Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...

May you have many...

..."Aaah, yes!...It feels so good

to be up and about

with my new, fully articulatable,

HSR Doll Body!

That old one was whack!

I think I'll go outside

and walk around the neighborhood!

Gee!

The Sun's warmth

feels so good!"...

..."Hi there, Handsome!

You live in the same building as I?"

asks this Lady...

"Good Day, Miss...

I guess I do!...My name is Dr. Report!

And your name?" inquires HSR.

"My name is Veronica...

"I see you are on your way out, Doctor...

I'm in #116...

if you ever need any sugar or something...

stop by anytime!" Veronica smiles!

As HSR walks

further down the street,

a little poodle warms up to him.

Now, the dog's owner

observes, "Whoa, Mr.!

My dog can spot a man

with a Kind Heart

...a mile away!...My name is Sophie!"

"Hi, Sophie! My name is HSR," says HSR.

"Well, Mr. R, I hope to see you later," says Sophie

as she twists away...

Then,

a fine Doll of a Woman

walks along side HSR and asks,

"Excuse me sir...but...

were we ever Lovers?"

"OMG!," bursts HSR, "I don't think so

because,

I don't think that I would have ever let you go!"

"Well thank you Mister...you sure know how to feel

a girl good!...

Well, I'm off to work, Sir!...

See you!"

"All these pretty women around," thinks HSR, "

I must be at the right place

at the right time!"

Now HSR turns right and

walks through a park!

"Hi, there!," says this

woman, my name is Jane, and

you sure are big and strong!...

almost like a Tarzan!...

Would you like to play

my game called,

"You Tarzan, me Jane," a little?"

"OMG!...I'd love to Jane!...I even have a loin cloth!

But,

I can't do it right now," admits HSR.

"Well, maybe in the future...I'm here a lot... Bye Bye, Tarzan!"

So, now, HSR walks a little more

and

whistles a happy melody!

"I think I'll go to the Mall," thinks HSR.

And when he gets to the Mall's Food Court...

"Young Man," says this Lady,

"You have beautiful eyes and

a really strong chin...

You must do Modeling!" she guesses.

"Naw, I am a Dentist!" admits HSR.

"Well, I'm terrified of Dentists," says the Lady,

I had a bad experience once!"

So,

HSR gives her a business card, and says,

"I specialize in Dentophobias...

Gimme a call one day,

if you'd like!"

Now,

the Lady just rolls her eyes and leaves!

Now HSR walks through Macy's...

"Hello, Sir,

May I

take your measurements?" a Sales Lady asks.

"What do you need them for, may I ask," asks HSR.

"To salivate over them...no...just to

try a nice suit on you!...

...You're a dashing Man, you know!

and, Mmmm...

you smell nice!...what's the

name of your cologne?" asks the Lady.

And HSR says, "I didn't put on any!...you

might call it "Eau de Sweat!"

Now,

the Lady giggles a lot

and bats her eyes, and says,

If you ever need a

suit,

I'd Love to wrap you up in one!"

So, Doll HSR

walks back to

the Food Court to

get a bite to eat...

"Hollywood, is that you?" asks this

woman.

"Wait...are you Jenna?" asks HSR

"Yes, I am!... and I'm still waiting for that

good stuff that

you promised me in High School!

Instead, you got with that

cloth and clay girl named

Rebecca Kerin!

She thinks that she's "All That!"

And she is!...

but...

Well, any way...

Here's my number!" says Jenna.

Now, HSR passes by a Kung Fu School

"Hi there young Lady," asks HSR,

"are you a Kung Fu Expert?"

"I practice Kung Fu, but I

am still learning!" she says.

"Well, how long have you been doing it?" asks HSR.

"At least 15 years," she admits.

"Well, can you beat up a big

football linebacker?" asks HSR?

"I may not need to...the linebacker and I might even become...

the best of friends!" sages the Lady!

"Well, do you give lessons? asks HSR.

"Only if you are ready to work the hardest that

you have ever worked in your life!" warns the Lady.

"I'm going to need to

think about that one!" reacts HSR.

Then,

while on the move,

HSR gets whistled at by a group of pretty

sisters!

And further down the street

he spots a store

and decides to go inside for

"a little fun!"

so he walks in,

and there's a crystal ball

on a table, and some chairs...

and a woman sultrily slinks in an takes a seat

across from HSR.

"Good Day, Sir!

You would like some information?"

"Yes, I would" says HSR.

"You do realize that you may leave of your own free will

at any time?"

"Yes, I do!" says HSR, "I'd also like to know what's

going to happen to me tonight!"

"Well," says the Fortune Teller,

"Right off, you may meet

a beautiful someone

that you may not be able to resist!"

"However you must be careful...or

you will

be overtaken by her charm and wit!"

"Tell me, Miss Teller," asks HSR,

"I'm ready now...but... Is that such a bad thing?"

And she responds, "Only if you like doing things, but

you don't know why!" she completes.

Then, that Lady leaves,

and another Woman comes in

and she asks,