Friday, December 15, 2017

In My Dreams...I Was Just Smiling And Walking In The Park One Day...And You Wouldn't Believe What I Saw...! Part 4.

"That's it!...Reader!...You're doing just what I'm doing!...just bend the elbow a little more!


Now, breath and count to five with the eyes closed!"




"My Sweet Birdie Birdie!


Fly fast with my urgent message to Hollywood...and this time...

...no poop on his shoulder, okay!"




"All the ladies on my Volleyball team love you, Dr. Report, and they giggle and laugh


all of the time!

They'll all be so jealous when they find out that


you and I are on this island!"





"There's my Knight in Shining Armor coming right now!...



...Hi, HSR!




Reader!...Hello!...

We're going to Meet and Greet you like you have

never been Met and Greeted before!



...with your permisson, of course!"




"I just can't get enough of you Hollywood!...Can we do the



"Two-Step" real close, into the night?"





"Dr. Report! Hello...Please come into my office for your session!

I am a relationship expert, and


believe it or not...


all of my sessions are strictly verbal!"





"Readers, Good Day!...I am your "Naturally Photosynthetic Moderator" for all of you today


I think that the color green goes well with me...

...do you?

Your data intake shall be Moderated by me today, and just


let me know if you want your cycles to process faster!"




Calling All Interested Ladies to get on the 


soap box, and testify to the 

Wonders and Delights of being with HSR!






"Hollywood!...you're so lovable...the only thing I like better than


you helping me get into this outfit is...


you helping me out of it!"




"Miss Moderator, thank you for letting me deliver my message!...

"Doctor H-Wood is in the house!

I have something for you, HSR...you know...I'm sort of between seasons.


It's getting cool but some days still have good heat!


I am wondering...can you please give this pet to the 


creator of this blog...Dr. Ralph Winge, as a gift from me, for

allowing me to speak on the Internet!

...Thanks!"







"Hi, Miss Narrator!...I mean Miss Moderator!...

Where am I?


I'm looking for Hollywood...I have a "Double-Double" for him, and

he's bringing a "Double-Double" for me!


And when two "Double-Doubles"


get together, do you


know what happens?...I don't know yet...but

when it happens, I'm going to 


squeeze Hollywood tight, and hold on!"







"I also wonder what might happen when two "Double-Doubles" merge!

Will stuff get

scattered all over the floor or something?



Maybe the answer to that and to other pressing questions might

show themselves on this page, and...we'll all

be more enlightened!

Thank you, Ladies, for sharing your "Hollywood Vibes!"



"All viewers of the program can now


descend down the stairs

into the main theater area for your


enjoyable edification!



"Honey...I know what I'm going to do to HSR...What


are you going to do?"







"HS, my Silky Stuff...How'd you like to drive my

pretty little boat car, and take us to...


Lover's Lane!"




It looks like she may be in luck with HSR

because

you and your

"don't do what I do, just do what I say do...and only if it's good to do!"

smiles

now know why HSR has his secretary


get him water


twenty times a day!


And, of course, our episode is brought to you by...

"Excuse me Moderator, I hate to butt in, but,

Sir Hollywood, asked me, Alice Ana Tong, to give him an Intelligence Report immediately...!

...I'm a



spy!"

And the Moderator says, "Thank you, Miss...I'll go tell him right now!"

Let's see, oh yes, our episode will be disseminated and distributed

by all of you,

through "Word Of Mouth In


Ear!"

That's right, one after the other!


And, People!...

I must confess...

that ever since HSR was a kid doing

daring stunts, even unwittingly,


he has taken a liking to acrobatic, almost

daredevil stuff


like his buddy here


but sometimes, things don't go as planned for 


poor


HSR...


...Man, I'll tell you...is there Gender Reassignment Surgery in this guy's


future?





And People!...there's a good reason why

you should not walk and be oblivious to

what's happening around you

on the street!

This guy would have gotten"Royally Toasted!"



"Well, thanks for the "Heads Up,"


Moderator!"



"You're very welcome, Mam...and whether you know it or not...

HSR, may come out smelling like a rose...

or very much worse, because

HE MUST CONTINUE WHAT HE STARTED BACK IN

"I Love Her...And I Even Write Poetry About Her Lovely Smile!...But She Doesn't Even Notice Me!...Part 1."

WHICH FIRST PLACES HIM

ALMOST


WAIST-DEEP



IN THE GOOD BLANCO STUFF

WAY UP NEAR THE TRUE NORTH OF THE GLOBE


IN NORDKAPP,


SORT OF NEAR SANTA'S PLACE!...

WHERE HARD ROCKS, SNOW,


AND SUPER ICY WATER




PAINFULLY CLASH FULL TIME!...

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!...THIS IS WHERE ICE


LORDS OVER EVERYTHING!...

SO, HSR WANTS TO EXPERIENCE THE FUUL FLAVOR...AND COLDNESS...

OF THE ONE AND ONLY NORWAY...THE RIGHT WAY,

WHICH IS TO USE A CERTIFIED AND RARING TO GO,

HIGH-TECH SNOWMOBILE!...


AND

ON HIS WAY SOUTH TO LAKSELV,

HSR DOES A COUPLE OF TRICKS


AND HE REMEMBERS ONE PARASAIL SNOWMOBILER


THAT HAS THE BEST AERIAL VIEWS!

BUT MOST OF THE TIME,

HSR ENDS UP LIKE


THIS!...

SO, LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENED LAST TIME, BUT

HSR SEES SOME OF THE SIGHTS 

SEEN ONLY ON NORWAY, 

WHICH INCLUDE


SOME THINGS "BASKING IN THE ICE!"

AND...

WHERE'D THAT PERSON


GO?...PULL 'UM OUT!

AND ON THE FIRST NIGHT 

JUST BEFORE IT GETS DARK,

A LADY 


STOPS HSR AND 

SAYS, "HI HANDSOME!...COME ON OUT OF THE COLD 

AND JOIN ME IN MY 


HUMBLE ABODE, SO YOU DON'T FREEZE, OKAY... 

JUST PROMISE TO TAKE ME TO LAKSELV 

WHEN YOU'RE READY... IS THAT A DEAL?"


AS THEY WATCH A REAL 


REINDEER PASS BY!...

"THAT'S A DEAL," PROMISES HSR, AS THEY SHAKE 


ON IT!

BUT, DURING LAST TIME, 

WHEN THE HOT CHOCOLATE WAS 


INVITINGLY HOT, AND THE FIREPLACE FIRE CRACKLED 


WITH SWEET AND SENSUOUS SOUNDS, HSR AND HIS NEW FRIEND

SNUGGLED IN AND GOT REALLY 


COZY..."HOW COZY, YOU MIGHT ASK?"

WELL, COZY ENOUGH FOR THEM TO SPEND

FOUR 


DAYS BEFORE LEAVING TO LAKSELV!...

SO, THEY FINALLY HEAD ON OUT 


AND ON THEIR WAY,

THEY SEE PEOPLE PLAYING


AND 


HAVING 


FUN!

UH OH!...

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!...


IT MEANS


THIS


AND 


THIS!

SO, THEY FINALLY MAKE IT TO LAKSELV,


AND THEY COME BY A "GLAD TO SEE" ESTABLISHMENT


TO GRAB A BITE!

BUT HSR'S NEW FRIEND SAYS, "COME HERE BIG BOY!"

AND THEY


GO AT IT!

AND, THE GOOD-FEELING HSR SAYS,

"I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO GIVE YOU!"...

SO, HE BENDS OVER AND REACHES INTO A BAG...

AND HE TURNS AROUND TO GIVE HER...WAIT!... SHE'S GONE!



"MAN, SHE IS TOO SWEET...BUT...WHAT CAN I DO?" LAMENTS HSR...

"I GUESS I'LL JUST GET A BITE TO EAT!" SAYS HSR, SORT OF FEELING LOW...

SO HE GOES IN THE RESTAURANT AND

AND A WAITRESS ASKS,


"SEE ANY THING AROUND HERE THAT YOU LIKE, SIR?

(WHICH PASSES RIGHT OVER HSR'S HEAD!)

AND HSR GIVES HER HIS ORDER...

WHICH REMINDS HIM OF WHAT HE LIKED AS A KID


AND AFTER HE FINISHES HIS MEAL, ANOTHER WAITRESS


SMILES TO HIM AND SAYS, 

"THERE'S A JUDO TOURNAMENT ACROSS THE STREET

AND ALL COMERS ARE WELCOME...YOU

LOOK LIKE THE TYPE!"

"THANK YOU VERY MUCH," SAYS HSR, WHO

JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE HIS 


GI!

AND ONCE INSIDE THE MAIN HALL


AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT, 

HSR SEES THE "REAL 


ACTION!...

WHICH IS MIND BLOWING!


AND CAN BE BONE


BENDING!

HSR REMEMBERS THAT ONE HAS TO BE


QUICK AND CUNNING!

BUT HSR'S FIRST MATCH IS AGAINST A PRETTY GIRL


BUT HE COULN'T BREAK HER GUARD!...


SO, IT WAS A TIE!...

AND AS HE WAITS FOR HIS NEXT MATCH

HE DREAMS ABOUT DOING THIS 


AND


THIS!

BUT!...

HE SEES HIS NEXT OPPONENT,

OMG!...

WHO'S BEATING EVERYONE IN SIGHT!

AND AT

 6 FOOT 7 AND

310 POUNDS,


HSR HAS TO GO TO THE


BATHROOM REALLY BAD!                        

AND WHEN HSR RETURNS

HIS MATCH STARTS

AND HE GETS PROMPTLY THROWN FOR A LOOP LIKE THIS!


AND SHE'S THE WINNER!


AND HSR, AFTER THE MATCH

HAS A NUMB PART OF HIS BODY

AND HE THINKS HE MIGHT HAVE TO GO


JOIN THE REHAB GROUP,

BUT,

FORTUNATELY,

HE'S JUST BRUISED PRETTY GOOD ,

AND A NURSE


FIXES HIM UP

REAL GOOD!

...

SO WITH ENOUGH EXCITEMENT FOR A DAY

HSR ONCE AGAIN, CLIMBS ABOARD HIS SNOWMOBILE

AND OOPS!


AND AFTER HE FINALLY GETS GOING,

HE THINKS ABOUT SOME TOUGH GUYS 

ON A VIDEO GAMES ON SNOW MOBILES


AND HE REMEMBERS THAT SNOWMOBILES CAN BE 




DANGEROUS!

AND HE SEES A KID TO THE SIDE,

LEARNING HIS STUFF!


NOW HE'S GOING PRETTY STEADY

THEN TAKES A BREAK...

BUT WHAT'S THIS...

HE HEARS A WOMAN CALLING FOR HELP

SO HSR GOES DOWN THE

SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN WITH A ROPE


AND HE GETS CLOSER TO HER VOICE


THEN HE FINDS HER UNDER SOME SNOW AND

FRANTICALLY UNCOVERS HER


AND GETS HER OUT

AND BACK UP THE MOUNTAIN!


YAY!

"I NEED TO GET YOU TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL!" SAYS HSR...

AND THE LADY SAYS, "NO...JUST TAKE ME TO

MY COUSIN'S HOUSE JUST TWO MILES THAT AWAY...

SHE'S A PHYSICIAN!"

AND SOME OTHER GUYS GET THERE AND HELP HIM


ALONG...

SO, THEY GET TO HER COUSIN'S PLACE!


AND NOW, THE CABIN DOOR OPENS, AND...

WHOA!

"THANK YOU, DR. REPORT!" THE LADIES


SAY, "PLEASE COME IN FOR SOME HOT CHOCOLATE!...AND

THANKS FOR SAVING OUR COUSIN!

SO, THEY SIT DOWN AND TALK A LITTLE,

AND HSR TELLS THEM HOW HE COMPETED BRAVELY

AT THE JUDO TOURNAMENT, AND THAT

IT ONLY HURTS WHEN HE LAUGHS!

THEN THEY COME OVER TO HIM

AND RUB THE SPOT FOR HIM...

THEN, THEY HEAR ON THE RADIO


THAT THERE'S NOW AN EXTREMELY HEAVY SNOW FALL

RIGHT NOW,

AND EVERYONE IS WARNED TO STAY INSIDE,

OR ELSE


 FOR...AT LEAST TWO WEEKS!

THEN THE LADIES LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY,

"WE HAVE THE WATER,

 HEATING,

 FOOD

AND NOW," ...THEN THEY LOOK AT HSR...

"ENTERTAINMENT!"













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"Peace and Quiet are so precious...when you can get them!"
















Gabriela Paduraria,

as a promising Pre-Law student 


at UNIBC,

is destined to become the most popular and the youngest member

of the Judges of 


The International Court at the Hague!

But as a Pre-Lawyer, she is studying 

"The Relevancy of Dreams To Real Life" as

a Psych Major.

She knows that dreams are a


an inextricable part of our very existences...

...and they can be wild


and unexplainable


but maybe they don't need explaining

or rectifying!...

Oh yeah...and some of the girls in her dorm want her to


party with them all the time!

But that's just not in Gabriela's DNA!

She finds enlightenment in


Knowledge!

...

But things are getting somewhat complicated for Gabriela...

Someone or some people are trying to 

influence her latest Dream Project!

Ever since she took off on a train trip with her boyfriend,

Laurentiu-Radu Caciomeaga,

going from Bucharest to 


Lasi, Romania,

it seems like someone is trying to spoil or affect her dreaming periods

for her study.

Her Psychology Professor, Dr.


Dr. Ciprianu Barbaneagra gave Gabriela Paduraria

some of his special "Dream Clarifying Pills" from his private 

stock...but...

the Professor said that they would have an effect.

In reality, though, the pills were only innocuous 

sugar pills...that means...

they are big fat Placebos!

The Professor is using Gabriela's experiment to augment his own 

"How Suggestions Can Influence Dream Direction" lab experiments!

...

On top of all of that, there's a Psych Grad 


Student that's overhearing

Gabriela's and the Professor's conversation,

and she wants to input her variables into the lab effort, too!

...

Last Episode,

that sneaky Grad


student

caught her boyfriend Radu when he was weak

and gave him some of her own medicine


and then she also gave Radu some of her "other medicine," 


all while Gabriela was sleeping 

in her separate train cabin!

But Gabriela suddenly wakes up from her dream

and, feeling something,

she runs to Radu's room, and she sees and smells that

another woman was just there 

taking advantage of Radu in his slumber!

So Gabriela cleans that woman's essence off of him

and changes beds

and she holds him tight 


to make things right 

going forward.

She promises herself not to tell Radu about the other woman because...

he was supposedly knocked out the whole time, and

she doesn't want to make things more

complicated than they already are!

...

So Gabriela, after a while of thinking all sorts of things, 

calms back down and reenters her Dream World!

...

"Gee!," says Gabriela in her dream on the train


It looks perfect outside in that Park, and

the train is stopping now...

I think I'll take a walk!...

But,

as soon as she gets out,

things change abruptly,


but she's not afraid, and she 

keep strolling like it's okay!

"I know that I'm dreaming now,

at least I think I am, because things are 

going from one extreme to another," says Gabriela.

...

All of a sudden, something shifts...

and she looks at her body, and 

it has 


morphed into this!

"My, I feel like I have lots of power," she realizes, "and

I feel really connected


to everything here!

Now, Gabriela gets a jolt of Happiness

and she automatically and 


carefreely prances about!

But then she senses something and stops 

in her tracks and 

looks to her side and sees


an unsure figment of her imagination!

She stops and tries to feel any tension coming from that way...

...it's not significant, so she

moves on...

Something comes over Gabriela and now she does what she wants to...

...to lay down in 


the leaves!

"Perfect," she says!

Now she gets up and starts to count the


pretty butterflies!

Then, she gets serious in the face, because she picks up some very deep and heavy breathing!...

coming from


this direction!

So, she takes off running...


really 


fast!

...

"Gabriela!...Hi there!...

It's you again!" says Plant Force,


...How are things, Gabriela...

but before you answer,

I can sense that there are real challenges for you in your life now, but,

remember, all people who live the "Good Life"

have challenges!"

"Good Day, Plant Force, good to see you again, too," says Gbriela,

"but what do you mean by the "Good Life?"

"Ha! It simply means that you are alive, My Dear!...

Life Is Good!

Dreams cannot occur without Life, and

Life is made more interesting with Dreams!" testifies Plant Force...

"Gabriela," she continues,

do you like


my new outfit?"

"Yes, I do!" smiles Gabriela, "it fits you well 

and makes your mysteriousness coordinate with the 

unpredictability of this Dreamscape!"

"You remember Cezar-Augustine, my boyfriend, right," asks Plant Force,

"Well, he ate a combination of plants here, and now,

he can't keep his eyes or his hands off of me!...which

makes me


feel so good!"

"That's great, Sister!" smiles Gabriela...

But as soon as she says "Sister," 

Plant Force disappears!

And Gabriela wakes up!


then she sits up and looks out the train's window


and sees some thing


funny!...

And she also thinks of her Mom, who

also 


loves trains!

Then Gabriela hopes the ride stays okay,

but she remembers the time when her brother almost

got hurt playing in front of,

you guessed it...


trains!

Now the still-brain-


sleepy Gabriela thinks about the good times with


her "Boo," like when they dance


and when they


Love!

Then she

drifts back into the Dream 


Realm...

"What an astonishing 


Sunscape!

"Uh oh, my heart is starting to pump faster...


is there a threat or something or someone out in the Scape?"

Now this woman 

calls out "Radu"...right in front of Gabriela!

"That's it Radu!...walk closer to me...


Yes!" the woman says, "Radu, you know that I 


really...


...and before she could get the next word out...

Gabriela shifts into a glorious



manifestation!

And for some reason, the woman

goes through


this, and 


then, she disappears!

Now, Gabriela actually sees her Dreamy Radu, and they


run to each other and hug in the

Imaginary Life...finally!

...

But there still is something viewing them...


...not far away!






TO BE CONTINUED!...









May you have many...


"The Future, specifically, my future can hold many things


depending on what happens and what I do,


the future can establish itself in one direction or another,


with some things being able to be reversed,


and other things will be irreversible...forever!


I'm now taking control of my Time Line and My Future!...


I will deliberately Fall In Love with HSR and


stay in Love with that Man!...






"Hollywood's supposed to be coming any moment now


with plenty of Fire Wood for the fire place!


he told me that it's going to get real cold, 


and that I should stay in the city,


but, I'll tell you, once the fires start to get hot,

and temperatures start to rise


in the middle of nowhere, right next to HSR, 

is the best place to be!"...



"It's Fall, and the leaves are turning my favorite colors!


Science tries to explain what makes the green leaves turn yellow and such, and


why the leaves fall from the trees, but science

can't explain


why that why happens!"...


...smiles!







"Looking into the light...OMG!

It's HSR on his glider, coming this way...to me!

Just like he said he would!


"Everything is fine now!"





"Dr. Report!...I have an idea for a story 

for one of

your future blog posts...


I can't tell you...but...


I can show you!"





"HSR!...I'm with the Collection Agency...

and I'm here to collect!...

Now,

do you want to do it my way, or



your way?"





"Hollywood, if I let you squeeze my rubber duckie...



...can I squeeze yours?'















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