...are
'Super Luminous!'...
...and...
...That!... Bodes Well!"...
"Really!...
One Time...
Long Ago...
I wished Upon a Star!...
...And...
the Next Day...
Hollywood
came into
My Life!"
of the New Year
is Palpable!...
...I can Feel It!...
I can choose to
decide
...or not to Decide...if I want!
However...
the Thing I
always Like Deciding
to do
is
Staying close To My Dentist!"
"I heard about Your Trip
Up North
On This Blog
Last Week,
and,
I heard that
it was So Cold that
even the Snow said,
"I Give!""
"Hollywood!...Just because
You can't see me,
doesn't mean...
...I can't See You!"
"Your Warm Squeezes
are the
'Perfect Antidote'
for the
'Cold Winds of Winter!"
"Here's Amazon now
with
My Dress for
Hollywood's New Year's Party Tonight!"
"Doctor Report...You are
the 'Best Diet'
That a Woman Can Have!"
"Hi!...
Oh, Please excuse Me...
...I've
got to
Get This Call!"...
...
...
Well...It looks like
...I've got to
Leave immediately with
Doctor Olah Orala
to
Stockholm and Monaco!"
"Yes!...I am
The New Angel
Watching Over You ...This Year!"
You and Your
'in Some Ways,
a New Year
is like
meeting a
'Nice , New'
Person...
...Possibly Full of Opportunities and Surprises!'
Smiles
are
meeting
This Young Lady
Right Now!
Your
'Pops And Bangs'
Episode
is brought to You by
In The World!
This Time...
...every Year,
HSR should
just
Stay Indoors More!
...Especially during
Times
when the Streets are frozen!
But...will
That Boy ever learn?...
However, Today,
HSR is
'Letting The Chips Fall Where They May!'
And
...preferably...
...not on the Sidewalks!
BUT WELCOME,
EVERYONE TO
HSR'S
FIRST ANNUAL
'BRING IN THE NEW YEAR'
BASH!... WHERE THERE'S
NOW,
LOTS OF
DANCING
AND FUN
TO BE
HAD!...
AND,
AT THE
VENUE,
THERE'S
ROOM FOR
HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS!
AND FOLK ARE
COMING FROM
MILES AROUND!
THEY ARE GETTING HERE BY
PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION,
AND
SOME ARE
'TAKING TO
THE SKIES!'
OF COURSE,
THERE ARE THE DRIVERS
MAKING IT ON OVER...IN A
...HURRY ...
AND THOSE
THAT ARE
TAKING IT COOL
ON THE SCENE!
PEOPLE ARE ALSO COMING
ON THE
'UNDER THE SEA' HIGHWAY....
...AND THOSE FAR, FAR AWAY
WILL 'CONNECT TELEPATHICALLY'
TO THE
GREAT
'GOINGS-ON!'
YES!...PEOPLE ARE
PREPPING
WITH AN
EYE
"HEY, GIRL...WHEN WE GET THERE,
WE'RE GOING TO ACT
LIKE THERE'S
'NO TOMORROW,'
BECAUSE
WE'RE MAKING A
'SANDWICH'
OUT OF HOLLYWOOD!
NOW...
THERE IS NO LINE TO
GET INTO THE PARTY
SO
THE PEOPLE
JUST WALK ON IN
AND
'GO FOR
WHAT THEY KNOW!'
AND OF COURSE,
WE MUST HAVE
THE
'LAMP SHADE' DANCERS!...
OMGOSH!...
IT'S...IT'S...WHATEVER!
NOW,
OVER THERE'S
A COUPLE THAT
KNOWS THEY NEED TO
'GET A ROOM,'
BUT...
THINGS ARE TOO URGENT!
"I LIKE THIS GIG!
I'LL SAY...THIS
JUST MIGHT BE
A PARTY
FOR THE 'AGES!"
...I'MA...
...JOIN THE LINE!"
NOW,
THE MASTER BEHIND ALL OF
THIS
'GROOVINESS'
IS
BY-GOLLY...
THE
INIMITABLE
'D JAY!"...
...WHO HAS THE
'POWER OF THE PARTY'
IN HIS
VERY OWN HANDS!...
WHAT'S THIS!...
HSR IS...
STEPPING UP
TO
THE STAGE TO...
ADDRESS THE
CROWD!...
"CAN I GET A 'OH YEAH!'"
HE SCREAMS TO THE CROWD...
"OH YEAH...OH YEAH!..."
"OH YEAH...OH YEAH!
NOW,
HSR BLURTS,
"THANKS FOR COMING TODAY
...TONIGHT...AND...
TOMORROW MORNING!...
WE GONNA ROCK IT!...
"OH YEAH...
OH YEAH!"...
"I NEED EVERYONE
TO HAVE
A SAFE, BUT,
INSANE"...
"OH YEAH!
OH YEAH!"
"AN INSANE...YEAR...THIS...NEW ONE!
HEY...
...I'MA BE BACK
IN A BIT!...
BUT...
I'MA NEED YOU ALL TO ...
...DO WHAT YOU DO BEST!...
AND...
SHOW ME RIGHT NOW...
WHAT
YA NEED!"
"OH YEAH!
OH YEAH!"
"I REALLY
...LOVE THAT MAN!"...
NOW
HSR STEPS AWAY, AND
THE CROWD
GETS BACK
TO IT!
LIKE THEY ARE
IN A TRANCE!
...A D JAY...TRANCE!
OKAY, SO
AS
HSR
WALKS BACK
INTO THE CROWD,
THIS LADY
THINKS,
"SO THAT'S
HOLLYWOOD!...OKAY'...
AND
THE NIGHT
IS GETTING INTO
'FULL SWING' MODE
AND
PEOPLE ARE WAVING THIER
HANDS
IN THE AIR!
"OH YEAH!...
OH YEAH!"
"Red Beans and Rice
do a
New Year, and a
Whole Digestive System,
Good!"
So...
...There's this
'Hot...Got-to-be-There,'
New Year's Party
Going On!
And the
Entertainers are just
Very Believable!...
And the
Lights and
the Action...
Make This
'One Crazy Place!'
Now,
This celebration is
thrown by the Very-Much-Loved
Doctor Danny Dentation! And
since He’s currently single,
all kinds of
Beautiful Women, and Patients
want to ‘Catch His Eye!’
And the Ladies…
...Whoa!…are ‘Making an Entrance,’ like
they are the
Only Thing That Matters’ here!
So,
at this time,
this Lady strides on in
like
She’s the Original ‘Hot Stuff’ and
a Freshly-Minted ‘Balleress!’
However, there’s this Young Lady over here
who wants to be duly recognized as
‘The Life of the Party’
This Year!...
And
as
She makes Her Way in,
People Stop and Look!...
…And she thinks to herself,
“Their ain’t no competition here against Me!
...I’ma Play My Cards Right and
have Doctor Danny Dentation
pay attention to Me ‘The Most!’
“After all,” She continues,
“He Imparted upon My
‘Teethy Mechanisms,’
his Brand New
‘Enamel Secrets’
Formulation
as 'Undertoning for the Whiteness'...
...to see if there are
New and Discernable Differences in My
‘Dentinal Attractivity!’...
But, I don’t want to
Stop The Whole Show…
...Oh No…
I only want to
...be Part of the
'Saturating Stimulations'
among the Musicians
and the
Dancers and
D Jays,
to ‘Psychologically Intoxicate’
and
have Doctor Dentation’s Eyes
keep feelng a Need to
'Gaze My Way!'”
Now,
More Ladies enter
into the Party,
and one Lady, with Her Bad Self,
turns around to Doctor Dentation and says,
“I flew in just for You, Doctor!...
…We’re ‘Doing Lunch’ tomorrow right?”
and Doctor Dentation smiles,
“But, Of Course!...As Usual!”
“Oh, Doctor!," she continues,
“I need to tell You Something in Confidence!...Immediately!"...
So,
She and the Doctor
both go into a
Private Room
and
shut the Door!...And…
...wouldn’t You know it…Someone’s
already trying to
‘Stick Their Nose Into Things!'...
And in a bit,
They both emerge from the Room,
and She moves on into the Party Crowd,
but first She Giggles,
“What Happens between Us,
Stays between Us, Right?”
“Our Lips are ‘Sealed Together!” laughs the Doctor…
Now, from across the Room,
the Prospective ‘Life Of The Party’ Lady
sees Doctor Dentation,
but decides to
Head to the Ladies Room first,
just to Check on Things,
And some People
React to Her accordingly!
And as
She leaves the Ladies Room
She walks over to
Doctor Dentation,
and the Doctor says to Her,
"I Like the Brilliance
of Your 'Implanted Enamel Secrets, Dear!"
"So do I," speaks
the Lady...His Patient,
"The Guys are Hungry and
the Girls are Jealous!"
"Which Very Possibly Qualifies You
as The 'Life of the Party!'...
I'll have to duly note that
in My Research!" laughs
The Doctor,
as another
'Admirer'
Disapprovingly Looks On!
Now, the Lady says,
It's All Because of My...
...Little Enamel Secrets...
...which I'll 'Smile'
to You Right
Now!"...
May You have many....
..."Well, People...
...it looks like
another Year is
going into the
'History Books!'
I'm glad that I made
it through,
and my Creator,
and Doctor Winge's Blog!
I have to
keep making
a
'Good Difference'
where I can!
But with some
'Earthly Happenings,'
I have No Impact whatsoever!
But...
I must remember
that...
...Life is Only Good...
...if You're Living It!"...
...That's Around
All Those Women...
...That's Hollywood!"...
..."Here you go,
Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report!...
...Just like
You Like it!"...
..."I really enjoyed
Your
New Year's Party,
Hollywood,
but...
I must Warn You
that all
Those Girls
Don't Really Care about You Like I Do!"...
...smiles!
"When You
just turned on the
Christmas Tree Lights,
...right now,
an
'Idea Light Bulb Went Off'
in
My Head!
And for
all of the Things that
need to be
'Illuminated'
this Year...
...well...
...Let There Be Light!"
"But I'm a
Tooth Fairy...
...and You're a
Warrior!...
I don't know...
if Our Love will Last!"
"We're The First Couple
In The Inaugural Class
At The
Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences!...
...I Love You!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where Everyone Outside
...Sees The....!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Yes!...
The 'Edible Remnants' of
those Doughnuts
are
Just Over There!"
"I'm Experimenting
with these
containers of Effervescence!...
...The Targeted Microbes
will consume
this substance
and their
normal metabolism will
then Produce so much 'Gas,'
...that...
...They'll...'Pop!'"
"Soldiers!...The Enemy
is just over
the Next
Marginal Ridge!...
...Remember...
We Fight To Win!...And...
...We Win the Fight!"
"But,
if You
pick the
Wrong One...
...You're Mine!"
First Day of Class
at the
Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences,
I have to
Set A
Best First Imression!"
"Every Friday,
when I get Home
from 'The Wars,'
I Relax and
read the
Hollywood Smiles Report!...and...
it's like...
He's Right Next to Me!"
"I've got to
eat as much
Plaque food
as I can...
...before...
...the
'Shark Bacteria' get here!"
There are Some Things,
of which,
...One can't Get Enough!
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