“Ha Ha!...One Nickel…Per Smile!...That’s…All I Ask!...Times...Almost 7 Billion People!...
...OMGosh!...Please excuse Me…While I…Ha Ha...
Things are Strange
on the Red Carpet at times,
with some who
‘come as they are,'
and others
Human-powered Locomotion still leaves
small carbon foot prints!
“OMGosh!...
The Sun is Hot and…
…the Wind is Cool!”
You and Your
'three of the Things that are Certain are Love, Smiles, and Taxes'
Smiles
are
...Happy at the Beach!
This
‘Municipalities cost Money to run’
Episode
is
brought to you by
Record Tax
Revenues!
So,
a Dentist is contemplating
on
how almost everything
in our lives is…Taxed!
“There are taxes or costs
to go to Disneyland
and have fun, and
it’s the same for Movies
and Concerts and
Dining Places…
...I wonder if there is a way
to Tax People
for their 'Happiness'…
...you know…every time they Smile!
Now, I hear that kids smile
about 400 times a day, and
adults about 20 times a day…
...but adults can pay taxes easier…
...they have more money…
but they would also like to see their kids
enjoying themselves,
and the adults may want to pay
for that care-free
Happiness of their little ones!
per smile,
then,
a Nickel...
.05 x 200,000,000 Adults in USA = $10,000,000...Whoa!..
...times 20 smiles per day = $200,000,000 per Day!
...That is some
Serious Dough!"
Then,
the Dentist thinks,
“Maybe I can have people come to a website
and upload pictures of them Smiling
to their friends who also visit,
then those photos
will stay up just a while and then
'dissolve away,'
then...they will want to put up some more pics,
and they will be glad to pay…
...just a 'nickel' from their
credit cards linked to the site!
Maybe then,
I can start a buzz around the Internet so
Netizens will flock there
and maybe even try
and outdo each other's Smile!…
But, wait!...
Companies are already doing that same type of competition
on Instagram and Facebook,
and some other places!
How will I compete against them?
Is the answer all in the Software?
I have a friend
who is a Software Engineer, and
I presented her the same proposal!
I think I’ll stop by her Office!
Now,
when the Dentist gets
to his friend's Software Office,
she confides in the Dentist,
"We can construct a Platform
for you, and have a
place on the pages
for people to
sign in and
upload their pics for others to see,
but
then there's
the cost of servers
and hardware and
constant updating,
to work out the kinks!
It's almost like reinventing the Wheel,
which you shouldn't have to,
and the Competition for Internet 'Eyeballs' is
'Totally Cut Throat and Hyper-fierce"
Then the Dentist tells her,
"I know that this is totally
out-of-the-box thinking,
and I'm trying to
wrap my
head around it!
Now his Software Friend admits,
"It's a novel approach that may yield
rewards in the end,
and that's the same way that
all of the other
Big Companies started...
working out a
'viable work flow and capital flow work sheet!'
I have faith
in you, Doctor,
now all we need are a couple of
breakthroughs in our 'Thought Flows!'...
...Maybe some
'Clarifying Visions'
will come to you
in your Dreams!"
So as the Dentist
walks back to his
Office,
some Ladies
Smile at him and say
"Hello
there,
Sir!"
And as he continues
walking,
he thinks,
"That could be three nickels right there
from those three Ladies!...
I tell You, Man…
...There's...
...just
gotta be a Way!"
"I hope that my Taxes
aren't
wasted on Frivolity,
or Bridges
to nowhere,
or High Rise Condos,
and Rolls
Royces!"
Pay your Taxes, then
you won't get Knocks
on Your Door!
That's the whole Point
of the matter!...
'Don't be Getting no Knocks from Nobody!'
Is HSR listening?...Heck...
...he's not even looking this Way!
Well, you should see
'how he gets his'
in,
Beautiful Spy Tricks Dentist...To Help Get ...
...The 'God Algorithms'...From...
... Google, Amazon, And Facebook!...
...Part 4.
Beautiful Spy Tricks Dentist...To Help Get The...
...'God Algorithms'...From Google, Amazon, And Facebook!..Part 3!..."
"Lucky 80-Year Old 'Jamayruba' Dentist
Is Forced To Give
Emergency CPR
To Lovely Swim Suit
Models
After Their Boat Capsizes!,"
and way in front of that, in
"Do You Love Your Teeth?...Well,
Tell Them And Show Them
That You Do!"
Or Toe Jam...Which One
Is Worse?,"
AND IN THOSE SCENARIOS,
HSR,
AS A 25 YEAR-OLD,
STRAPPING
AND HANDSOME
YOUNG MAN
ON VACATION FROM
...YES!...
THE GREAT USC
GETS A LITTLE ADVENTUROUS
AND DECIDES TO
FOLLOW HIS INSTINCTS,
WHICH ARE
SOMETIMES...
...ALWAYS WRONG!...
AND HE FINALLY CHOOSES TO
DRIVE THROUGH,
AND VERY POSSIBLY
ENJOY, PARTS OF THE
SOUTHERN
UNITED STATES
THAT'S FULL OF
TREES,
TREES,
AND MORE TREES,
AND EVEN SOME STRANGE
AND MAYBE
UNDISCOVERED VEGETATION,
BUT,
HSR IS JUST
'FRICTIONLESSLY'
SAILING ALONG
ON THE HIGHWAY,
WITH
HARDLY ANY OTHER CARS
IN SIGHT
AND A 'HUGGABLE AND COLOR-SATURATED' SKY
BUT,
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
HE EXPERIENCES
EVERY DRIVER'S NIGHTMARE...
A
FLAT TIRE!...
AND HSR FINDS OUT THAT THERE'S NO
SPARE!
AND,
THAT
HE'S
CURRENTLY
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE...
...OR RATHER,
99 MILES
TO THE NEXT REST STOP,
AND HSR
FINDS THAT HE ALSO HAS
NO
CELL PHONE CONNECTION!...
CRAP!..
SO,
HE HAS TO 'HOOF' IT!...
..NOW, HE LEAVES THE CAR...
AND DURING LAST EPISODE,
HE SAW
A LOT OF SCARY THINGS,
AS THE PLACE GOT DARK
AND, AT TIMES,
HE GOT REALLY SCARED,
BUT,
HE FINALLY COMES ACROSS
AN OLD CAR
AND
WORKING,
AND IN THE DARK OF
THE NEW NIGHT
HE IS DRIVING
THIS 'GLORIOUS JALOPY'
DOWN AN UNKNOWN ROAD
TO BE 'AS TOUGH AS NAILS'
AND
TO MAKE IT OUT OF
THIS SCENARIO IN ONE PIECE
THEN...
UH OH...
A PERSON APPEARS!...
SO, HSR, NOT WANTING
ANY PROBLEMS,
AGAIN, STEPS ON THE GAS
ALL THE WAY, AND
BURNS RUBBER OUT OF THERE!...
AND HE
GOES A WAYS MORE
BUT THEN, HIS CAR
RUNS OUT OF GAS!...
...GEE WILIKERS!...
SO NOW,
HE GETS OUT AND
STARTS WALKING...
IN THE
SPOOKY LIGHT
OF THE SUPER MOON!
"I'LL USE MY CELL PHONE LIGHT
TO MAKE IT THROUGH!,"
THINKS HSR,
HSR THEN,
THANKFULLY,
THINKS HE SEES
A FRIEND
BUT, AFTER BLINKING SOME
AND WIPING HIS EYES,
HE REALLY SEES
"SHUCKS!" HE SAYS...
AND HSR LOOKS UP
AND SAYS,
"I HOPE THAT YOU GUYS UP THERE
"THIS IS JUST A TEST
TO SEE IF I'M WORTHY!" HE AGAIN SAYS TO HIMSELF...
THEN,
OH BOY!
HSR SEES
A SMALL CAVE!
"BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT," HE CONCLUDES, "I THINK I'LL PASS!"...
SO,
AFTER SOME MORE SLOW AND
ZOMBIE-LIKE WALKING,
HE GETS REALLY TIRED
AND JUST HAS TO
SIT DOWN!
"I MUST SLEEP...
...NOW!...
I'LL TRY THIS TREE RIGHT...
HERE...
WHICH LOOKS LIKE
EQUAL PARTS INVITING
AND...SCARY!" THINKS HSR...
SO HE LAYS DOWN
AND SLOWLY
CLOSES HIS EYES AND
IMMEDIATELY HE SEES
STRANGE STUFF
"SHEESH!"
"HSR!" CALLS THIS PERSON
AND HSR
SWEARS HE
OPENS HIS EYES...BUT,
HE STILL SEES THE SAME IMAGES!...
THE WOMAN AGAIN SAYS,
"DR. REPORT!...CAN YOU
HEAR ME?...
AND HSR MOANS A "YES!"
"GOOD, " SAYS THE WOMAN,
"YOU ARE IN MY
TERRITORY NOW!
AND I NEED YOU
TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME"...
"WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME,"
A TIRED-TO-THE-BONE
HSR ASKS...
AND THE WOMAN,
WHO IS MORPHING
OVER AND OVER
RIGHT BEFORE HSR'S
CLOSED AND DREAMING EYES,
"I AM ONE OF THE
MANY DAUGHTERS OF
MOTHER NATURE!...
AND, UNFORTUNATELY,
AN
'UNBALANCING EVENT'
MAY BE OCCURRING IN OUR FOREST!...
...POWERFUL AND SINISTER
FORCES
HAVE INVADED OUR
'TREE-FILLED ECOLOGY'
..."NOW,
FOLLOW
ME, SIR!"
AND NOW
THEY WALK...OR RATHER, THEY FLOAT ALONG
A SECOND OR TWO...AND
THEN
THIS BEING APPEARS
AND PROCLAIMS,
"YOUNG WARRIOR...
THANK YOU FOR COMING!...
'WIN THE WARS!'"
"NOW MY SOLEMN SOLDIER!...
...ENTER INTO THE
REHABILITATIVE WATER
HERE!...AND THIS WILL
HELP SHARPEN YOUR FOCUS!"
AND HSR SLOWLY SUBMERGES HIMSELF
INTO THE DREAM WATERS!...
AFTER A WHILE...
THE
MAGIC HAPPENS!...
AND AFTER SOME TIME...
A WET BUT STRONG
HSR
NOW
AND EMBOLDENLY PRONOUNCES,
"I AM NOW MORE ENERGIZED
AND I AM
STARTING TO SEE
THAT WHICH, AT FIRST,
I COULD NOT SEE!"
"SIR," THIS DREAM WOMAN
NOW SAYS,
"SIR...
PLEASE HOP ON...
...AT ONCE!...
AND WE SHALL
DISAPPEAR INTO
THE DIMENSIONS
WHERE THE
BATTLEFIELDS ARE!"
...
LEANING AGAINST A TREE,
DEEP INTO A MULTI-LAYERED DREAM,
IN A FOREST THAT YOU KNOW HAS
'MAGICAL
PLACES!'
AND
THE INTO AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS HSR
FANTASIZES
MIXING THE SOUNDS
AND MORE LIKE
GOOD FRIEND...
NOW...HIS ASLEEP MIND OFFERS
"MY…THE WATERS IN THAT LAKE
SEEM LIKE
THEY
...ARE THIRSTY!"
AHH…THIS RAIN IS
WAIT…
THEY SAID THAT
THERE IS A DISRUPTION
IN THE FOREST’S
CHLORYPHYLLIC CIRCULATORY SYSTEM…
I LISTEN
TO HER...
...AS
I LIE SILENTLY,
...AS OTHERS
WAIT!...
OMGOSH!...
..HOW DO I FIGHT AN ‘UNGRABABLE’
...TO WIN THIS IMMEDIATE
...
NOW,
AFTER AN ENLIGHTENING,
AND LATER,
A SOUND AND RESTFUL SLEEP,
HE WAKES UP,
HOWEVER,
IT‘S STILL DARK,
AND HE HEARS A HUGE TRACTOR TRAILER TRUCK
COME UP A NEARBY ROAD…
AND IT STOPS!...
...THEN HE HEARS THE DRIVER
ON THE CB RADIO SAY,
“HEY, BOSS!...
...I CAN’T GO ANY FURTHER
TO UNLOAD THIS CARGO OF HIGHLY TOXIC WASTE!...
THERE’S AN OLD CAR THAT’S
BLOCKING THE WHOLE ROAD!”
THEN AFTER A PAUSE,
THE DRIVER THEN SAYS,
“OKAY…
...I WON’T DUMP IT IN THIS FOREST,
I’LL HEAD BACK TO BASE
AND THEN WE’LL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
TO DUMP THIS CRAP!”
NOW
THE HUGE TANKER TRUCK BACKS UP
AND LEAVES THE FOREST…
NEXT,
HSR LOOKS AT THE CAR BLOCKING THE ROAD…
AND…
IT’S THE SAME ONE THAT
HE WAS RIDING
FOR A WHILE!...
WOW!...
SO JUST BY LEAVING THAT OLD CAR WHERE HE DID,
THAT TANKER COULDN’T OFFLOAD
ITS
MAYBE THOUSANDS OF POUNDS OF POISON
INTO THE PRISTINE FOREST SOIL…
”MAN,”
HE THINKS,
“THIS FOREST WAS SAVED FROM
ALL OF THAT
BENZENE AND
THAT DIOXIN AND THOSE OTHER
‘FOREVER CHEMICALS!’...GREAT!
BUT THEN
HE HEARS ANOTHER HUGE TRUCK COME UP THE SAME ROAD,
AND THEY SEE THAT OLD CAR BLOCKING
THE ROAD,
AND THE PEOPLE IN THE TRUCK
SAY,
“AW, MAN, THIS JACKED-UP OLD JALOPY
IS PREVENTING US
FROM GETTING TO THAT CLEARING
WE SAW AND NOW
WE CAN’T CHOP DOWN AND SNATCH
A WHOLE LOTTA TREES…
BUT THERE’S ANOTHER FOREST
ABOUT 70 MILES FROM HERE!...
...LET’S GO TO THAT ONE!”
THEN, THOSE ILLEGAL LOGGERS
BACK THEIR HUGE LOGGING TRUCK UP
AND LEAVE!...
WATCHING ALL OF THIS, HSR
NOW SMILES
AND THINKS,
“WHOA!...THAT OLD JALOPY
JUST SAVED THE DAY AGAIN!
THIS MEANS THAT THE PRECIOUS TREES
AND THE CANOPY,
ALONG WITH ALL OF THE ANIMALS
THAT LIVE HERE,
WON’T HAVE TO ENDURE A
‘CHLOROPHYLLIC CIRCULATORY DISRUPTION!’…
...HIP HIP HOORAY!”
BUT WAIT!...
...A CAR WITH
SOME YOUNGSTERS
STOPS
BECAUSE OF THE OLD CAR,
AND THEY SAY,
“SHUCKS!...IT LOOKS LIKE WE
CAN’T EVEN LIGHT
OUR FIREWORKS HERE!”
THEN, THEY TOO LEAVE
WITHOUT DOING
ANY HARM
TO THE VAST, VELVETY-GREEN
VEGETATION!
NOW
HE WALKS OVER TO THE OLD CAR IN THE ROAD,
WHICH HE IS TOTALLY SURE
COULD BE THE FOREST’S VERY BEST FRIEND NOW,
AND
HE OPENS THE TRUNK…AND
...OMGOSH…CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...
THERE’S SOME BOXES OF FOOD
AND A TENT WITH SOME SLEEPING AND COOKING MATERIALS…
AND A RADIO…BUT THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD…
“OH WELL,”
HE THINKS,
“INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO THE NEWS,
I’LL LISTEN TO THE SOUNDS OF MY
FRIENDLY FOREST!”
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“This is the first time
I’ve been here to
get my Wings serviced!”
This Bacterium,
never before seen in the Mouth,
is
“My Host never flosses,
so I take
My Time
to the ‘Buffet Line!”
“What!...Those Staphs and Streps
are trying to
sneak in the Back Door!”
“Hey…Biofilm…
here’s some…
...'Love Shots!’”
