Thanks For My Bangin’ New Smile, Dentist, Man!…Now Girls Are Calling Me Left and Right! Part 3.

SO THIS GUY GETS HIS SMILE ALL SPIFFED UP, AND NOW IT’S ALL GLOWING AND FINE AND DANDY, AND GIRLS ARE NOW SHOWERING THEIR ATTENTIONS UPON HIM LIKE NEVER BEFORE, BUT MORE ABOUT THAT DOWN BELOW, ANYWAYS, THE HSR LAST TIME FINALLY ESCAPED HIS WAY OUT OF A MYSTICAL AND GHOST-FILLED ROOM WHERE HE REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO BE, AND IN BREAKING AWAY FROM ONE SET OF BAD FORCES IN ONE ROOM, TRYING TO LEAVE THIS SUPERSTITIOUS-LOOKING OLD CASTLE, HE NOW FINDS HIMSELF UP AGAINST ANOTHER SET OF FORCES, AND THIS ONE SITUATION INCLUDES  A CREATURE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT‘S MADE OF JUST ARMS, AND IT IS HANGING FROM THE CEILING LOOKING AT HIM WITH ITS ONE EYE, AND THE LIPS ON THIS CREATURE LOOK LIKE IT IS TRYING TO SAY THE LETTER “O,” SO, I LOOK AROUND TO SEE IF THERE IS ANOTHER DOOR FOR ME TO EXIT, AND YES, THERE IS, SO I SLOWLY TAKE SMALL SIDE STEPS TO GET TO THE DOOR, THEN I OPEN IT, AND GO INTO ANOTHER ROOM, BUT BEFORE CLOSING THE DOOR, I STICK MY HEAD BACK IN TO SEE THE CREATURE STILL ON THE CEILING, AND I MAKE MY MOUTH LIKE I’M SAYING THE LETTER “O” ALSO, LIKE IT DOES, AND THAT MAKES THE CREATURE ANGRY, SO IT ATTITUDINALLY DROPS DOWN FROM THE CEILING AND MENACINGLY HEADS MY WAY, LIKE IT WANTS TO HURT ME, SO I SLAM THE DOOR SHUT, HOWEVER, ONE OF THE CREATURE’S FINGERS GETS CAUGHT IN THE SHUT DOOR, AND IT GIVES OUT A SCREAM THAT SEEMS TO WAKE UP WHAT EVER IT IS IN THE NEW ROOM I JUST ENTERED, BECAUSE I HEAR SOME THING THAT MAKES A HEAVY SLIDING SOUND ON THE FLOOR, SO I’M NOT GOING TO MOCK ANYMORE MONSTERS FROM NOW ON IN THIS CASTLE, BUT I CAN’T SEE WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF THE BODY-ON-THE-FLOOR-BEING-DRAGGED NOISE,  AND SINCE IT’S VERY DARK, I DECIDE TO SLIDE WITH MY BACK AGAINST THE WALL UNTIL I REACH THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM TO THE NEXT DOOR, BUT JUST AS I GET TO THE DOOR, A WET AND SLIMY, OCTOPUS-LIKE LIMB STARTS TO WRAP AROUND UNDER MY PANTS LEG, SO I’M REALLY FREAKING OUT NOW AND I START TO SCREAM IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE KIND OF WAY, AND…there you go again, Mr. HSR, or Dr. HSR, or what ever you want to call yourself, you keep getting yourself into all of these extreme and dangerous situations, and you think it’s always funny or something, so, I’m giving you a little room and a little rope, while my “the day’s so beautiful that I’m going to go into my backyard secret garden, lay down in my lawn chair in the shade, sip on some half-frozen cranberry juice, and listen to the birds get into a chirping match” smile, chuckles at your antics!

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“Tomorrow, if I am blessed to have one, and the outside weather provides us with a little warmth, and a juicy-cool Southern California breeze, I’m going to throw the Sun an “I love you!” kiss!”

This new smile that my dentist, the great Dr. Delyla Dentina, put together for me has turned my life around!

I’m not use to seeing so many beautiful women stare and smile at me…with longing eyes…

…and I can tell that they want to get to know me, and my smile…very closely!

 Yes!

…And some of the most beautiful female species on the planet, can be found right here in New York!

OMGosh!… and they all seem to have lovely, magnetically mysterious smiles with creamy complimentary lips!...

…I wonder if some of them get “Golden Proportioned” by Dr. Dentina , just like me!…

…she’s that good!…

Well, anyway, I’m off to work this morning, I grab a paper, and help an elderly lady in danger cross the street, and in the process I miss my bus and have to take a later one to work…

…that’s okay…I’m not losing too much time, and I definitely made the lady’s day better!...

…so it’s cool…

But what is this?…As I start to read my paper,  a gorgeous girl drives up to the curb in a heavenly-new white Bentley...

...smiles and winks at me...

…and says…

“Hi there, Handsome!...I saw you help the lady just now…

…“She’s a friend of my family…

…“I’m so thankful to you!...You saved a lot of people a lot of potential grief!

“May I offer you a ride in my humble transportation, Sir?”

I’m so shocked by all of this, that my mouth almost goes, “Wow”, but my lips actually say “Well…, yes, I’d really like that!”

So I open the door, careful not to let the car door hit the curb, slide into the luxuriously ergonomic and cloud-soft seat, and gently close the hermetically sealed door, noting the mechanical effortlessness needed to do so.

I turn to her, and before I say anything, I’m just absolutely blown away by her beauty, her almost intimidating green eyes...                                                                                                                                            

...and I immediately notice that she and her clothing exude a distinctive and blazing designer flair.

...She’s into international business, I can tell right off the bat!

And her perfume…with its flowery air…reminds me of the good times, when I would tend to my Mom’s prize-winning roses…

She offers her diamond-soaked, yet dainty right hand, out my way, “Well, hi there young man. My name is Dr. Lovelow, but, please call me what my friends call me!...”

And I respond, “And what sweet moniker is that?"

“Oh, you’re so cute with the moniker stuff,” she giggles, as she commands her car to silently, yet authoritatively, zoom off from the light.

I think, “This ride is just too nice! Even when you’re going places, this vehicle stuffily announces that, “you’ve arrived!””

“They call me Ci Ci…ever since I was a kid,” she confides.

I shake her hand, which is so warm and soft, that I can’t do anything but squeeze…gently!

“Dr. Ci Ci Lovelow, what a name!,” I concede.

“My first name is Staci, Staci Lovelow” she admits and asks, ”And what name did your Momma bless you with?” as she waves another driver to go in front of her.

I can also tell that she’s never in a rush, and that she lives in her own time, gloriously and unabashedly.

“My name is Charles, Charles Adams…

…and I do Predictive Analytics for businesses,” I say.

“Oh, that sounds exciting! You can sort of tell the future by looking at the prevailing trends, right?,” Dr. Lovelow guesses.

“And when you add in the latest changes in consumer tastes, nuanced intangibles,  happenings in the world media, and fickle buyer behaviors, which make all the difference in the world, then you might get a clearer picture to conceive, craft, and implement precise corporate action plans,” I counsel.

“Whoa, Mr. Adams! I’ll bet you probably tell that to all the…big corporations!...So where do I let you off?”

“I’m just two more blocks down, at Major Profits Incorporated,” I tell CeCe.

“Certainly!...Hey, here’s my card. I’m out of the country on business for one month. When I get back, I’m sure I can use some of your services! Can I call you “Charles?,” as she pours on the charm.

“I don’t care what you call me, just call me when you get back,” I quip, making her crack a big refreshing smile.

I get out of the car and give her a wink and a smile…

…and she returns the same to me!

Wow, is this a great morning, or what!

I enter my tall glass building...

...so happy that I jump up and click my heels!

What a way to start the workday!...

TO BE CONTINUED…

May you have many… I hear that if you multitask too much, you will age quicker!...have you ever done the "Bite The Dentist Back" Dance yet?...do the morning's important media stories for the day coincide with your urgent matters of the day?…smiles!




































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Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers! VIII

RED ALERT! THE VIRTUAL HSR HAS NOT BEEN SEEN, EVER SINCE HE WAS CAPTURED, BOUND, GAGGED, AND SHUFFLED OFF BY ROGUE HACKERS—HE IS MUCH TOO IMPORTANT WITH INTELLIGENT KNOWLEDGE TO BE “NEUTRALIZED”—SO INSTEAD, HE IS BEING ISOLATED WAY FAR AWAY FROM HIS USUAL AND CUSTOMARY CYBERLOCALE, ONTO A SECRET AND HIDDEN MULTI-STORY CHIP, IN THE MIDDLE OF A THIMBLE OF HOT MERCURY, AND THAT WAY HE’S APPARENTLY AND VIRTUALLY STUCK AND WON’T GET IN THE WAY OF THE HACKER’S EVIL SCHEMES TO DOMINATE THE WORLD WITH THEIR TECHNIQUES OF “VOMITING” ACROSS THE WHOLE INTERNET, SPAM, BOTS, BACKDOOR COOKIES, DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTACKS, AND THEIR MOST HIDEOUS OF INTENTIONS—TO ACTUALLY CUT OFF ALL FANS IN ALL COMPUTERS TO RAISE THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE JUST 5 DEGREES C, WHICH WILL MELT AND SCREW UP ALL SILICON-BASED  DECISION-TREE BRIDGES IN EACH AND EVERY MICROCHIP, THEN THE BITS AND BYTES WILL HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER FOR SURVIVAL, AND THE BYTES WILL WIN BECAUSE THEY HAVE  VIRTUAL JAWS AS THEIR NAME IMPLIES, AND THERE WILL BE PANIC IN THE STREETS, AND ALL TRAVEL, COMMERCE, AND BLOGGING WILL SCREECH TO AN IMMEDIATE AND GRINDING HALT, BRINGING THE SIGNAL-PROCESSING WORLD TO ITS KNEES, BUT THE HSR HAS A TRICK OR TWO UP HIS VIRTUAL SLEEVES TO GET OUT OF THIS DIFFICULT COMPUTATIONAL CORNER, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, HE’S CHATTING IT UP WITH SOME OTHER BEAUTIFUL BLOGGERS ALSO HELD WITH HIM, AND MIND YOU, WITH ALL OF THE VIRTUAL AMENITIES OF A GOOGLE UNIVERSITY CAMPUS (GOURMET FOOD, LODGING, NATURE PARKS, ENTERTAINMENT, AND SUCH), HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE IN MUCH OF A RUSH TO LEAVE AT THIS MOMENT, but your “I’ve got to find some way to tell the HSR that he needs to try and break out from there real soon, so that he can return and start his part to save the world, right now!,” smile, is pacing back and forth, impatiently waiting for the World Internet to come back on so you can binge-watch Netflicks in the presence of your Strawberry Praline Double Bonbons, which have been staring at you every time you open the freezer!
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“When searching for one thing, you may find another!”

Beautiful afternoon

Beautiful beach

Beautiful you…

I just found a map 

That looks like it’s a secret

From everyone else

A treasure…maybe with

Gold dablooms!

It’s on this island

And I should find it…

But I need to find you first

Because I came here with you

And your scenic, 

Paradise smile

To relax and to get sautéed…

I followed a bird

That showed me 

The map in a bottle…

A pirate’s old rum bottle

So it has to be real…

Walking back from my find

You’re nowhere to be found…

Maybe I’m at the wrong beach

I’m walking now to the cove 

Right north of this one

It’s a short hike

But you’re not there either

So, I trek to the cove to the south…

On my way, I tell myself

That the people in Colorado,

Utah, and Montana

Should get a chance to see

The kaleidoscopic skies and the 

Hypnotically mellow ocean

That I am witnessing right now…

After some minutes of hiking,

There you are, in the distance

And that same sea gull 

Is flying above you

But there are two men 

In dark suits and sunglasses…

Very out of place…

Trying to force you to walk

Away with them…

I hurry my walk 

To get to you

But I stay hidden 

Behind some trees

So those guys won’t see me

Maybe I can find out what they want

And free you

In this free country…

I’m close enough now to hear

While hiding behind some ferns

That they are asking you for me

Because they know that

I have the map

That they want…

How does news 

Travel so fast

In paradise?

Fast like kites in the sweet, silent winds?...

…and high tech binoculars, I guess.

And maybe with the help of that bird…

I need a plan

And I need it fast

Because your smile and I…

TO BE CONTINUED...

May you have many…this week, instead of saying "uh huh," say "okay," okay?!...to really understand someone, I'll offer to walk a mile in his shoes, but not hers, and as long as they are a size ten!... I wonder if the smooth, caressing wind on my skin, also feels good to the wind itself, as it blows around the contours of our Earthly objects…smiles!

Let’s See…A Really Hot Louis Vitton Bag…Or...12 “To Die For” New Dental Veneers?...Hmmm…This Is A Tough One!

THE HSR, ARMED WITH THE BEST HI-DEF OCULAR GOGGLES, IS TAKING A HELICOPTER RIDE OVER THE COAST OF FOGGY SHORES HIDDEN BEACH AND HE IS TOTALLY BLOWN AWAY WITH THE VERDANT GREENERY OFFERED UP BY THE COCONUT-PREGNANT PALMS AND THICK AND EXPANSIVE FERNS, AND THE DEEP AND CLEAR AGUA, WHICH RANGES FROM A GORGEOUS LIGHT-DIAMOND BLUE, TO A ROBUST KELP-FORESTED AQUAMARINE, TO A MYSTERY-PROVOKING NAVY, THAT SEEMS TO HAVE PLENTY OF FORBIDDEN SECRETS UNDERWATER THAT IT YEARNS TO SHARE, AND NOT TO BE OUT DONE, THE SUPER FINE SAND GRAINS OF THIS PRISTINE AREA ARE SO PINK THAT THEY SEEM TO BE MADE FROM SOMETHING THAT MUST BE EXTREMELY FUN TO PLAY WITH, ALL THE WHILE, THIS UNDISTURBED AREA IS TEEMING WITH WILD LIFE…SEALS, DOLPHINS, BIRDS OF MANY SORTS, AND ONLY ONE SOLITARY NON-MOTORIZED SAIL BOAT SAFELY ANCHORED OFFSHORE IN THE DISTANCE, AND ALL OF THIS IS A TESTAMENT THAT THIS ISLAND IS REALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, AND SHOULD STAY SECRET FROM THE ALL-KNOWING, SATILLITE-GPS FINGERS, and wouldn’t you know it…your “I just love to make travel plans and fly out every three months, even to places that don’t have the Hiltons, the Marriots, and the Sheratons!” smile, wants to surfboard around the whole small island, just so she can tell her grandkids what she bravely did when she gets older!

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“The view from the rain clouds looking down is a wet one!”

Wow!

As a woman,

I have a small dilemma here…

Eenie, meanie, mynee, moe…

…Vitton or Veneers…

…Vitton or Veneers…

OMG!…somebody, please help me!

...I want to show people that I “have arrived!”

…and…

There is a luscious…Louis Vitton purse, that I’ve had my eyes on …

…and I’ve also had my eyes on my Dentist’s Top Quality Veneers that he promised…

But I can only choose one first, right now…

I must decide soon…

…so I’ll take a couple of meditative breaths, and Zen into a zone…

…please excuse me for a moment…

…(extended pause)…

There!

I conclude that my ultimate choice options come down to these…

…I can brandish my new, tight, and really, really bright whites every day (and night) of the week, and…

…my “ultralized” enamel will go with all of the slinky and form fitting dresses that I can create, wear, and even sell for my “Don’t Make Me Take This Off!” clothing line I’m starting…

…or I can quickly nab that high-demand Louis Vitton Super Purse that commands a lot of attention, respect, envy, and money…

…but…

…and here’s the catch!...

…I can’t use the purse as often as I smile!

And, right now, I want "more Bag…err..Bang for my Buck!”

So…

…I’ll think I’m leaning toward giving in to my Dentist, and buying the smile he promises he can deliver…a “Make-all-the-Boys-look, Red-Carpet-worthy” smile!

…Oohh! I can’t wait!

May you have many…I know why some people put things off until tomorrow—because they’re tired, and it’s late, and maybe they just ran out of time!…but sometimes it’s okay to leave stuff for tomorrow on G. P. ( General Principle)…we’re not supposed to multitask anything when we’re driving 60 something miles an hour on the freeway…smiles!

"How High Is Your Dental IQ" Test. Part 5.

WHEN THE HSR WAS JUST AN INQUISITIVE AND ADVENTUROUS TWO-YEAR-OLD, HE WOULD CONTINUALLY TOUCH EVERTHING IN SIGHT, AND HE REALLY LOVED IT WHEN THE FAMILY WOULD VISIT HIS UNCLE’S HOUSE, ESPECIALLY IN THE BACK YARD, WHICH ALWAYS HAD A NICELY MANICURED GREEN LAWN, ON WHICH HE WOULD PLAY LIKE HE WAS A MAGICAL AND DARING AIRPLANE, AND FLY ALL OVER THE LAWN, TO EACH AND EVERY CORNER, WITH CONVINCING SOUND EFFECTS, I MIGHT ADD, AND THEN HE GOT TO THE SIDE WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL FULL-BLOOM ROSE BUSHES WERE LOCATED, AND SINCE HIS ARMS WERE OUTSTRETCHED ON BOTH SIDES, ONE OF HIS FINGERS ON HIS RIGHT HAND WAS SLIGHTLY SCRATCHED BY ONE OF THE THORNS, SO HE IMMEDIATELY STOPS FLYING AROUND, WALKS BACK TO THE BUSH AND STARTS TOUCHING DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE ROSE PLANT, AND WHEN HE GETS TO ANOTHER THORN, STARTS RUBBING THE TIP WITH HIS FINGER WITH A LITTLE MORE FORCE, BUT HE MAKES A MISTAKE AND PRESSES TOO HARD, AND INSTEAD OF A DROP OF REGULAR BLOOD SPRINGING UP, A BLOB OF KEYBOARD CAMBRIA LETTERS AND NUMBERS OOZES OUT, THAT’S BECAUSE THE HSR HAS GENETICALLY STRONG BLOGGING TENDENCIES IN HIS DNA, OR RATHER, IN HIS MICRO-DISPLAYED NANOCODE, WHICH, BY THE WAY, HAS SO FAR, BEEN UNBREAKABLE, OR, UNHACKABLE, BY EVEN THE BEST AND MOST INGENIOUS GENOME SEQUENCERS IN THE RESEARCH WORLD, SO NOW THE HSR IS UNDENIABLY UNDUPLICATABLE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE, which is just honky dory with your "I just found out about this new ice cream that has too many chocolate chunks in it" smile, because you are making your annual trek up to the tallest peak so that you can see the ocean on one side, the desert on the other, and so many bright stars up in the sky at night, that you can almost read a book!
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"No matter how profoundly you think you can think, at a later date, maybe what you think about can even be more profound!"

1. Everybody knows that enamel covers the teeth. The tissue just under the enamel, which gets lighter during cosmetic bleaching, is called the:

A: Cementum.

B: Endodontal space.

C. Labia inferiorus.

D. Bi-laminate membrane.

E. Dentin.

2. T or F

The Epitome Smile is the biggest and happiest smile known in Dental Science.

3. The species Homo sapien sapien:

      

      A.     has a smaller mouth than its predecessors.

      B.     has a bigger brain case than the earlier humans.

      C.     has learned to harness technology.

      D.    Has more prominent cuspid teeth than Neanderthalensis.

      E.     Looks more “aesthetic” in the mirror that previous humanoids.

      

       4.     T or F

Germs from a human bite contain more dangerous germs than those from a dog bite.

            5.     The top two reasons that more people do not visit the dentist are:

A.     the pain.

B.     the cost.

C.     the time required.

D.    being criticized by the dentist

E.     that things might be made worse.

       6.     T or F or Debatable

Effective flossing is more important than effective brushing.

Answers: 1. E.   2. T.   3. A, B, C, and E.   4. T.    5. A and B.   6. T and Debatable.

 May you have many…a smoothly rounded flat rock technically thrown parallel across a placid lake surface will make only a finite number of skips, and no more!...do any of the subatomic particles "act like bullies" and waver the paths of the other particles?...hey, tomorrow, are you going full-bore, or are you going to just kick back, or a combination of both?…smiles!