...with the rain...!"
HSR...Would you like to
hear about
some of My
World Travels?"
I really Love
surfing with Hollywood!"
"Oh, hi,
Hollywood!"...
I am highly recruited to be your
Official and Wonderful Greeter-at-large
for this time period...
Come on in!"
"HSR!...
I'm reading
a very interesting book!"
"I'll never get over
That Man!"
"A box of Exquisite Chocolates...
...or Hollywood?
That is the question!"...
"Hi folks!
"I'm your "Greatest Moderator Of All Time!"
Whoa!...
...All of you readers are showing up all at once!
that's okay...I can handle it!...
However,
I need to get you primed
for today!
...
Please realize that
I can only work on your mind...as fast...as you can comprehend!
And now,
you can read,
or I can
Whisper!"...
"Roll Call, Ladies...
All who wish,
can have audience with HSR,
and with billions of other
"Liked-Minded Lovers of Life!"
Limme know!
"Top of the Day to you, Miss Moderator!
It's easy to see why
everyone wants
at their Parties!
"Nods to you, Magnificent Moderator!"...
"HSR!...
You're a great Idea Man!
When I'm with you,
light bulbs constantly come on in my mind!
 |
And new Ideas
Flow In!
"Okay, you all...
we're going to move right on
in to our Big Show!
However, it must be said that
You and your
'go on and just 'be'... yes...just 'be!'
smiles
just
found a nice pie that
everyone else forget about!
Holy Guacamole!
We need a
Nurse to help HSR
recover from his bicycle misadventures!
See, he tries to be cool like his friend here
But, when the rubber meets the road,
HSR also meets the road!
One day, he
learned...the hard way!
Here, some quick thinking and
last second footwork saved him from
getting drenched!
Wait...here he is...posing for the cameras...
again!
"I sing with joy and laughter
and I'm happy to be alive,
and healthy,
and here!
and my voice...it goes
just the way I want it to...
Coach HSRæ...
"Hi, HSR..
...Is it cold enough for you!"
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, and everyone else!...
This latest Episode is brought to you in the form of the written word...
specifically the word written in the sky
which might take a while
but
you have time...right?"
But, HSR might be running out of time soon,
because last time, during
SWIMMING, ALL OVER
DECIDES TO STUDY THE DEEP SEAS,
JUST LIKE HIS
HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER,
WHO HAD THREE DOCTORATE DEGREES AS AN
EXPLORATORY OCEANOGRAPHER.
...
BUT HSR'S DREAM IS TO GO EVEN DEEPER...ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM
OF THE UNKNOWN SEAS!...
AND HE SORT OF SMILES AT
THE OLD SUITS...
AND EVEN THE LATEST ONES
ARE FUNNY-LOOKING TOO!...
BUT HSR HAS A DEPTH-CONQUERING SUIT IN MIND...
FOR BATTLING
EVEN THE MOST DANGEROUS OF SEA MONSTERS!...
...
SO, THIS DAY HE GETS TO DO A SOLO VENTURE
NEAR THE ATLANTIC'S "MARIANA'S TRENCH"...
WHERE NEW OCEAN LIFE IS ABUNDANT!...
AND SO IS THE FAST MOVING,
MINERAL RICH, SEA-FLOOR VOLCANO
HOT ,
LAVA!...
SO, HE'S IN HIS ONE PERSON
HIGH-PRESSURE-TOLERANT
SMALL SUB...
AND HE
DETACHES FROM THE MOTHERSHIP...
AND HE SAYS "SEE YA!" TO THE AIRY ATMOSPHERE ABOVE...
FOR A WHILE!...
AND HE SLOWLY MAKES HIS WAY...
WHILE CHECKING AND RECHECKING
HIS CONTROLS AND
CALIBRATED INSTRUMENTS...
AND, HEY...
AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT...
HE SIGHTS A
RARE MIMIC OCTOPUS!...
...MOVING WITH THE CURRENT, OFF TO...WHO KNOWS!
SO NOW, I'M JUST WHISTLING AND
SAILING ALONG...
"OMG!...A...
A DOOR, THROUGH WHICH,
I DON'T WANT TO GO!
I GOTTA DIVE NOW!...
AWW, MAN!...THAT WAS CLOSE!
...
NOW THAT I'M MORE DEEP...
THE RESIDENTS AROUND HERE
DON'T LOOK TOO
EDIBLE!
...
NOW WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!
A
PREDATOR-LIKE SHARK IS
MAKING HOLES IN MY PROPANE TANK!
OH NO!... IT'S LEAKING!
CRAP!...
IS THIS A "PERFECT STORM?"
NOW...A GIGANTIC ELECTRIC EEL!...
LOOKS LIKE IT'S "SPARKING ANGRY!"
NOOOOOO!...
PROPANE AND SPARKS DON'T MIX!...
SO, I QUICKLY RELEASE
THAT ONE LEAKING TANK
RIGHT NOW!...
..."EXPLETIVE!"
I CAN FEEL A SPARK COMING!
OH NO!
THAT TANK'S GONNA BLOW!"...
BOOOOOM!
THE BLAST FORCE
PUNCHES ME DOWNWARD...
BUT
LUCKILY,
NOT INTO THE ROCKS!...
...
I'LL HIDE IT OUT
FOR A WHILE IN THIS CAVE!...
THERE!...
AND AFTER A BIT,
THE NOISES AND RUMBLINGS DIE DOWN...
NOW,
IT'S TOTALLY QUIET
IN HERE...
NOT WANTING TO
TURN MY LIGHTS ON JUST YET...
TO CHECK THE CONTROL PANEL..
I WAIT
A MINUTE OR TWO
TO MAKE SURE I'M THE ONLY THING DOWN HERE!
IT SEEMS SAFE..FOR NOW!...
I'LL WAIT A LITTLE LONGER...
AND THEN,
I START TO GET A LITTLE DROWZY
THEN
I DOZE OFF...
...
WHOA!
A DREAM SHOWS UP
"A SASHAYING FISH!
MY...AREN'T WE HAVING A
FUN TIME!
YEAH, BOY!...MY SMALL ONE
IS ALMOST LIKE
THIS BIG ONE!
"WAKE UP, SAILOR!
IT'S TIME TO LEAVE!" SAYS THIS
CHARACTER!"
"THEN THIS DREAM CREATURE,
CRAWLS OUT FROM SOME ROCKS IN THE DEEP TOWARD ME!"
SO, THIS SIGN REALLY MAKES HSR WAKE UP...
AND, HE OPENS HIS EYES...
...LOOKING AROUND...
IT'S STILL NOISELESS AND MOTIONLESS...
AND
IT'S STILL
PITCH BLACK...
THEN, AN ALMOST IMPERCEPTIBLE FORCE
DISTURBANCE IN THE MATRIX WEB
IS FELT BY HSR...
HE DECIDES TO LOOK IN BACK
ONE MORE TIME!
AND IT'S GOOD THAT HE DID...
BECAUSE, NOW
HE SEES
THE EYES OF
WHAT COULD BE THIS...
OR THIS...
OR EVEN THIS!...
WHICH MAKES HSR
"STEP ON THE GAS!...
AND SHOOT OUT OF THERE QUICK
LIKE THIS...
BUT JUST UNDERWATER!
AND THE NEXT THING WE SEE IS
HSR
"BURNING BUBBLES!"
AS HE IS NOW
"GONE...
WITH THE WATER!"
"Love is in the air!...And I'm glad I'm breathing it!"
Don't tell anybody,
but,
I'm a spy...
My name is Nalatasha Atasha...
and I broker in Intelligence!...
Specifically...
Computational
Espionage...
and I've made...and continue to make
too much to count!
And I keep my dinero cash-cash in Hong Kong, and Monaco, and especially...
Oops!
I'm not supposed to say!...
Well, anyway,
I just received my next assignment from my
Secret Multinational Employer, who by the way,
rakes in 2 billion dollars a day,
and they want me to,
using the best of my discrete and shadowy abilities,
find out the
"God Algorithms"
that
Amazon, Google and Facebook use
to predict and dominate their respective businesses niches.
My employers, who shall for my own safety,
remain unnamed,
just wants to compare
foundational algorithmic postures
as outcome-predicting data integraters...
and...
I'll see if the
Super Algorithms of Google, Facebook. and Amazon
are
properly "realmed to their highest super efficiencies!"
Yes!
...
I'll just meet with a person from each company "in the know."
And we'll talk...in a relaxed atmosphere
about
The "Ultimate, Guaranteed, and All-In-One Algorithm...
...one that can create all other algorithms...
...
I'll get to know know where the competition is...
and my people can remain
insanely profitable--and secret--at the same time!
And they also want to extrapolate their visions
and concrete expectations, and global manipulations,
at least
200 years into the future!
...
So, I receive my specifics from a
virtually untraceable carrier pigeon!
...
My first move is to befriend a
most valuable ally...
a Dentist!
But not just any Dentist...
I need one who is also an engineer specific to
electromagnetic signal processing and
analytical predictability...on the nano scale!
and that just leaves two Dentists!
This one...
and a...Dr.
Pedramo Matami,
...whose great grandfather was a trailblazing Dental Pioneer...
Well, the young Dr. Matami just happens to be an eccentric single guy,
...but more importantly...
...he also has a well-stocked, highest-tech,
secret lab hidden in the back of his office...
...to play in!
I know, because...I have my sources!
This Doctor just also happens to be located in Mountain View, California!
Right up the street from...
Google Campus!
Great!
I'm about to employ my tools of the trade
on him, to get what I want and need!
Doctor Matami doesn't know it, but I'm going to make it so
he'll be helpless to refuse me!...
...
So,
I play my cards...
and now, he's with me
At the hot and heavy Morocco's,
and with the magical and pulsating
belly dancing music and performers
I seduce him
into
gazing into my eyes...
and I am now ready
to profoundly hypnotize him,
using my inescapably-attractive,
guaranteed-to-work,
hypnotic contact lenses!...
That's it, honey...look deeper into me!...
Just...like...that!
Engage!...Now!
Got 'um!..
Now, I clinch it all...
by telling him
that
instead of snapping my finger to seal the deal,
so he's compliant and helpless...
we will just
toast
our glasses instead!
And, "Clink!"...just like that...he's all mine...
Whoa!...the tricks I learned in spy school!
Now, he's obediently responding,
"Yes!" to my every command!
And now, we get up to leave...
Man!...just look at my Dentist Accomplice!...
To not draw attention, I put his arms down, and we get out of there!
But, unexpectedly, a belly dancer bumps him with her hip...
...which pushes him into another "Wild One!"...
And,
on our way to the door,
...wait
...a third "shifting softie" bumps him...
OMG!
...There are more "hips" than "tips" here!
...
Finally, we stumble out of there...
and now we're home free!
Now,
I need to quickly get to work...
with my Dr. Matami's help!...
...and finish my final technical preparations in his laboratory
and then, I shall meet some guys from Google, Facebook, and Amazon!
at a big Convention After Party tonight...
Then, I'll see what information
they will freely and happily volunteer!
Then, I'll see what information
they will freely and happily volunteer!
What can I say, girls!...
A spy's gotta do...
what a spy's gotta do!...
So, with Dr. Matami's help, I piece together a
dental veneer that
contains my proprietary
nanoscale radio wave emitter
which gives off
specific low energy waves that
make people trust each other more
and reveal things about themselves
And those are perfect conditions for
our Corporate Boys and me to dialogue
and get a good information flow,
but then...
these three guys,
one from each company...
sometimes hang out together...
I'll find them at the Party,
then
penetrate that group of three and
and then
after while, I'll make
those guys try to out-brag each other
by asking one of them about
New insights in
Algorithmic Structure,
and go on from there
to get them going
So, I'm getting ready
for the Party!
And lately my friend says that I'm looking more and more
like my
Mother,
who was also a spy...and a good one...
because hardly anyone knew of her!
So, I'm on my way...
and my dental work is working perfectly...
And I call Dr. Matami and say,
"My sweet Doctor Doctor...I need you to go straight to bed and go to sleep...
...comprenda?"
And the Doctor responds immediately, "Yes, Mam!"...
Okay...at the Hotel now,
let's do some
spying!"
Hmm, nice
and I'm feeling fabulous!...
Now, I'm looking at
my subjects...
they're cute!
I nonchalantly walk to where they are,
and now I just flit around
a little!
And one of them comes up to me
all macho,
and says,
"Hello. Beautiful, my name is Igor!"
"Well, Igor, nice to meet you...can I
ask you something ...
in confidence?"
And Igor quickly says,
Of course!"
"How dynamic is your Algorithmic Flow, Big Boy,"
And Igor, readies
himself...and says,
"You've heard of the "God Particle" in Physics that ties all things together?
Well,
I construct "God Algorithms that can process and conquer any problems!"
And I ask him, "For fun and profit?"
"Not for fun and profit...
for Profit...and Dominance!...I can make my own fun...
maybe with you, young lady...oh...I didn't get your name!"
"Igor, my name is Nalatasha...tell me, Igor...I
love your name by the way...would you ever consider
achieving your
desired algorithmic trajectories and outcomes by
working backwards in your formulations?...you know...
reverse engineering?"
"It's possible," admits Igor,
"but the problem you are trying to solve
must have very specific inputs! What are
you working on if I may ask?
"Global
Capital Disruptions and
Invisible Informatics
Manipulations!"
And Igor says, "You're a woman after my own heart!"
"That's good,
Igor!...I'll be back...I'm going to the
Ladies Lounge!"
And Nalatasha thinks to herself,
So far, so good!"
May you have many...
..."I love today, especially...
...this day!
Stepping into the warming and lovely sunshine
everything feels so right, and there are surprises!
Pleasant surprises, yes,
but not all surprises are created equal!
My next "Whoppingly Pleasing Surprise" is coming
when I meet Hollywood
for Lunch!"...
..."I've always been a Farm Girl...and I'm proud!
Pure air and clean living,
makes my constitution stronger than many City Girls!"...
..."I like working on Music Videos
but right now, I'm going to School
and I'm proud to say that
I get the best grades in Class!
Doctor Report...you're the greatest Mentor!...
And I do need to know all of the facts...
because facts are what
makes the World go Round!"...
...smiles!
"Doctor Hollywood!...
we would Love to
show you the City!"
"I hear that you're a frequent flyer...
Wow...So am I!"
"Hi, Dr. Report!
You got my email to do Lunch, I see...
I'm having a Pastrami on Rye!...
and You?
That's a secret?...Come on!"
"Excuse us!...
Has anyone seen HSR?...
we're looking for him!"
"He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...he loves me not...
...he loves me!"...
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