New Year!...New Smile!...

Your "I'm wide-eyed and just looking all over the place for deals in the many stores, to pick up on fantastic, money-saving bargains" smile is finally settling down into  a deep, warm, and comfy recliner to binge-watch THE HSR, IN HIS ATTEMPT TO ACHIEVE HIS NEW LEVEL OF JUDO BLACK BELT...

AND TO DO SO, HE MUST VISIT THE MONKS IN THE LOWER HIMALAYIAN MOUNTAINS...

AND FULFILL THE ASSIGNED TASK THAT THEY GIVE HIM TO COMPLETION, SO, STARTING FROM VENICE BEACH, IT TAKES SOME DAYS FOR HSR TO FLY, RIDE, AND SAIL UPSTREAM, THEN HIKE UP HIGH IN THE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WEATHER, (YOU DIDN’T THINK THERE WERE HEATED ESCALATORS, RIGHT?), SO HE FINALLY MAKES IT UP TO THE MONKS IN A DEEPLY HIDDEN AND CHILLY CAVE COMPLEX...

AND OPENS HIS MOUTH TO SPEAK, AND AS HE EXHALES, HE NOTICES THAT HIS BREATH MAKES REALLY THICK CLOUDS OF VAPORS, 

SO HSR GREETS, “GOOD DAY, MONKS OF THE MAJESTIC MOUNTAINS!...

"I SEEK AN IMPORTANT TASK FROM YOU, SO THAT I MAY ASCEND IN RANK, IN STATUS, AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY, IN ENLIGHTENMENT!”, “SAY NO MORE,” SLOWLY MONOTONES THE LEAD MONK BACK TO HSR...

 “YOU MUST TAKE THIS SACRED MIRROR...

 AND CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE PEAK WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF NOW...

AND REFLECT THE SUN’S LIGHT FROM THE MIRROR ONTO THE PEAKS OF THE SURROUNDING THREE MOUNTAIN TOPS, ALL AT THE SAME TIME,...

...THEN THE MASSIVE GEOPHYSICAL AND GEOMAGNETIC FORCES THAT HAVE GROWN AND HAVE BEEN PENT-UP FOR THOUSANDS OF CENTURIES, WILL THEN BE UNLEASHED, IN UNISON, THROUGH COSMIC ENERGY RELEASE (5TH DIMENSIONAL NEUTRINOS!), RATHER THAN THROUGH SEISMIC AND VOLCANIC DESTRUCTION, AND OUR WORLD AS WE KNOW IT, WILL BE PRESERVED FOR ANOTHER GREAT EPOCH OF TIME!,” SO, THE MONK WIPES HIS HEAVY BROW AND HANDS THE MIRROR TO HSR, AND CONTINUES… “YOU MUST UNDERTAKE THIS JOURNEY STARTING NOW, AND I MUST REMIND YOU THAT THE CLOUD COVER IS THICK, SO THE SUN MAY NOT SHINE THROUGH MUCH, BUT THIS IS A COMPLICATION THAT WE MUST OVERCOME, BECAUSE THE GALAXIES ARE ALIGNED NOW, AND YOU ONLY HAVE HOURS, TO GET TO THE TOP, AND TO SHINE THOSE RAYS SO THAT COSMIC CONTINUITY REMAINS!, GO NOW, AND MAY THE ETERNAL FORCE BE WITH YOUR INVISIBLE CHI!”, “WELL, THANK YOU, SIR, I START WITH A WEARY AND RESTLESS BODY, BUT IF I GET THIS DONE, AND I SHALL, I’LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO RELAX ON THE BEACH BACK HOME!,”...

...I BOW IN RESPONSE, AND I CONTINUE TO REPEATEDLY BOW AS I BACK AWAY FROM THE MONKS AND OUT OF THE CHAMBER, THEN HSR RUNS OUTSIDE THE CAVE ENTRANCE, AND SEES THAT THE WEATHER HAS JUST TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE, SO HE PLACES THE MIRROR INTO A SLIP-OUT-PROOF POCKET, THEN TAKES OUT, AND DRINKS, TWO CANS OF “SURVIVAL LIQUID,” THEN EATS THREE SUSTAINABLE ENERGY BARS, LOOKS TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, AND HE DECIDES TO GO THE SHORTEST, YET MOST-DIFFICULT ROUTE, TO SAVE TIME, AND EVERYTHING ELSE!, SO, HE TREKS UP SOME SNOW...

...BULLIES AWAY SOME HUNGRY WILD ANIMALS,

 DODGES SOME AVALANCHES,

 CLIMBS SHEER ROCK WITH JUST HIS GLOVED FINGERTIPS, 

AND FINALLY MAKES IT TO THE TOP!, AND HE SEES THE THREE PEAKS IN THE PANORAMIC VIEW AROUND HIM, BUT THE SUN ISN’T COMING THROUGH THE CLOUDS, AND HE SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT HE HAS ONLY ONE MIRROR…SO HOW IS HE GOING TO SHINE LIGHT THAT ISN’T EVEN COMING THROUGH, TO THREE MOUNTAIN TOPS AT ONCE?...THEN HE GETS A BRIGHT IDEA…HE SMASHES THE MIRROR INTO FOUR ABOUT-EQUAL PARTS...

...THEN HOLDS UP TWO OF THEM, TO REFLECT PROPERLY TO TWO OF THE MOUNTAIN TOPS, AND HE USES THE OTHER TWO MIRRORS TO DOUBLE REFLECT THE RAYS TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP BEHIND HIM, BECAUSE THE SUN AND THE FIRST TWO PEAKS ARE IN FRONT OF HIM, BUT THE SUN NEEDS TO COME THROUGH THE CLOUDS RIGHT NOW, SO, FEELING FRUSTRATED,  HE LETS OUT A MONSTER-LOUD, LOWER-ABDOMINAL-BREATHING-CENTERED ROAR, WHICH PRODUCES A MIGHTY SWIRLING CLOUD WHICH SPINS AROUND IN A POWERFUL TORNADIC VORTEX, AND THE FINGERS OF THIS SPINNING CLOUD REACH UP AND CLEAR A PATH FOR THE SUNRAYS TO COME DOWN, 

AND THE RAYS ARE REFLECTED PROPERLY TO THE THREE MOUNTAINS BY THE HSR, AND THE MIRRORS AND THE RAYS TURN RED, ORANGE, BLUE AND OTHER COLORS, AND ULTIMATELY THE COSMIC RAYS ARE ALLOWED TO BE PRODUCED, INSTEAD OF DEADLY EARTHQUAKES, AND THE HSR LETS OUT A BIG SIGH OF RELIEF, HOWEVER, HE KNOWS THAT HIS SAVING OF THE WORLD RIGHT NOW, WILL NOT BE SHOWN ON CNN TONIGHT, BUT THAT'S OKAY!

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"I promise to put the brakes on all of this eating right after New Years, so I can get my beach-ready body back by summer!"












How about a New Smile!...

...to go with this New Year?

Yes...Open up your smile and light up any room!...More!...

...Your beautified teeth mysteriously emanate a force field...

...and your bright smile radiates a happiness field...

...that others can pick up on!

Question...

Why do all the people...smile...in a group picture or selfie?

Please tell me what that reflex is all about?

You may have to use a lot of words to explain it...

...To some, showing a big smile when they are photoed might mean they want to convey that "Good times are here and now!"...or...

..."Remember me as a happy person!"

And that's cool...

If you think about it, then, your Dentist not only fixes your teeth so that you can eat and smile better...

...but your Dentist's Powers can have beautifying, strengthening, and therapeutic effects on your body, your body's mirror image, and how your internal psychological self feels...

Talk about a confidence and courage boost!

Just like a flashy new car does wonders for one's ego...

...and a rich and newly-unveiled, passion-sizzling smile, where people look and stare at your gorgeous teeth when you talk, instead of listening to you....well, who knows what they are thinking!...

Would you like to know how your Dentist makes your smile chromosonally-irresistible to look at?...it's a professional secret...well, sort of...

...here it is...

Your Dentists force link primitive and undeniable emotions into your smiles by integrating "Secret Golden Proportions...found all over the world in Nature...

...into the curves of your teeth!...

...There!...so, now you know!...

Okay, with this new light of knowledge, let's go ahead and run to your Dentist now, and get your mesmerizing curves done right!...

...for a New Year, New Smile, New Attitude, and maybe even a New Love!!

Oh, and as far as "Our Sense Of Style" motto for this year goes--"Get fresh....Stay fresh!"





May you have many...yes, you are blessed to have made it to New Years--and through all of the other previous "Non-Holiday" days!...and with this new time coming, the pure electric/lightning force of your smile awakens!...are we being greedy when we say, "And may you have many more?"...smiles!

The Dentist Who Saved…Christmas!... Part 1.

HSR IS A FRESHMAN IN DENTAL SCHOOL NOW, AND HE IS INVITED BY A CLASSMATE TO VISIT HIS PARENT'S HOUSE IN MADAWASKA, IN UPSTATE MAINE, FOR A WEEK OR TWO, AND HSR SAYS, "OKAY, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE BEFORE!," AND HIS FRIEND SAYS, "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!" WHICH MAKES THE HSR HAVE A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT THE TRIP, HOWEVER, SINCE HIS HEART HAS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT A GOOD ADVENTURE, HSR TELLS HIMSELF THAT THINGS WILL BE OKAY, AND HE IS ONLY GOING TO GROW FROM THIS EXPERIENCE, SO, THE DAY COMES, AND THEY FLY OUT...

HSR AND HIS BUDDY RICHARD, AND THEY LAND WITHOUT INCIDENT,  AND IT IS GETTING COLD...LIKE BELOW FREEZING, WITH WIND CHILL FACTOR COLD, BUT HSR BROUGHT HIS SERIOUS WEATHER JACKET AND GEAR, SO HE IS SOMEWHAT PREPARED, AND THE HSR MEETS RICHARD'S FAMILY AND EVEN SOME OF THE NEIGHBORS, SO AFTER A WHILE OF SOCIALIZING, AND A LITTLE CARD PLAYING, AND MAYBE A LITTLE LIE TELLING, THEY ALL TURN IN FOR THE NIGHT'S SLEEP, AND THE HSR DREAMS ABOUT IT SNOWING REALLY HARD, AND GUESS WHAT... THEY WAKE UP AND THERE IS FRESH POWDER ALL AROUND, SO HSR VOLUNTEERS TO BLOW THE SNOW OFF OF THE DRIVEWAY AND SIDE WALK, SO HE GOES OUTSIDE, AND REVS UP THE SNOW BLOWER, AND SINCE HE IS WARMLY GLOVED AND HOODED UP, HE GETS INTO A GROOVE AND STARTS TO CLEAR THE YARD...

AND EVEN STARTS TO DO SOME OF THE YARDS OF THE NEIGHBORS, AND THE NEIGHBORS ARE VERY THANKFUL, SO THE HSR IS JUST WHISTLING WHILE HE WORKS...

...AND THINGS ARE GOING JUST FINE, AND WORK IS GETTING DONE, BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE SNOW BENEATH HIS FEET GIVES WAY AND HE FALLS DOWN INTO A HOLE!...

..AND HE JUST DOESN'T FALL INTO A SHORT HOLE, HE SLIDES THIS WAY AND THAT, ALMOST LIKE ITS A WATER SLIDE GOING WAY DOWN, SO IT SEEMS THAT IT'S NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE TO GET BACK TO THE SURFACE QUICKLY, SO AFTER HE STOPS SLIDING, HE LOOKS AROUND WHERE HE IS UNDERGROUND...

AND HE PUTS ON A HEAD FLASH LIGHT, WHICH HE ALMOST DIDN'T BRING WITH HIM, BUT HE HAS LEARNED TO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED, SO HE HAS A SIT DOWN, AND REACHES INTO HIS FULL POCKET AND PULLS OUT A CAN OF SARDINES, AND SAYS, "UMM, UMM" AFTER HE TAKES HIS FIRST BITE, AND AS HE IS ABOUT TO FINISH, HE HEARS A FAINT CALL FOR HELP FUTHER INTO THE CAVE, SO HE GETS UP AND LOOKS AROUND...

AND THE YOUNGSTER'S VOICE STILL CALLS OUT, "HELP ME, PLEASE, ANYBODY!" BUT THE HSR DOESN'T CALL BACK THAT HE IS THERE JUST YET, BECAUSE HE THINKS THERE MIGHT BE OTHERS AROUND WITH NEFARIOUS INTENTIONS, AND ALSO HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHOUT BACK AND HAVE SOME OF THE ICE COLLAPSE, SO HE CONTINUES TO WALK ALONG, AND HE TURNS ONE CORNER, AND TO HIS SURPRISE, HE SEES...yoohoo!...hey, look over here at me!...stop it...with your hyped-up, impossible situations!...but I really hope that things turn out well for HSR, and who ever else might be stuck down there, because my wife and I are sitting on the couch watching all of this happen on the big screen, and her "I have fond memories of walking in the woods with my older brother, picking and eating wild blackberries and laughing all the while!" smile, just loves action and suspense!
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"Hurry up and get here Christmas, before the "Baa Humbug! People" ruin everything!"

Dr. Goldie Periola, who takes a visit to the elves workshop at the Geographic North Pole every year to touch up the teeth and smiles of all of the elves that work in the toy-making empire, is on schedule to arrive and start her corrective and preventive efforts on Santa's most beloved helpers.

She loves getting there the old, versatile, and dependable way...with an energetic dog sled team!...

Dr. Goldie Periola really likes the picturesque, snow-covered wonders of the North Polar area, and even dreams about its natural, yet unforgiving splendor, its thought-provoking mystery, and its unparalleled and unconquered majesty!

Oh, and don't worry...she has enough supplies for everything...even a surprise for Santa...but more about that later!

She brought plenty of her necessities and portable equipment...

...and dental chair...

...and she is ready to deliver some good ol' fashioned Dentistry!

...so the constructionist elves can smile healthily as they work, and get paid for, all that overtime!

But all of a sudden, as Dr. Goldie Periola is working on one elf, an avalanche happens outside, and...

...just like that, Santa's workshop is covered over and solidly shut!...

Now they're stuck!

And one elf says, "Hey, let's just go on and use the back way!"

But the back way is covered like this...

So, now, they can't even get themselves or the presents out to the carolers!

However, the ever resourceful Doctor asks the elves, "Did anyone of the people ask for a new blow torch for Christmas?"

"Yes! And it's right over here," said one of the elves!

So they all got to work on melting some of the imprisoning snow, but that only made the floor and some of the presents get soaking wet!

Then, Dr. Goldie Periola advises, "Let's just concentrate on getting all of us out of here, and go to "The Castle!" We can finish all of the rest of the Christmas work there!"

Frosty, one of the younger elves, who is too young to know, blurts out, "There ain't no stupid castle 'round here!"

"There is one!...not too far from here. Two miles. We only use it in emergencies...like now," reassures one of the mother elves.

So, the Doctor says, "I'll call Santa and Mrs. Claus, at their abode,

and tell them about the new arrangement, and I'll call ahead to "The Castle" and tell them to expect us!"

They finish burning an exit hole, and slosh around in the melted snow water, to get them and any salvageable material out of there, then they all head two miles over to the tiny town called Vanilla Icicles...

...which is just off of Canada in an international region and is precisely located exactly on the Magnetic North Pole.

Dr. Periola and the elves finally reach "The Castle," ...

...and yes, in the middle of nowhere, or excuse me, in the middle of Vanilla Icicles, everyone feels better!

Now, the elves and the Doctor all grab some hot chocolate...and mingle a little, checking out some of the cool rooms in "The Castle," like the "Cold-Powered Sauna Heater"...

...and the intracate hallways...

...on which they lay down and roll!'''

And Frosty's favorite...the stand-next-to fireplace...

Needless to say, there's more than enough raw materials for the elves to finish constructing all of the toys and things that are requested of Santa this year.

So with only days left to crank out all of the presents, the elves can now concentrate and get back to their appreciated work...

...and pump out the dolls...

...and marbles, paint ball accessories, and the rest, and of course, Klingon Bird Of Prey Lego sets!...

...we even added the finishing touches on an order for a requested super yacht...

Of course, on this ship, Santa will use "expedited shipping!"

And one lady pirate of the seas, just wants new paint and a motor for her boat this year.

So, this is the special time of year where it is much better to give than to receive...

...and Dr. Periola, who is about to leave to go back home, meets Santa before she leaves, and says to him, "I can't believe that it's been a whole year since I last saw you!...

...and...Oh, yes!...

I brought you something, dear Santa...

Why don't you try this new ride out just for this year? I had made just for you!

...and it comes with a funky attachable hauler in back, big enough to carry all of your stuff on your route!!"

"Why Dr. Goldie Periola, you're giving to the Great Giver! How sweet!," Santa gushes, "I think I'll take it out for a spin right now! Thanks!"

Yo...Ho..Ho!...Merry Christmas!

May you have many…of course Santa gets a lot of thank yous, hugs, and cookies with milk, but does he get any prettily wrapped gifts?...utopia is just a dream, but it is worth edging toward!...I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, and with it, 78 degrees outside…smiles!