"This Year
is
going to be different
from Last Year!
...i'm going to see
just How Much...
I Can Give!"
"What do I want More?...
My Fur Jacket from
Neiman Marcus...
...Or You!...
...why...
...The choice is Obvious!"
"Here Comes Doctor Danny Dentation
in his
Bentley...
...and...
...according to this Weather...
...not...
...a Moment Too Soon!"
"I'm glad that You
had a
Safe Flight!...
Come and
'Gimme Some Sugar!'"
For Years,
Doctor Report has been banned from
'Dressing Up'
the Christmas Tree!
But...
This Year...he just walks by
and doesn't even
touch it!...
However,
No One....believes Him!
Okay...So He has a
'Low Believability Index' every now
and then...and Now!...Again!...
I guess...that's the way it goes Sometimes!
But, His Girlfriend believes him,
however...She doesn't quite
understand Him!
"DR. REPORT...FOR
THE LIFE OF RILEY...
I DON'T
KNOW WHY
YOU WOULD WANT TO
LEAVE THIS
NICE WEATHER,
TO GO UP NORTH...
...LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!...
BUT...YOU'VE WORKED YOUR
WAY OUT OF
'TIGHT SPOTS'
BEFORE, SO
I'LL JUST PRAY
FOR YOU TO
STAY SAFE!"
"THANK YOU, DEAR," SAYS
HOLLYWOOD, AS HE
TAKES HIS CAR
UP NORTH...
I MEAN,
WAY
UP NORTH!...WHERE
THE LANDFORMS
ARE JUST
AMAZINGLY
STRANGE!
...BUT...
AFTER A WHOLE BUNCH OF MILES,
HE GETS TO THE
WHITE,
POWDERY
STUFF!
OH CRAP!...THERE'S MORE!...
I MEAN...
MUCH, MUCH,
TOO MUCH MORE!
AND NOW...
HE CAN'T TELL IF HE'S
ON A ROAD OR NOT!
...THEN...THE
ENGINE OF THE
CAR FREEZES!
NOW...HE REMEMBERS
WHAT HIS MOM ALWAYS TOLD HIM,
"TROUBLE DON'T GO LOOKING FOR YOU...
...'PORTY-PORTY' GOES
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE!"
NOW, HE THINKS
TO HIMSELF,
"LOOKS LIKE I GOT
MYSELF INTO
ANOTHER
'BAAAD' MESS!
NOW,
HE MUST GO FIND
SOME SHELTER
REAL FAST!
"I'VE GOT TO
FIND A CAVE
OR SOMETHING!...
I THINK I'LL GO
THIS WAY!...I FEEL THAT
THERE MAY BE ONE
RIGHT THIS WAY!"
WHOA!...HE'S RIGHT!...
AND...
IT SEEMS LIKE
THE ENTRANCE
IS A
WELCOMING FRONT DOOR!
AND AFTER GOING
ALL THE
WAY IN...
"OMGOSH!" SAYS HSR...
THESE ARE
STALACTITES!...AND
OVER THERE...
STALAGMITES!
"I SHOULDA LISTENED TO
MY GIRLFRIEND,"
THINKS HSR,
AS HE PREPS FOR THE NIGHT....
..."I'LL EVEN TAKE A
HOUSE IN
THE SNOW,
MORE THAN THIS...BUT
BACK HOME, I COULD BE
WARM
WITH MY
GIRLFRIEND
AT HER
PLACE!
...SHUCKS!"
