This 4th Of July, We Recognize And Honor The Black Horse Trainer That Supplied The Horse Named "Boo Boo" That Helped Samuel Prescott Finally Get To Concord To Warn The People, "The British Are Coming, The British Are Coming!" After Dentist/Metallurgist Paul Revere And William Dawes Were Captured!

All Aboard!...It's about to get good!





Happy Patriotic

Birthday, United States! This 4th, we can celebrate with fireworks

and

sparklers and

 revelry...

...or with quiet and

deep

introspection...

but, whatever you choose to do, remember...

"Uncle Sam

Likes You!"

(Is it polite to point, in this case?)




But, be that as it may, or be things as they are...you and your "I like the buildup and anticipation of things, but after things are over, it's almost like you have to start all over again!" smile, are snuggling in and getting

comfy in your car

in the Drive In Movie Theater

to catch the latest episode of HSR's fantasy life

that was previously displayed on last year's 4th, with

"This 4th Of July, We Thank The Rumored Dentist Who Made The “Handsome, Alpha Male’” Dentures For George Washington To Look Great While Winning The War!"

AND THERE, WE FIND THE PREPUBESCENT HSR,

WHOSE FIRST ACT OF BUSINESS OF EACH AND EVERYDAY IS TO RISE AND SHINE AND CONQUER

THE WORLD!...AND THIS DAY, HE'S VISITING HIS GREAT GRANDPA OUT IN THE COUNTRY,

AND HSR ASKS HIS GREAT GRANDPA, "HEY G GRAMPS! CAN I PLAY WITH THAT SUPER CAR IN THE BACK...SHE'S A BEAUTY!"

"SURE, YOUNG MAN, GO AHEAD AND TAKE IT FOR A SPIN. JUST COME BACK BEFORE IT'S DARK!" HAPPILY SAYS HIS GREAT GRANDPA...

SO HSR RUNS DOWNSTAIRS

THEN OUTSIDE AND SEES THE CAR

AND HSR FIST PUMPS AND SCREAMS, "YES!"

AND HE OPENS THE DOOR AND SEES

AND SMILES EAR TO EAR AND SAYS, "IT'S TIME TO GET OUTTA HERE!"

SO HE BUCKLES UP HIS IMAGINARY BELT AND PLAYS LIKE A REAL RACE CAR DRIVER

AND ALREADY, HE'S SAYING, "I'M REVVING UP MY  KTM X-BOW, NOW!...

"RRRMMMM, RRRMMMM!"

AND NOW HE'S BURNING RUBBER AND

GOING SIDEWAYS SOME...

"HEY, SIR!" SAYS SOMEONE

AND HSR LOOKS TO THE SIDE,

AND THIS LADY SAYS,

"HOW'D YOU LIKE TO TASTE A LITTLE BIT OF MY DUST?"

THEN THEY BOTH BLAST OFF!

BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMETHING TELLS HSR TO SLOW DOWN SOME...

AND RIGHT AFTER THAT...

OMG!

HSR BARELY MISSES A CRASH!...

OH, NO!

NOW HIS CAR CATCHES ON

FIRE, BUT, HSR GETS OUT IN TIME, 

THEN

HE SAYS, "WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA GET IN MY FORZA HORIZON 3!"

AND HE TESTS IT OUT THE BEST WAY HE CAN!

"NOW, I'M IN THE DESERT!"

"WHOA! I COULD GET USED TO THIS!

"OKAY! IT'S WATER TIME!"

AND ON YOUR MARKS...GET SET...GO!

"HSR! TIME FOR 

A TREAT!" SAYS HSR'S GREAT GRAMPA...

"OKAY...I'LL BE IN IN JUST A MINUTE!" SAYS HSR...

SO HE UNBUCKLES AND GETS OUT OF HIS SUPER CAR,

BUT BEFORE HE GOES BACK TO THE HOUSE, 

YOU KNOW HE'S GOT TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF THIS

AND AND A LITTLE BIT OF THIS

AND A LITTLE BIT OF THIS

"SO, MY HANDSOME GREAT GRANDSON! YOU LIKE YOUR VACATION SO FAR?" ASKS THE OLDER ONE...

"I SURE DO G GRAMPS! LET ME SHOW YOU HOW MUCH!"

THEN LITTLE BOY HSR BUSTS A HAPPY MOVE!...

AND HSR RUNS UP TO HIM AND HUGS HIM AND SMILES, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, SUPERGRAMPS!"

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Jehoshaphat Maris

is married to Wandalena Maris

and they have a handsome son, Matthew Maris,

who for some reason, always has something disturbing on his mind, because

as a young boy he is always crying

that is, until...

he sees a little horse in a picture

and a small horse in the window at the

general store.

And each time he sees a horse he would stop crying,

and start smiling!

So one day he tells his Mom and Dad, "Mom, Dad, can I have that one

horse-y

over there?"

And Mr. and Mrs. Maris are so glad to see their son happy about something...anything...that

they finally get Matthew a little horse about his size

that could even do the "Moon Walk" before it was invented!

and Matthew likes to have fun times with his friends and his ponys...

but when Matthew gets older, he gets real good with horses, and he can even break and train

the wild ones...in no time at all!

And people would come from miles around just to have Matthew train their horses.

But, Matthew also likes the life in the natural woods.

Like, he would see all kinds of flora and fauna, and his favorite deer

that he calls, "Cookie," was named that because it would always eat some crumbs

that Matthew put down for it.

And he likes

birds, too!


And, oh yes, the horses

always like to go strolling with Matthew, especially

in the snow!

And Matthew has a girl who likes him

that lives close by, and she has a

pretty mare!...

But Matthew's parents tell him not get too close to her because...she's too forward!

Well, anyways, one day a guy

comes up to Matthew while he's walking his horses, and asks,

Matthew, young man!...My name's Revere, Paul Revere...can I talk to you?...Two soldiers and I

are going to need three of your best horses

to ride fast and warn our brother soldiers about the invading British Army!"

And Matthew responds, "Well, hello there, Sir...but before anything happens to my horses, I'ma need 

to talk to my Dad!"

"That's fine, 

young lad!"

So they go and talk to Matthew's Dad, Jehoshaphat Maris, and Mr. Maris gives quick consent...

"Matthew, this upcoming war is the real thing...let's give him our best horses,

Midnight, Sofie, and,  I hate to say it...your favorite here,

Boo Boo!"

"Not Boo Boo, Dad!" says Matthew, "He's the fastest and the best!"

"And he's going to help us win the war!...Matthew, you know that these horses will do their jobs, and 

they can always find their ways back home right after!...Here, Mr. Revere...and Godspeed!"

And Matthew runs up to Boo Boo...and says,

"Boo Boo, make us proud...and come back...ya hear?!

Then immediately, Boo Boo rears up like he's proud to serve!

But all of a sudden, Sofie, sensing something's up, bolts

straight to the deep woods!

And Mr. Maris apologizes to Mr. Revere, and says, "There's no catching that horse Sofie anytime soon, but we'll get you Socrates! He won't let you down!"

"Well, thank you Mr. Maris and Matthew for your contributions to the Revolutionary effort!

I'll let my superiors know about your valuable contributions!"

Then, Mr. Paul Revere strides away with the horses.

And that night, Matthew, of course, dreams about the horses...especially

Boo Boo!

Now, Mr. Revere walks in an office and sees this Patriot

Dr. Joseph Warren, and Paul Revere

who is also a part-time Dentist,

says, "Dr. Warren, let's take a short walk...

I need to update you!"

So they take a walk

and Mr. Revere says, I've got the absolute best horses in all of our land...we're ready to go anytime

you say!"

And Dr. Warren responds, "My spies say that the British are about to break their siege, and cross the Charles

River and head on up to Lexington and Concord

where our weapons are stored,

and they want to arrest our vociferous brothers Samuel Adams

and John

Hancock!

I need you, William Dawes, and Samuel Prescott to alert our people and stop that!

You three are to depart in the early night today, April 18th...

post haste...because...there's no time to waste!"

"Yes, Sir," salutes Paul Revere, as he leaves to start his clandestine, and very important mission!

So, Paul Revere contacts William Dawes

and Samuel Prescott

and the three Night Riders plan their mission with various routes,

to get from Boston to Lexington and Concord, where a lot of their ordinance resources

are stashed for military defense.

But Paul Revere, wouldn't you know it...after making it part of the way on his horse...Midnight, was caught

and William Dawes, bravely pacing Socrates,

was able to warn some people also, but

ultimately had his trip cut short, too!

However, Samuel Prescott, on top of his sturdy and long-winded steed Boo Boo, eluded the competition 

and finally made it

to Lexington 

and Concord.

So, now, with that advance notice, the American Patriots 

became armed and ready, and they had a fighting chance

to meet against the oncoming Redcoats...and with those skirmishes
                              

in and about Lexington and Concord, the first shots of the Revolutionary War were fired, 

and now, it was, as they say, 

"on and crackin'!"

Some battles after that, we won, and some we lost...

but the tide really turned our way when General George Washington and the Continental Army came 

and fought for our eventual Independence!

And as with many things in this world, the little guys

get minor mention

but provide the backbone of the biggest advantage!

So, This 4th

I say...

"Well done, Soldiers,

Patriots

...and Horse Trainer Matthew Maris, and Midnight, Socrates and, especially...

...my one and only...Boo Boo!"

May you have many...let me get this straight--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow said, "one if by land

and two if by sea

the best combination

is Hollywood and me!--I think!"...hi! My name is Alice Insonne. Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report,

please hurry up and give me a list of what I need to do to 

make you quickly fall in love with me!...oh give me a home

where the buffaloes roam

and the skies are not

...hey, 

HSR!...

I'll give you a fat, sweet kiss, if you 

tell me the rest!...smiles!