...Would...Believe You...
...But...
"Oh, Yes!...
I Count My Blessings!...
And I Give more than I Receive!...
And...
I help People Out
without
looking forward
for a Return!....
But I do know that
what We Put In...
...Is exactly what
We Get Back!"
"Speaking of Blessings...
I Personally
have so much
for which
to be Thankful!
...My Health,
My working Body,
My Family and Friends,
My Opportunities to Maintain
and to Grow...
And I'm
also Grateful that
I can notice these Things!
...I guess... all I can
say is...
...'God Is Good!'"
"Hollywood told me that
His Party Last month
was such a hit
that
He's planning a
New Year's Party
to
bring in 2020 correctly!
"Hey!...I just met this Guy
named
Doctor Report!...So I
asked Him
what kind of 'Doctoring ' He does...
...and
"Last Week, in this Blog...
...I had to intervene, and
Save that Dentist
so that He can
Continue His Good Works!
"I hope Hollywood is Coming Soon
to pick Me Up!...
It's
Getting Cold Out Here!"
where HSR is searching
for some Treasure in the Middle of a Desert!...
I've seen Him and
Spoke with Him Once,
but...
You and Your
'the Snows are Coming!...
...Yay!...'
Smiles
are
looking for that Fireplace
and
Hot Chocolate
to
get You Warm Again!
This 'Time to Eat a
Lot of Food' Episode
is
brought to you by
a Squirrel
that may not
want to Share
with You
at this Moment!
Please be
Super-Careful
on the Roads Out There!...
...Okay!...
Yes!...Please
Drive Carefully,
Live Carefully,
And Most of All,
Love Carefully!...
Wait!...Does 'Love' Discriminate?
We'll have to Ask!...
But...Back to the Matter at Hand!...
This Boy, HSR,
I hope He doesn't
back his way into...
...Quicksand!...
But Some are on the
'Edges of Their Seats'
just to
see
'What Goes Down!'
As You can see for Yourself,
'Stuff Did Go Down'
during
"Our Eyes First Met At A
Hot New Year's Party!...And...
...She Has The Best
Smile I've Ever Seen!,"
...and...
'Prequel'
to that,
during
"Hey, Doc…How Many
Types Of Smiles Are There,
Anyway?,"
And, of course,
we predictably
find
HSR,
WHILE HE IS ON BREAK FROM USC
DENTAL SCHOOL,
BUT NOW,
HE'S AT
THE ONLY BAR IN
KINNIKINNICK
CAMPGROUNDS
BY PORT EDWARD,
BRITISH COLOMBIA, IN CANADA,
AND HSR GOES THROUGH
A LOT OF STUFF,
AND MUCHO ISSUES,
FROM DRINKING TOO MUCH
AND
HE...WHOA!...
EVENTUALLY WAKES UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
...OR RATHER,
IN THE MIDDLE OF
"SNOW
WHERE!"...
...WITH A CONTINGENT OF
BEAUTIFUL
SLED DOGS AND
A SLED
SO, WITHOUT THINKING
TOO MUCH AS TO
HOW HE GOT THERE,
HE JUST GOES AHEAD AND
SAYS,
"I THINK I'LL JUST START
GOING EAST
BUT
AS THE SUN
STARTS TO SET
IN THE "FROZEN ZONE,"
HE AND THE DOGS,
VERY FORTUNATELY,
AND BY
SLIM CHANCE,
ENCOUNTER THIS LADY
OUTSIDE
AND SHE OFFERS HER PLACE
TO COME IN FROM THE COLD...
AND THIS WOMAN
ALONG WITH THE FIRST ONE,
MAKES HSR
VERY
HAPPY FOR THE SHELTER!
BUT,
AFTER A DAY OR TWO
OF
'GETTING HIS BEARINGS STRAIGHT'...
HE DECIDES THAT
HE MUST KEEP MOVING,
SO,
HE TAKES OFF EAST AGAIN
BUT,
...CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!...
A REALLY BIG
AND BAD
SNOW STORM
HITS!
AND NOW...
...HSR CAN'T EVEN SEE IN FRONT OF HIM
SO, HE TRUDGES AHEAD A LITTLE MORE,
THEN,
HSR,
WITH HIS FREEZING SELF,
PITCHES A TENT
AND HE AND
THE DOGS
RIDE OUT THE STORM SOME,
AND,
WHILE DOING SO,
HSR DREAMS ABOUT
A WOMAN THAT'S
TRYING TO TELL HIM SOMETHING...
BUT
HE JUST CAN'T MAKE OUT
WHAT SHE'S SAYING,
HOWEVER,
IN THE MORNING,
HE GOES OUTSIDE THE TENT
AND HSR IS SHOCKED TO SEE
OMG!...A HOT SPRING!
PLUS,
A PRETTY
AURORA!...
SO,
AS HE WARMS UP IN THE WATER...
...HOLY COW!
A HUNGRY AND SAVAGE
WOLF APPEARS!
BUT...WAIT!...
WHAT'S THIS!...
...THAT WOLF MORPHS INTO
A SNOW WOMAN
AND SHE LOOKS AT HIM FOR A COUPLE OF MOMENTS...
THEN SHE SAYS,
"I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
LONGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE!
BUT,
NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE,
I WILL BRIEF YOU!...
...
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
ALIVE
THAT
HAS THE TRAITS TO UNEARTH
THE TREASURES NEEDED TO SAVE
THE STATUS QUO
OF THE EARTH!...
BUT...
...BEWARE!
THERE ARE OTHER
COMPETING
POWERS, FORCES, AND EVEN
'PLASMATIDS'
THAT ARE
TRYING TO TAKE AWAY
WHAT YOU WILL FIND!"
"POWERS LIKE WHAT?" ASKS HSR,
JUST BARELY BELIEVING
WHAT HE IS NOW SEEING...
"FROSTMANON
WILL TRY AND
FREEZE YOU IN YOUR TRACKS...
AND
SNOWDALITH
WILL TRY TO
SUCK THE LIVING HEAT
OUT OF YOU
AND YOUR DOGS!," THE WOMAN
WARNS,
"AND EVEN VERY ATTRACTIVE, HUMAN-LIKE
FORMS WILL TRY TO TRICK YOU!" SHE RELATES...
"WELL, WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR,
AND WHERE WILL I GO?" ASKS HSR...
"FIRST, YOU WILL PROCEED TO THE EXACT
MIDPOINT BETWEEN TRUE NORTH
AND
MAGNETIC NORTH!"
"HOW WILL I KNOW WHEN I'M THERE!"
DESPERATELY ASKS HSR...
"FIRST," SHE SAYS,
"YOUR COMPASS WILL
SPIN LIKE CRAZY,
AND THEN,
THE AURORAS
WILL APPEAR!
BUT THE AURORAS THAT YOU WILL SEE
WILL BE FAR FROM "NORMAL!"
BUT REMEMBER...
...FROM THERE...
YOU WILL RECEIVE FURTHER GUIDANCE
FROM THE VOICE OF
THE FORCE CALLED,
'BORIS BOREALIS!'"
"YOU'RE NOT PLAYING WITH ME ARE YOU!" CRIES HSR...
"NO," SAYS
THE SNOW LADY,
AS SHE TURNS BACK INTO
A WOLF!
BUT, BEFORE SHE
WALKS AWAY,
SHE SAYS,
"BEWARE OF THE FORCES TO YOUR LEFT!"
AND HSR LOOKS TO HIS LEFT
AND HE SEES
SOME OTHER WOLVES!...
"NOW...
...BE GONE!"
ORDERS THE WOMAN!
...
NOW, IN THE
MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS...
THE SLED DOGS
THAT ARE WITH HSR,
ALL OF A SUDDEN
WAKE UP
AND
COME TO HIS AID AND
SCARE AWAY THE
HUNGRY WOLVES!
...OMGOSH!...
SO, AFTER
GETTING READY FOR THE
MORNING JOURNEY,
THEY'RE
OFF AGAIN!
HOWEVER,
AFTER COVERING
A LONG DISTANCE...
AND THE SUN STARTS TO
SET AGAIN,
HSR, FEELS
STRONG AND VARIABLE WINDS
LASHING OUT AND WONDERS,
"I'LL BET THAT
FROSTMANON
AND
SNOWDALITH
ARE GOING TO BE
'UP TO NO GOOD,' TONIGHT!"
"After the 'Big Dinner,' there are the Mountains of...
...Dirty Dishes!"
Doctor Eugene Molaar,
a Kid's Dentist,
is riding through the
Vast Expanse of the
'Wide Open'
Countryside
a Kid's Dentist,
is riding through the
Vast Expanse of the
'Wide Open'
Countryside
RV!
But...Wait!...
Since He's
in the Heart Land,
and...
at this time of Year...
...'Out of Nowhere'...
...'The Snows'...
come...and
they come 'On Strong!'...
And, Yes!...There are
the 'Leftovers'
of an Accident
between a Train and a Truck
which means that
and He's stuck on the Freeway
Traffic
for a very long,
long Time!
long Time!
So that means...Oh Boy,
...He can’t get to the
Thanksgiving Dinner
at his Sister’s House
on Time!
So,
Doctor Molaar
eventually arrives there...late,
...just as Everyone's
about to leave
to the Airport,
but,
they do give Him
a whole bunch of
large plates of food
to take with him!
Now...
He drives off
in his RV,
to go
to His Favorite Lake
but
the Snowfall is
just Way Too Much
and,
He has to
park and
stay there,
by the side
of the Road
and
He turns on
the Heater and he starts to
settle in and
the Doctor
finally
sits down at the Dinner Table
sits down at the Dinner Table
and 'Blesses The Food,'
and
starts to 'Feast!'
Then,
Then,
after a couple of Bites,
He takes a long drink of Ice Water,
and says,
“Thank You Almighty,
for this Food!”…
...but...
...right at that Moment,
he hears some
knocks on the doors,
like a couple of People
are
banging on It!...
So,
He begrudgingly gets up
and goes
to the door and
asks,
"Who is it?"
"It's just Me
and
My Friend!"
says the Person...
So, Doctor Molaar,
knowing that it's
Absolutely Freezing
outside,
opens the RV Door
and let's them in!
"You are a Real Savior, Sir!," they both say...
And not forgetting his manners,
Doctor Molaar, says,
"Please, I beg You,
Have something to
Eat and Drink! It seems
that You Arrived
Just in Time!"
Now,
the Guy and the Girl
get warm and start to partake
in the Food!...
...Yeah!...
But...Wouldn't you know it?...
There's another
Knock on the Door!
So, the Doctor
opens the Door
and He Sees
a Cute Little
Toddler!...And
there's another one
walking this way!...And then
there's a Woman,
who takes
care of them, and She says,
"Oh, Thank You, Mister!...We're
Cold and Hungry!...And They need
'Changing!'...Can We Please
Come inside?"
"Oh, You don't even have to Ask!,"
smiles Molaar!...
So they come on in,
but before he
can close the door,
he looks to the side
and a
whole Football Team...
...is coming
his Way!
"Can We Come in, Sir?...Our bus Broke
Down and we're getting
Frostbite Out Here!"
"Yes!," Smiles Doctor Molaar,
"Come in and get warm and eat and rest
and we'll make it
together in this Storm!"
So the rest of the team
rushes
on in...which makes the RV
lean to the side some...but that's okay!
So now,
there's a
whole crowd of folk,
and
they are
all Happy and Warm
and
Eating and Laughing!...Great!
"Man," thinks the Doctor,
"I'd hate to think what
would have happened if
I wasn't here!"
Then...One more knock is
made on the Door!
"Okay..." thinks Molaar, "...let's see!"
So, He opens the Door...again...and one of the
Football Guys says, "Hey, Sir, can
you close the Door
to
keep the Heat In?"
"Sure," says the Dentist.
So, He
goes outside and he
looks to the side and this
opens the RV Door
and let's them in!
"You are a Real Savior, Sir!," they both say...
And not forgetting his manners,
Doctor Molaar, says,
"Please, I beg You,
Have something to
Eat and Drink! It seems
that You Arrived
Just in Time!"
Now,
the Guy and the Girl
get warm and start to partake
in the Food!...
...Yeah!...
But...Wouldn't you know it?...
There's another
Knock on the Door!
So, the Doctor
opens the Door
and He Sees
a Cute Little
Toddler!...And
there's another one
walking this way!...And then
there's a Woman,
who takes
care of them, and She says,
"Oh, Thank You, Mister!...We're
Cold and Hungry!...And They need
'Changing!'...Can We Please
Come inside?"
"Oh, You don't even have to Ask!,"
smiles Molaar!...
So they come on in,
but before he
can close the door,
he looks to the side
and a
whole Football Team...
...is coming
his Way!
"Can We Come in, Sir?...Our bus Broke
Down and we're getting
Frostbite Out Here!"
"Yes!," Smiles Doctor Molaar,
"Come in and get warm and eat and rest
and we'll make it
together in this Storm!"
So the rest of the team
rushes
on in...which makes the RV
lean to the side some...but that's okay!
So now,
there's a
whole crowd of folk,
and
they are
all Happy and Warm
and
Eating and Laughing!...Great!
"Man," thinks the Doctor,
"I'd hate to think what
would have happened if
I wasn't here!"
Then...One more knock is
made on the Door!
"Okay..." thinks Molaar, "...let's see!"
So, He opens the Door...again...and one of the
Football Guys says, "Hey, Sir, can
you close the Door
to
keep the Heat In?"
"Sure," says the Dentist.
So, He
goes outside and he
looks to the side and this
Lady Asks,
"Sir...If I may Ask a Favor...
I have an RV right
over There,
and I need Some help with Something inside!"
And She also says,
I see that you
gave Shelter to all of those People!...You
have a 'Big Heart,' Sir!'
Now,
They walk over to Her RV,
and she tells the Doc what's up
and the Dentist knows
exactly what to do, and
he fixes the problem in a Flash!...
"Thank You, Sir," She says, "May
I invite You in Out
of The Cold?"
"Sure!" grins Doctor Eugene Molaar...
So now, they go inside...
but...
it's Dark...
...then she turns on the lights and...
..."Wow!"
screams the Doc!...
Then the Lady turns to him...
...and Gives him a Glass,
and says,
I want to Thank You
So
Very, Very
Much!"
May you have many...
..."Each of Us has been Given Life
on this Earth for Some
Very Important Reasons!...
We are to Be 'Active Participants,'
...and not just 'Bystanders!'...
We are to Make This World a Better Place!...
We are all in This 'Garden Of Eden,'...
...but...
...This Planet, because of our
Choice of Knowledge and Free Will,
has become an
'Only the Strongest Survive Jungle!'...
We all need to give and receive...
...More Mercy!"...
..."Hollywood!...You won't believe
what I had to go Through to
Finally get Here!...
...And...
...These Shoes are Killing Me!"...
..."When Doctor Report, takes a Mouthful of My
'Sweet Potato Cake!'...
...Watch Out!...
..."We are all
'Destined By Fate'
to be Here!
There are 'no two ways about it!'
Either We are Here,
with an Influence...
or We're not!
And I also
venture
to say that
Many Things that will happen Tomorrow
are also 'Destined' to happen!
...And in that case...
...smiles!
"I went to Hollywood's
Thanksgiving Dinner and
His parents were
surprised when I...
went back
for 'Thirds!'"
"I just left My
Favorite Family!
After exchanging Teeth
For Treats, I had some
Turkey Dinner
that they left Me!"
"Hollywood's Speed Boat
Just Flipped And
Turned Over Lots Of Times!...
....Maybe
Next Time...
...I won't...
...Go So Fast!"...
Meanwhile...Back At The Place Where The Best Dentists, Hygienists, And Assistants...
...'Hang Out!"...
Dental Hygiene Wars!
Oh No!...
The Microbiome is
'Torching Our Sulcus Headquarters!"
"When I 'Transform'
and 'Go Micro' and get
on the Same Level
as those
Bacteria in the Mouth
You'd be surprised
at what My
Bare Hands Can Do!"
"I perform my
'Best Procedures'
when the Moon
is at
'Full Lunar Capacity!"
"My Kind is the
Predominant Microbe Population
in the Mouths
of the Aliens in the
'Skat' Galaxy!...
I'll just say that...
...you Humans are Lucky!"
"One, Two, Three!...
...Bacteria, or Me!"
"Please,
My Sword!...
...Don't Fail Me Now!"
"All Of My Mouths...
Are Hungry
for the
'Fresh Taste'
of
Hygienists!"
"Can You tell that,
as a Microbe,
My Favorite Hosts
are
Vampires?"
"...Me?...Oh..
I'm just Reading
from
The Book of...
..Love!"
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