The Love ToothBrush® Has Just Been Born! Here…Get One For You Know Who...!

THE HIGHLY-DECORATED,  AND HER MAJESTY'S SECRET FAVORITE ADMIRAL, THE INIMITABLE AND SUAVE HSR, ALONG WITH HIS RAG-TAG SHIPMATE CREW OF RUFFIANS, HARDHEADS, MALCONTENTS, AND JUST SOME PLAIN, OL’ GAP-TOOTHED, HARD-PLAYING, BACK-SLAPPING, FAR-SPITTING, CARD-CHEATING, DICE–UP-THE-SLEEVE THRILL SEEKERS, ARE JUST ABOUT TO LAND THEIR CLASSIC PIRATE SHIP NEXT TO AN ENCHANTED ISLAND, WHICH IS RUMORED TO HAVE A QUARTER OF THE WORLD’S GOLD AND DIAMONDS, AND BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE—BUT MOST OF THEM ARE WEARING PATCHES OVER ONE EYE—SO IT’S A TRUE STATEMENT—but as we drop anchor, your “ I just love the view from up here in my helium balloon” smile, begs us to go back home for your phone charger, some ice cream, and your favorite pillow!

                                                                                                                   Back to Love Toothbrush®
                 

"Once you come out, there's no going back in!"

Now there’s a new kid on this crowded, rough-and-tumble, oral hygiene products block! And, there’s a lot of pushing, shoving, and elbowing going on, to get the attention of you purchasing consumers!

On Thanksgiving Wednesday, at exactly 12:00 noon, 2014, this newly-arrived, long-incubating baby came out, and opened its eyes to its online presence, but it didn’t start by uncontrollably crying, boohooing, and sobbing upon arrival…it came out…

…with its little patented chest puffed up, its chin held high, and it pumped a little fist, and declared:…

…“Let’s Rock!”

Beta testing of the supply and distribution channels are being tested in a flurry of busyness (no dust in the air, though, just excited anticipation!).

The creator of the Love ToothBrush, and the author of this blog, Pacific Coast Dentist Ralph Winge, D.D.S., welcomes you, and urges you, try out this “fashion-and-function-statement-worthy” toothbrushing implement.

However, it was originally designed to give as a gift to someone you love! Gifting this brush will show those that receive it from you, that you really care about them and their smiles…a lot...and with a unique designer flair!

Our work results, how far we go, and how we process what we do, ultimately depends on the sophistication of our tools, instruments, armamentarium, and the techniques that we use.

Now, here’s an opportunity to elevate your game, step up your progress, and improve your results…and it’s all staring you right in the mouth!

Three of my mottos I live by:

-“Use the best to bring out your best!”

-“All things with Love, and all things with Style!”

-"The Love ToothBrush®...not just for friends and lovers!"

It’s almost getting to the point that, in the future, if you don’t try the Love ToothBrush®, will you be uncivilized?

So, go ahead and order one! You'll be thrilled with the new stimulation of this new designer brush…

…after all…I made it just for you all!

May you have many…this gifting season, may you get all of what you need, and most of what you want!...and, on the fly, compare those need/want parameters to the appropriate reality/fantasy indexes, to stay current, as you’re walking down the shopping aisle… I’m so glad that I’m alive to write all of this, and you’re alive to read all of this, and that you may healthfully go on living your life outside of this blankity-blank blog!…smiles!

Grin…Smile…Coa…They’re All The Same!

THE HSR ADJUSTS THE HIGH-SPEED GLASSES ON HIS FACE, RECHECKS HIS STREAM LINED LAMBSKIN ITALIAN DRIVING GLOVES, FIXES THE REAR VIEW MIRROR A SLIGHT 3 MILLIMETERS, REVS UP THE ENGINE A COUPLE OF TIMES, QUICKLY SWITCHES THE GEAR TO DRIVE, THEN SLOWLY AND DELIBERATELY FORWARDS HIS COMFY, MOTORIZED, TWO-PERSON LIVING ROOM LEATHER COUCH DOWN ONE BLOCK TO THE BEACH PARKING LOT, WHERE HE PROMPTLY NABS AN OCEAN VIEW SPOT, RECLINES THE BACK DOWN A LITTLE, AND answers the cell phone call that your “man, this meteor just fell from the sky, rolled over here, and stopped right in front of me…I’m selling it on Ebay!” smile is making, to remind the  HSR to use sunblock and an umbrella if the need arises, and to bring back some Deep Sea Arctic Yogurt!

"Just the act of smiling can set a person on the course to feeling better!"

A new term that has been coined and added to the Dental and Pop-cultural vernacular and is synonymous with the word smile, is the term coa, which is an acronym, and stands for Cosmetic Oral Anatomy.

So, when you are talking about the smile, which is the world's most popular facial expression, and want to use another word beside “smile” and “grin,” you can now freely use the word "coa!"

Another word for the same thing, with a little literary twist!

May you have many…this Thanksgiving, I am going to throw my dieting tendencies right out the window, thank you!...freshly-peeled, cold grapes? Now, you have my attention!...I wonder what it would be like to get paid to watch the sky all day…smiles!

Car Grills That Look Like Teeth!

ALL ABOARD, ANY AND ALL COMERS, VOLUNTEERS, THRILL SEEKERS, AND SPACE CADETS (NOT THE LOONEY KIND, THOUGH) WILLING TO GO DEEP INTO OUTER SPACE WITH THE PIONEERING ASTROTRAVELING HSR, TO VISIT THE ORBITING SPACE STATION, EXPLORE THE FAR SIDE OF THE MOON, CATCH ALIENS FRESHENING UP IN A METEOR SHOWER (JUST KIDDING!), WATCH EVENTS COME TO FRUITION ON THE EVENT HORIZON, ADD BLUE AND YELLOW RINGS AROUND THE RED PLANET MARS JUST TO MAKE A MILKY WAY FASHION STATEMENT (IT’S AUTUMNAL EQUINOX FASHION WEEK, AFTER ALL!), AND FINALLY REACH AND LAND ON, THE SPHERICAL OBJECT THAT USED TO BE KNOWN AS PLANET PLUTO, SO ALL OF US CAN SET UP SHOP, COMPLETE WITH A COMPATIBLE ATMOSPHERE, BIOSPHERE, AND BLOGOSPHERE, so we can beam HD signals in real time back to Earth, and get Pluto classified as a planet again, and to also prove to your “I don’t want to visit the stars, I just want to be one” smile, that the Mars bar is really the best candy in our solar system!   

"Get on board...or get out of the way!"


Ever since Man invented the wheel and adapted it to facilitate moving big and heavy things around, there have been people who wanted to make that travel happen in style!

Which reminds me of my motto: “All things with Love, and all things with Style!"

Well, many cars have been made to appeal to “The Macho” motivations in men, and, as with many things in and of this world…looks are everything!

When humans, and dogs for that matter, brandish their teeth and growl, a “Watch Out!” message is unambiguously conveyed. 

Certain carmakers want to send that same “proceed with caution around me…or else” feeling in the frontal designs of their cars.

And I must admit, that those “mean-looking” cars still evoke a visceral response, even if they are non-operational and are rusting away in someone’s backyard.

Take a look at some of these grills that I think show "Major Attitude!":

A 1953 Buick Skylark

A 1953 Desoto Firedome

An unknown type of car with a "Floating Grill!"

Smile...you're on candid car!

Minis have always been my favorite!

Eyes...nose...lower lip hanging open...

BMW with lower jaw fangs!

Okay, stop it...you're starting to scare me now!

Don't cut in front of this GMC...unless you want to get your...!

Get a kick out of these and others on Google by punching in “car grills that look like teeth.”

May you have many…hey, driver, there's a souped-up road hog quickly gaining on us from behind; I say: let him pass...I'll bet that Rapunsel, with her super long hair, had to use a lot of water to cleanse her locks...there's nothing like the air of anticipation, like just before the conductor is about to start the opening number played by the Grand Symphony Orchestra in the opulent and historic concert hall.…smiles!