"Let's surprise them!...You go
that way...
...and...
...I'll go this way!"
Christmas Time is here!...
...and once again...so is the great Doctor Goldie Periola!
OMG!
Every year, she dutifully takes care of all of the dental needs
of Santa and his family and support staff.
And, boy...are they all ever so thankful!
This is the "crunch time" of the year, when they
can't think about themselves and their own needs...
they have to meet the big deadline...
...and must have all of the presents ready,
in a fun kind of way, of course,
but without exception!...
...especially that Lego Disneyland set
for that "sometimes-good" little boy
in Castel Gandolfo, Italy...
and a Bratz Doll Collection
for that "occasionally-naughty"
4-year-old girl from Lima, Peru!
So, millions of toys, games, and other
asked-and-begged-for presents are just about to be shipped
out to massive, yet secret,
fulfillment centers strategically located around the world!
But little does the
CEO of Santa Claus Enterprises know that...
..."Ante Claus" is back!...
...so you know what that means!...
...There's major trouble in Toyville!
And the members of Ante Claus's select
"elf gang"...are as creepy as they come!...
But, I must say, that they always have some
great-looking, hard-working, and
eager-to-please assistants...
and girlfriends!...
And Ante Claus's son, "Big Nickie, J,"
really knows how to increasingly-ramp up
the partying during
this time of year!
Of course, the first part of Ante Claus's plan
is to disrupt the supply chain!...
So they all go to the main warehouse,
where all of the world's toys are stored...
And just before the toys are shipped
to distribution centers...Ante Claus's gang
overpowers the warehouse's protective security forces...
and any support staff and elves that are present
and vulnerable,
are instantly immobilized!
That is...except for
Dr. Goldie Periola!
She just happens to be
strolling down the "Tunnel of Christmas lights,"
...and gazing at the painting, "Vanilla Breakthrough!,"
but then she hears the noisy battle and takeover from a distance...
So, she immediately gets on the
"Cold" Line and calls Santa's family...
And sooner than you can say
"Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer,"
Santa's two brothers show up...
...Big Time...and are ready to Rumble!...
Here's Santa's big brother...
...named Glacier Blade!
And here's...Borealis...who used to be
the snotty-nosed baby brother named Boo Boo!...
...But not anymore!...
And next, Dr. Periola calls in...
...you guessed it!...
...The Little Green Army!
And they all come in...and
kick some major "A!"
Then, they free all the elves that
were captured and "bottled up!"...
And later in the extinguishment,
Santa himself shows up,
...and "opens up a can of Whuppin' Cream!"
And that right there made
Ante Claus and his whole gang run
far away out of Toyville,
... hopefully for a very long time!
Hip hip hooray!...
So, now, Santa and his "Peeps"
get the show back on the road!
And finish packing all of the gifts!
Now, with everything packed and ready,
the elves celebrate by
hanging from the lights and chandeliers,
...and wearing the lamp shades!
Oh, yeah...and this year,
a couple of the reindeer gave birth,
so they get maternity leave and
will join back next year!...
In the meantime, against the wishes of Mrs. Claus,
Santa gets to spin around the world
in his favorite "Tricked-Out Hog!"...
...and he's securely accompanied by
a cool escort crew!
...for a smooth and bumpless ride!
So, Christmas was in danger of being lost this year,
but thanks to our heroes and sheroes,
the Holidays go along as planned...
...and nobody else knows a thing!
Now, once again, everyone around the whole world
is so glad to give!...
and to receive!...
And that requesting person in
Arecibo, Puerto Rico, is so happy to
finally receive some
...paint and parts
for her family car!
Okay, you all, please remember that...
...Uncle Santa Loves You!
