....Every Year!...
"Oh Mighty Wind!...
Take Me
into Your Arms!...
...and...
Lean Me Back!...
You are a
'Strong and Shifting
Force'
each and Every Day!...
I never Know where
You Come From
and
I never know
Where You Go!...
...But...
...You always
Come Back...To Me!...
"Keeping 'In Touch' with
The Family Is
always Important!...
Genetic Continuity is at Stake!
We Predecessors
are to give
Our Followers...
'Their Best Future Chances!'"
“Hollywood always says that
I’m the
'Best Thing That’s Ever Happened to Him!'...
…And…
...I Just Want To …
…Reinforce That!”
"I'm coming to Terms with
the Concept that
'Even Nothingness,'
Is 'Something!'"
Looking Deep into
Your Eyes,
Hollywood...is...
not for the
'Faint Of Heart!'
It seems like...
...Deep Past Your Eyes...
Things...
"I haven't saved a Family of Turkeys
...but...
I did let a Long Flock of Ducks...
...take Their...
...'Own Sweet Time'...
...Crossing the Street!"
"Hollywood
Rocks Me
Back and Forth!...
...Hollywood
Rocks Me
Back and Forth!"...
"Believe It or Not!...
I can Feel...
What You
You and Your
'I just can't get enough of the Cool and Crispy
Air of Fall'
Smiles
are
playing in the Pile of
Leaves!
Your 'Fall Classic' Episode is brought to You by Your 'Most Frequented'
Restaurant!
Sometimes HSR has Difficulties
'Wrapping His Head'
Around The Problem...
of Preparing
Well... when You
think about it...
...We know Where HSR's
Head is At!...It's Inside a Pumpkin...That's where!...
If They have to use a Saw to get
that off the Head...Be Careful!
But,
This is not a Careful Blog...and...there's this Guy...on this blog...
...the Protagonist of This Blog,
...and
He's not
Careful at All!
And He's
Bumbling, Stumbling, and Mumbling!
...Let's see another 'Glaring Example!....It is
'Documented as Proof'
during the Post
"Turkey Farmers "Ain't Smilin'"
After Thousands Of Turkeys Escape!"
AND BEFORE THAT,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
DURING
AND THERE,
WE FIND THE 11-YEAR-OLD HSR
GETTING OFF OF A
BIG YELLOW SCHOOL BUS...
AND...
IS ABOUT TO WALK
6 MILES THROUGH
THE THICK WOODS
AND DEEP SNOW
IS ABOUT TO WALK
6 MILES THROUGH
THE THICK WOODS
AND DEEP SNOW
TO GET HOME,
AND
HE HAS NO PROBLEM
WITH THIS TREK
BECAUSE HE’S FAMILIAR
WITH ALMOST EVERY TREE
IN THIS BIG FOREST,
BUT ALONG HIS WAY,
HE HEARS SOME SOUNDS,
SO IMMEDIATELY AND INSTINCTIVELY,
HE CROUCHES DOWN NEXT
TO A TREE FOR COVER,
AND
HE SPOTS SOME WOLVES
THAT ARE
'HOT ON THE TRAIL'
OF SOME PREY
AND
HE HAS NO PROBLEM
WITH THIS TREK
BECAUSE HE’S FAMILIAR
WITH ALMOST EVERY TREE
IN THIS BIG FOREST,
BUT ALONG HIS WAY,
HE HEARS SOME SOUNDS,
SO IMMEDIATELY AND INSTINCTIVELY,
HE CROUCHES DOWN NEXT
TO A TREE FOR COVER,
AND
HE SPOTS SOME WOLVES
THAT ARE
'HOT ON THE TRAIL'
OF SOME PREY
THAT THEY HAVE JUST SEEN,
AND HSR LOOKS TO WHERE
THEY ARE GOING, AND
THEY ARE HEADED STRAIGHT
TO A MOTHER REINDEER AND HER CALF,
AND HSR LOOKS TO WHERE
THEY ARE GOING, AND
THEY ARE HEADED STRAIGHT
TO A MOTHER REINDEER AND HER CALF,
WHICH PROBABLY MAKES THE WOLVES
'THANKSGIVINGLY HAPPY,'
BUT
THE MOTHER REINDEER FIGHTS OFF
THE WOLVES SOME,
AND THEN SHE
LURES THEM AWAY FROM HER BABY,
'THANKSGIVINGLY HAPPY,'
BUT
THE MOTHER REINDEER FIGHTS OFF
THE WOLVES SOME,
AND THEN SHE
LURES THEM AWAY FROM HER BABY,
SO THE BABY DEER
RUNS THE OTHER WAY,
AND,
SEEING ALL OF THIS,
HSR CHASES AFTER
THE SMALL DEER, AND
AFTER A WHILE OF RUNNING,
HE CATCHES UP
TO THE TIRED DOE,
AND HE
LOOKS AT IT
AND SAYS TO IT,
“HEY, LITTLE BUDDY,
RUNS THE OTHER WAY,
AND,
SEEING ALL OF THIS,
HSR CHASES AFTER
THE SMALL DEER, AND
AFTER A WHILE OF RUNNING,
HE CATCHES UP
TO THE TIRED DOE,
AND HE
LOOKS AT IT
AND SAYS TO IT,
“HEY, LITTLE BUDDY,
...LET’S GET OUT
OF THIS DANGEROUS AREA!...
COME ON, LET’S GO!”...
AND THE LITTLE DEER
HESITATES AT FIRST,
THEN LOOKS BACK
IN ITS MOTHER’S DIRECTION,
AND IT HEARS SOME
FAINT FIGHTING AND GROWLING NOISES,
THEN THE DOE
DECIDES TO STEP CAREFULLY
AND
FOLLOW HSR,
SO THEY WALK A WHILE
AND THEY
PASS BY A STREAM,
OF THIS DANGEROUS AREA!...
COME ON, LET’S GO!”...
AND THE LITTLE DEER
HESITATES AT FIRST,
THEN LOOKS BACK
IN ITS MOTHER’S DIRECTION,
AND IT HEARS SOME
FAINT FIGHTING AND GROWLING NOISES,
THEN THE DOE
DECIDES TO STEP CAREFULLY
AND
FOLLOW HSR,
SO THEY WALK A WHILE
AND THEY
PASS BY A STREAM,
AND LOOK AT A
MAJESTIC MOUNTAIN,
MAJESTIC MOUNTAIN,
BECAUSE AFTER ALL,
THIS IS PAYNTER ISLAND,
CANADA
THIS IS PAYNTER ISLAND,
CANADA
WHERE
THE AIR IS
'BOTTLED
THE AIR IS
'BOTTLED
FRESH,'
SO
HSR AND THE BABY REINDEER
KEEP WALKING ALONG
TOWARD HSR’S PLACE,
BUT AFTER A WHILE,
HE HEARS SOME NOISES BEHIND HIM,
SO HE GRABS THE DOE
AND HIDES BEHIND A SET OF ROCKS
SO
HSR AND THE BABY REINDEER
KEEP WALKING ALONG
TOWARD HSR’S PLACE,
BUT AFTER A WHILE,
HE HEARS SOME NOISES BEHIND HIM,
SO HE GRABS THE DOE
AND HIDES BEHIND A SET OF ROCKS
AND WAITS…AND WAITS…
...AND...
...GUESS WHAT?...
...IT’S MOMMA DEAR!...SHE’S BACK!...
...WHOA!...
...SHE MUST HAVE PUT A WHUPPIN’
ON THOSE WOLVES!...
...AND...
...GUESS WHAT?...
...IT’S MOMMA DEAR!...SHE’S BACK!...
...WHOA!...
...SHE MUST HAVE PUT A WHUPPIN’
ON THOSE WOLVES!...
SHE DOES LOOK
A LITTLE BANGED UP,
BUT SHE WALKS
TO THE SMALL DOE,
THEN LICKS IT
A LITTLE BANGED UP,
BUT SHE WALKS
TO THE SMALL DOE,
THEN LICKS IT
AND THEN THEY WALK
ALONG
ON THEIR WAY…
ALONG
ON THEIR WAY…
AND HSR THINKS,
“OH, ISN’T THAT TOO CUTE!”...
“OH, ISN’T THAT TOO CUTE!”...
SO,
HSR STARTS
HEADING HIS WAY BACK HOME,
BUT AFTER WHILE,
HE HEARS SOME MORE
SUSPICIOUS SOUNDS
BEHIND HIM…
...AND...
...IT’S ANOTHER WOLF!...
HSR STARTS
HEADING HIS WAY BACK HOME,
BUT AFTER WHILE,
HE HEARS SOME MORE
SUSPICIOUS SOUNDS
BEHIND HIM…
...AND...
...IT’S ANOTHER WOLF!...
AND THIS ONE LOOKS
REALLY MEAN…
REALLY MEAN…
…AND REALLY HUNGRY!...
...SO,
HSR QUICKLY CHECKS
AROUND FOR THE BEST TREE
TO CLIMB...
...RIGHT NOW!…
..."YES, THERE’S ONE!"...
SO HE
SCAMPERS UP QUICK, FAST, AND IN A HURRY!
…AND JUST IN TIME…
...BECAUSE THE BIG BAD WOLF
IS JUST RUDELY
AND VORACIOUSLY 'NIPPING AT HIS HEELS!'…
NOW,…
HSR QUICKLY CHECKS
AROUND FOR THE BEST TREE
TO CLIMB...
...RIGHT NOW!…
..."YES, THERE’S ONE!"...
SO HE
SCAMPERS UP QUICK, FAST, AND IN A HURRY!
…AND JUST IN TIME…
...BECAUSE THE BIG BAD WOLF
IS JUST RUDELY
AND VORACIOUSLY 'NIPPING AT HIS HEELS!'…
NOW,…
HSR CONTINUES
CLIMBING UP TO A STRONG BRANCH
AND SITS ON IT TO
'WAIT IT OUT!'…
THEN,
HE REMEMBERS THAT
HE HAS SOME
FRESH
RAW MEAT...
CLIMBING UP TO A STRONG BRANCH
AND SITS ON IT TO
'WAIT IT OUT!'…
THEN,
HE REMEMBERS THAT
HE HAS SOME
FRESH
RAW MEAT...
AND HIS SLING SHOT
IN HIS BACK PACK
(ALONG WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF!)
…SO
HE GETS OUT SEVERAL
BIG CHUNKS OF STEAK
AND SHOOTS THEM
A LONG WAY AWAY!…
...AND THE WOLF HEARS THE MEAT
HIT THE SNOW,...
(ALONG WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF!)
…SO
HE GETS OUT SEVERAL
BIG CHUNKS OF STEAK
AND SHOOTS THEM
A LONG WAY AWAY!…
...AND THE WOLF HEARS THE MEAT
HIT THE SNOW,...
MAKING THE WOLF
LEAVE HSR
AND RUN THE LONG DISTANCE
TO GET TO THE RAW MEAT!…
...AND HSR SHOOTS ANOTHER
BIG CHUNK IN ABOUT THE SAME PLACE,
AND TWO OTHER WOLVES
HEAR AND SMELL IT...
AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,
THE WOLVES START TO
FIGHT AMONG THEMSELVES
FOR MORE CHUNKS
THAT HSR
KEEPS SHOOTING OUT…
LEAVE HSR
AND RUN THE LONG DISTANCE
TO GET TO THE RAW MEAT!…
...AND HSR SHOOTS ANOTHER
BIG CHUNK IN ABOUT THE SAME PLACE,
AND TWO OTHER WOLVES
HEAR AND SMELL IT...
AND IN A LITTLE WHILE,
THE WOLVES START TO
FIGHT AMONG THEMSELVES
FOR MORE CHUNKS
THAT HSR
KEEPS SHOOTING OUT…
SO,
WITH THE WOLVES
TEARING EACH OTHER APART
OVER THE REMAINING FOOD,
HSR CLIMBS DOWN
THE TREE IN A HURRY
AND HEADS HOME,
BUT IT’S STARTING
TO GET DARK SO
HE HEADS TO AN
EMPTY CABIN,
WITH THE WOLVES
TEARING EACH OTHER APART
OVER THE REMAINING FOOD,
HSR CLIMBS DOWN
THE TREE IN A HURRY
AND HEADS HOME,
BUT IT’S STARTING
TO GET DARK SO
HE HEADS TO AN
EMPTY CABIN,
THAT HE
HAS BEEN IN
MANY TIMES, AND
BELIEVE ME...IT IS
A REFESHING SIGHT
RIGHT NOW…
...SO HE WALKS ON IN,
AND
NOBODY’S THERE!…
...SO
HE LOCKS THE DOOR
AND SETS UP A
SMALL FIRE
IN THE
FIREPLACE
AND BREAKS OPEN
A CAN OF CHILI BEANS
AND SPAM, AND HE
WARMS IT UP AND
IS ABOUT TO
'HEARTILY DIG IN!'…
HAS BEEN IN
MANY TIMES, AND
BELIEVE ME...IT IS
A REFESHING SIGHT
RIGHT NOW…
...SO HE WALKS ON IN,
AND
NOBODY’S THERE!…
...SO
HE LOCKS THE DOOR
AND SETS UP A
SMALL FIRE
IN THE
FIREPLACE
AND BREAKS OPEN
A CAN OF CHILI BEANS
AND SPAM, AND HE
WARMS IT UP AND
IS ABOUT TO
'HEARTILY DIG IN!'…
BUT...SOMETHING
KNOCKS AND SCRATCHES
ON THE DOOR…
KNOCKS AND SCRATCHES
ON THE DOOR…
AND THE
DISTURBED
HSR
THINKS, “WT…”…
DISTURBED
HSR
THINKS, “WT…”…
AND NOW
HE GETS UP AND
WALKS CAUTIOUSLY
OVER TO THE DOOR AND
TRIES TO SEE
THROUGH THE CRACKS
AND SPACES
IN THE OLD AND WORN WOODEN DOOR,
BUT...HE...
...CAN’T SEE A THING!…
...AND HE HEARS SOME MORE SCRATCHES…
AND THEN...A BABY...
...STARTS CRYING LOUDLY!
SO,
HE UNLOCKS IT
AND SLOWLY OPENS
THE SQUEAKY FRONT DOOR,
WHICH
SEEMS TO
PROUDLY SING...
IN VARYING HIGH NOTES...
AS IT
FURTHER OPENS...
...AND…
HE GETS UP AND
WALKS CAUTIOUSLY
OVER TO THE DOOR AND
TRIES TO SEE
THROUGH THE CRACKS
AND SPACES
IN THE OLD AND WORN WOODEN DOOR,
BUT...HE...
...CAN’T SEE A THING!…
...AND HE HEARS SOME MORE SCRATCHES…
AND THEN...A BABY...
...STARTS CRYING LOUDLY!
SO,
HE UNLOCKS IT
AND SLOWLY OPENS
THE SQUEAKY FRONT DOOR,
WHICH
SEEMS TO
PROUDLY SING...
IN VARYING HIGH NOTES...
AS IT
FURTHER OPENS...
...AND…
...NOW,
HSR STANDS AND LOOKS
OUTSIDE AND SAYS,
"WHOA!...
...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!"...
HSR STANDS AND LOOKS
OUTSIDE AND SAYS,
"WHOA!...
...WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE!"...
ASKS THE GUY, WHO IS WITH A WOMAN
WHO HAS...WOW!...
...JUST GIVEN BIRTH ON
THE STEPS!
"PLEASE YOU THREE...DO COME IN RIGHT NOW!" SMILES HSR, AND HE
ASKS,
"WHAT LED YOU TO THIS PLACE?"
"WE SAW A VERY FAINT AND PERIODIC
'AURORA'
IN THE THE SNOWY SKY,"
SAYS THE GUY...
...AND...WE
FOLLOWED IT HERE!"
"WELL, PLEASE SHARE SOME FOOD WITH ME!" OFFERS HSR...
THEN,
THE MAN AND THE LADY EAT, AND HSR SAYS,
"PLEASE GO AHEAD!...I
HAVE MORE!"
"THIS IS THE BEST FOOD IN THE WORLD, RIGHT NOW,"
SAYS THE MAN!...
"YES IT IS!" RETURNS HSR
AS HE GAZES
OUT THE WINDOW
AT THE MYSTERIOUS AND
POWERFUL
AURORA,
" THIS IS REALLY A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
"I tried a 'Vegan' Thanksgiving' Last Year!...
...And...
...I liked it!"
Now...
This Gentleman, The Uncle, thinks,
"I think I'll call
My Wonderful Nephew,
'The Dentist,'
and
invite him
to come out and have
Thanksgiving Dinner with Me!"
So,
The Uncle gets an "Okay!"
from the Dentist, who lives in California,
and
after buying the ticket to
fly out, and
getting together
all of the needed luggage
and clothing,
the Dentist remembers,
"OMGosh!..
...the Weather, this weekend
is
going to be Freezing!"
But, the Dentist
still keeps his promise,
and
He flies out to back East,
passing over the
occasional
City!
So,
the Dentist lands uneventfully
and gets a
Rental Car and
he has to
negotiate the
Tricky Roads
very carefully!
But he has to drive
miles and miles and
He must pass a lot of
Places,
but,
he finally gets there
Deep in the Middle
of the Heartland!
So He goes into the House
and
The Uncle and The Dentist Nephew
exchange Greetings,
and now
the Uncle says,
"You know,
I haven't gotten
a Turkey yet
for tomorrow!...
...Maybe You can
just go out
in the Woods
and Catch a Good One...eh?"
"I can see about that
My Dear Uncle!...I might
remember a couple of places
where they used to gather
Years ago,
when I was Last here!"
"That sounds Great!" laughs the Uncle,
Maybe two or three
Full Grown Ones would be real nice,
and
hold me for
a Good While!
So they continued to talk about
good Times
in front of the
Nice
Fireplace!...
But Wait!...
the Next Day...
The snow has Him
Stuck in 'No
Uncertain Terms!'
So now...
Find Him some Turkeys...and...
...do it...
'The Hard Way!'
And while he trudges his
Way through
thought the
Icy Cold,
he thinks of Previous
Thanksgivings
where
He and some of the
Family Members
helped Turkeys
Grow Up!
Yes!..The Dentist
still thinks that
they are
Exceptional Creatures!
Then suddenly,
an Older Turkey
comes up to the
Dentist,
and says,
You
are On a Journey
to
Capture
and
Feast on One
of My
Brethren...or
maybe even Me!...but...
I remember You from Years
ago
when We played in
The Forest
as Friends!...I Like You!...
...And I need to Warn You...That...
an 'Unbearable Storm' is
headed this way,
and I need to
give You Shelter!...
...Please...
...Follow Me!"
Now they walk
some more in
the
Ever-Increasing
'Snow-Drifting' Blizzard!
Then this
'Great Turkey' makes
Itself seen and
Looks the Dentist
in the Eye,
and says,
"You will not last long
here... Ahead of us
is an
Empty Cabin!...Go there...and
find Some Comfort!...
Then both turkeys are no longer
visible in the roaring Snow!
Now...with his
body getting numb
from the intense cold,
the Dentist,
trudges on in the snow,
and then
he only has the strength
to
Then,
a Vision comes to the Dentist!
And She
Pronounces,
"Dentist, Do not
lose Your Faith so
easily...Continue Just ahead,
and You shall
Be Rewarded!...
So the Dentist barely is
able to crawl
a little more...and
he does...and guess what?
...He sees a really good
'Sight For Cold Eyes!'...
Right there...is a...
...Cabin!
So he slowly makes it
to the steps and door,
then He makes it inside
and shuts the door!...
...But...
...to his...Surprise...
...close to the door is
a fireplace
with logs and paper underneath
and a box of matches
to Fire Up the Whole Thing!...Which He Immediately does!...
And...Wallah!...Just like That!...
He has some
Life-saving Warmth!...Yes!...
Now the Dentist Smiles as
Large Tears come to his Eyes...
...And He says,
"I am So Thankful,
This Thanksgiving
for even the
'Smallest of Things!'...Thank You My Lord!"
May you have many...
..."Nature Preserves
it's Own Balance in the Universe!
There is always a
Compensation
for what
is made Present!
But We Must
learn these Things
about Our Great
Physical and Spiritual Realms!
Then...
...when all is
Said and Done...
there are no
'Really True'
...Surprises!"...
..."Don't 'Even Think About'
Squirting Me
with that
Whipped Cream!"...
..."I reread Last Week's Post
about
what the Dentist is
Thankful for....
and....
I'm thankful for
many of the Same Things
that He Mentions,
in My Life, too!...
But the Times that
I am Thankful for
'The Most'
are
...Stand Next
To Each Other
In The Mirror!"..
...smiles!
"Thanks for the
Invite, HSR...
...to Help Celebrate Thanksgiving!...
...Tell Me...
...You've got the...
Candied Yams,
the Cold Cranberry Sauces,
and the
Big Portions of
'Pulled Turkey' and
Gravy?...
...You do?...
Well...
...I'm All In!"
"When I have
'Down Time'
during my
'Tooth Fairy' Work...
...I always Drift and Dream
about
My Part
Of The Forest!"
We Need Fantasy To Healthily
'Offset'
Reality!
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where The Water's
Always Fine!...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
"How Dare You
mess with My
Three Year
'Saliva Experiment!'...
...Here!..
...Take This!"...
...!
My Powers are
'Overt'
and
'Subliminal'
at the Same Time!
...My Enemies don't Know it, but
...I...
is at Play...
...at any Given Moment!"
“These New ‘
Laser-Guided’ Antibiotic Incendiaries’
hold promise
for
Whole New...
...'Ranges of Therapies!'"
"If You don't want Me
to Use Them
On You...
...then...
...Don't ask Me
about Them!"
"Through a Totally
Unexpected
Genetic Mutation,
I am now
the
First Airborne
Oral Bacterium!"
"I just got
Accepted into the
Winge Institute
for the
Oral Sciences,
...and...
I can't wait
for My
First Day!"
"My DNA
just won't
Let Me
...Sit Still!"
“When I See You…
…There’s Love
For You...
...in...
For You...
...in...
... all of My Eyes!
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