Hollywood Smiles Report: Where Dentistry Meets The Red Carpet!...: September 2021

"Come On!...Just Hand Over...The Baby Tooth...And...Nobody Gets Hurt!...You...Uh...

...Have My Word!"...

"Wanna see..

Heels over Head?"

Pacific Coast Highway

is Sweet today!

...I'ma pull over and...

Lay on my Blanket!"

You and Your

'it's the Little Things that can determine

Large Outcomes!'

Smiles

are

realizing that it is the

Grains of Sand that

make Mountains!

This

'I don't know if the Guy's gonna live, but

I think the Writer wants it that way'

Episode

brought to you by

those rooting for the

Little 'Underdog' Guy!

In an earlier Episode,

The Dentist

barely escaped a Mountain that just

"Blew Up!"

Quick Background:

Our favorite Dentist

is going to do

one thing

for the first time

in this harrowing adventure…

...he is going to fall unconscious!

OMG!...

This arduous and difficult journey

all started

when he disobeyed

a very strange woman

who brought a very strange young boy

into the Dental Office

with a very strange Baby Tooth...

...to take it out!

The Dentist succeeded in finally

getting it out,

after

much wrestling with it,

but it flew off somewhere

in the Treatment Room!...

However...

the very strange old woman

warned and implored

the Dentist to

"leave it lost...do not retrieve it!...

for it has Unmentionable Powers

that must not fall into

the wrong hands! Please...

just forget about That Darn Baby Tooth!"

So,

the Dentist heeded her words...

...for a little while!

And then,

after the woman

and the little boy leave,

and the Dentist is about

to go on a break...

he sees something "sparkle"

under the chair

in a hard to reach place!...

Whoa!...

It is

the tooth!...

Now...

he was warned by the woman, but

he is a little curious, too!

So,

he bends over to touch it

and maybe

pick it up,

and right then...

...'poof!'

...the Dentist vanishes!...

into thin air

and

...into another

dimensional Space and Time!

Yes,

this Tooth has Untold Importance,

and maybe this Dentist,

unbeknownst to him,

is needed to save

something very important!...

maybe like...

all of Existence itself!...

Really!

This Tooth...

belonging to a Set of Twenty,

is one that

seemingly

has special meanings and powers...

...so much so that

even evil forces

and odd people now

are mightily plotting the Dentist's

imminent and painful demise

to gain this

"Last Secret Baby Tooth!"

Yes,

since being Interdimensionally Transported,

the Dentist has been caught

between many rocks

and hard places,

one right after the other

(like him choosing to

jump off of a cliff...to

save his life!)…

But,

how

he manages to keep slipping

and wiggling his way through,

to keep surviving,

we don't know…

but,

finally…

it seems like his luck and blessings

may have

finally run out…

...unless…!

Last Episode,

after defeating a vaporous being

that morphed into a Man,

all while falling at

ever-increasing speeds

into an endless dark abyss,

the Dentist thinks,

"I need to act,

to stop my

deadly fall!

And, to do so,

I must turn my sword downward

with force

to curve my falling path

and stop my fast decline

and start

to head upward again…

...but...the speeds that

I have attained,

and the curving

I need to do,

to stop my possibly splattering

on the bottom of this

forsaken ravine

are producing unbearable

G-Forces upon me…

…to the point to where

I feel myself

blacking out

in this difficult, windy turn"…

Then,

I loudly shout out

a soul-deep and body-tightening scream,

as I protectively clutch and squeeze

the Baby Tooth and the Sword,

knowing that this is

the probable end!...

…and I thank the Tooth

for giving me more excitement

than I could ever imagine,

and I thank the Sword for saving me

more times

than I could ever remember,

and then,

I close my eyes…

I don’t want to see

what will happen

to me next anyway!...

…and as I black out...

I seem to see no visions appearing…

just quiet darkness…I'm blacked out!

…for what seems like an eternity…

at least it seems!

It feels like Time fluidly passes on,

but I can’t tell…

I’m knocked out!

Yes..it feels like a lot of it has passed…

but now…

…I slowly gain

a growing

wherewithall...

I might have slept for an eon, or two!

...I feel rested…

OMG!

…I'm waking up!

But,

before I open my eyes,

I decide to

take an inventory of my body…

…I feel like I am on a soft bed,

I barely wiggle my fingers and toes;

all of them

seem to be okay…

…the air around me

is a warm room temperature…

I take in a slow shallow breath,

to be unnoticed…

I think I’ll slowly open my eyes,

ever so slightly,

so that

if any one

is watching me now,

hopefully,

they will not know

that I am awakening…

So,

I'm

laying down flat on a bed looking up,

I see...an opulent ceiling with

chandeliers,

and the noises around me…

are pulsating rhythmic beats…

I figure that I am in a

huge harem

mansion

in the desert

with many belly

dancers

all around!

Taking my hand, I slowly

feel for the Baby Tooth Pendant,

around my neck…

and to my amazement…it’s still there!…

...along with another small pendant…

that holds the Sword!…

So far…so good,

I have Sword Protection,

and

I have Baby Tooth Direction!

I open my eyes up all of the way

and sit my body up on my elbows

and look around…

it is a Harem…full of

beautiful wiggling belly

dancers…

and we’re probably

in the middle of the desert

in this tall and wild tent

with debauchery all around….

I turn to another direction,

and I see tables

full of food and drink…

and more nubile and agile

dancers!

I move to the edge of the bed

and lift my self to stand up.

In a loose-fitting, flowing gown,

and some easy-feeling slippers

with the toe parts curving up,

with small things

at the tips of

both shoes,

I slowly walk over to the table…

And

I remind myself that

I am

just a guest here…

and that things can

turn deadly

in a moment’s notice!...

It feels inside of me like

I am going to meet the person

who runs this place

sooner than later…

…I reach out my left hand,

and pick up a

rich-looking glass goblet,

and put it under the running liquid

in an ornate, gold fountain…

But before any of the liquid

can fall into the glass,

so that I can quench

my currently very deep thirst,

one of the writhing dancers

bumps me with her

ample and undeniable hips…

I turn my head her way…

she is seductively sashaying…

and she has sharp and hypnotic eyes

that look like there is

something scary behind them

and that

she should be kept at a distance,

and maybe even feared.

She sensually writhes her arms

in waves

and

ends her movements

by artfully pointing to something

that is behind me…

It’s almost like

I don’t want to,

but...

I turn around, and…!

I see a person

dressed almost like me

in an opulently flowing gown,

but that face…

…his…

…his face

repeatedly

changes quickly

into another face…

…and some of those faces…

…belong to the people I know…

It then opens a

mouth-like opening and speaks,

”You have done well to still

have the Dentite Tooth intact and in Prime Condition!…

But,

while other forces

would rather you destroy the Tooth,

which will upset the balance of things…

…I, on the other hand…

…I implore you to proffer

that Primary One to me!...

so that the Destiny of the Historic Set

can heretofore

be Gloriously

Cemented!…and

I shall…

attain my Rightful Place...forever!

Now, quick, you!...

Give me the The Last Secret Twentieth Dentite!

It took three million years

to magically mix,

biologically engineer,

and collect the

other 19 of them!”

Now,

the speed of his

changing faces quickens…

“Tooth Sayer!”, he barks

with a serious and deep

vocal earthshaking rumble,

“Give it! And I'll share Power with you…

…Or...

...I take it…and you shall End!"...

As a second or two of silence passes,

everyone’s eyes in the room

are transfixed on us.

I look around,

wide eyed…

“You’re taking too long Tooth Sayer,"

the man says impatiently...

"I’m making your mind up

for you now!” he warns

with a table-shaking growl...

"Part Man, part Monster...

It’s a

"Manster,"

I say to myself...

The Manster now takes

one of his hands

and grabs

the sword handle

on his side.

The Manster

now pulls it out of the sheath

slowly…

but it’s long…

too long…

Almost five extra feet long!...

Now,

I take a deep gulp,

and feel that something around my neck

is warming up!

I raise my hand

to touch the Tooth and the Sword necklaces…

The Sword 'pops'

from there,

and becomes long...and it

levitates out in front of me,

to my left side,

blade up, shiny, and ready!

I grip the sword well,

as if shaking the hand

of an old dear friend,

then I

quickly whip it

in two small

wrist flips…

putting all of the People here

on notice, too!

“Where are the other Nineteen Teeth,

and what kind of Power will they

all bring

once they are

together?,”

the Dentist asks...

“You question me,

the Powerful One?,”

the Manster blurts out,

“They’re protected in another Dimensional Set,

almost like the one,

from which you just came!...

...Hear this, Tooth Sayer,

I give you this one chance!

Give it up, now!"

...

I tell myself,

"I must attack to win…

and I must not hesitate…

even if I see the face

of a Family Member

on this 'Humanoid Manster!'"

Now,

they each gain

their fighting stances,

indicating their mutual Dangerousness.

The Dentist tries to switch hands

and use the mighty Sword

with his right hand,

his dominant hand…

…but every time he tries to

toss the sword to his right hand,

the sword jumps back to the left,

and each time,

the Dentist follows up

by taking a deadly swing!...

Some of the dancers now

take out darts and swords

from their hair

and waists

and throw them at the Dentist…

Now, the Doctor,

swinging 360 degrees around,

with blurry-quick

and renewed vigor,

and with much big help

from His Sword Mate,

slaps each dart and dagger

back to the women

that threw them,

causing them to fall hurt.

...

Other dancers

and some guys

now

take up swords and other arms,

so now

the Dentist must fight

people all around him,

while running between tables and

knocking

over chairs!

What's this!...

The fountain is knocked over

and

what he thought was

Wonderous Quenching Water,

is really a Vile, Super Caustic,

and burning

Acid,

because it starts sizzling

against anything it touches.….

In this Violent and Deadly Fight,

every time

he slashes

one of the belly dancers, they

disappear!

And this keeps happening

until only the

Manster

and the Dentist

are the only ones left!...

Now they both

dig in their stances,

like Samauri...

looking to end this

Biggest Of All Battles!

Then,

the Dentist

takes the

Offense and

Surges a Supercharged Spirit

into his Sword...

which shakes and startles

all of the Land

around!...

And they battle for

Three Days

and Three Nights!

and the Weather is

terrible...

...like it is participating too...

but...

at the End

of the Third Night....!

...

The Dentist's Sword,

between Blows,

seems to

give off

Jolts of 'Electrical Magic!'...

And Helps Him Swing

to make the

'Red Stuff'

start coming Out!...Which makes

the Dentist

Fight

...Even Harder...

...Forcing more

Deep

and Deadly

'End Cuts!'

And with this

Supposed

Battle Over...

...the Dentist thinks.

"I know that

this is

Not the Last!"

So now, He

Counts his Blessings and takes Stock

during a rarely-nice

Ocean View...

...But...

...right at that Moment...

An Evil King Rises extremely Tall

out of the

'Deluging Water,' and says

..."You are Coming with Me!"

And then...as You can Probably guess...

The Dentist and his Sword,

and the Tooth...

...go 'Poof!'

...

Oh Boy!...

After disappearing in a

'Cloud of Disappearing Dust,' ,

the Dentist

sees himself

transporting

somewhere...

And while he

is in transit,

he has the Presence of Mind to

grab at

the Energy Aura

surrounding this latest 'Thing,'

and he

puts some of it

in his Pocket!

Now,

this

'Transmanifestation'

says,

"I know about, and need,

the Baby Tooth that

I know you possess!"

The Dentist,

who is still reeling

from the Trans Dimensional Voyage,

opens his eyes and sees

the environment of

this 'Thing!'

"I need it Now!,

barks the 'Thing!'

Then, the

'Transmutated Dentist,'

in the New Dimension,

responds,

"No, you'll never get it!"...Then the Dentist's

very being,

all the way down to his

atoms and molecules,

gains the Power to

grab some of the 'Aural Energy'

out of his pocket,

and he wills

himself to

leave this place,

but, before he

takes off,

he stabs his sword

into the floor of

the

'Dimensional Realm'

make it so that the

'Ugly Thing'

can't follow him!

Now,

he is traveling through

Universes

at a Fast Clip,

and he wishes,

"I hope that

I can get back to the

first

Four Dimensions of

Length, Width, Depth, and

Time,

because

that's

where I'm from!...

I want to go back

to Earth!"

As he hurtles through the

Known and Unknown

Laws of Physics,

he comes upon a

'Glowing Gaseous Substrate!'

"Won't you please

pause your Journey

just for a while," says

this Being...

"Yes, you'll just love our

Universe," says

another, but it seems that

the Dentist

can't

Stop!

So,

as he

traverses

and more

of the

Dimensional Domains,

with his Sword and

the Baby Tooth,

where

will He End Up?

Love Toothbrush®

"Your determination and your God...

...will

help you succeed!"

On your Dangerous and Arduous Journey, don't get

'Caught Slipping'!

Truer Words have never been spoken!

HSR!...Are

you paying Attention?

He should be!

Because during the post,

"Hey, Man!...Why’d You Get Socked...

...In The Mouth? Part 1.,"

as a practicing

USC

DENTIST

AS HE GAZES OUT

OF THE

PANORAMIC PATIO...

OF THE SUPER-TALL

BUILDING...

HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH...

AND LOOKS OUT

FAR INTO THE DISTANCE…AND

SEES A STUNNING SEA...

...WITH CLOUDS

COLORIFICALLY AT PLAY...

AND HE STARTS TO IMAGINE…

...SOMETHING…THAT

HE HASN’T

THOUGHT OF BEFORE…

...YOU KNOW...

...BREAKING

'NEW MENTAL GROUND'...

...

...BUT...

...THAT WAS YESTERDAY!

AND TODAY...

IS VERY DIFFERENT!

...

HIGH ATOP HIS

'PERCH OF

HUMANITY,'

HSR SEES DANGERS AHEAD!

'ALMOST CATEGORY 6'

HURRICANE

IS COMING

HIS WAY...

...TODAY!

AND IT'S NOT SOME

'FUN-TO-PLAY'

ALGORTHIM GRAPHIC...

...THIS IS REAL...

...AND NOW!...

TALL WAVES,

LIKE NEVER

SEEN

BEFORE

ARE HEADING HIS WAY!

...AND THE

STORM SURGE

RELENTLESS!

TV REPORTERS ON

THE GROUND

ARE IN TROUBLE!

AND THERE IS

SO MUCH MORE...

'EXTRA WATER!'

OH NO!...

...HOUSE IS GONE!...

AND THE WIND!...

OMGOSH!

...THIS HAS

TO STOP!...

WATER IS

COMING OUT OF THIS

4TH STORY WINDOW!

SUBWAYS ARE

FLOODING AND

PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO

NAVIGATE

TO

SAFETY!

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE

TAKE SOME OF

THIS

WATER AWAY

FROM HERE!

AND THERE'S MORE

WIND AND MORE...

OMGOSH...

WATER...

AND MORE,

AND

EVEN MORE!

NOW,

THERE'S

FLOTSAM

ALL IN

THE STREETS!

HEY...

FIND A LITTLE FUN...

WHILE YOU CAN!...

BUT WAIT!...

HSR TURNS TO THE RIGHT

AND SEES OUT OF

THE WINDOW,

THE RESULTING CLASHING

OF WARM WET

AIR MIXING WITH A SOLID

COLD MASS OF AIR

PRODUCING MANY

TERRIBLE TORNADOS!

AND IN ANOTHER PART OF OUR LAND

HSR SEES

CONFLAGRATIONS

IN THE FORESTS AND IN THE

CITIES LIKE NEVER

BEFORE!

NOW,

MORE TO THE RIGHT,

HSR SEES LOTS OF

HAIL COMING DOWN,

PLUS...

...THERE'S LOTS OF

SNOW

EVERYWHERE, AND PEOPLE ARE

STUCK AND

WHOLE CITIES ARE

PARALYZED!

AND FURTHER

TO THE RIGHT...

...THERE'S A

3 TO 4 DAY SAND STORM!

"PLEASE!' THINKS HSR,

"NO MORE CATASTROPHIES!"

BUT,

MOTHER NATURE IS

NOT QUITE THROUGH YET!...

IN ANOTHER AREA,

'SEISMIC SHIFTING'

IS IN FULL SWING!...WITH

SMOKE AND FIRE

GOING UP,

AND BUILDINGS

GOING