But it's cool...and you and your "I'm checking out my new sextant to find
AND HE'S JUST SMOOTH SAILING ON THE HIGH SEAS...
WITH HIS DISPARATE PIRATE CREW OF TOUGH-LOOKING, TREASURE-SEEKING MISFITS, MUGGERS, MALCONTENTS, AND MARAUDERS
AND A LOT OF OTHER CONNIVING SOCIOPATHS...
...WHO ALL, HOWEVER, SEEM CLINICALLY CALMER WHEN OUT ON THE OPEN WATERS
...WHO ALL, HOWEVER, SEEM CLINICALLY CALMER WHEN OUT ON THE OPEN WATERS
AND HSR IS NOW SAILING AWAY FROM AN UNFRIENDLY
ISLAND, WHERE HE WAS BRIEFLY LOCKED UP...
BUT THE RESOURCEFUL HSR ESCAPES AGAIN
WITH HIS SLIPPERY AND RESOURCEFUL SELF!...
AND AT THE SAME TIME,
HE ALSO FREES KING CYRIL OF MYBERIA
AND HIS DAUGHTER
AND A BODY GUARD...
...WHO WHERE ALL HELD FOR A KING'S RANSOM
WHICH MEANS AT LEAST
TEN MILLION DOLLARS, OR MOUNDS AND MOUNDS, OF THE GOOD GOLDEN STUFF!...
AND AT THE SAME TIME,
HE ALSO FREES KING CYRIL OF MYBERIA
...WHO WHERE ALL HELD FOR A KING'S RANSOM
WHICH MEANS AT LEAST
"KING CYRIL," SAYS HSR...
"WE ARE GOING TO TAKE YOU TO YOUR HOME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE...
"BUT WE HAVE TO STOP AT ONE PLACE TO REFRESH AND GET SUPPLIES TO MAKE THE REST OF YOUR TRIP."
AND KING CYRIL ASKS, "MY KINGDOM IS ABOUT 1,000 MILES WEST OF JAKARTAN...WHERE DO WE GO TO GET THE SUPPLIES?"
"BUT WE HAVE TO STOP AT ONE PLACE TO REFRESH AND GET SUPPLIES TO MAKE THE REST OF YOUR TRIP."
AND KING CYRIL ASKS, "MY KINGDOM IS ABOUT 1,000 MILES WEST OF JAKARTAN...WHERE DO WE GO TO GET THE SUPPLIES?"
"WE NEED TO GET TO SERANGETI ISLAND
BUT, WE NEED TO AVOID OTHER THIRSTY PIRATES
AND DEADLY
SEA CREATURES, TOO!"...
"FIRST MATE," CALLS OUT HSR, TO HIS FIRST MATE...
"FIRST MATE," SAYS HSR AGAIN, "BESIDE HAVING A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE YER BREW...
...ANY RECOMMENDATIONS ON HOW TO SAFELY AND QUICKLY GET OUR KING HERE BACK TO MYBERIA?"
"WELL, SIR, (BURP!)...ME HEARS THAT MYBERIA HAS A LOT OF GOLD THERE,
"AND LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE PLOTTING TO COME IN AND CLAIM IT!
"YOU'LL NEED TO GET TO THE ISLAND QUICKLY AND QUIETLY, WITHOUT NOTICE, SIR,
"AND SUMMON THE TROOPS TO KNOW THAT THE KING IS STILL ALIVE, AND REINVIGORATE THEM TO FIGHT!"
"THANKS, FIRST MATE!...GOOD THINKING'!" SAYS CAPTAIN HSR...
NOW, THE SHIP'S SPIRIT ADVISER
...OR AT LEAST NOT THAT HUNGRY FOR US...BECAUSE THEY WILL ATTACK...
...BUT JUST MAKE SURE
THAT WE WON'T BE THEY'RE MOST FAVORITE AND TASTY VICTIMS!"
"I WILL PRAY AND GIVE RESPECT TO THE SEA GODS FOR ENDURANCE THROUGH THIS TRIP!"
"WELL, PLENTY THANKS FOR THAT!...AND
PLEASE GET BACK TO ME SOON
AS TO HOW WE CAN FURTHER ENLIST, OR RATHER, AVOID THEM..." SAYS THE CAPTAIN...
...
SO, AFTER THINGS CALM DOWN A BIT, AND THE SEAS EVEN SEEM TO REST
AND TAKE A NAP,
ONE OF THE CREW MEMBERS HAPPILY ASKS CAPTAIN HSR, "SIR HSR,
IN JAKARTAN, NO LESS?
AND IT WANTED ME TO KEEP IT AS MY PET!"...
THEN ANOTHER SAILOR SAYS TO THE CAPTAIN, "HEY, SIR CAPTAIN!...I DID BETTER THAN THAT!...
"I WAS THE LAST PIRATE STANDING AT AN ISLAND DRINKING CONTEST!"
"THE ISLAND OF...OF...ENDO NEE SLEEA...I THINK!" RETURNS THE SAILOR...
AND THEN A THIRD MATE SAYS, "HEY CAP'M!...I WAS ONCE MAROONED ON AN ISLAND...
THAT WAS FULL OF...
(SOME SILENCE)
AND ONE CREW MEMBER ASKS, "...OF WHAT?"
AND HE SAYS, "HUNDREDS OF
AND EVERYBODY GETS A GOOD LAUGH AT ALL OF THIS LIE-TELLIN'...
THEN CAPTAIN HSR TURNS A LITTLE
AND SNIFFS THE AIR...
AND HE SAYS, "AHOY, MATES!
"THERE'S A STORM A-BREWIN'...
"WE BETTER BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!"...
AND THE RAIN STARTS SMALL AT FIRST...
THEN THINGS REALLY GET SEA-SICK ROUGH!
AND THE SHIP IS TOSSED AND TURNED AS IF IT IS AS LIGHT AS A
"CAPM HSR!," SHOUTS ONE HAND...I SEE WHAT'S CAUSING THIS STORM!
"NOW CAPTAIN HSR TELLS THE CREW, "WE HAVE SUSTAINED SOME DAMAGE, AND WE'RE LIMPING ALONG...
AND WE'RE WAY OFF COURSE!"
"LOOK, CAPTAIN HSR," SAYS ONE MATE
"THERE'S A PLACE OVER THERE!
SO THEY MAKE IT ON OVER THERE AND
DISEMBARK FROM THE BOAT...
WONDERING IF THERE ARE ANY INHABITANTS...
...OR...ANY...
"Life can be an adventure where the pages keep turning!"
People put all kinds of stuff in their "Meowfs"!...
But, hey...I don't need to tell you!
And since we are only talking here about food, drink and the like
...you know..."PG" stuff"...
...let's seriously discuss it!
Some people stay on board with what they eat...and even moderate,
while others "dive" overboard and do too much!
Take this person, for instance...
Would she still binge like this if there were
No TV Movie around?
"Mayra...can you pass the
peas, please?"
"Sure, Brenda...can you pass
the peanut butter?...Thanks!"
"Aww, yeah!...
This bite of cotton candy's the bomb!
"This reminds me of the summer of '99...
"when I first met
"this guy hanging out named "Holly--wood!"
"Go ahead, pick one for us to
...share all the way down!"
"Sir...do you see anything that you
want to bite?"
"I sure hope that my ex-girlfriend comes back with
my car!...
"Hey...
what chu looking' at?"
"It's so hot outside...
you people better finish that fast...
or you just might have to
lick your hands and arms and stuff!"
"Young Lady!
When was the last time
you said
you ate?
No!
I don't want to
see you eat
the whole thing in one swallow!
"Are you doing that...
...just to make me...
...stare at your lipstick?...
You!
Didn't your Momma
tell you not to
...lick the plate clean?
OMG!
So, you ate the whole thing!...
Isn't it better to use a napkin!
Hold on!
This is your fifth one!
If I drive you home
You're saying that you promise to "thank me" how?
Well...let's let you sleep it off first!"
Okay!...here we go!...
...Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you!....
This cake's made of Sweetness...
and your lips
are, too!
You're making me happy!...
...what with all of your bright, vibrant, and power-packed-punch colors!
"Oops! I'm sorry...this "anachronism" just
...slipped in!
"Yes!...You can
call me anytime!"
Oh, come on now...you're an adult!
...if I have to make up your mind for you...you also may get lost while walking in the park!
May you have many...thanks HSR
for the 2 million dollars in Second Life money you gave me--I just bought a big mansion and I'm throwing a huge party--and you and I and 24 other people
are the guests of honor!...good morning, Dr. HSR--I'm your new secretary--
come deliciously closer to me, for I
want to
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