The Golden Order Of Breff Stank!...
"You're a Very Smooth Person,
Hollywood!...
...so much so that
I had to
Become Smooth Myself!...
So Now
We're Bot Some
Really Smooth People!"
"My Virtual World is so Perfect!
The Weather can be as Gorgeous
as it wants to be!...
Hollywood's
on his Way
for Me!"
"Hi There, Reader,
Welcome!...
And Oh...
Don't mind My Glasses...
...HSR
just
Melts Me That Way!"
"After the Hardest
of the Winter transpires
there's a start to the
Thawing out!
and Ultimately
Beautiful Blooms Will Burst Open!...
Once Again!...
"Wow!...
You were the First Dentist
on the Moon?
Great!
But,
What are you doing Back Here?"
"My...This is my first Visit
to Doctor Report's
High-Rise
Dental Day Spa!
And, already...
I must say
that
I am Impressed!"
"How did You Know
that I have
Arachnoid Tendencies?"
"Hello!...
I'm in this
Transylvanian Forest
looking for the
Forest Crosser HSR!...
Have You
seen Him around?"...
You and your
'I want to see into the future
so that
maybe
I can make some appropriate
adjustments!'
smiles
are
really just glad for the
Present Day, First!
Your Tangible Benefits
derived to you
from this
'Literary Medicine'
Episode is served to you
on a Nice Platter
by
and bad
waiters!
Scissors, Papers, Rocks!...
We've all played it at
one time or another...
But,
you know who,
seems to never be able to win!
HSR always ties,
or
loses!
Well, if that's the case
HSR still has his
streak of 'Unfortunate Events'
still very much Intact!
However, now,
while on break from
USC
Dental School,
(it seems that all of his
Complications happen
while he's on Break-
so maybe he should
forgo his Vacations!)
But now,
HSR WANTS TO
TRAVEL TO EUROPE,
AND RIDE A
'MYSTERY TRAIN'
AND FIND MORE OUT
ABOUT HIMSELF
AND HIS LIFE'S DESTINIES!...
SO, HE GETS TO THE TRAIN
STATION,
AND HE IMMEDIATELY THINKS BACK
TO WHEN HE WAS
JUST A KID,
AND THIS PRETTY LADY
GAVE HIM A
FREE TRAIN RIDE
AND AFTER
HOURS OF FUN RIDES
AND,
IT WAS OVER,
SHE PULLED HIM ASIDE
AND TOLD HSR,
"YOUNG MAN...
I SEE SOMETHING
VERY UNIQUE IN YOU...
I NEED YOU TO ALWAYS
LOOK FORWARD TO THINGS
AND
NEVER BACKWARD...
PLUS,
PLEASE COME BACK
FOR MORE FUN!...OKAY!"
"I WILL, MAM," SMILES
THE YOUNG KID HSR...
BUT EVEN THOUGH HE HAD LOTS OF FUN
WITH TRAINS,
IT WAS THE STATIONS THAT
ALWAYS SEEMED
PRETTY
DREARY!
EXCEPT FOR WHEN
TRAINS
SURF THE SNOW
AND
GET PEOPLE ALL
WHITE
IN THE WINTER!
BUT NOW,
THERE AREN'T A LOT
OF PEOPLE THERE NOW...
WHICH IS NOT LIKE AT
OTHER STATIONS!
"HI THERE, YOUNG MAN!,"
SAYS THIS LADY,
"YOU LOOK ADVENTURESOME...
...WHERE ARE YOU HEADED?"
"I JUST WANT TO
DISCOVER SOME OF
THE COUNTRYSIDE,
AND,
DISCOVER SOMETHINGS
ABOUT MYSELF" ADMITS HSR...
"I'D LIKE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, SIR,"
SAYS THE LADY,
THERE ARE MANY THINGS
THAT YOU CAN LEARN
FROM WHAT YOU SEE AND WATCH
WITH YOUR EYES,
BUT...
THERE MAY BE
MANY MORE THINGS THAT
YOU CAN LEARN AND DISCOVER
IN YOUR OWN MIND
AND
WITH YOUR OTHER SENSES,
WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED!...HERE...TAKE THIS...
AND DRINK SOME
TO RELAX
AND GAIN THE
INSIGHTS
THAT YOU SEEK,
AND FOR SOME
INSIGHTS
THAT YOU DON'T SEEK...
YOU KNOW...
...TO MAINTAIN BALANCE!
AND,
I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS:
PAY ATTENTION TO THE
SIGNS TRYING TO TELL YOU THINGS,
AND
TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS AND
INTUITION!...I HOPE THT YOU
SAVE YOURSELF
AND
MANY PARTS OF THE WORLD!...NOW...
GO AND KICK SOME 'A!'"
"THANKS FOR THE PEP TALK MAM,"
SAYS HSR,
THAT'S DOING ME GOOD!"
SO, AS HE S ABOUT TO GET
ON THE TRAIN,
HE DOESN'T SEE A
WOMAN,
BUT,
SHE
SEES HIM!...
AND WHEN HE'S FINALLY ON,
THE PLACE IS NOT
PACKED LIKE THIS...
IT'S MORE LIKE
THIS!...
SO HSR GRABS A SEAT
AND THE TRAIN
RIDES ON
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE A
LONG TIME,
AND HSR GETS UP AND WALKS
PAST A
NICE CAR,
AND HE SAYS HELLO TO A
WOMAN WHO
HAS BEEN
WATCHING HIM,
BUT HSR
DOESN'T KNOW IT...
SO HE GETS
TO HIS OWN PERSONAL
SLEEPING CAR
AND SEES THE INVITING BED
AND GETS IN IMMEDIATELY,
THEN REMEMBERS TO
TAKE A SIP OR TWO OF
THE ENLIGHTENING LIQUID
THAT THE LADY GAVE HIM,
AND HE LINGERS AROUND
WITH HIS THOUGHTS
BEFORE SLEEPING,
AND HE REMEMBERS
A
FRIEND FROM COLLEGE
AND ONE OF HIS
DENTAL SCHOOL
PATIENTS, AND AS HE STARTS TO GET
DROUSY
THE WOMAN WITH THE RED COAT
COMES IN AND
SITS NEXT TO HIM
AND TELLS HIM,
"HEY THERE, SIR,
I WANT TO
HELP
GUIDE YOU THROUGH
YOUR ONCOMING STAGES OF
DREAM SEQUENCES
FOR MAXIMUM
CLARITY, SIGNIFICANCE,
AND IMPACT!"
SO,
HSR,
ON THE VERGE
OF ENTERING A HEAVY DREAMLAND,
ASKS,
"WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT
OF ALL OF THIS?"...
"I WANT A
SUMPREME VANTAGE POINT,
JUST LIKE YOU!...NOW...
LET SLEEP TAKE YOU!"
"Life can be so much fun!...Can I keep Livin'?...And
Dancing'...
...Please!"
Yes!...Life can be
'So Much Fun!'
And so much so
with
our 'Loved Ones!'
That is...
until...
their
'Breff'...
gets in the way!
That's right!
You all know what I mean,
right!
I mean
Bad Breath can
teach People a Lesson!...
Just listen...
This Guy says,
"Hi there! Can I buy you Lunch?"
"Thank you Sir, but I'm
not into Rotten Eggs, Garlic, and
Stale Cheese!" responds this Lady!
"That was too Cold,
Man!"
Truthfully,
Bad Breath,
more fondly known as
'Breff Stank!,
has
haunted Mankind...and Womankind...
...since we've been around
here on Earth!...
...especially before
flossing was invented!
Hey!...
Not that Flossing!...
This Flossing:
Floss was waiting to be be found!
And before it came about (in 1882)...everyone
had
Breff Stank!
Hey, People!...Want a
'Puff O' Stank?'...
...Oh, Yeah!...
Now,
we are all innocent
until
proven guilty!..Right?
But these things can
make you Guilty...in a
Court Of Breath:
Certain foods,
can give
your Breath 'The Blues!'
Garlic makes food taste better, but
it can also help open doors...
especially when
People want to
escape
you!
Rotten eggs, or that
Hydrogen Sulfide smell
really deserves an
Honorable Mention! But...Please stand a
distance from me when
you do mention it!
'Breff' can also seem to be based in
'Funky Cheese!...
Please, Louise!
Onions may also be a
Tasty Culprit!
But,
Baaaad Breff
is not only
Food's Fault!...
Smoking can
help one 'Graduate'
at the Top Of The Class
at
'Breff University!
And it's a proven fact that
not brushing, flossing and rinsing
enough
can also be a Major Cause of
Plaque Build up
and
can also get you
free tickets
into
the 'Games of Breff!'
Fact!:
Stank can also emanate from an
unclean
Tongue!
A healthy, clean tongue should be
Pink!
Toothbrushes or
Tongue Scrapers
can help!
Breff Hint:
Are there a lot of these
around when your mouth is open?
Breath sprays
and perfumes
and Mints
only help to
temporarily mask
'The
Problem!'
But,
let's face it...
...once you clean up
and
hose your mouth
down,
chances are
that things will be
much, much better!
Then,
you can be
Confident in the power of
Your Mouth,
and not have to worry
about giving the
'Wrong
Impression!'
That's it!...
Check Yourself
before you
Wreck Yourself!
Now,
Ladies...
if someone
comes up
to you on the street
with a Mouth like this,
and says,
"Kiss Me, Baby!"
will you say "Yes,"
or,
like this guy urges,
say
"Naw!"
Oh, well...
such is Life!
So, a guy
heads on out to
work and
walks down the street,
all cleaned up and Happy,
and
smiling!..
And now,
this Lady
sees him and
thinks,
"There's that
Handsome,
'Sweet-Breath' Man!...
I have got to meet him!...
...Be daring, Girl!"
So,
she asks him,
"Would you like to
go on a
'Breath Mint Date?"
Please see your
Dentist and Hygienist
so no one will
treat you like this
\
and
Turn Off
Your
Program!
"I'm so Thankful
that
Doctor Report
made
My Breath
Equal to the
Sweet Fragrance of Roses!"
May you have many...
"HSR!!...
I can feel that
Our Finding of the
Buried Desert Treasure
will happen
just in time before the
Very Rare Celestial Alignment
so that we may
"Decipher The Revealing Signs
and Secrets of
Our Epic Adventure!"
..."My Phone
is a
Very Central Part
of My Life!
And the same goes for
Billions of
People on this Planet!
It's almost
as if,
when
the Phone is
out of
Our Hands...
we can't wait
to get it back
in Them!"...
..."OMGosh, Hollywood...
with My New Lenses,
I can
see right through You!"...
..."I know that you
just entered Dreamland HSR...
but...
Still Hang On!"...
...For 'Dear Dream!'"
...smiles!
"Reader!...
Our Show
is almost over
and
This New Knowledge
for you will
help in
The Coming Week!"
Beautiful Moonlights
Over The Beautiful Waters
are ...
Always Beautiful Sights!"
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where There's
Lots More Snow On The Way!...'
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"Ha, Ha, Ha!...
Three more steps
and
I'll,
with my Bacterial-Aggregate Self,
spring My
Trap Door on those
Three Hygienists!"
"They don't call me
'Vacuum' for nothing!"
"My Acidic,
Electro-Chemical
Megashocks
will Decimate and Shatter that
Enamel Matrix...
...to Smithereens!"
"My Bactericidal
Attack Dogs!
There's That Juicy Plaque
that you like!...
...and it's
'All You can Eat!'"
"This doesn't look good!...
It looks like
it's
Every Hygienist for Themselves!"
"Hey...
for me...
this is so much fun!
I'm having some 'Battles Of A Lifetime!'"
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