...deliver on Short Runs!
“OMGosh!...I won the chance to
Walk the Red Carpet
after
a Free Body and Teeth Makeover!...
…I can’t believe It!”
“Now that the Snow’s Back…
…I’m Lovin’ it!”
“The Pond in My Backyard is Frozen again!...
…Hip Hip Hooray!”
You and Your
'there aren't many Sleighs out there, but
one may still need Sleigh Insurance'
Smiles
are
counting out the
Premiums!
This
'when things are new, everything feels better'
Episode
is
brought to you by
Sleigh Makers
of the World!
Don't forget to give
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
enough Carrots,
to keep his
Nose
shining Brightly!
That''s right!...
follow the light!...
We're talking to You,
HSR!
You know, folks...
He might get Lost Again
like he did in,
"I Love Her...And I Even Write Poetry About Her
Lovely Smile!...But She Doesn't Even Notice Me!...Part 1.,"
and,
before that,
in,
"Will Your Mouth Catch The New
"Predator Supercavities!?," ...
and do You
REMEMBER THAT?...
WELL, LET ME REMIND YOU,
THAT WAS WHERE
HSR
IS HIP-DEEP
IN THE WHITE STUFF
AND HE'S
LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT
AT 'THE GLOBE'
IN NORDKAPP,
WHICH IS WAY UP
AT THE TOP OF THINGS,
AND...
IT'S WHERE HARD ROCKS
AND STONE
AND SNOW
CLASH FACE TO FACE
WITH
UNFORGIVING,
CAN GET
TOO COLD AND
QUICKLY AND PROBLEMATICALLY
GET DISORIENTED!...
BUT,
ANYWAY,
LAST TIME,
HSR GOT A JUICY SEND OFF
BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
(YOU SHOULD CHECK IT!)
AND HE STARTED
HIS PATH SOUTH,
TOWARD
LAKSELV, ON A
HIGH-TECH SNOWMOBILE!...
AND HSR GETS BRAVE ENOUGH
TO TRY SOME TRICKS!
ON HIS WAY...
AND HE QUICKLY LEARNS
TO STAY ON THE SNOW
AND NOT...
...ON THE WATER!...
BUT
MOSTLY
IT'S JUST QUIET GOING,
EXCEPT FOR WHEN HIS MOBILE
GETS LOOSE AND
LIGHTLY SCRATCHES HIM
UP A BIT
AND
WHEN A MOOSE WANTS TO KNOW
IF HSR HAS A
PEANUT BUTTER
AND JELLY SANDWICH!...
HOWEVER,
JUST BEFORE IT GETS DARK
HE PASSES BY A LADY PLAYING
IN THE SNOW
AND SHE INVITES HSR
TO STAY
AT HER PLACE
SO HE WON'T GET
'FROST-BITE' OVER NIGHT,'
"IF AND ONLY IF
YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO LAKSELV TOMORROW...IS THAT OKAY?"
ASKS THE WOMAN,
AS THEY SHARE
HOT CHOCOLATE AND TREATS,
AND HSR SAYS
"YES,
I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO LAKSELV TOMORROW!"...
AND
THEY TELL EACH OTHER
STORIES AT FIRST
BY THE WARM FIREPLACE, AND
EVENTUALLY,
THEY CALL IT A NIGHT,
BUT WHEN TOMORROW COMES
SHE ASKS, "WOULD YOU WANT TO
JUST RELAX MORE TODAY
AND JUST GO TOMORROW?"
"SURE...LET'S...!" SMILES
HSR AS HE STRETCHES...
BUT...
THEN...
IT SNOWS TOO MUCH
TO TRAVEL
FOR
THREE MORE DAYS!...
AND ON THE FOURTH DAY
THEY FINALLY HEAD ON OUT TO LAKSELV
AND ON THE WAY,
THEY PASS BY SOME HARD-CORE SURVIVALISTS
AND SOME KIDS PLAYING
IN THE SNOW
AND ANOTHER
TRYING TO
MAKE A SNOWMAN!...
"LAKSELV IS
JUST DOWN THIS ROAD,"
...AND THEY STOP BY A HOTEL/DINER
AND SHE SAYS, "HSR, HERE!"
AND THEY
SLOPPILY KISS IN THE SNOW
AND HSR SAYS,
"I HAVE SOMETHING THAT
I WANT TO GIVE YOU!"...
SO,
HE
BENDS OVER
AND REACHES INTO A BAG...
AND HE TURNS AROUND
TO GIVE HER...
...WAIT!... SHE'S GONE!
...JUST LIKE THAT!
"MAN, SHE IS TOO SWEET...
...BUT...
...WHAT CAN I DO?" LAMENTS HSR...
"I GUESS I'LL JUST
GET A BITE TO EAT!"
HE SAYS,
SORT OF FEELING LOW...
NOW,
HE GOES INTO
THE RESTAURANT
AND
A WAITRESS ASKS
HIM FOR HIS ORDER...
WHICH REMINDS HSR
OF WHAT
HE LIKED AS A KID
SO,
HIS ORDER IS PROCESSED,
AND
A WAITRESS COMES BY
AFTER HIS MEAL AND TELLS HIM,
"YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU'RE INTO
'BODY PHYSICS!'...
...WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT
THE ANNUAL
JUDO/JUJITSU EVENT
DOWN THE STREET?"
"I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE MY GI!...
...I THINK I WILL...THANKS!,"
REPLIES HSR...
THEN,
HE WALKS ON OVER
TO THE GYM
DOWN THE STREET
AND
THERE'S A LONG LINE OF
FREEZING PEOPLE
BUT
A GUY COMES UP TO HIM
AND SAYS,
"I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR GI...
...YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE!"
SO,
THEY WALK INTO THE
'COMBAT PLACE,'
AND PEOPLE OF ALL AGES ARE
'GETTING DOWN'...
...SERIOUSLY!
NOW,
HSR DAYDREAMS BACK
TO WHEN HE WAS AT A
SUMO TOURNAMENT!
AND THE CROWD WENT
'EARTHQUAKE CRAZY!'...
BUT, HERE... THEY ARE DOING STUFF
LIKE THIS!
AND THIS
...WHOA!
"GO AHEAD AND GET DRESSED
AND WARMED UP!"
SAYS THE USHER TO HSR..
NOW, HE SEES
SOME PEOPLE WORKING OUT AND
GETTING SWEATY AND...
MAKING OTHER PEOPLE...
HAVE DOUBTS..."LIKE ME!" THINKS HSR!...
"OMG! AND THIS PERSON
AIN'T PLAYIN'
'UNBREAKABLE GUARD!'
AFTER THE MATCH,
SHE COMES UP TO HSR AND SAYS,
HELLO THERE, YOU GLADIATOR!...
...AFTER THE TOURNAMENT,
I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO
GET OUT OF MY GUARD
IF YOU WANT?"
AND HSR SMLES, "SURE!"
THEN,
HSR LOOKS AT HIS NEXT OPPONENT...OMG!...REALLY!...
AND THIS WOMAN HAS JUST BEEN
'THRASHING'
THE COMPETITION...
...I MEAN...
...'ROYALLY'...
...AND NOW,
SHE SETS HER 6 FOOT 7,
310 POUND EYES
ON...(GULP!)...
...HSR
AND SHE
GOES,
"AAARRRGGGG!...
COME ON...AND...
'MAKE MY DAY,' BOY!'"
NOW,
HSR STARTS TO CRY,
"I THINK I MAY NEED
TO MAKE A
QUICK RESERVATION
AT THE
...OH NO!...
.......
BUT...
AFTER THAT...
...THEY START THEIR WAY
ONTO
...HER PLACE!...
AND,
SOME OF THE PLACES
IN LAKSELV
LOOK
LIKE
AND WHEN THEY
GET INSIDE,
THEY 'FRESHEN UP,'
AND SHE
TENDS TO
HIS SORE 'ARMBARRED'
ELBOW,
AND AFTER SOME
DELICIOUS
FOOD,
AND SOME
'GIGGLING SOFA TALK'
SHE ASKS
HIM,
"I CAN SHOW YOU
HOW TO
'GET OUT OF MY GUARD'
NOW"...
AND HSR SAYS,
OKAY...MAYBE...JUST ONCE!"
...
NOW SHE SAYS,
"REMEMBER HOW WE WERE IN A
'TIGHT' GUARD POSITION?"
"YES," SAYS HSR...
NEXT, SHE POPS IN A CD TUTORIAL AND SAYS,
"HERE, I SEE A PLAYER
GAIN AN ADVANTAGE
TO ONE SIDE,
THEN,
SAYS HSR...
"WELL, THAT'S
ABOUT 50 MILES SOUTH FROM HERE...YOU SHOULD
REST UP
BEFORE YOU HEAD ON
OUT."
SO HSR RESTS
AS MUCH AS HE CAN
AND HE LEAVES HER PLACE
IN THE EARLY
MORNING AND
..."WHOA!...
...WHAT A SUNRISE,"
AS HE
MAKES SOME GOOD TIME...
AND HE PASSES SOME
BE ON TOP OF THE WORLD!...
AND WHILE HE
KEEPS GOING...
IT' STARTS TO GET
'HOWLING COLD'
OUTSIDE!
NOW,
SHE TURNS ON THE HEATER
AND THE COFFEE MAKER AND
THE FOOD COOKER
AND THE TV, AND
HSR ASKS HER ,
"AM I LUCKY
OR BLESSED OR
WHATEVER,
THAT WE
FOUND
EACH OTHER?"
AND SHE SMILES BACK,
"IT SEEMS LIKE
YOU CAN...TAKE YOUR PICK!"
"Is Something waiting for You...
...just around the corner!"
So,
one day, Olah Orala, D.D.S.
just happens to be
flying by the North Pole,
and he decides to give his Buddy,
Santa Claus, a call…
"I'll meet you Home
in just a minute," says Santa,
as he and his Reindeer
come in for
a landing...
And after
Doctor Orala
lands his
Personal Jet,
he meets with
Santa in the
Christmas Tree Room...
Now Santa smiles, "Good to see you
Old buddy
and
all of My Teeth are still doing just Fine!”
“That’s good to hear,”
says the Doctor,
“but looking at your sleigh right here…
...it looks like it has a
whole bunch of miles...and decades
on it!”…
“You’re right about that,” smiles Santa,
“it’s been so long!”
Now,
Doctor Olah Orala thinks and says,
“I’ve had so many
New Billionaires retaining Me for $300,000 a year,
Emergency Only,
with a guaranteed ‘Extremely Rapid Response Rate,’
should I be needed at the 'Drop of a Hat,'
that, I want to say,
“Santa, Go ahad and Splurge…on a new Sleigh…
...or...any variation thereof!...""
"Well, thanks, Olah!...I'll see what's
out there!"
So, they
sit and chat and shoot the breeze a
while longer,
then the Doctor, gets an
emergency call... "Brother Santa,
It looks like
I'm needed in Madagascar!...You know
that I'm going to stop by again
when I can!"
"Sure, Doctor Orala, and I'll
let you know what
New Sleigh I get!"
"Sure Thing, Buddy!" says the Doctor,
as he
goes to Antananarivo...which
is almost on the other side
of the world!...
So, Santa gets online
and he sees some things
that look nice,
but, some are
impractical
for an
around the World Jaunt!
So, he goes in town,
and some salesmen are trying
to make him
buy
a
Jet Hoverboard,
and a
way-out
Scooter,
and even
an
amazing
...A Custom
Helicopter?...Whoa!...
And Next to it
is
the Mother of all Digital
Sleighs?
"What's this
New World coming to?" asks
Santa,
as he smiles and says 'Thanks' and
almost walks out...but the guy says,
Let me just show you
one more Choice...it's
a Family Heirloom, but no one
wants it!"
"Okay," says Santa as
he follows the guy back to a warehouse...
"Santa, I've got two things
to show you!"...
..."This right here can get you around the
Globe
'Supersonically Fast!'
"And what's the other Choice," asks Santa...
"The other Choice is this...
with a Heater and Headlights
and sturdy Reindeer Hookups!"
"I'll Take it!...and...
Please deliver it
Immediately!" smiles an ecstatic Santa!
Now,
the sales man,
after signing the papers,
does a song
and
Dance!
Now, as Santa is about to leave,
the Salesperson says,
"That Santa Jet is Made for you, though, Sir, and
please come back for a Test Drive!"
So, as
Santa takes the New Sleigh
out for
May you have many...
...Smiles!
“I picked this Battle-Ready Suit
up in the
Tooth Fairy Section of the
Winge Institute’s Student Store!”
“Something’s Wrong!...I can’t get to the teeth now…
...I’m Outta Here!”
“Oh No!...
...I’m Falling from the
Maxillary to the Mandibular!”
"Doesn't that Bacteria,
carious predatorus wingeulus,
ever stop Dividing?"
“Stop!...
...Who’s following Me?...
Oh, Hi, Doctor Report…These Gingival Trenches...are particularly Dangerous!...
What?...
…You just eliminated 12 of the Enemy
who were stalking my rear?
...Well, Thanks!...
When we get back to Base
for some R and R,
I’ll
...buy you some rounds at the Canteen!”
Dental Bacteriologists just discovered that
the
Predator Supercavities Microorganism
has just genetically altered itself to
join up in ‘Long Chains of Undefeatable Destruction!
“I used this the last Time
those
“Please...
...choose the Sugary Snacks!...
…No Vegetables…
...Please!...”
