...Merry Christmas...Everybody!...
...It's Been...A Pleasure!...
...And Now!...
...Up Next...Is...
...Hollywood's Entertainment Gift...
To You!...
...See Ya!"
The Stars in the Skies...
Give 'Signs' to Us!
The Stars Also Want Us
To
Be Amazed
by Their Greatnesses!..They are the
'Ever 'Evolving'
Fireworks Of Our
'Grand Stage!'...
And, When
We Dream Forward
and
'Reach For The Stars,'
We Brighten
The 'Promising Glow'
of The...Coming Future!...
"Happy Holidays, Folk!
There's Activity...
All over The Place!
People are
Giving ...
And...People are
Receiving...and...
No Matter the Magnitudes
of the Total Global Transactions...
It All 'Settles Out'... ...the Way It Does!"
..."Look...
...HSR...
...I'll Be Straight with You...
...If You want Me to
Show Up
at Your
New Year's Party
You Gotta do
what I Say...
"Hi There!...I'm from Lakselv...You Know...From Last Week's Adventure!...
I saw that Woman
'Put a Hurtin''
on HSR's Elbow
with that Arm Bar!...
"Poor Baby!... Hope He Gets Better!"
"Hollywood Report!...If You
don't Sit Your
Kindergarden ____ Down...
......I'ma Tell Your Mother!"
"Welcome Everyone!...
Santa is
Now Ready to
Hear what
All Kids and Adults Want!"
"It just
Came to my Mind That
Your
Smile is
a Little Like a
'Waxing and Waning' Crescent!"
"Hollywood!...
Why...
Did You Bring
All That Sunscreen!"
"In My College Class,
We Debated if
We should
Keep Things the Same...
...or...
should We Not use So Much
Wrapping Paper
and Packaging
on Gifts to
Generate Less Trash!"
You and Your
"If I could have a Warm Beach Weather Day,
right now...I'll take it!"
Smiles
are
Stuck in The
..._________________ Snow!
Your
'Wish You A Merry Christmas'
Episode
For Today
is
'Verbally Relayed'
to you by
'Down on Their Luck'
for a Donation!
HSR likes Riding
an Inner Tube
but He...
...doesn't like Crashing!...
"Attaboy, HSR!...
...Nobody Likes Crashing!...It's
Good to see You
on
the
Same Page
as Everyone Else!...
But don't be Fooled!
HSR just may
'Break Out' with
'The Stupids'
at any Moment!
To support this...
Let's call to the Stand,
"Hey!..."What'z Dat Yu Pudding' En Yo
Meowf?!"...Part 1..."
and,
anterior to that...
in the
the Nautical Escapades through
Mysterious and Storied Waters
last renditioned on
"The First African American To Invent And Patent A Toothbrush—Ralph Cyril
Winge, D.D.S.!,"...
and there,
WE FIND HSR,
SAFE AND FEELING AT HOME
ON HIS
PERSONAL PIRATE SHIP,
Mysterious and Storied Waters
last renditioned on
"The First African American To Invent And Patent A Toothbrush—Ralph Cyril
Winge, D.D.S.!,"...
and there,
WE FIND HSR,
SAFE AND FEELING AT HOME
ON HIS
PERSONAL PIRATE SHIP,
AND HE'S JUST
'SMOOTH SAILIN''
ON THE HIGH SEAS...
WITH HIS
DISPARATE PIRATE CREW
OF TOUGH-LOOKING,
TREASURE-SEEKING MISFITS,
MUGGERS,
MALCONTENTS,
AND MARAUDERS
DISPARATE PIRATE CREW
OF TOUGH-LOOKING,
TREASURE-SEEKING MISFITS,
MUGGERS,
MALCONTENTS,
AND MARAUDERS
AND A LOT OF OTHER
CONNIVING,
'DON'T-TAKE-YOUR-EYES-OFF-OF-THEM-FOR-A-MINUTE'
SOCIOPATHS...
...WHO ALL,
HOWEVER...
SEEM 'CLINICALLY CALMER'
WHEN OUT ON THE
OPEN WATERS
CONNIVING,
'DON'T-TAKE-YOUR-EYES-OFF-OF-THEM-FOR-A-MINUTE'
SOCIOPATHS...
...WHO ALL,
HOWEVER...
SEEM 'CLINICALLY CALMER'
WHEN OUT ON THE
OPEN WATERS
AND HSR IS NOW SAILING
RIGHT ALONG...
...AND...
...FEELING GREAT!
HOWEVER...
HE AND
HIS CREW
ARE NOW
SAILING
AWAY FROM
AN UNFRIENDLY
ISLAND, WHERE
HE WAS BRIEFLY
LOCKED UP...
RIGHT ALONG...
...AND...
...FEELING GREAT!
HE AND
HIS CREW
ARE NOW
SAILING
AWAY FROM
AN UNFRIENDLY
HE WAS BRIEFLY
LOCKED UP...
BUT THE RESOURCEFUL HSR
...ESCAPES AGAIN...
...ESCAPES AGAIN...
WITH HIS SLIPPERY AND ANGLING SELF!...
AND..
AT THE SAME TIME,
HE ALSO FREES
'KING CYRIL OF MYBERIA!'...
...AND HIS DAUGHTER
AND A BODY GUARD...
...WHO WHERE ALL HELD FOR A
...KING'S RANSOM
WHICH MEANS...AT LEAST...
TEN MILLION DOLLARS,
OR...
MOUNDS AND MOUNDS,
OF THE GOOD OLD...
...'GOLDEN STUFF!'...
AND..
AT THE SAME TIME,
HE ALSO FREES
'KING CYRIL OF MYBERIA!'...
...WHO WHERE ALL HELD FOR A
...KING'S RANSOM
WHICH MEANS...AT LEAST...
TEN MILLION DOLLARS,
OR...
...'GOLDEN STUFF!'...
"KING CYRIL," SAYS HSR...
..."WE ARE GOING TO
TAKE YOU TO
YOUR HOME
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE...
"BUT WE HAVE TO STOP
AT ONE PLACE TO REFRESH
AND GET SUPPLIES
TO MAKE
THE REST OF YOUR TRIP."
AND KING CYRIL ASKS,
"MY KINGDOM
IS ABOUT 1,000 MILES
WEST OF JAKARTAN...
WHERE DO WE GO TO
GET THE SUPPLIES?"
"WE NEED TO
GET TO SERANGETI ISLAND
...AROUND MALAY-KASIA...
BUT,
WE NEED TO AVOID
OTHER THIRSTY PIRATES
AND DEADLY
"FIRST MATE," CALLS OUT HSR, TO HIS FIRST MATE...
...I'LL DRINK TO THAT!"
"FIRST MATE," SAYS HSR AGAIN,
"BESIDE HAVING A GOOD PLACE
TO HIDE YER BREW...
...ANY RECOMMENDATIONS
ON HOW TO SAFELY AND QUICKLY
GET OUR KING HERE
BACK TO MYBERIA?"
"WELL, SIR, (BURP!)...ME HEARS THAT
MYBERIA HAS A LOT OF
GOLD THERE,
AND
LOTS OF PEOPLE
ARE PLOTTING TO COME IN
AND CLAIM IT!...
...YOU'LL NEED TO
GET TO THE ISLAND
QUICKLY AND QUIETLY,
WITHOUT NOTICE, SIR,
AND SUMMON THE KING'S TROOPS
TO KNOW THAT THE KING
IS STILL ALIVE,
AND REINVIGORATE THE FORCES
TO FIGHT
TO
KEEP THE PEACE!"
"THANKS, FIRST MATE!...
...GOOD THINKING!"
SAYS CAPTAIN HSR...
NOW, THE SHIP'S SPIRITUAL ADVISER
"CAPTAIN...
...YOU'RE OVERLOOKING ONE THING...
...THE "SPIRITS OF THE MARINERS"
NEED TO BE ON
OUR SIDE
...OR AT LEAST
NOT THAT HUNGRY
FOR US...BECAUSE
...THEY WILL ATTACK...
...BUT,
JUST MAKE SURE
WE WON'T BE
THEIR
'MOST FAVORITE AND TASTY'
VICTIMS!...I WILL PRAY AND GIVE RESPECT
TO THE SEA GODS
FOR NECESSARY ENDURANCE
THROUGH THIS TRIP!"
"WELL, PLENTY THANKS FOR THAT!...AND
PLEASE GET BACK
TO ME SOON
AS TO HOW WE
CAN FURTHER WATCH OUT FOR,
OR RATHER,
AVOID ANY CALAMITY!..." SAYS THE CAPTAIN...
...
SO, AFTER THE SEA AND THINGS
CALM DOWN A BIT,
AND THE SEAS EVEN SEEM TO
'SNOOZE,'
ONE OF THE CREW MEMBERS
HAPPILY ASKS CAPTAIN HSR,
"SIR REPORT,
ABOUT THIS TIME
I WRESTLED A
'MONSTER GATOR'...
AND THE GATOR WANTED ME
TO KEEP IT
AS MY PET!"...
THEN ANOTHER SAILOR SAYS TO THE CAPTAIN,
"HEY, SIR CAPTAIN!...
...I DID BETTER THAN THAT!...
"I WAS THE LAST PIRATE STANDING
AT AN ISLAND
DRINKING
CONTEST!"
ASKS THE CAPTAIN...
"THE ISLAND OF...OF...
...ENDO NEE SLEEA...
...I THINK!" RETURNS THE SAILOR...
AND THEN
A THIRD MATE SAYS,
"HEY CAP'M!...I WAS
ONCE MAROONED ON AN ISLAND...
THAT WAS FULL OF...
(SOME SILENCE)
AND ONE CREW MEMBER ASKS, "...OF WHAT?"
AND HE SAYS, "HUNDREDS OF
AND EVERYBODY GETS A
GOOD LAUGH
OUT OF
ALL OF THIS
LIE-TELLIN'...
THEN
CAPTAIN HSR
TURNS A LITTLE,
AND SNIFFS THE AIR...
AND HE SAYS, "AHOY, MATES!
"THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'...
"WE BETTER
'BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!'"...
AND THE RAIN
STARTS SMALL
AT FIRST...
THEN THINGS REALLY GET
SEA-SICK ROUGH!
TOSSED AND TURNED
AS IF
IT
IS
AS LIGHT AS A
MARSHMALLOW!
"CAPM!," SHOUTS ONE HAND...
I SEE WHAT'S CAUSING THIS STORM!
NOW CAPTAIN HOLLYWOOD
TELLS THE CREW,
"WE HAVE SUSTAINED SOME DAMAGE,
AND WE'RE LIMPING ALONG...
...WAY OFF COURSE!"
"LOOK, CAPTAIN REPORT," SAYS ONE MATE
"THERE'S A PLACE OVER THERE!
SO BEFORE
THEY
THEY
DISEMBARK FROM THE BOAT...
THEY ARE
WONDERING IF
THERE ARE ANY INHABITANTS...
WONDERING IF
THERE ARE ANY INHABITANTS...
...OR...ANY...
NOW...HSR
HAS TO
DECIDE
AS THE CAPTAIN
OF THE SHIP...
HOW TO APPROACH THE ISLAND,
KNOWING THAT
HE HAS KING CYRIL AND
OTHER
'PRECIOUS CARGO!"
AND...ALSO...HIS SHIP
NEEDS SOME REPAIRS
TO CONTINUE ON!....
"CAPM!...MAY I SUGGEST,"
SAYS THE
FIRST MATE,
"A STRATEGY TO SAFELY
LAND ON THE
ISLAND?"
"PLEASE DO,SIR!"
"WELL, I THINK THAT
WE SHOULD WAIT
UNTIL
SUNSET
AND THEN APPROACH
FROM THE SIDE
WE ARE ON NOW!...
...WE SHOULD
NOT
SAIL AROUND TO SEE
IF ANYONE'S
ON THE OTHER SIDE, BECAUSE
THERE MIGHT BE
SOMETHING WE
MAY NOT
WANT TO
DEAL WITH JUST YET!"
"GOOD POINT, FIRST MATE,"
THANKS THE CAPTAIN!
SO,
AFTER SUNSET,
THEY MOVE CLOSER TO THE
SHORE,
AND THEY SEE SOME STRUCTURES
LIKE THERE
MAY BE PEOPLE
THERE ALREADY!...
CAPTAIN, SIR!...I'LL VOLUNTEER," SAYS
THIS LADY SWASHBUCKLER,
"TO KEEP THE SHIP SECURE!"
"THANK YOU, MATE!'
SMILES THE CAPTAIN...
NOW, CAPTAIN REPORT
AND
A COUPLE OF
HIS
SHIPMATES
WALK ON INTO TOWN TO
SEE IF THERE'S A PLACE
TO CATCH A BREW!...
AND ON THE WAY,
THIS LADY LOOKS
REAL HARD AT HSR AND ASKS,
"I'M GOING TO SIT AND WATCH THE
MOON FROM MY ROOM...
DO YOU WANT TO COME?"
"THAT SOUNDS GREAT, MISS...BUT...ME AND
MY MEN ARE GOING TO
'THROW BACK A COUPLE, FIRST!
"WELL,
MAYBE I SEE YOU
LATER," SHE PURRS!
OKAY...NOW THEY
GET TO AN
OLD TAVERN
ONE SIDE THERE'S A REAL 'RUCKUS'
WITH A LOT
OF NOISE AND
DEBAUCHERY!...
BUT, ANYWAY...
ALL OF THE CREW MEMBERS
GO INSIDE
AND
THERE'S 'TAVERN BUSINESS'
GOING ON...AS
YOU
CAN SEE!
AND THIS LADY
FROM THE SIDE
OF THE ROOM
GIVES HSR SOME
ADMIRING GLANCES!
"HI, YOU HANDSOME MEN!...HERE
IS SOMETHING
TO
'COOL YOU OFF!'" SAYS
THIS LADY!
NOW HSR PASSES ONE GUY
WHO
LOOKS LIKE HE
MIGHT HAVE
HAD A PAST ISSUE WITH
THE CAPTAIN!
AND OFF TO THE SIDE
THERE'S ANOTHER
LADY WITH
'LONGING EYES!'
THEN,
ANOTHER WOMAN WALKS BY
THE CAPTAIN
AND INTENTIONALLY
BUMPS INTO HIM!...
AND NOW, SHE SAYS,
"CAPTAIN REPORT!...
IT'S BEEN HOW LONG?...THREE YEARS?...
...YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE
SUPPOSED TO
'SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS' TOGETHER, RIGHT?
...YOU PROMISED!...
AND THEN YOU JUST
BROKE MY HEART!...WELL,
ANYWAY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?"
"HEY...I'M A PIRATE!....WHERE
ELSE WOULD I GO?...BUT...
MY SHIP HAS A LITTLE
DAMAGE,
AND I'VE GOT SOME
IMPORTANT CARGO!"
"WELL IF THAT'S THE CASE,"
SHE SAYS,
...DON'T REPAIR
YOUR SHIP HERE...
...IT'S TOO RISKY!...
...I KNOW AN ISLAND
30 MILES DUE EAST...I'M
HEADED THERE NOW!...
MAYBE WE CAN...YOU KNOW...
...TALK ABOUT 'OLD TIMES!...
AND...
...I WANT TO SEE YOUR
TATTOOS AGAIN, TOO!...
...DO YOU WANT TO
MEET UP AT
THE NEXT ISLAND?...HUH?...
...HUH?"
AND THE CAPTAIN
IS ABOUT TO GIVE AN
ANSWER, BUT...
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
A 'BIG BRAWL
BREAKS OUT!'
AND...
HSR AND HIS MEN
LEAVE IN A HURRY
BACK TO THE SHIP
TO
MAKE IT ON
TO THE
NEXT ISLAND!
BUT...
AS THEY SET SAIL,
A WOMAN,
WHO SNUCK ON BOARD,
TELLS THE CAPTAIN,
"I WANT TO
TRAVEL WITH YOU
ON YOUR ADVENTURES!...I'LL
PULL MY OWN WEIGHT,
AND BELIEVE ME...
I CAN FIGHT!"
"Joy to The World...and May...Heaven and Nature
Sing!"
"Hello!...And Welcome People!...
...I Practice
in the Field of...
...You Know...
Dentistry!
And this is
a
Wonderful and
'Christmassy'
Time
of the Year!
And I'm Thinking
of Things
that
I'd like to get
or
to do, or...
to see
certain things
happen!...as in the Fulfillment of My Wishes and Possible Presents...For Christmas!...
...I Thank You,
Santa!...
But...
I have to start off by
giving
...God The Glory!
As A Dentist...I'm Glad that...
I can Write and Upload this
Cyber-Blog
that talks about
Adventures
and sometimes
Self
Discovery!
Truthfully Speaking,
I like to
write about
Doctor Report,
with His
Smooth-Dancing Self!
It makes Me
Smile
when He
also
acts a
little Crazy!
And as a present,
I'd like to get the chance
to
keep writing about the
The Ladies that
look at and
watch...and
even...
Love Him!...
They have dreams
of
Dancing with him
and even
with Him!
For Christmas, I
also want the Gift
of relating how
a Dentist
enjoys
the
Martial Arts and
making the
Pretty Ladies
Smile!
In My Stocking,
I want to remember about
some of the
Aliens that My Imaginations
encountered!
And some of the
Mermaids, and
some
Natural Women
and
Spies,
and the versatile
Fighters
of the
Dental Hygiene Wars,
and the
'Strange Encounters'
around the World and
around the Galaxy!...
...And the Lasting
Friendships that He Makes!...
And another Thing that
I demand for
Christmas,
and I'll
jump up and down
like a
'Spoiled Brat,'
if I don't get it,
is that the Second Life Bloggers
that I Love,
keep on doing their
'OMGosh
Great'
Work!
But the Greatest
and
'Most Unselfish Gift'
that I would
Like to see
come about
This Year
is
'World
Peace And Love!'
So,
for Christmas...
I just want to
Keep My
'Creative Juices Flowing'
with this Continuing Endeavor,
For the Literary Consumption of You
the Reader,
and...
The World!
May you have many...
..."Ah, yes!...
It's Christmas Time again!...
...I've gone through a number of These Seasons
and
Each Season helps Me Focus
on Our
New and Old
Pressing Needs and Expectations
for Our families and for the World!
And I Conclude, Every Year,
that
The World continues
to
Need More Help"...
..."Did You Hear, Doctor Report?...
...Everybody
Just Loved Your...
...Sweet Potatoe Cake!"...
..."Oh, Excuse Me,
Hollywood!...
...I'm
...Just Staring!"...
..."I'm realizing that
All People do not have
'Great and Normal'
Nuclear Families!
And Many have
no Families at all!
\
If we are 'Blessed Enough,'
...We have 'Supportive People,'
watching out for us
and pushing us in the Right Direction,
so that
when we're in
a more Mature Position,
We can 'Return'
Those Supportive Behaviors!"...
...smiles!
"Hi, Hollywood!....
I'm Just
walking around the Property
to see
if Things are
Alright!...
And They Are!...
There are no Signs of
Wolves or Bears,
but
The Woods belong
to Them!...
So,
I think I'll
Go Inside Now!"
"Hi There!...I'm
on my way back to
Headquarters,
with
Baby Teeth from Around The World!...
And Each Specimen,
from Every Child's Mouth,
tells Its Own Unique Story!
Some Teeth are 'Beat Up'
Pretty Bad
While, Others,
are in Pristine Condition!
But...Remember...
...I'm just a Messenger!"
"Yes...He Did!...And Then...Let Me Tell You What Hollywood...
...Did Next!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where The Wind Gently...
..And Lovingly...
...Caresses Your Hair!...
\
"Just give Me a Second...
I'm close to
finding out the
location of
the
island that
HSR is marooned on,
after he
Sailed a Raft from
Tapiwa!
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"My Body never Stops!
And..
Right Now ...
I Feel like
I'm about to...
...Split In Two!"
"Penetrating Their Cell Membrane Defenses
was no 'Big Sweat!"
...Now...
the 'Secret Realms'
between the Strands
of the DNA
of This
Pathogenic Bacterium
...It's Too Quiet in here!...And Strange!...
...There's a Cytosine Molecule!...Floating...
...With some other things!...
...Hey!...
...I'm Wondering!...
...If I Do a CRISPR-Like Rearrangement
of some strands right here...
...will the 'New Bacterium'
be...
...Better or Worse?"
Oral Bacteria have 'Down Times'
and
They have...
Nightmares of Hygienists, too!
"OMGosh!...
...That Perio Pathogen...
...just has to be...
...on Genetic Steroids!"
"I Ate All of the Thanksgiving Leftovers!...
...And...I'll...
...do the
...Same for Christmas Dinner!"
"For Christmas...
...I want something to...
...Cover My Gray Matter!"
"So...That's Why...
Every Time
I look into Your Eyes...
...I...
...Fall In Love!"
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