGHT,
REPORT," SAYS ATTABOY...
"HEY,
MR. REPORT...WHEN YOU'RE THROUGH
PICKING OUT PLANTS...
PLEASE,
COME ON OVER TO OUR PLACE
DOWN THE HILL!"
SO,
WITH TWO MAGICAL PLANTS
IN HIS POSSESSION,
HSR CALLS IT A DAY...
AND
HE
WILL SEE WHAT'S UP
WHEN TOMORROW COMES!...
NOW.
EVERY ONE HEADS OVER
TO ATTABOY'S PLACE AND
WHILE
THEY'RE FIXING DINNER,
HSR SAYS,
"I CAN TELL THAT YOU GUYS
REALLY LOVE IT UP HERE!...BUT,
MR. FLY,
WERE YOU RAISED IN THE MOUNTAINS, TOO?"...
"I SURE WAS, MR. REPORT,"
CONTINUES ATTABOY,
"TO US, OUR CLIFF WALLS
ARE JUST LIKE SIDEWALKS...
"BUT,
WE LIVE OUR LIVES
NINTY DEGREES
DIFFERENTLY
THAN CITY FOLK!
"SOME PEOPLE GET OFF
ON THE HORIZONTAL...WELL...
WE GET OFF ON THE VERTICAL!
YES,
WE REALLY DO,
LITERALLY,
LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE,
RIGHT LEDGE?"
SAYS ATTABOY...
"RIGHT, ERR, RIGHT ANGLE, DAD,"
RESPONDS LEDGE...
ATTABOY CONTINUES,
"I DON'T THINK THAT
WE COULD MAKE IT OTHERWISE!...
NOW,
ATTABOY'S SISTER,
SNOW FLY,
SAYS,
"SO, MR. REPORT,
THOSE TWO PLANTS YOU HAVE...
THEY'RE ALMOST THE STRONGEST...
...THERE ARE A BUNCH MORE
RARE MEDICAL PLANTS OUT HERE,
MAYBE
I CAN SHOW TOMORROW!"
"WELL, THANK YOU,
SNOW FLY!,"
SAYS HSR...
AND SNOW ADDS,
"THERE ARE TWO PLANTS
THAT I KNOW
YOU'LL REALLY LIKE....
...ONE'S VERY IMPORTANT TO US...
IT'S FOR
VERTIGO!...
...BUT,
THEY'RE ON THE
MOST RUGGED CLIFFS OUT HERE"...
NOW,
ATTABOY'S WIFE,
NIMBELLA,
HAPPILY ANNOUNCES,
"DINNER'S READY...
COME AND GET IT!"
SO,
WE ALL TAKE A SEAT
AND EVERY ONE
CHOWS DOWN
LIKE THEY MEAN IT...
WITH LITTLE TALKING!...
THEN,
AFTER DINNER,
SNOW FLY SAYS TO HSR,
"CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING
OUTSIDE?"
AND HSR AND SNOW GO
TO A LOUNGE AREA
AND SNOW SITS DOWN FIRST
IN THE RARE
AND FRESH SUNSET AIR...
AND SNOW ASKS HSR,
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH THE PLANTS?"...
"I'M GOING TO TAKE THEM
TO A PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY...
AND THEY'LL
MAKE MEDICINES OUT OF THEM!"
EXPLAINS HSR...
"THAT MEANS THAT
YOU'LL BE LEAVING HERE?"
LAMENTS SNOW FLY.
"YES...BUT VERY LIKELY,
I'LL BE BACK!"
DELIGHTS HSR,
"BECAUSE SO MANY CURES
ARE IN THE PLANTS
OF THESE FAR AWAY MOUNTAINS!"...
"MR. REPORT...
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING,"
SAYS SNOW FLY...
"AND WHAT'S THAT, SNOW?
"WHEN THE PLANTS ARE PREPARED
AND CONSUMED WHOLE,
LIKE THEY ARE TONIGHT,
THEY ALWAYS HAVE
BEAUTIFUL SIDE EFFECTS...
...THE PLANT WE
COOKED WITH TONIGHT...
BOTANI-ULTIMO EXPERIENCIA,
WILL INFLUENCE YOU...
...VERY SOON!"...
..."TELL ME,
MR. REPORT...WHAT DO YOU SEE NOW?"
ASKS SNOW...
THEN,
HSR LOOKS TO THE SKY
AND SEES
"OMG!" SAYS
AN ASTONISHED HSR,
"HEY, CHECK THAT SUNSET!...
AND THAT LADY NEXT TO IT!...
SHE LOOKS A LOT LIKE...
...YOU!"
NOW,
HSR FEELS HIS REALITY
GETTING 'DIMENSIONALLY RICH'
AND
HE'S STARTING TO FEEL
THE PULSES
OF THE
FAR AWAY
STARS ALPHA
CENTAURI
AND
POLARIS...
AND EVEN
OUR MILKY WAY'S
CENTRAL
BLACK HOLES!...
HSR
IS NOW
REAL-TIME CONNECTING
WITH THE
UNIVERSALLY-UBIQUITOUS
AND PERVASIVE
ELECTROMAGNETIC
MACRO-AND-MICRO
FREQUENCIES!...
AND NOW,
A THUMPING,
IS FELT ALL OVER
HIS BODY!..
HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME,
BUT HE FEELS LIKE
HIS LIPS AND FACE,
ARE FEELING
MANY MULTITUDES
OF LOVELY BURSTS!...
AND HIS NERVES...
...ALL OF THEM...
SEEM TO FEEL SWEET...AND..
'LIT UP!'
AND, THEN,
HSR TURNS
BACK AROUND TO SNOW,...
...AND HE CAN'T HELP...
...BUT
BE STRONGLY,
DREAMILY,
AND
MAGNETICALLY PULLED IN...
...CLOSER AND CLOSER...
TO HER
PATIENTLY WAITING
AND REWARDING,
PERFECTLY
WARMER THAN WARM
SELF!
...
AND IN A BIT...
EVERYTHING STARTS TO GO
INTO A BLUR
BUT,
HSR FEELS
A LOT OF HIS BODY
GOING THROUGH RUMBLINGS
LIKE THIS
AND
THIS!...
NOW...
AS HSR SITS ON THE COUCH
OUTSIDE,
HE CLOSES HIS EYES FOR
JUST A LITTLE,
THEN,
HE PICKS UP A
VISUAL DREAM,
IN A NEW REALM...
AND IN THAT DREAM,
SNOW FLY ASKS,
"MR. REPORT!...
...YOU ARE A WONDERFUL MAN...
...AND I WISH THAT
YOU COULD STAY WITH ME...
...FOREVER,
BUT,
I REALLY WANT TO
MAXIMIZE THE
JOY OF OUR TOGETHERNESS
RIGHT NOW!...
...AFTER MEETING YOU
...NO MATTER NEAR
NOR FAR,
YOU WILL ALWAYS
BE WITH ME!"
"WERE WE EVER TOGETHER," SHE CONTINUES,
"IN
ANOTHER
TIME, PLACE,
AND REALITY?...
...YES!...
...WE MUST HAVE BEEN...
...OR...ARE!"...
"I REMEMBER
READING YOUR
NOTES OF LOVE TO ME!...HSR!...
...OMGOSH!
WHEN OUR CLOUDS
AND OUR SKIES
ENTANGLE...
OH-
BOY!...
WATCH OUT!"...
NOW...HSR THINKS THAT
HE IS WAKING UP...
OR...
...IS EVOLVING INTO
...A NEW REALITY!...
"LET US PLAY
IN EACH OTHER'S
VISUAL LOVE
A LITTLE MORE!" APPARENTLY
URGES SNOW...
STILL SUPERSATURATED
WITH THE SUPERNATANT
SUBSTANCE,
BOTANI-ULTIMO EXPERIENCIA,
HSR
"SEES AND BEHOLDS" HIS LOVELY SNOW
AND
TAKES HER IN
HIS
'ENTANGLING VISION'
FOR
A LOT
MORE
ADVENTURE!
...
SO,
THE NEXT MORNING....
BEFORE HE WAKES,
VISIONS OF A
PRETTY BEACH,
DREAMILY
ENTERTAIN HIM...
...AND...
WHILE SLEEPING,
HE ADMITS TO HIMSELF
"WHEN I GET TIRED,
I WISH THAT THERE ARE
EASIER WAYS!...
THEN, AFTER WAKING UP
AND TALKING WITH THE FLYS,
HE TELLS
SNOW FLY...
"GOOD MORNING!"
"AND A WONDERFUL DAY
TO YOU,
SIR," SHE RETURNS...
AND THEY TALK A LITTLE MORE,
...THEN
HE TELLS HER
'THANKS' FOR THE
LOCATIONS
THAT HE SHOULD CHECK,
FOR
THE
'SPECIAL FOLIAGE'...
AND HE CAN'T
STOP THINKING ABOUT THE
WHILE SHE'S TALKING...
AFTER HE LEAVES HER,
HE'S ON HIS WAY,
AND HE MOVES
ALONG THE CLIFF FACES
WITH LITTLE DIFFICULTY,
WHILE SEEING
OTHER CLIMBERS
IN ONE AREA
AND IN
ANOTHER...
AND...
ANOTHER ONE
...OVER THERE!...
BUT
FOR HIM
IT'S A LITTLE TIGHT
IN A COUPLE
OF
PLACES.
HOWEVER,
HE'S KEEPS
PLOUGHING FORWARD,
AND
NOW
HE
TURNS A CORNER
AND SEES
A RARE
"SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY'
BUSH
AND...
...BELOW IT...
OMGSH!...
...NOBODY'S GOING TO
BELIEVE ME!...A
'MADRE OF THE STARS!'
AND AFTER CONTINUING ON A LITTLE BIT MORE,
HE FINDS
WHAT MIGHT POSSIBLY
BE
THE
'BIGGEST BAG'
OF THE TRIP...
...THE
RED 'PAN SALUD,'
WHICH IS PURPORTEDLY
USED TO
CURE ALL PHYSICAL AILMENTS!
SO
AS HE LOOKS
AROUND
FOR A PLACE TO
'HANG OUT'...
HE THINKS,
"SO,
TOMORROW,
I'M GOING TO START BACK TO THE
BIG CITY
AND
THAT COMPANY,
CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS,
SO I
CAN GET MY
FINDER'S FEES!"
AND WITH SOME OF THE
REWARD,
HE PLANS TO BUY
A RIDICULOUS
RACING DRONE
AND SAVE THE REST
FOR DENTAL SCHOOL!...
...BUT...
...FOR NOW...
WITH HIS BOUNTY
OF
POWERFUL PLANTS,
HE SETS UP
TO TAKE A NICE
REST
BEFORE PROCEEDING!
...
SO,
THE NEXT MORNING,
HE THINKS ABOUT THE RECEPTION THAT
HE MIGHT GET
WHEN
THE SCIENTISTS/INVESTORS
AT
CELLULARPHARMACEUTICALS
SEE ALL OF THE
'GOODIES' THAT
HE MANAGED TO FIND,
ESPECIALLY THE DISEASE-HEALING
‘PAN SALUD BUCKET ORCHIDS!’
"MAYBE I CAN
PAY FOR THE REST OF MY
DENTAL SCHOOL TUITION
WITH JUST THIS ONE
TRIP! "
THEN, HE THINKS,
“IF THIS TURNS OUT RIGHT,
I MIGHT
GO BACK AND SEE
THE FLY FAMILY AND
SNOW AGAIN!”
SO,
AS HSR MAKES
HIS WAY BACK TO THE CITY,
HE MUST PASS THROUGH A
WHOLE BUNCH OF
FOREST!
AND WHILE
HE COVERS A LOT OF GROUND, HE SEES
SOME
PRETTY SIGHTS...
BUT HE'S NOW STARTING TO GET
...HUNGRY!
AND HE PUTS HIS HAND IN
HIS POCKET
FOR NO APPARENT
REASON, BUT
THEN HE
FINDS A NOTE FROM
SNOW FLY AND IT READS,
"DEAR MR. REPORT, HERE
ARE SOME SEEDS TO SUCK ON TO
HELP TAKE THE
HUNGER PANGS AWAY, LOVE SNOW!"
THEN HE TAKES
THE SEEDS
OUT
OF HIS POCKET,
AND PUTS THEM IN HIS MOUTH,
AND HE KEEPS WALKING...
HOWEVER...
AFTER A WHILE,
THE FOREST STARTS TO LOOK LIKE
A
MAGICAL PLACE!...
EVEN WHEN IT
RAINS A LITTLE!
NOW, AS HE CONTINUES
THROUGH
WHAT HE THINKS
IS
THE WAY BACK HOME,
A STRANGE OCCURRENCE
TAKES PLACE!
AND A VISIBLE FORCE
COMES AND
OUT OF IT
APPEARS...
SOMETHING OR SOMEONE,
WHO SPEAKS,
"I AM THE SPIRIT OF
THE VEGETATION!...I KNOW THAT
YOU POSSESS SEVERAL PLANTS THAT HAVE
CURES THAT THE
HUMAN RACE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
ALL ABOUT YET!...
I CANNOT, AND I DON'T WANT
TO STOP YOU, HOWEVER,
SINCE YOU ARE NOT A
NEFARIOUS PERSON,
I WANT TO POTENTIATE
AND MAXIMIZE
THE STRENGTHS AND POTENCIES
AND HALF-LIFES
OF THE MEDICAL PLANTS THAT YOU HAVE!
I SHALL NOW CALL
THESE PROPERTIES TO COME!"
NOW,
SHE MOTIONS IN A
'POWERFUL WAY'
AND
A VIBRANT LIGHT
COMES DOWN TO HER AND
SHE CLASPS IT AND
PLACES IT IN HSR'S HAND...
THEN SHE SAYS,
"WHEN YOU GO INTO THE CITY...BEWARE!...
...IF YOU THINK THAT
THESE MEDICINES
WILL FALL INTO
THE WRONG HANDS...
...HOLD ON TO THEM YOURSELF,
UNTIL THE RIGHT TIME AND
CIRCUMSTANCES COME ABOUT!
AND RIGHT AFTER THAT,
SHE LEAVES
THE SAME WAY THAT
SHE CAME!
OKAY!...SO,
HSR, THE MEDICINE
PLANT HUNTER,
WALKS A LITTLE MORE,
THEN
SETS UP CAMP AND
ENJOYS THE NATURAL
JUNGLE NIGHT,
WHICH HAS HIM
DREAMING ABOUT
FLOATING ABOVE THE
RAINFOREST CANOPY!
For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.
Dental Hygiene Methods Choreographer,
Ralph Winge, D.D.S.
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