"OMGosh!...Dr. Report
gave me a ride in His Bentley Today!...
and...
Drive it Today,
to Prove it!"
"I knew Hollywood
He's still the same
Lovely Person!"
the Back Seat!"
.....................................................................................
"Doctor McBite!...You're the Best!
You
made me
Love My Smile again!...
But,
what did it take for you to
become a Dentist?"
And Doctor McBite answers,
"Dental schooling now,
costs a lot, depending on
where you go in
the World!...
But,
in the U. S.,
four years of College may cost you
around $100,000 to $200,000, or more,
then
Dental School
may be another
$300,000 to $500,000 more!...
Which 'ain't no'
Small Potatoes!"
"Well, Doctor,
you
sure know your Stuff!" smiles
the Patient!...And with your
Whole Setup
here,
with this
'Killer View,'
I know that
you're driving a
Pretty Car!"
"Well, I have had my eyes
on one Car, but it's
'Just A Dream!'" admits Dr. McBite.
"What...a Rolls
Royce or
a...Lambourghini?"
she asks.
"To tell you the truth,"
confides Dr. McBite,
"I have been looking at
a
Bentley.!..I saw a
'Gorgeous'
one
the other day!
"OMGosh, Doctor!...
Go right on ahead,
with
Yo' Bad Self!" she laughs,
"You deserve it
and it will fit your
personality well!...
When do you want to get it?"
"Well, I may have to do a
couple of things first!...
Like get one
or two more
nice
Spa Offices with a view for
the Patients!
"How long did you
go to school?" she asks.
"Well, I got into
Dental School
at USC
after
two years of College,
and then did four years
there!" says McBite...
"I'll bet that you made
a lot of
Friends!"
"Yeah...it was crazy a lot,
and
it was great,
but
we also learned how
to work
in
'The Cave'
and
how to make those
Smiles 'Bling!'...
...First, we started
learning our techniques
on Mannequins,
then we
eventually
graduated to
'Live
Patients!' And
I also did
some
Community
Free Clinic work,
and
of Stints
helping people with
toothaches in
South
America!"
Now the Patient
asks,
I know that you
had to
study a whole bunch, right?"
"Aww, man!
Did I ever!...In my Perio Book,
I had to read the
First Paragraph of the
First Chapter
at least ten times
for all of those
facts to
finally sink in!
Next,
the Patient asks,
"I know that some
of your Patients
brought you
'Culinary Goodies'
to help you study, right?"
"OMGosh," smiles Dr. McBite,
"I got
Beautiful Cakes
and Cookies that
were
'Out Of This World!'"
"That's Sweet, Doctor!," says
the Patient, "you're living
'The Life!'...I'm going to
tell all of my Friends
about you!...I notice that
your prices are a
little on the high side,
but,
you more than make up for it
with
Your Excellent 'Chairside Manner!'"...
"Well, Dr. McBite,
I hope," says the patient,
"that you open another
Spa Office with a
Skyline View,
and when
one of those
so-called
'Super Cars'
tries to
they will know that
they'll have
Competition!...And...
I'm rooting for You
to have it by
My
next
Six Month Check-up!...All right,
Doc?"
And Dr. McBite reconfirms adamantly,
"All Right!"
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