Friday, November 29, 2019

“This Is What Happens…When…I Go...To An... Office Christmas Party…With…My 'Brand New'…Smile!”…Part 1...

"Hi, Hollywood!...OMGosh!...I Just Got...My New...Veneers!...And...Wow!...They...


...Even Taste Good!




















































































































"We may get

'Lulled' into a

False sense of

Security with our

Daily routines,

but...


...just remember that


Each New Day is...


...'Uncharted Territory!'



















































































































"I Really Like

Wearing the Outfits for the Seasons!...

...and...


...especially for this Time!...


so that I can 


Express My 'Versatilities'

In


...'Climate-Centered Fashion Statements!'"























































"So, Doctor Report!...

...You're telling Me

that

You Now know

Why

there are no

'Repeating Digits'


in the Number of Pi!...

..and...


that's because

a Circle...

...has no beginning...  


...and No End?...

...Okay!"...













































































All We need

is a little more

Wind

for it to start turning,


...and then...










































































"After getting to know You

A 'Good Bit,'

You're not Like

what some


Girls told Me At All!"



































































"My Dear Santa!...

The Sleigh Mechanic

is on Her Way Over

to


Give It the

500,000 Mile Service!"


























































































"Wait!...I gotta take a 'Step Back!'...

...Who...


...is that...

...With Hollywood!





































































"What!...You say that

Hollywood's


gonna have a

New Year's Party?...

Well,


...I'm Marking My Calendar!"






















































































"Hi, People!...

...How do

You Like My

Christmas Outfit?



It came with

this

Free Bubble Gum!"
































































You and Your

'I really like seeing my Extended Family


during the Holidays'

Smiles

are

having Such Fun!






































































Your 'Ho Ho Ho' Episode for

Today is Giftfully

brought to you by


Some of Santa's Best Helpers!































































"OMG!"...

...I wrapped up all of These Presents...and...

I have the Wrong Name on

two of Them...Oh What Shall I Do!"...




Aww, Man...

after all that work!...Well...

...Some People may

just let it go...and...let

the 'Chips,' or Presents...

Fall where they May!




And the 'Chips' always fall where

They May, especially where

that 'Bad Boy' HSR is concerned!

Do You remember how

'The Chips fell during

"I Love Her...And I Even Write Poetry About Her 

Lovely Smile!...But She Doesn't Even Notice Me!...Part 1.,"


and,

before that,

in,

"Will Your Mouth Catch The New 


"Predator Supercavities!?," ...

and do You

REMEMBER THAT?...

WELL, LET ME REMIND YOU,

THAT WAS WHERE

HSR

IS HIP-DEEP

IN THE WHITE STUFF


AND HE'S

LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT

AT 'THE GLOBE'


IN NORDKAPP,


WHICH IS WAY UP

AT THE TOP OF THINGS,

AND...

IT'S WHERE HARD ROCKS

AND STONE

AND SNOW


CLASH FACE TO FACE

WITH


UNFORGIVING,


SUBZERO WATERS,

WHERE EVEN THE CREATURES IN THERE

CAN GET 


TOO COLD AND


QUICKLY AND PROBLEMATICALLY

GET DISORIENTED!...

BUT,

ANYWAY,

LAST TIME,

HSR GOT A JUICY SEND OFF

BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

(YOU SHOULD CHECK IT!)

AND HE STARTED

HIS PATH SOUTH,

TOWARD


LAKSELV, ON A

HIGH-TECH SNOWMOBILE!...


AND HSR GETS BRAVE ENOUGH

TO TRY SOME TRICKS!


ON HIS WAY...

AND HE QUICKLY LEARNS

TO STAY ON THE SNOW


AND NOT...

...ON THE WATER!...

BUT

MOSTLY

IT'S JUST QUIET GOING,

EXCEPT FOR WHEN HIS MOBILE


GETS LOOSE AND

LIGHTLY SCRATCHES HIM

UP A BIT

AND

WHEN A MOOSE WANTS TO KNOW

IF HSR HAS A


PEANUT BUTTER

AND JELLY SANDWICH!...



HOWEVER,

JUST BEFORE IT GETS DARK

HE PASSES BY A LADY PLAYING

IN THE SNOW


AND SHE INVITES HSR

TO STAY

AT HER PLACE


SO HE WON'T GET

'FROST-BITE' OVER NIGHT,'

"IF AND ONLY IF

YOU GIVE ME A RIDE TO LAKSELV TOMORROW...IS THAT OKAY?"


ASKS THE WOMAN,

AS THEY SHARE

HOT CHOCOLATE AND TREATS,

AND HSR SAYS

"YES,

I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU TO LAKSELV TOMORROW!"...

AND

THEY TELL EACH OTHER

STORIES AT FIRST


BY THE WARM FIREPLACE, AND


EVENTUALLY,

THEY CALL IT A NIGHT,

BUT WHEN TOMORROW COMES

SHE ASKS, "WOULD YOU WANT TO

JUST RELAX MORE TODAY

AND JUST GO TOMORROW?"


"SURE...LET'S...!" SMILES

HSR AS HE STRETCHES...

BUT...

THEN...

THREE MORE DAYS PASS BY...

AND ON THE FOURTH DAY

THEY FINALLY HEAD ON OUT TO LAKSELV


AND ON THE WAY,

THEY PASS BY SOME HARD-CORE SURVIVALISTS


AND SOME KIDS PLAYING


IN THE SNOW

AND ANOTHER

TRYING TO

MAKE A SNOWMAN!...


"LAKSELV IS

JUST DOWN THIS ROAD,"


SAYS HSR'S FRIEND...



...AND THEY STOP BY A HOTEL/DINER


TO GRAB A BITE

AND SHE SAYS, "HSR, HERE!"

AND THEY


SLOPPILY KISS IN THE SNOW

AND HSR SAYS,

"I HAVE SOMETHING THAT

I WANT TO GIVE YOU!"...

SO,

HE

BENDS OVER

AND REACHES INTO A BAG...

AND HE TURNS AROUND

TO GIVE HER...

...WAIT!... SHE'S GONE!


...JUST LIKE THAT!

"MAN, SHE IS TOO SWEET...

...BUT...

...WHAT CAN I DO?" LAMENTS HSR...


"I GUESS I'LL JUST

GET A BITE TO EAT!"

HE SAYS,

SORT OF FEELING LOW...



NOW,

HE GOES INTO

THE RESTAURANT

AND

A WAITRESS ASKS


HIM FOR HIS ORDER...

WHICH REMINDS HSR

OF WHAT

HE LIKED AS A KID


SO,

HIS ORDER IS PROCESSED,

AND

A WAITRESS COMES BY

AFTER HIS MEAL AND TELLS HIM,

"YOU LOOK LIKE

YOU'RE INTO

'BODY PHYSICS!'...


...WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT

THE ANNUAL

JUDO/JUJITSU EVENT

DOWN THE STREET?"




"I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE MY GI!...

...I THINK I WILL...THANKS!,"

REPLIES HSR...



THEN,

HE WALKS ON OVER

TO THE GYM

DOWN THE STREET

AND

THERE'S A LONG LINE OF

FREEZING PEOPLE


BUT

A GUY COMES UP TO HIM

AND SAYS,

"I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR GI...

...YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE!"




SO,

THEY WALK INTO THE

'COMBAT PLACE,'


AND PEOPLE OF ALL AGES ARE

'GETTING DOWN'...



...SERIOUSLY!



NOW,

HSR DAYDREAMS BACK

TO WHEN HE WAS AT A

SUMO TOURNAMENT!


AND THE CROWD WENT

'EARTHQUAKE CRAZY!'...




BUT, HERE... THEY ARE DOING STUFF

LIKE THIS!


AND THIS


...WHOA!




"GO AHEAD AND GET DRESSED

AND WARMED UP!"

SAYS THE USHER TO HSR..




NOW, HE SEES

SOME PEOPLE WORKING OUT AND


GETTING SWEATY AND...

MAKING OTHER PEOPLE...


HAVE DOUBTS..."LIKE ME!" THINKS HSR!...




"OMG! AND THIS PERSON

AIN'T PLAYIN'


EITHER!"  






"HEY, HANDSOME!...I HOPE 

THAT

I GET MATCHED 

WITH YOU!," 

SAYS THIS


LADY!...AND... 

...WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT!

THEY BOTH ARE SELECTED FOR THE NEXT BOUT...

WHICH ENDS IN A TIE...


BECAUSE OF HER

'UNBREAKABLE GUARD!'





OKAY...SO...

AFTER THE MATCH,

SHE COMES UP TO HSR AND SAYS,


HELLO THERE, YOU GLADIATOR!...

...AFTER THE TOURNAMENT,

I CAN SHOW YOU HOW TO

GET OUT OF MY GUARD

IF YOU WANT?"




AND HSR SMLES, "SURE!"

THEN,

HSR LOOKS AT HIS NEXT OPPONENT...OMG!...REALLY!...



AND THIS WOMAN HAS JUST BEEN

'THRASHING'

THE COMPETITION...

...I MEAN...

...'ROYALLY'...

...AND NOW,

SHE SETS HER  6 FOOT 7,

310 POUND EYES

ON...(GULP!)...

...HSR

AND SHE

GOES,


"AAARRRGGGG!...

COME ON...AND...

'MAKE MY DAY,' BOY!'"



NOW,

HSR STARTS TO CRY,

"I THINK I MAY NEED

TO MAKE A

QUICK RESERVATION

 AT THE


NEAREST HOSPITAL!...

...OH NO!...



.......




 SO...

THEY BOTH 

BOW ON THE MAT

AND START 

RANDORI, AND

THE WOMAN IS 

SO OVERPOWERING THAT

SHE ENDS THE MATCH VERY QUICKLY

BY 'APPLYING'

A 'NO-ESCAPING'

AND LIGHTNING-FAST



ARMBAR!...WHICH MAKES

HSR PAINFULLY

'ZAP'


TAP OUT!...



NOW...HE'S ALL BEAT UP AND

HIS ARM REALLY HURTS,

BUT,

HIS FIRST OPPONENT


COMES BY AND SAYS,

"SIR...YOU ARE WELCOME TO

COME BY MY PLACE 

AND 

REST SOME,

IN THIS SNOW,

IF YOU'D LIKE!"




SO HSR, GETS HIS

SNOW MOBILE READY...BUT...


HE 'REVS IT TOO MUCH...

...TOO SOON!...




BUT...

AFTER THAT...

...THEY START THEIR WAY

ONTO



...HER PLACE!...




AND,

SOME OF THE PLACES

IN LAKSELV

LOOK

LIKE


NOWHERE ELSE!



...AND THEY PASS BY

SOME UNUSUAL



LANDFORMS...

...AND A


LAKE,

AND BETWEEN


SOME MOUNTAINS!...

AND THEY ARE FINALLY THERE!


AND WHEN THEY

GET INSIDE,

THEY 'FRESHEN UP,'

AND SHE

TENDS TO

HIS SORE 'ARMBARRED'

ELBOW,

AND AFTER SOME

DELICIOUS


FOOD,

AND SOME

'GIGGLING SOFA TALK'


SHE ASKS



HIM,

"I CAN SHOW YOU

HOW TO

'GET OUT OF MY GUARD'

NOW"...



AND HSR SAYS,

OKAY...MAYBE...JUST ONCE!"








































































































Love Toothbrush®                                 




































































































































"To buy all of those Presents, I'm going to need a


 'Lotta Money!'"































































“Hey Y’all ,

...'Limme' Show You!...

...I just 


got some 

'New, Shiny, 

and White'

Dental Veneers!...


...all the Way 


Across My Mouth 

from My Dentist, 

Doctor Patricia Periodont

…And…I just Love Them!...

I just keep Looking  in

My Mirror


to check how good They Look!

And...

...These Veneers are making an Impact 

Right Now!...



 ...I just got them Cemented 

and Finished!...and...OMGosh!...

Now, I profusely Thank the Doctor,

And I tell Her that I will 


"See Ya Soon!"



Next...

...as I go into the Waiting Room 

to leave,

 I hear this Teenager 

say to her Mom, 

Mom!...I want...

...Teeth Like Hers!”  



Okay!...Wow!... 


So, now...

I leave My 'Dental Home' 

and 

walk down the Street to the 

Café and then to the Car!...

...And ‘Right off the Bat!’…This Guy

says,


"OMGosh!...Lady!...Where have

You been all My Life?...

...Can I Bring


you Home to Meet My Mom?"




"Whoa!...That was Original!...

...Then next,

this Lady stops me on the Street and

asks Me,


"Hey Sweetie...You look so good...that...

I'd like to know if 

you want to 

go with me

to my


Ocean Resort for 

a week

and just


'Hang out at the Beach?"



I tell Her,

Thanks!...That Sounds inviting,

But...I can't!...Sorry!"





Then,

I pass by this

Construction Site and

these guys are whistling and

'comparing notes'

after


I walk by them!"



"Okay...after that...I sit down in this

Coffee Shop,

and this Man comes and sits down

across from me

and just



stares at me!...




...I guess he likes my New

'Icy


Mineralistic Chiclets!'



Next, 

as I leave,

this Guy stops Me

and Asks,

"Hi There, Miss!...I'm a Talent 

Agent, and

I'd


really like to

'Represent You!'"




All I do, 

in that case,

is 

Smile some of

My 'Fresh High Beam Lights' on Him,

and say,

Thanks for the Offer, Sir!"



Then, 

as I open the door to leave...

this Woman says

nothing

but 

She 'Speaks


Volumes' 

with her

'Jealous Eyes!'...



Now, 

I have  had 'Haters'

before 

I got My New Teeth,

and,

I just have to 


get use to

more of it!...because...

...that's not Likely To Stop!...




So, as I get

closer to my car,

I see My Friend 


Shiela, and she says,

"Hey, Girl!...I see that 

You Got Your 

Expensive Veneers!...I'll

give it to You...

...You're Looking Great! And

You 


'Betta' get use to 

all the 

'New Attention' 

Comin' Your Way!...Well, where You off to Now?" 



"Oh," I say, "I'm just 

going to 

see 'My Love!'...that's All!"




"We'll talk Later," says Shiela...




Now, I'm just about to get

into my


Car, when this 

Other Lady just


'Looks Me Up and Down..and...then...Up Again!'





"Well, It looks Like 

My Life has 

forever

'Changed for the Better'...despite 

what others may think!




"Now,

I just want to get 


home

and Be with


My Man!"





So, I get home and

He Loves My New Smile!...And He asks,

"So, Your Office is 

having a 

Christmas Party Tonight, right?"




"Yes!...Let's get ready for it in 

a while, Mkay?," I suggest.




But...when we finally 

get there,

...there are some People 

getting into

Some


 'Serious 


Spirits!'



But..I'm not worried...

...and... 

...I'm even a little more 

'Emboldened' 

because

of the 'Thrill of 

My


New Grill,' 

that,

I'm 'Ready for Anything' Now!...

And... 

They can...

..."Bring it On, Girl!"...













...TO BE CONTINUED!...















































































May you have many...






..."Nature's So Beautiful!...But...



...I need to sit Down!


We...as the Human Race...

...Have the Great Capacity 

to Show Love!...Like...with Our Families!...


But...We also Demonstrate  the

Stern and Strong Will to...


Show Hate and...

...Do War!...


...And...Thus...

It is For ...

...Our Joys and Our Pains...

...That...


...I Shed A ______!"...





..."Doctor Report...Can I Study with

You Tonight for the


Histology Final Tomorrow?"...






..."What?...

...You

want me to do

...What?......


......with that Pumpkin Pie?"...






..."Doctor Report

says that


He has Something 


Very Important to Tell Me...



 ...To My Face!"





...smiles!


















































































"I'd Like for

You to get

Under My Coat with me...

...but...


...there's not enough Room...


...So...  


...Maybe...Later?"...











































































































































"Honest...

...Parents Come Up to Me...

...All the Time!...

...Asking...


..."Can I be Their Child's

...Tooth Fairy!"

























































































..."Hi!...

...I'm Santa Claus' Son's Girlfriend...  

...and...  

...He 


...Invited Me over for Dinner!"...
































































































Meanwhile...Back At ThePlace Where 

You Do As You're Told And...   




































































































































Dental Hygiene Wars!


























































































































































"This seems

like a

Lot Of Work!...

...But...



































...It gets the Job Done!"...




































"Vampire Report...

Gave My Neck...

...All That He Could!...

...And


He Left...

...My Favorite Roses!"





































“Yes!...And I have a 


‘One Track Mind,’ too!"










































"As You can See!...

...I Don't

take any



...Mess!























"Tell The Troops

that

We Won

This Battle!...And Now...

...We're...



Heading Back for Some 'R and R!"


















































"I'm Graduating from

The Winge Institute Tomorrow!...And...

I Still have as much


'Enthusiasm' as I

had on My 

First Day!




















































"As a

Student at the

Winge Institute

I am encouraged by 

The Faculty to

'Dream Up'

Possible Formulations 

of Mouth Rinses

that May


...'Partially Obviate 

the Need...for Toothbrushing!"








































"My Favorite Classes in School, 

are when 

I get a Chance to...  


...Sit Next To Doctor Report!"
















































"Don't Be Surprised!...But...

...I'm...


...Swimming in

Your Mouth...Right Now!"








































































































The 'Tree Of Love'

often 

looks like

the


'Tree of Life!'






























































































































































































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