Friday, April 25, 2025

OMGosh!...Is There Some...'Hanky-Panky'...Going On At The Hollywood Smiles Report Offices?...You Be The Judge!.

 



"There Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report is... 

...in the 

"Cool Dip Pool!"...

I think that

I'll go on over

and


give his shivering self...

...a towel!"









"Doctor Hollywood Report!...

...Do you make Deals?"

And Doctor Report says,


"Left and Right!"








"Good Morning, Agent Hollywood Smiles Report!...

I have come across some

important intelligence...

...Rogue Agents from

Blogostovia are on their way here

for

a Mission that seems to be

"Shady!"

...Agent Report!...


Why are you Smiling about that?"














"Hello, Young Lady!

Thanks for trying on the outfit

for my Fashion Show!


How does it feel on you?"








"There's ample room for 

all of my parts!...

And 


I feel freer that ever before!

There's a lightness to

me and 


my every move!

Sir, did you design this?"






"No, but, 

you bring out a simplicity

and a sophistication

that


very few models 

seem to have!

It's refreshing to see a 

Non-Mannequin!"








"Thank you, Sir!...

This Summer Show coming up,

I hear,

will be


the Biggest Ever!

May I ask how I will be paid for my


Modeling Services?"








"Yes...


you may ask!"













"HSR is walking this way now!...


And when he comes a little closer,


I'm going to jump out and  say,

"Boo!"...


And then he'll act scared,

and see me


and hug me real tight...

just like last time!"








Friday, April 18, 2025

Hey World!...In Case You Didn't Notice...Four Of The Richest... And Most Powerful People...On Earth...Each Have That Common Facial Feature ...Winge's Peak... (elatus labialis wingeulus)!

 

Check the genetically-dominant, 

mid-upper-lip prominence 

of:


United States President Donald Trump, 



Winge's Peaks Of...The Powerful...Trump Family!...


The People's Republic of China's President Xi Jinping,



Mark Zuckerberg,


and

the person with the 'Deepest Pockets' in the World, 

Elon Musk.




So, we notice this Colossal Coincidence...but...what does it all mean?











This 'Most Mysterious' 

part of the face 

is 

'Nature's Mark Of The Blessed,'

and

'God's Sign on his First Powerful Ancient Warriors'





Elatus labialis wingeulus, also known as Winge's Peaka human, 

mid-upper-lip, genetically-dominant physical trait first elucidated 

by Los Angeles Dentist Ralph Winge, D.D.S. in 2011, is an 

'appendage' over and of the upper lip's middle tubercle frontal 

surface, and is a naturally-occurring, variably-manifested, 

vertically-oriented, differentiated soft tissue, epithelial-emanating 

fold or ridge or line or prominence, or otherwise, with subepithelial 

components (Winge's Peak Connective Tissue Complex, which 

includes the Hybrid Jaimalah Fibers), which coincides with the midline of 

the face and the interincisal and mid-sagittal lines, and runs down the middle 

of the middle tubercle surface of the rostral upper lip, which may extend 

inferiorly from the middle of the Vermillion Border's Cupid's Bow, 

down to the lower edge of the lip, with or without significant elevation 

above the surrounding lateral labial tissues, with or without the presence of 

differentiated vermillion surface epithelium (Winge Epithelium) seen along 

the linear crest of the Peak, with or without a change in hue from the 

prevailing local epithelial coloration, and with or without the presence 

of an inferiorly-positioned procheilon.



A WP can have a phenotypically-derived ‘hypnotic effect’ on the person(s) 

watching them speak. This may help 'lure in' an audience (The Anglerfish also 


employs a structural diversionary tactic to 



confuse and catch prey). 


What could otherwise be full attention being given to the speaker's message, is 


now divided between the attention of the viewer into what is being said, and how 


they visually follow the motion of the speaker's lip Peak. This effect can lull 


viewers into thinking about some things other than the message spoken.





Ralph Winge, D.D.S., USC Dental School Graduate,


and first elucidator of 



elatus labialis wingeulus.






Dr. Winge's..."World's Best Sweets of the Week"





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Friday, April 11, 2025

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!

 



Try one of them...or all of them!...

Just not... 

...at the same time!


The Praying Mantis (2025)


The Ol' Switcheroo, (2024)



The Toothfairy Swoop, (2023)





The Chaos Double-brush Procedure, (2022)





The '90,' (2020)





The Crank Toothbrushing Challenge, (2020)





The Pendulum Teethbrushing Protocol, (2018)





The Slide, (2008)





The Swing, (2000)




The Fireworks version of the Bounce  (1999)

with the Lovetoothbrush






The Bounce, (1999)






Hey!...Is he the Greatest Toothbrushing Choreographer, or What?






MANUAL BRUSHING METHODS SUMMARIZED 

(Adopted from Primary Preventive, 5th Edition, Harris and Christen, et.al)




Technique             Bristle Positioning         Brushing Motion         Effects Claimed


The Praying Mantis    Bristle tips on                  sweeping up           Supragingival cleansing

by Winge                       the teeth                          and down.                                                  

(2025)

  

The Ol' Switcheroo   User Determined   Change tbrush from      Supragingival cleansing

by Winge                                                left hand to right hand,
(2024)                                                                repeat


Winge ToothFairy  User Determined      Sweep across teeth   Supragingival cleansing,

Swoop                                                                                             gingival stimulation

(2023)


Winge Chaos      User determined              User chosen             Supragingival cleansing,

Double-Brush                                                                                 gingival stimulation

 (2022)


Winge 90         Toothbrush handle held       Side to Side            Supragingival cleansing,    

   (2020)                    vertical                     and other ways              gingival stimulation     


Winge Crank         90° to tooth                  arcing up                   Supragingival cleansing, 

   (2020)                                                      and down                         gingival stimulation     

                             

Winge Pendulum   90° to tooth          Glide brush from one         Supragingival cleansing,    

   (2018)                                                  end of arch to other             gingival stimulation


Winge Slide          Almost parallel     Slide along tooth from     Supragingival cleansing, 

    (2008)                to tooth surface     gum area to incisal              gingival stimulation


Winge Swing         90° to tooth          Swing from buccal          Supragingival cleansing,  

    (2000)                                              to lingual and back            gingival stimulation 

Winge Bounce      90° to tooth          Bouncing, tapping            Supragingival cleansing, 

    (1999)                                             on teeth and gums              gingival stimulation     




For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.



Friday, April 4, 2025

Winge's Peaks Of...The Powerful...Trump Family!...

 


Here are the mid-upper-lip Winge's Peaks 

(Latin: elated labialis wingeulus)

of the most written about Political Family in the World,

starting with...



President Donald Trump,





Melania Trump,


Eric Trump,


Lara Trump,


Mary Trump,


Barron Trump,


Tiffany Trump,

  

Donald Trump, Jr.


Ivanka Trump,



Oh...and...did I say...

...



Yes!...the Great Members of this Powerful Family are 'Super-Power Players' with 

various Classes of Winge's Peaks!




Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"



'elatus labialis wingeulus'...The Winge's Peak...And Its Classification System... Part 2...









This 'Most Mysterious' 

part of the face 

is 

'Nature's Mark Of The Blessed,'

and

'God's Sign on his First Powerful Ancient Warriors.'







Elatus labialis wingeulus, also known as Winge's Peaka human, 

mid-upper-lip, genetically-dominant physical trait first elucidated 

by Los Angeles Dentist Ralph Winge, D.D.S. in 2011, is an 

'appendage' over and of the upper lip's middle tubercle frontal 

surface, and is a naturally-occurring, variably-manifested, 

vertically-oriented, differentiated soft tissue, epithelial-emanating 

fold or ridge or line or prominence, or otherwise, with subepithelial 

components (Winge's Peak Connective Tissue Complex, which 

includes the Hybrid Jaimalah Fibers), which coincides with the midline of 

the face and the interincisal and mid-sagittal lines, and runs down the middle 

of the middle tubercle surface of the rostral upper lip, which may extend 

inferiorly from the middle of the Vermillion Border's Cupid's Bow, 

down to the lower edge of the lip, with or without significant elevation 

above the surrounding lateral labial tissues, with or without the presence of 

differentiated vermillion surface epithelium (Winge Epithelium) seen along 

the linear crest of the Peak, with or without a change in hue from the 

prevailing local epithelial coloration, and with or without the presence 

of an inferiorly-positioned procheilon.




"The Winge's Peak, when visibly present and in motion, 

is one of the most attention-attracting, flexible, emotional, 

and beautiful parts of the face! And it is also a 

confirmatory sign that a person has the 

'Super-Humanity-Power Genetics Trait' 

among their chromosomes,"






By Ralph Winge, D.D.S., 


Elucidator of Winge's Peak.






For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.