Saturday, April 25, 2015

Beautiful Bollywood Girl From India, Our Smiles Will Win Our Hearts! Part 1.

EXPERIENCING THE ULTIMATE NIRVANA GOOSE-PIMPLES, THE HSR IS NOW IN AN OUTER SPACE SUIT, WITH A SUPER STRONG STEEL TETHER LINKING HIM TO THE BRAND NEW, ALL-INDIA SPACE STATION, JUST TAKING A BREAK AFTER DOING SOME MINOR EXTERNALLY-ACCESSED SYSTEMS REPAIR WORK ON THE MOTHERSHIP, THE INDIAN SPACE RESEARCH ORGANIZATION’S (ISRO) SUPER SECRET DYAUS PITRA-1, WHICH GEOSYNCHRONOUSLY ORBITS OVER NEW DELHI, SO THAT MEANS THAT ALL OF THE FUNCTIONAL SYSTEMS RESPONSIBLE FOR LIFE CONTINUANCE ON THE SHIP ARE NOW IN FINE RECALIBRANCE, AND THE REASON FOR THE OUTER FIX WAS TO INCREASE THE CREATION OF WATER FLOW TO THE HYDROPONIC GARDENS, TO STABILIZE THE GASEOUS NITROGEN LEVELS, AND TO “UNDENT “ A PORTION OF ONE PANEL BANGED UP BY AN ERRANT METEOR, SO WITH HIS CURRENT TASKS COMPLETE, THE HSR CHECKS IN WITH COMMUNICATIONS INSIDE THE SHIP, AND HE RELATES THAT HE’S JUST GOING TO LOOK AT THE EARTH, THE MOON, AND OUTER SPACE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES, AND THE LADY VOICE FROM THE INSIDE SAYS “ROGER!” TO THAT, BUT HIS VIEW OF THE EARTH IS SO AWE-INSPIRING, AGAIN, 




THAT HE GIVES PRAISES, AGAIN, FOR THIS BIG BLUE SEA AND THAT BROWN/GREEN LAND CREATION, THEN HE TURNS TOWARD THE MOON, AND INSPECTS IT BETTER THAN ANY PERSON ON EARTH EVER COULD WITH AN UNAIDED EYE, AFTER WHICH HE GAZES INTO DEEP SPACE WITH BIG AND SMALL STAR LIGHTS EVERYWHERE, AND SINCE HE IS A GEMINI, HE LOOKS TOWARD THE GEMINI SECTION OF THE SKY, WHEREUPON HE SEES A FAINT, BLINKING RED STAR, AND THE HSR ASKS HIMSELF IF THERE ARE ANY REPLICATING ORGANIC SPECIMENS IN THAT STELLAR AREA, THEN HE LOOKS JUST TO THE RIGHT AND SEES AN INCOMING METEOR SHOWER MADE UP OF ABOUT 30 SMALL METEORS, MOST OF WHICH HARMLESSLY PASS BY, BUT SIX ARE HEADED STRAIGHT HIS WAY, TO HIM AND THE SHIP, SO HE SHOUTS “IMS, IMS, INCOMING! (INCOMING METEOR SHOWER), AND HE READIES HIS HYPERLASER AND VAPORIZES FIVE OF THEM, BECAUSE HE MUST PROTECT THE SHIP, AND THE CREW, WHICH CONSISTS OF THREE MEN AND THREE WOMEN, WITH FOUR OF THEM BEING MARRIED COUPLES SPECIFICALLY THERE TO START THE FIRST TWO “OUTER SPACE FAMILIES," BUT THE SIXTH AND LAST METEOR OF THE ASSAULTING GROUP, HITS THE HSR’S PROTECTIVE SUIT, SO NOW IT’S A LIFE AND DEATH EMERGENCY, WHICH MEANS THAT HE MUST IMMEDIATELY…hey you…you storyteller, or blogger, or whoever you think you are, don’t go making up stuff and getting people all worried like that, or I’ll pull your WiFi, but your “hello, sir, don’t worry about mister blogger, I’m sure this story will have a happy ending, with the HSR once again saving the day” smile, takes a break to get some more buttered popcorn to go with this good adventure!
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“Many phenomena in Nature manifest themselves as cyclical entities, and some parts of those cycles may not be too attractive to behold!”





My name is Julian, and I’m a Dentist and a Mechanical Engineer from the United States. I’m using my acquired expertise in the nanosciences to make revolutionary dental products. My parents are both from India. They came here to give our family a better life.

I am single, however, and now is the time for me to make a better and more complete life for myself, with a woman that I am going to search for…and find!...

…and I will tirelessly examine all over India, if need be, to discover her!

But before I begin my search for the special one in my life, I’m going to get several things done to my teeth, by Dr. Pearladont, the best dentist, so that I too, will have a smile that will wake up the lady I plan to meet…and she will, in turn, awaken my sedated senses!...

…I love her already, and I have yet to meet her!...


                                                                                         Source: glamcheck.com
                             
...I'm sure that we will exchange hearts!...

So when I come to India, the business of my first stop is to attend the 2016 Indian Dental Show, I will check out the New Products, New Techniques, and the natural and historic sites, and the museums.

But I am going to seek out a beautiful, intelligent, educated, talented, lady that, OMG!, yes…

…has a smile that’s powerful enough to make me dream when I look at her…

… because her smile has strong hypnotic qualities…

…you know that there are undeniable spiritual qualities in every smile!...

…and I’ll know it when I see it!

I’ll be taken aback…floored…if you will!...

There are so many beautiful women from my India, my home, the real cradle of my beloved, enduring, and culturally-rich civilization…

…and I can hardly wait!

Will I meet the right person at the Indian Dental Conference? Someone as beautiful as Arpita Saxena, Dr. Dolly Rathod, or as stunning as the writer Nisha Sharma. Ladies who look like Sonam Kapoor, Nisha Yadav just may be the one for me. 


And from there, I will make my way down to Mumbai where I can meet great people who resemble Dr. Niketa Wadha, Dr. Aniya Pednekar, and Dr. Sunita Vhatkar.

I am going to write down all of the candidates that I come across, and I must not fall for the first one or ones that I see, because I want to give a chance to the others I have yet to meet, among which, may just be “The One” I truly seek!


I plan to treat the woman I find as my life partner, and if we ever have a disagreement, I will use this proven technique to easily come to an adorable settlement…


…and it goes like this…

…if we have  an argument, we will turn our backs to each other, because we’re upset, but have our backs touching, and since we are both very ripe, vigorous, and beautiful people…

…we may not be looking into each other’s eyes at that moment…

…but eventually we should come into another steamy shared vision through touch and close contact!…

I want to share more of my unique and breathtaking voyage that I have sworn to face, as I find and create my own beautiful-India-based destiny!...and…

…I can’t wait to feel…the sweet embracing tidal wave…of your smile!




TO BE CONTINUED!...





May you have many…so, we've come to the point that we cannot live without our electronic gadgets, but are we being hurt with all of the WiFi Internet waves, and the cell phone microwaves, which ultimately net the telecom companies, and the 1 percenters, trillions of dollars over time?...is it true that you are only where you are now, because you want to be there?...I think that I know why God made the plants green--because he already made the sea blue!…smiles!































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Saturday, April 18, 2015

Have You Heard That Nice Song About The Smile? Part 1.

WHEN THE HSR WAS IN COLLEGE, HE WAS INVITED TO CELEBRATE AT A POPULAR BUT ROWDY AND BELLIGERENT FRAT HOUSE, BECAUSE OUR SCHOOL’S WOMEN'S SQUASH TEAM WON THEIR 5th  NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, SO THE MUSIC WAS LOUD, THE LIGHTS WERE DARK, AND I WAS ASKED TO PICK SOME PUNCH FROM ONE OF TWO LARGE BOWLS ON THE TABLE AND I CHOSE THE ONE TO THE RIGHT, AND THE FRAT GUYS SHOVED A LARGE OLD WORLD-LOOKING SILVER GOBLET WITH ALL KINDS OF CARVINGS AND RELIEF PICTURES ON THE SIDES, INTO MY HAND, AND FORCED MY HAND TO DIP THE GOBLET DEEP INTO THE PUNCH BOWL, AND RAISED UP THE GOBLET OUT OF THE BOWL, AND PLACED IT RIGHT CLOSE TO MY FACE AND THEY TOLD ME TO DRINK IT, BUT THEN THESE THREE REALLY PRETTY BLOGGER CHICKS GRABBED MY ARM AND PULLED ME AWAY AND OUTSIDE, AND THEY TOLD ME THAT THE PUNCH WAS SPIKED, AND I TOLD THEM, "WELL, TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!," AND THEY WARNED ME THAT "THE STUFF IN THE PUNCH WILL MAKE YOU HATE THE THINGS YOU LOVE, AND MAKE YOU START LOVING THE THINGS YOU HATE," SO I TOLD THEM THANKS A BUNCH, BECAUSE I'M NOT QUITE READY TO HAVE MY WORLD TURNED INSIDE OUT, WHICH IS INFINITELY WORSE THAN UPSIDE DOWN, SO THEY INVITED ME OVER TO THEIR DORM ROOM TO LISTEN TO SOME OF THE LATEST GRUNGE MUSIC, BUT THAT'S NOT MY TYPE, SO WHEN WE GOT OVER THERE, I ASKED THEM COULD I GO OVER THEIR LATEST BLOG POSTS, AND THEY HAPPILY SAID YES, SO THE STORIES WERE AMUSING, AND WE LAUGHED AND HAD FUN INTO THE NIGHT, AND HOURS LATER, I JUST SORT OF FELL ASLEEP IN THE ROOM, AND IN THE MORNING, ONE OF THE FRAT GUYS BURST IN THE ROOM AND SAW ME WITH THESE THREE LOVELY LADIES, ONE OF WHICH WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HE GOT THE WRONG IDEA LIKE I HAD A SUPERHUMAN APPETITE, AND GOT UPSET AND TOLD HIS FRIENDS WHAT HE THOUGHT WENT DOWN, AND AFTER THAT, ALL OF THE GIRLS PASSING ME BY AT SCHOOL WOULD SMILE WIDE AT ME, AND ALL OF THE GUYS WOULD GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE AND A THUMBS UP, BUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT GUY THAT BARGED INTO THE ROOM STARTED TELLING EVERYBODY,  but your "okay, so I wasn't born yesterday, but I'm still innocent" smile, still tries to tease me like I really knew what was up, but remember, I, the HSR, am virtual, and to many, I only exist on the cyber side of things!
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“Sitting in my car in a parking lot, feeling the warm nutritious sun on my face, and also feeling a cool cross breeze in the car cabin, I laid my seat back a little, took a thankful deep breath, and immediately started daydreaming deeply!"






Ain't nothing like feeling good and getting down on the dance floor! 

That usually brings a smile!...

...so smiling...while dancing to a song about smiles...equals exponentially potentiated happiness!...

...resulting in a thickly insulated layer of grooviness!






Here's a dance-friendly uptempo selection that I have admired for some time:

Shaniece- I love your smile





And an edgy rap version that may have you whistling and nodding along:

Bobby Valentino featuring Little Wayne‪- Your Smile




An easy going, feel good, country anthem that will have you tapping your feet!

Uncle Cracker- Smile




Get funky...get punky...with this marchable beat...play it again and repeat!

Avril Lavigne- Smile







Wow, there seems to be a plethora of good songs about the world's most famous facial expression!


I'll research some more, and bring back only banging songs to you...no time wasting!





May you have many...a wise man once said, "don't stand up when you can sit down, and don't sit down when you can lay down!"...show me a person with peanut butter, and I'll show you a person with jelly, bread, and a butter knife!...now tell me the truth: is there such a thing as "too much of a good thing?", really?...smiles!

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Extend The Useful Life Of Your Mouth!

WHEN THE HSR WAS ONLY THREE AND A HALF, HIS MOM PUT HIM ON A T-BALL TEAM AT THE LOCAL PARK, TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO DO AND FOR HIM TO SOCIALIZE MORE WITH THE OTHER VIRTUAL KIDS, SO THE PRACTICE WAS OKAY A COUPLE OF TIMES, BUT EVERY TIME THE HSR CAME UP TO BAT HE WOULD STARE OFF BEYOND THE PITCHER’S MOUND AS IF THERE WAS SOMETHING OUT THERE CALLING FOR HIS ATTENTION, AND THE COACH, AND HIS TEAMMATES WOULD ALL SHOUT, “HIT THE BALL, AND RUN,” BUT HIS MOM DIDN’T JOIN IN BECAUSE SHE KNEW THAT HE WAS REALLY DAYDREAMING ABOUT HIS NEXT BIG THING, BUT A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON GAME DAY, WHEN IT WAS HIS TURN, HE SUDDENLY TOOK SUCH A MIGHTY SWING, THAT, ALTHOUGH HE MISSED THE BALL, THE MOMENTUM SWUNG HIM AROUND IN A CIRCLE, AND SINCE THE BAT WAS STILL REACHING OUT, WHEN HE FINISHED SPINNING AROUND, THE BAT HIT THE BALL, AND THE BALL BARELY SAILED OVER THIRD BASE, SO THE KIDS WERE SCRAMBLING WITH THEIR LITTLE SELVES, AND RETRIEVED THE BALL AND ONE KID THREW IT TO FIRST BASE, BUT IT SAILED OVER THE FIRST BASEMAN’S HEAD, SO THE YOUNG HSR HIGHTAILED IT TO SECOND, AND THE FIRST BASE MAN FINALLY GOT THE BALL AND THREW IT TO SECOND, BUT THE BALL BOUNCED THROUGH THE LEGS OF THE SECOND BASEMAN, SO THE HSR RAN TO THIRD WITH HIS SHORT CUTE STEPS, ALMOST FALLING HERE AND THERE, BUT A BIG AND BURLY SHORT STOP WAS BLOCKING HIS WAY, SO THE HSR ACTED LIKE A BASKETBALL PLAYER, AND SPUN AROUND RIGHT ALONG THE SIDE OF THE SHORTSTOP WITH A MICHAEL JORDAN EFFORTLESSNESS, AND, MEANWHILE, THE BALL SAILED INTO THIRD WITH TWO BOUNCES, BUT WHEN IT BOUNCED THE SECOND TIME, IT HIT A SMALL ROCK, AND DID A “BAD HOP,” MAKING THE BALL JUMP OVER THE THIRD BASEMAN’S HEAD AND INTO THE STANDS, BUT THE HSR STOPPED AND STAYED AT THIRD, AND EVERYONE WAS YELLING TO HIM TO “RUN HOME, QUICKLY,” BUT THE HSR GOT THE WRONG IDEA AND HE STARTED RUNNING TO HIS HOUSE, BUT HIS MOM, WHO KNEW THAT SOMETHING LIKE THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, QUIETLY MOVED TO THE THIRD BASE AREA WHILE ALL OF THIS COMMOTION WAS GOING ON, AND TOLD THE PASSING TODDLER HSR, WHO WAS PANTING AND SWEATING REALLY HARD BY NOW, TO RUN TO “THAT HOME,” HOME PLATE, SO HE TOOK OFF RUNNING TO HOME PLATE, AND THE BALL SAILED ON IN, AND HSR HOPPED IN THE AIR AND ASSUMED A CLASSIC SLIDE-IN POSTURE, JUST AS HE WAS TAUGHT, AND THERE WAS A BIG MIGHTY CLOUD OF DUST WHICH BLOCKED EVERYONE’S VIEW, INCLUDING THE REFEREE’S, BUT TWO THINGS CAME OUT OF THAT BIG DUST UP, THE BALL ROLLED OUT TO THE SIDE, AND THE HSR, KEPT RUNNING, ALL THE WAY TO HIS REAL HOME, WITH HIS MOTHER CHASING HIM, and your “my mind was off on a tangent, so can you repeat all of what you just said?” smile, just found a mint-condition 1909 T206 Honus Wagner Rookie Card in the back of the small framed picture of Grandma and Grandpa by chance!
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“Help others to become more happy, and you will become more joyous in return!”




In case you didn’t know…

…Your mouth is your biggest activating connection to the world!…

…from the moment you are born…you start stuffing things into it!

From speaking to eating to breathing to smiling to flirting to loving…the mouth is “The Place!”

We are, early on, given the chance to acquire a meticulous mouthful of teeth—and it’s up to us, with the help of Modern Dentistry, to keep it that way!

And from the Almighty Mouth springs forth the inimitable, universal, and mystery-shrouded smile, which is at once an upfront display of the crushing and masticating power of the teeth, and which is also forcibly linked to the alluring emotional unknown of the play of the appropriately draping lips. 

Sure, we smile when we are happy, but not all smiles are connected with good, after all, as said here before, “A sincere smile is just a few millimeters away from an evil sneer!”

So the mouth is a part of our anatomy that is chock-full of activity, responsibility, and at times, uncertainty!

It really is a windowy outlet and inlet to our expressive worlds!

And just like our hair and skin, our mouths need frequent care and maintenance, with some people more high-maintenance than others, depending upon the demands of the individual…

People that realize the potency and commanding presence that a bright set of chops generates…

…and meticulously keep things in tip-top shape, including their immaculate attire and mannerisms are known as…

…dentrosexuals…

…which is more than just an urban metrosexual with a nice smile…

…they live, and enjoy a zen-like, and harmonic, smile-centered lifestyle!

And their best friend is—you guessed it—the Dentist!

And most of them refer to their Dentist as their “Dental Stylist ala Extraordinaire!”

Yes, we Dental Stylists, with growing numbers of dentrosexuals in our patient bases, have our work cut out for us…

But we depend on our patients to see us periodically, and do the daily, heavy lifting of…

…flossing, brushing and rinsing at home!

Your smile’s Longevity Factor (LF) will be significantly clinically elevated!

So, take care of your smile, and it will stand up and bite for you!




May you have many…see your smile care experts at least twice a year, but don’t make it two days in a row (tee-hee-hee!)…they say that this is a dog-eat–dog world, but, just how do dogs eat other dogs—with the all-important, wildy-gnashing, canine-rich mouth, of course…I don’t care if it is the World Series, when I go to a baseball game, I want to sit in the shade!…smiles!

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Poetry About The Beautiful Smiles Of Lovers! VII

Your “I’m thirsty, can I please have something to drink” smile, IS REPEATEDLY CALLING OUT OF THE OPEN KITCHEN WINDOW (RIGHT NEXT TO THE COOLING CHERRY, APPLE, BLACKBERRY, LEMON MERINGUE, AND POMEGRANATE PIES), INTO THE LARGE FAMILY ORCHARD OUTBACK, REACHING ABOUT 20 ACRES, WHERE THE HSR AND A FEW HELPERS ARE HARVESTING SOME PRIZE, GIANT, AND JUICY ORGANIC TANGELOS, STRICTLY PESTICIDE-FREE, TO PRESENT AT THE UPCOMING REGIONAL FARMERS MARKET, SO HIS YIELD CAN QUALIFY FOR CONSIDERATION FOR THE STATE FINALS, but there’s one problem, the HSR and his buddies are binge-eating those tasty tangelos, and trash-talking, horseplaying, and generally goofing off, and even using some of them in a friendly and fruity game of baseball!
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“The crescent-shaped opening in the clouds looks like Mother Nature’s smile!”





On this extremely lovely day

Which, in paradise,

Is like everyday

I walk

In the sands

Near the shores

Of the vacation worthy beach

Back to you

Through the mighty trees and thick ferns…

Is it just me…

…or do they seem so much

Greener than before…

Finally

Reaching the beach

On this early afternoon

With the magnetic warmth of the sun

I open up the map,

I just discovered

With the help of a strange bird

Ha, I’ll bet

No one will believe me

As to

How I came across this map

But I quickly close

The map back up,

Not wanting to let others

Who might be looking at me now

Know about it…

I put it away…

Now I look out to the sea again

Observationally reconfirming that the

Strong horizon line

Mightily and admirably keeps back

The colourific sky from melting

And mixing

Into the infinite waters of the azure seas

And vice versa…

I turn around

To see where you are…

I just left you at the beach

Only what seems like

Minutes ago…

But you’re not there

And our chairs aren’t there…

Am I in the right place?

Or on another part of

Paradise Island…

I came back to get you

So we can find

A buried treasure together…

Now, I’ve got to find you

And the treasure…

Say, where’s that bird?





May you have many…are you still full from some of the end-of-the-year feasts?...it’s nice to live in the remote mountains, where the air is the freshest, and the views are the most captivating, but when it rains or snows heavily, or during another serious emergency, do we want to get back to civilization fast?...If gold were another color, would we still cherish it like we started to, thousands of years ago?…smiles!