WE LEARNED THAT
THE YOUNG HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT
COMES FROM A FAMILY
THAT JUST LOVES GARDENS AND
GREENERY, AND HIS GRANDPARENTS
ARE THE SAME WAY!...
EVEN HIS UNCLE
THAT JUST LOVES GARDENS AND
GREENERY, AND HIS GRANDPARENTS
ARE THE SAME WAY!...
EVEN HIS UNCLE
LIKES MOUNTAIN HIKING!
FROM A YOUNG AGE DR. REPORT
KNEW THAT
"HANGING OUT WITH THE GREEN"
WAS FOR HIM!
HIS PARENTS REALLY MADE SURE THAT
HE WOULD GROW UP TO BE
A NATURE'S MAN BY
HE WOULD GROW UP TO BE
A NATURE'S MAN BY
ALLOWING THE TODDLER
TO JUST ROAM AROUND
FREELY AND UNATTENDED...
TO JUST ROAM AROUND
FREELY AND UNATTENDED...
...IN THE DEEP WOODS FOR HOURS!...
AND THE LITTLE TYKE
HAD NO PROBLEMS WITH
ANY WILD ANIMALS....PROBABLY BECAUSE...
THE CREATURES KNEW
THAT HE MEANT THEM
NO HARM...AND...
THAT THEY COULD TELL THAT
HSR WAS ON THEIR SIDE!...
AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT...
HE GREW UP...AND NOW...
HE'S STUDYING BOTANY IN COLLEGE!
AND HIS BUCOLIC GIRLFRIEND
JUST LOVES TO PLAY FOREST GAMES WITH HIM!
AND
HE ALWAYS JUMPS AT THE CHANCE
TO MAINTAIN FOIALGE
AND TO BEAUTIFY NATURE!
THEN,
ONE SUMMER DAY,
HE HAS A JOB CHOICE
TO EITHER CLEAN
THE SIDE WINDOWS
OF AN ENORMOUS
GLASS
SKYSCRAPER...
SKYSCRAPER...
OR
MAINTAIN THE MANY PLANTS
OF STEFANO BOERI'S
"BOSCO VERTICALE"...
IN MILAN!...
AND NEEDLESS TO SAY...
HE CHOOSES TO...
KEEP THINGS
"CLEAN WITH THE GREEN!"
AND THE MANAGER TELLS HIM...
"JUST KEEP THE PLANTS
PROPORTIONATE IN SIZE
AND BUSHINESS
AND MAXIMIZE THE
CHLOROPYLL POTENCY AND ACTIVITY
WITH THE PROPER MEDIUM AND
FERTILIZING FACTORS...
SO, DO THESE TWO BUILDINGS
AND
LATER ON,
FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER,
YOU CAN CHOSE TO WORK ON
THE "BOTANICAL SKY TOWERS"...
OR
THE "GARDENS OF THE GALAXY"...
WHICH ARE BOTH
SELF-CONTAINED CITIES
IN A PRINCIPALITY BETWEEN
ARGENTINA AND PARAGUAY,"
SAYS THE MANAGER...
...
SO,
HOLLYWOOD PLOTS HIS STRATEGY
TO EFFICIENTLY COMPLETE THE PROJECT,
"I'LL TACKLE THE TALLER
OF THE TWO BUILDINGS FIRST!,"
HE SAYS...
SO,
LOWERING HIMSELF
WITH ROPES
FROM THE TOP
OF THE BUILDING
ON THE PROVIDED MOBIL SCAFFOLD,
WHICH GOES AROUND THE WHOLE BUILDING,
NOW,
HE
IS JUST TRIMMING AWAY
ON THE TOP FLOORS,
AND YES,
HE DOESN'T FORGET TO
CHECK OUT THE GREAT VIEWS
FROM WAY UP...
AND,
AMONG THE PLANTS,
DR. REPORT SEES SOME REGULAR
FICUS AND IVYS,
AND SOME UNUSUAL TREES, TOO!...
"HI, MISTER TREE TRIMMER!,"
A COUPLE OF CUTE KIDS BECKON,
AS HE IS BUSY
DOING HIS JOB...
"WELL, HI, KIDS!,"
HE SAYS...
AND A LITTLE FURTHER ALONG,
HE SEES
SOME PEOPLE THAT
ARE JUST
WATCHING HIM
DO HIS JOB
WITHOUT SAYING
MUCH AT ALL!...
"HI THERE, SIR!,"
SAYS THIS LADY...
"MY MOM SAID THAT
A HANDSOME MAN WOULD JUST
DROP IN ON ME TODAY!...
ARE YOU HIM?"
AND HE SAYS,
"I JUST MIGHT BE HIM!...BUT I'M
TRIMMING THE FOLIAGE
AROUND
THIS WALL OF THE BUILDING!...
MAYBE WE CAN TALK
AFTER I FINISH TODAY!"
"WELL, IF YOU CAN,
MY NAME IS BETHANY...
I'M IN 4545
ON THE 45TH FLOOR!
I'LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING SPECIAL!...
AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
MY NAME IS
HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,
AND I'M ON BREAK FROM
DENTAL SCHOOL IN THE U. S."
"OKAY, HOLLYWOOD,"
SHE SMILES, "I'LL
SEE YOU LATER! "
SO HE CONTINUES ON
BUT WITH A LITTLE MORE
HAPPINESS...
"SHE SURE IS A LOOKER!" HE THINKS...
NOW HE SEES THE CONTENTS OF ONE PATIO...
"THIS IS LIKE A REAL JUNGLE!
THE OWNER
GETS LOTS OF OXYGEN
FROM ALL OF THIS!" HE THINKS...
NOW...
AS HE MOVES
A COUPLE OF PATIOS OVER
ONE PERSON
RUNS BY PRETTY QUICKLY!
AND DOWN SOME MORE
HE HEARS A WOMAN SINGING TO HER
ALMOST NEWBORN!
THEN,
TWO MORE FLOORS DOWN...
"HI, MISTER," SAYS THIS LADY,
MY PLANTS
DON'T NEED TRIMMING, PLEASE..
THEY ARE FOR MY MIGRAINES!"
"OKAY, MAM!" HE RESPECTS...
SO,
HE HAPPILY MOVES ON...
"PSST!," SOUNDS THIS WOMAN.
"BE CAREFUL OF MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR!"
"WHY IS THAT," HE ASKS...
"YOU'LL SEE," SHE RESPONDS...
SO AFTER FINISHING THE TRIMMING,
HE MOVES OVER AS IF
IT'S NO BIG DEAL...
OMG!
"HI THERE, HOLLYWOOD SAYS...
TO THIS PERSON!
"I'M JUST PLAYING MAKE-BELIEVE!...I HOPE
I'M NOT SCARING YOU!"
"HEY, IT'S ALRIGHT IN YOUR OWN HOME!"
HE SMILES!
AND SHE FINISHES, "THANKS FOR
UNDERSTANDING, SIR!"
AND LATER ON,
HSR SEES A PRETTY
PLANT!
"HEY, BOY!"
SHE SAYS, WANT TO SEE SOME MAGIC?"
AND HOLLYWOOD,
WHO IS HANGING BY A ROPE AND HARNESS,
SAYS, "SURE!"
"LOOK AT MY PET PLANT!" SHE SAYS AND POINTS...
AND HE LOOKS..."WHOA!,
IS IT REAL," HE ASKS HER...
"YES, I AM!" THE TREE SEEMS TO SAY!
"I FOOLED YOU!...
....I'M JUST THROWING MY VOICE...
I'M A VENTRILOQUIST!"
"YOU REALLY HAD ME THERE!" HE ADMITS...
SO HE KEEPS GOING, AND
WHAT'S THIS!
"HELLO, SIR!" THESE TWO PEOPLE SAY...
WE'RE PLAYING ADAM AND EVE IN
A PLAY...WANNA WATCH US PRACTICE?"
"OKAY!" HE SAYS...
NOW,
EVE GETS INTO HER PART...
"ADAM, MY BEAUTIFUL ADAM...
WE
LOVE
ALL DAY AND NIGHT!"
"AND ONCE MORE AGAIN, MY EVE, RIGHT NOW!"
SAYS ADAM...
"YES, WE SHALL...BUT FIRST...I'D LIKE FOR
US TO KNOW MORE!" SHE ASKS...
"I'D LIKE TO KNOW THE SOFT TOUCH
AND THE ERUPTING JOY
OF YOUR SKIN...
NOW, COME HERE!" ADAM BEGS...
"YES, I'M COMING DEEP INTO YOUR ARMS...
AND AFTER THEY
FINISH YET ANOTHER WHIRLWIND...
...SHAKING EVEN ALL OF THE
GROUND, LEAVES, AND THE TREES!...
EVE REACHES UP
AND PLUCKS
A FORBIDDEN FRUIT FROM THE
TREE OF KNOWLEDGE OF
GOOD AND EVIL!
THEN,
THEY BOTH PARTAKE!
AND AT THAT MOMENT...
...TOO MUCH BECOMES KNOWN
TO BOTH OF THEM!
AND THEY ARE IMMEDIATELY BANISHED
FROM THE GARDEN!"
THANK YOU FOR HEARING
OUR PRACTICE, SIR!"
"THAT'S OKAY...AND...
YOU GUYS SURE DID WHIP UP A STORM!"
HE GRINS...
...
SO,
HE MOVES ON,
BUT,
HE NOW HEARS
ONE OF THEIR NEIGHBORS SAY
"THOSE EXHIBITIONISTS ARE ALWAYS DOING THAT PLAY!"
NOT ONE FOR POLITICS,
HE JUST MOVES ON AND SEES ANOTHER
PLANT GROUP
AND ITS
LOVING CARETAKER!
"I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR TODAY!"
HE THINKS...
SO,
HE PUTS AWAY HIS TOOLS AND
ALMOST GOES BACK
TO HIS PLACE,
BUT THEN,
HE REMEMBERS ABOUT THE CUTIE IN 4545
AND HE PRIMS UP A LITTLE AND
AND KNOCKS ON HER DOOR!
AND SHE OPENS THE DOOR
"COME ON IN, HOLLYWOOD,
SHE SAYS, " I HAVE SOME THINGS ABOUT READY!
COME AND LOOK!
AND HOLLYWOOD SEES
A GREAT
EVENING IN
THE MAKING!
"I'M GOING TO TURNS THESE FOODS OFF FOR WHILE,"
SHE SAYS...
THEN,
THEY MOVE
CLOSER
AND,
SOON
OUT OF NOWHERE!...
A
WHIRLWIND
ERUPTS!
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