Some Of My Nicest And Most Cordial Patients And Friends...Just Happen To Have Jacked-Up Teeth!...Plus..."They're Also A Little Cray-Cray!"

What's up!...if it's hot where you are, here's a visual

that may help you feel cooler...but, I hope I'm not

overdoing it!

But anyways...you and your "there are somethings that I need to get done, but I always run out of time trying to do all of them!" smile, are just cooling it with your

"favorite friend" as you crank up the volume to hear a radio show on a vintage radio that

doesn't have too much static, but it's the first podcast in the world, and it has HSR just doing what he does, or rather did, on the blog post, "How Does Your Smile Look…Naked?," AND THERE, HSR STARTED OUT, OR RATHER, HIS MOMMY STARTED OUT, TO MAKE AND NURTURE HSR INTO A SERIOUS MUSICIAN BY

EXPOSING HIM TO AND HITTING THE MELODIC AND HARMONIC HIGH NOTES...

AND IT WORKED!...

BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BEGIN ORCHESTRAS

EVEN FROM AN EARLY AGE,

AND AS HE GREW,

IT WAS A NATURAL PROGRESSION FOR HIM...

NO, HE DIDN'T PLAY HOCKEY, FOOTBALL OR BASEBALL,

HSR ONLY WANTED TO COMMAND THE PERFORMANCE OF SYNERGIZED
                                                 

MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS!...

AND HE MADE QUITE A NAME FOR HIMSELF AS A CHILD PRODIGY

BUT THE YOUNGSTER DREAMED ABOUT CONDUCTING WITH THE GREATEST INSTRUMENT OF ALL...

THE HUMAN 

VOICE...

WHICH REMINDED HIM OF HIS MOM'S VOICE!...

HSR HAS DREAMS OF WORKING WITH THE WORLD'S MOST GIFTED VOCALISTS!

NO MATTER WHERE THEY ARE IN THE WORLD!

AND HSR LOVES IT WHEN FOOTBALL PLAYERS DO THIS

WHEN THEY SCORE A TOUCHDOWN!

SO, THIS SPECIAL EVENING,

HSR IS AT, OF ALL PLACES, 

THE FAMOUS MET OPERA HOUSE

AND HE STARTS OFF THE  PRECISION SYMPHONY PIECE IN A SLOW AND 

SEDATED MANNER

WITH EACH INSTRUMENTALIST

SHOWING THEIR BEST EMPHASIS

AND THE SOPRANO STARTS OFF 

LIKE A RELAXED AND MELLOW WALK IN THE PARK,

YOU KNOW,

IN A COOL AND CONTROLLED MANNER,

WITH AN ALMOST HYPNOTIC SWAY...

THEN, MOMENT BY BEAUTIFUL MOMENT

THE TEMPO AND THE RHYTHMIC-ISM SPEEDS UP

AND THE SOPRANO 

GETS HIGHER IN NOTE AND IN PROFOUNDNESS

AND HSR, THE CONDUCTOR,

REALLY STARTS TO TRANSMIT HIS EXCITEDNESS TO EVERY ORCHESTRA MEMBER

WHICH REMINDS SOME PEOPLE OF DISNEY'S VERSION

AND THINGS ARE COMING TO A BEAUTIFUL PINNACLE 

WITH THE SINGER DELIVERING

THE HIGHEST NOTES AND THE MOST PROVOCATIVE RENDITION

AND HSR BRINGS THINGS TO A FEVER-PITCHED, HIGHLY-CHARGED AND

BLIND-SIDING, AND SUPER-EMOTIONAL ENDING...

AND, OF COURSE, HSR BOWS PROFUSELY,

AFTER SQUEEZING THE LAST PERFECT DROP OF EFFORT FROM HIS ORCHESTRA PERSONNEL

AND THE CROWD JUST

GLADLY GIVES A MULTIMINUTE, STANDING AND CHEERING OVATION

EVEN FROM A RECLUSIVE BILLIONAIRE

WHO'S MOSTLY NEVER SATISFIED WITH CONTEMPORARY OPERA

AND THE SOPRANO HAS AN ABUNDANCE OF ORGANIC, TOP NOTCH FLOWERS

LAVISHED UPON HER

AND PEOPLE OUTSIDE JUST HEAP ON THE PRAISES THICKLY 

ABOUT HSR'S PERFORMANCE

AND, WHEN HSR'S BACK HOME, HIS MAIN SQUEEZE 

WISPILY DANCES IN ROMANTIC CIRCLES AND 

BATS HER SPARKLING EYES...AND...

SAYS TO HIM,

"TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS... 

...AND...

LET'S MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC...

...MY VIRTUOSO...!

                                                                                       Love Toothbrush®

"Go ahead and live your life the best way that you can...

at least you livin'!"

Hi, everyone!

My name is Dr.  Sweets, and

I love my 

patients!

And some of them 

...are my friends...

...and they are real trips!

Take "Winkie" here, for instance...

He's one cool dude...and he tells me funny jokes!

He says that he is a fisherman, and once he "got into a bite fight with a shark...and he won!"

"I'd hate to see the shark," I think.

And "Mackie," who I first met as student in dental school,

is secretly one rich dude, but he doesn't want to fix his teeth, because...

...he wants his lady friend to love him for him...

...and not for his money...

...ooookaayy!

Oh, don't cry little one!

this won't hurt a bit!

Shanasha...

..is quite the artist

with her works 

being 

exhibited on the Seven Continents of the World!

"I'll pay you a million dollars if you model for me," she giggles to me...

I didn't give an answer!

Brenda, here, wants to start a reality show

where I go on a date with her and her sisters!...but!...

...she says that there will be plot twists and mysteries!






Well, Boris...

when you cry

your mouth is wide open...

and I can quickly check it!...Thanks!







Celestine,

with her crazy funny self,

lost her dentures on a roller coaster, and after she got new teeth

she hugged me 

and

squeezed me tight!







Billy "Side Streets" Watkins was all

"in the grins" after I fixed him up!





And here's Lukthanio

He's an ingenious computer hacker

with three accounts in the Cayman Islands and one in the Bahamas!

He always tries to make me jealous by saying,

I ain't braggin', Dr. Sweets, but I have three Internet girlfriends!"

Dr. Sweets...

you're the Tooth Fairy, right?

Well, here's a list of...

all the stuff I want 

under my pillow, tonight!

And Luis, a childhood friend of mine, always says,

Don't touch my grill doc...it took me a long time

to make it all fit together!...

And hey, Dr. Sweets!...

I'm so glad you can take a walk with me

just like back when

we were country school kids!






And lastly, Justina,

presents multiple gigantic Birthday Cakes

and says, "Thanks for my new smile...and

these goodies are for you, Dr. Sweets, because you're so...so...

Sweet...!












May you have many...that's right, Hollywood, I jumped way high up in the sky, and

spiked the ball so hard

that the ball

just went flat!...HSR, my love, I'm just thinking about what I'm going to do to

thank you for this jewelry!...Dr. Report! I learned how to breathe deep and "go gaseous silicone plasma hybrid,

just like you!"...smiles!