“I’m So Grateful…For Everything!...
...I Thank You, Lord!...For My Talents!...My Education!...
...My Health!…My Family!...
…I Praise You, Lord!”…
On the Red Carpet
one should feel Free
but
this Way is different!
That's All!..."
"Turkeys always
'Reluctantly Sacrifice'
their Lives so that
We can
Eat
Too Much!"
This
'would You want
to eat
Something that grows
or
Something that Moves?'
Episode
is
brought by Vegetarians that don't like
Turkey!
You and Your
'I really like the
Pumpkin and Sweet Potato Pies
at Thanksgiving Dinner'
Smiles
are
hunting for some Vanilla
Ice Cream!
Don't forget to help those
of Us
that
need Help!
No Truer words are spoken!...Plus...
it's starting to get
cold weather outside,
So...
... bundle Up!"
Hey!...There's Potential Trouble Brewing...
...let's see..it all started
in
"OMGosh!...Dentist/Researcher Ralph Winge, D.D.S....Performs...Secret CRISPR Experiment
to...Improve...Dental DNA...But...Oh No!...Now ...A... Terrible...'Mouth Thing'...
...Is Happening!...
HOWEVER...
...AT THE MOMENT...
HE IS ACTUALLY BEHAVING HIMSELF
AS A STUDENT AT
USC DENTAL SCHOOL, AND
THE CLINIC IS BUSY AND
HUMMING
ALONG,
WITH
YOUNG DOCTORS TREATING PATIENTS
EVERYWHERE,
AND
HSR IS FINISHING HIS PATIENT
AND AFTER THE PATIENT LEAVES
AND THE AREA IS CLEANED UP
ONE OF THE
ASSISTANTS SAYS.
"WELL, IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH NOW...
I'LL SE YOU
IN AN HOUR!"
"OKAY," RESPONDS HSR...
WHO IS A LITTLE TIRED,
AND HE
DECIDES TO JUST LAY IN
THE DENTAL
CHAIR A WHILE,
BUT...
ALMOST IMMEDIATELY,
HIS CONSCIOUS MIND
IS
'SWITCHED OFF!'
AND HE IS
NOW
AT THE
MERCY OF THE
'MYSTERIOUS
AND UNPREDICTABLE
DARK MATTER OF THE
SUBCONSCIOUS MIND!'
AND LATELY,
THAT 'SAME MIND'
HAS BEEN THROWING
'CRAZY CURVEBALLS'
HIS WAY!
BUT HE STARTS OUT,
THIS TIME, THINKING...
NOT JUST ABOUT
SHIPS...
...BUT...
ABOUT...
...PIRATE
SHIPS!
THEN
HIS ATTENTION
GOES TO A
SPECIAL CASTLE
THAT HE HAS
NEVER
SEEN BEFORE
AND WHILE IN THERE
A WOMAN
SAYS TO HIM,
"FLEET COMMANDER REPORT,
THE AIR SHIP IS HERE
TO GIVE YOU A RIDE
TO THE PORT
FOR YOUR NEW SHIP!
AND...
...COME BACK AND
SEE ME
SOMETIMES, OKAY!"
"OKAY," SAYS HSR...
SO,
AN AIRSHIP
PULLS UP NEXT TO THE
'CASTLE'
AND HE JUMPS IN
AND THEY FINALLY GET TO A
'SHIP SUPERMARKET
IN THE
SKY!'
AND...
AS HE LOOKS AT
THE VARIOUS SHIPS, A
LADY SAILOR
COMES UP TO HIM
AND ASKS
HIM,
"HI THERE...SHALL I CALL YOU, 'CAPTAIN?'"
"HI THERE," RETURNS HSR, "SURE,
YOU CAN CALL ME CAPTAIN, BUT...
I DON'T HAVE A SHIP YET!...
AND THE LADY SAYS, " I CAN SHOW
YOU ONE THAT CAN DO
A LOT OF THINGS,
BUT,
OTHER PEOPLE ARE
LOOKING AT IT TOO,
SO,
YOU
MAY HAVE TO ACT QUICKLY!"
SO THEY WALK
TO THE PLACE
THAT HAS THE
'SUPERIOR SHIP'...
...AND ...
"BOY IS IT A BEAUTY!"
SCREAMS HSR!
MEANWHILE,
ANOTHER SAILOR,
OFF TO THE SIDE,
WHO CAN'T TAKE
THE SHIP,
GIVES HSR
'THE EYE!'
SO, NOW...
CAPTAIN HSR
TAKES POSSESSION OF
THE SHIP,
AND HE ASKS THE LADY IF SHE CAN
SAIL WITH HIM, AND
BE THE 'FIRST MATE!...
AND SHE SAYS,
"SURE, BUT...
I'D LIKE TO BRING A COUPLE
OF OTHER FOLKS TO
HELP YOU SAIL...
...AND...
I'D LIKE TO GET AN
'HONEST PERCENTAGE'
OF ANY GOLD AND
VALUABLES THAT WE FIND!"
"THAT ONLY SOUNDS FAIR!" SAY HSR.
AND AFTER A LITTLE WHILE
THE SHIP AND CREW ARE
READY TO SET SAIL!
AND BOY...DO
THEY LOOK
GOOD!
AND THEY CUT
A NICE FIGURE
ABOVE THE
CLOUDS!
BUT, AS THEY LEAVE,
AN
ADMIRER
SEEMS TO BE SAD THAT
HE IS GOING FOR NOW!...
SO,
AFTER THEY SET SAIL,
EVERYTHING'S GOING
ALONG PRETTY NICELY,
AND ADMIRAL HSR
IS ENJOYING A
NICE MEAL IN
HIS SHIP'S OFFICE! AND
THE SHIP'S COOK
TELLS HSR THAT HE MISSES
HIS
'HOME TOWN,' AND THAT
ONE DAY,
HE WANTS HIS OWN
PIRATE
SHIP, TOO!
HOWEVER,
AFTER A WHILE,
A CREW MEMBER
SENSES THAT SOMETHING
IS UP!
NOW, SHE
ALERTS THE OTHER
CREW MEMBERS,
AND THEY SEE
AN ENEMY SHIP
ACROSS THE
WAY...
SO THEY...
GET 'READY
...TO RUMBLE!'
AND THEY GIVE IT
THEIR
'BEST SHOTS,'
AND EVENTUALLY
THE
ENEMY 'FLEES!!'
"CAPTAIN, ADMIRAL REPORT!"
SAYS THE
"LET'S HEAD...
...DUE WEST...LIKE
'THE WILD WILD WEST!'"
AND THAT...
THEY DO...!
HOWEVER...
JUST BEFORE SUNSET
A CREW MATE RUNS UP TO
CAPTAIN REPORT
AND ALERTS HIM,
CAPTAIN, THERE'S
A HOSTILE SHIP
APPROACHING
ON THE
STARBOARD BOW!"
"OH THE _____ NO!" SCREAMS
THE CAPTAIN!...
BUT THE FIRST MATE SAYS,
"IVE FOUGHT THEM BEFORE
AND I KNOW THAT
THEY CAN BE BEATEN!...BUT STILL...
WE MUST BE VALIANT!"
SO, OF COURSE,
THERE IS A 'CLASHING OF THE CREWS' AND
...
THEN, TWO DAYS LATER,
THE DENTAL STUDENT COMES BACK
TO THE SAME AREA
OF THE
DENTAL SCHOOL CLINIC
AND FINISHES HIS
PATIENTS
FOR THE MORNING,
AND HIS
ASSISTANT
SAYS,
"YOU SURE DID
WORK A LOT ON THIS ROTATION,
AGAIN,
DOCTOR REPORT,
SO ARE YOU GOING TO
JUST
'COOL IT'
IN THE CHAIR AND
RELAX FOR LUNCH AGAIN?"
"YEAH, I THINK SO...RIGHT AFTER
I PUT DOWN
THIS SMALL LUNCH!"
"WELL,
HAVE SOME WINNING DREAMS
AND
I'LL SEE YOU LATER,"
SMILES THE ASSISTANT AS SHE WALKS ON...
...NOW,
HE
ENTERS AND LEANS BACK
IN THE
ULTRA-COMFORTBLE
'DENTAL RECLINER!'
"I'D LIKE TO SEE
WHAT I COME UP WITH
ON THIS SLEEP!"
SO, HE SMILES
AND
SNUGGLES IN AND
HIS EYES
FEEL REALLY GOOD
AS THEY
CLOSE...
HOWEVER...
INSTEAD OF
BATTLING
'WORTHY ADVERSARIES/
IN THE
OF WATER!...STARTING
IN A LITTLE OLD
SINK, WHICH
GOES DOWN SOME PIPES,
AND
...KEEP GOING!"
"NOW...WHAT IS THIS
SWIMMING BY?"
NOW,
DOCTOR REPORT
SEES SOME
BUBBLES RISE!....
AND WHEN HE LOOKS UP,
THE BUBBLES STILL
RISE!...BUT WHEN HE LOOKS LEVEL,
THINGS START
TO SWIRL AROUND HIM!...
NOW, A 'SPECIMEN' SEEMS
TO CALL OUT TO HIM,
DOCTOR HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT,
...COME AND
MEET ME
ON THE
BEACH OF THE LAND!"
SO, AFTER
FLOATING
FOR A WHILE,
HE FINALLY
MAKES IT
TO THE BEACH!
AND,
UPON DOING
SOME ASCENSION,
"WHERE ARE YOU,
...MY LADY," HE ASKS...
"HERE...
BUT RIGHT
AT THAT TIME
THE DENTAL SCHOOL
NEEDLE
...WHICH CAN
ONLY
MEAN THAT...
"GOOD AFTERNOON,
DOCTOR REPORT,
YOU ONLY DID
FIFTEEN MINUTES OVER LUNCH TODAY!"...
NOW, THE DOCTORAL DENTAL STUDENT,
GETS BACK TO WORK
BUT HE THINKS,
..."NEXT TIME,
I THINK I'LL CHANGE WHAT
I EAT FOR LUNCH!"
"Give Thanks any time good food
comes Your Way!"
Well,
it's the
Night before
Thanksgiving
and this Dentist
says
'Good Night'
to His
Girlfriend,
at the Front Door,
and She says,
"I wish that I can come in
but I can't,
but I'll
See You Soon, Mkay?"
And the Dentist says,
"Mkay!"
Then...
one more
'Time for the Road!'
So then
He
plops down on
the Sofa and
watches some
MMA
Matches...
then
He turns to an 'Exciting and Action-Packed'
Movie'...
and
after that,
He turns to...
OMGosh!...
Is Mister Rodgers still On?...
'What The....!'"
Then,
trying to see something else,
He finds
"I Dream Of Jeannie!"
"Man," the Dentist says to himself,
"I gotta call
My Cable Company and
get me
some more
Shows...Maybe that's why
My Girlfriend doesn't like
to watch
TV
with Me!"
So,
after
all those
long minutes of
'Channel Surfing.'
the Dentist gets a little Sleepy
and...He nods off!...
Now...since He's
prone to 'Lucid Dreams,'
...They start
coming on Strong...
...one after
the Other!...
...And the Dentist
visions about
some
Friends and
some
Scenes
and
things that
don't make
Sense
At All!
Now...
He's Underwater
looking at
All The 'Murkiness!'
"Hold Your Horses!...
...Do I....
Have to
Go in There?"
Then,
the Dentist
'Sleep Speaks' to
Himself,
"I want to go
to the
Moon
with my Friend!"
Next, He witnesses a
Piercing
in Progress!
Okay...!
Hey...What's This!
A Preview to
The
Dental Hygiene Wars?
Why is this Lady Running...
Is it a
Premonition?...
"Wow!...Is that
Somebody's Office
Now...all of this
makes
the Dentist..
Wake Up!
Now He thinks,
"Gosh!...
...According to
these Dreams...
there
are so many things
that can go
Wrong in My Life!...
I better...'Recalibrate'...
...and Re-identify what is
really foremost to Me in
My Life!
And in the
'Spirit Of The Season,'
and which should be done
Daily,
The Dentist
jumps up and
Shouts...
...His Respects!...
And Immediately afterward,
He 'Gets Out' his
fingers
and starts to
'Count His Blessings!'
And He ticks off a List,
"I've got My Lord,
I have My Family and Friends,
My Livelihood, My
Education,
I'm Breathing,
My Health is Okay...
I can still
Walk,
Run and
Speak Coherently...at least Most Times!...
My Patients keep coming back
to me
after all that I
have done to Them and for Them,
I have a Place to Stay
and a Car that
works!...
And I'm thankful for
All of the Things
that
I
don't even know that
I should be thankful for!..."
Then the Dentist acts like
this Lady and
makes the
Sign Of The Cross!...
Now,
the Dentist accidentally
'Butt Dials' the TV Remote...
and the TV
comes on,
not like this...
but...
with the 'Best Ever Picture!'
And it shows other People
Showing and
Telling for what
They are Most Thankful!...
This Lady says,
"I am so thankful
that You are
recognizing
all of the
Billionaire Boyfriend
wants to Marry Me!"
I'm so Grateful for my Fans!...
Now,
I have Contracts and
Show dates and
...I'm so Thankful!"
"My OWN Network is
The best Thing that
ever happened to Me and
I'm making a
Beautiful and Significant Impact
on the World!"
Now the Dentist
turns the TV off,
and gets down on his
Knees to
Show Appreciation
for His Blessings
From
Above!
...
Now,
since his Dental Office
is just a couple of blocks down,
he decides to walk there
and
just check things out.
And along the way,
he sees a couple playfully
jogging along
and some cars
passing by,
and person
doing some fancy
juggling
and then
a crazy dog-walking
scene!
Next...he
comes across a lady
in a restaurant
having a
having a fun time, and
he also sees a parent
explaining the Homeless
to his son,
and some guys
getting their
excess
energies out!
But...Wait!...Now...
some Possibly
Low IQ people
playing with
gasoline!...
So, the Doctor
runs away by
crossing the street,
into the path of
a
Mac Truck
slamming on its brakes!
"Praise the Lord for
that truck not
not 'Creaming Me!" sighs
the Doctor!
Now.. he's almost to the Office,
and he sees a couple
in a park,
then a lady
walking down the street
passes
because he saw one
And when he's just about
at his
Office,
he smiles and thinks,
"Even just walking down the street
is not 100 percent safe!...
Thank God that I
made it this far!"
Now, though,
He looks both ways
as he crosses the busy
street to his Office...
May you have many
Smiles!
“I always have this ‘Sparkling Feeling’ whenever I
complete My Job!”
A Leading Dental Healer of her Pre-civilization Community,
Yitellee Masticake,
is also
Prehistoric Dental Tooth Treater,
Joey Jawbone,
advocates
cleaning build up
along the gum line!
“All Dental Team Members,
I am from Your Future…Please...
.heed My Warnings!”..
“Hey, You!...
... Jump off!... Right Now!...
...or Else!
“You’re not welcome in My Part
of the Mouth!”
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