We will do "Everything by the Book!...
"Off the Books"...of course!"
"Doctor Report! Hi there!
I'm Fayen Adi!
I brought everything that you asked for...
...all of me...and my
Morkiebaby!"
"Hollywood!...Please come in...
How would you like to be part of a
Sandwich?"
and if you want me to,
I'll tell you what I see
later in this blog!"
"Hi there. Reader...
It's so good to see you!
Whether this is your first time at this blog...or not...
I am here to Meet and Greet you
as you spend a little time here,
and maybe be entertained and
get some more Dental Defense Tactics in your Arsenal!"
"I love the cold part of this year because
the air pollutants freeze and fall out the sky...leaving
just the good stuff!"
"It seems that every time I come here to my favorite
Nature Spot, I feel so authentic and unvarnished...
...little fish scamper, the waters bubble and run,
I'm glad this dream is real!"
"Good Day, Reader,
I, "The Moderator With The Midas Touch" am sent to you
...the one just above the
Mountain Tops!
First off, let's
buckle up, every one,
because it could get a little
crazy 'round here!
Okay!...Wake up people!
Time to declare your thoughts
and feelings and yearnings
for the inimitable HSR!
You, young lady,
go right ahead!"...
"Thank you Miss Moderator!
Hollywood, my Goodie, Goodie!
It's so nice to behold you again...
You know that you still owe me that favor...
...that really, really big favor!
 |
However, if you can't give that favor right now...
I can think of something else...yes?"
"Miss Moderator, thank you for the chance to
say my "thang!"
Dr. Report! It's so good to see you!
I so enjoyed our days and nights together last week
and I wish I could relive them...or just see you some more!
But, I should tell you that
all of the coworkers at the office
want a neck piece like the one you picked up
during your world travels!
Oh! And I just baked some of your favorite Brownies!"
"OMG!..."Miss Moderator From The Source!"
I've got to tell Hollywood that his stock tips from ten years ago
have given me a handsome profit...enough to buy this craft!
So, now that I give orders, instead of taking them...
I order you to
help me finish my lollipop!"
encouragement!
Now, we'll be moving more toward the main event!"
"Dr. Report, we need you for a sec...
...you're part of our
"Riding Crop Fantasy!""
"Of course, I know how to fix cars, Hollywood,
but now, I need your help..
to check things out in the
back seat!"
"Hey, Holly', my man!!
I'm just taking in the sights on a little run...
Oh, you have a question?...
Yes, I thought so... I left them or you kept them at your place last night!
I have to come over tonight to pick them up?...
Okay...I'll be there!"
Oh, yes...you and your
"laugh while you still can "
smiles
are hooked on seeing HSR get
smacked around by his missteps
but you still do feel sorry for him,
especially when he's a trampoline
daredevil!
Careful!...some injuries can scar you
physically, and
embarrass you a lot!
And believe it or not...
this Installment is brought to you by
your Neighborhood Diamond Appraiser
who will read
the script details verbatim
from the etched markings on these priceless gems!
So, what's going to be the adventure of HSR this time?...
Well, THIS TIME, HE
IS ON BREAK FROM,
YOU GUESSED IT!...GOOD OL' "U. S. "MF" C."
SCHOOL OF DENTISTRY!...AND
HSR IN ENJOYING THE BEACH
IN EUROPE, SPECIFICALLY,
DECHI BEACH, BY THE HOOK OF
HOLLAND!
AND MANY PEOPLE SAY THAT IN THAT PLACE
"LOVE IS IN THE AIR...
AND ON THE
BEACH!
SO, HSR SEES A CROWD ON THE SAND AND
WALKS OVER, AND THERE'S A
CUTE SEA OTTER!...WHOA!
THEN, HSR, STARTS JUST MOSEYING ON ALONG,
"HI THERE SIR!," SAYS THIS LADY,
"YOU LOOK LIKE A "MAN ON A MISSION!...MY NAME IS
BENTHE...AND YOURS?"
"WELL, YOUNG LADY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT PICTURE OF PRETTY!...
MY NAME IS HOLLYWOOD...HOLLYWOOD SMILES REPORT!
I'M JUST CHECKING OUT YOUR COUNTRY
WHILE ON DENTAL SCHOOL BREAK."
"SO, WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO
HERE IN OUR NICE COUNTRY?" SHE ASKS...
"YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A SPY, HA HA...
SO, I'LL TELL YOU...
I PLAN TO SEE THE SIGHTS OF HOLLAND
BY TAKING THE SIMPLE BICYCLE ROUTE...
I'LL TAKE THE A15 TO ROTTERDAM...AND BEYOND FOR NOW!"
"MY, YOU SEEM LIKE A WORLD EXPLORER...
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?" SHE INQUIRES...
"NOT IN HOLLAND!" HE SAYS MAKING HER LAUGH A LITTLE...
"WELL, WHERE'S YOUR BIKE?" SHE ASKS...
"I PLAN TO GET ONE!" HSR ADMITS...
"THERE'S A BIKE SHOP TWO BLOCKS DOWN...OH,
BEFORE YOU GO,
I'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING, SINCE
YOU'RE NEW TO MY COUNTRY!"
NOW BENTHE WALKS AROUND AND
LOOKS HSR IN THE EYE
AND SLOWLY AND ROMANTICALLY PLANTS
ON HIS CHEEK!
"MY OTHER CHEEK IS JEALOUS!" HE LAUGHS, SO,
SHE REPEATS IT ON THE OTHER CHEEK!
"HSR," SHE SMILES, "...I COULD SPEND ALL DAY WITH YOU!...
AND ALL NIGHT! HA HA!...
I COME HERE ALL THE TIME,
SO, IF YOU'RE EVER BACK HERE
LOOK ME UP...AND DOWN!...
THEN SHE GIVES "THE WINK AND THE
MAKING HSR
BLUSH!...
SO, HSR GIVES THE SAME WINK BACK
AND STARTS TO WALK DOWN
AND HE PASSES BY SOME FRIENDLY
BIKE PEOPLE
ON THE
WAY
TO THE BIKE SHOP, AND
ON THE WAY, HE MEETS A LADY THAT LIKES TO WALK
AND
TALK
ABOUT TIRE PRESSURES AND BRAKING DISTANCES
AND THAT IT'S NOT GOOD TO GO
ALL OUT...AND...
SHE WANTS TO MEET HSR AT THE SAME PLACE
TOMORROW...
...
AND ALSO, AS HE GOES FURTHER BY HIMSELF,
HE THINKS ABOUT HIS YOUNGER SISTER,
WHO MASTERED BIKES AT A
YOUNG AGE!
...
"WOW," SAYS HSR, AS HE SEES
SOME PEOPLE DO
OUTLANDISH
THINGS WITH
NO
PROBLEM...
EXCEPT FOR THIS GUY
"PEOPLE AROUND HERE ARE REALLY "CARBON-FOOTPRINT CONSCIOUS"
AS THEY GO ON
ABOUT THEIR DAY!" THINKS HSR...
AND ONE GUY "TAKES THE
CAKE!"
SO, HSR IS ALMOST THERE
"GOOD DAY, SIR!" SAYS THIS
LADY, "WOULD YOU LIKE A
TWO HOUR LUNCH BREAK WITH ME AT MY PLACE?"
"I'D LOVE TO, BUT I CAN'T RIGHT NOW!...SORRY!"
SAYS HSR AS HE STRIDES ON...
AND NOW, HE THINKS, "THIS GUY HERE HAS TO BE A
MECHANICAL ENGINEER!"
"HERE IT IS!" SAYS HSR
SO, HE WALKS INSIDE...
"HI SIR, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU?"
SAYS THIS
LADY...
"HI THERE...I JUST NEED A BIKE TO TRAVEL THE COUNTRYSIDE!" EXPLAINS HSR....
"NICE," SAYS THE LADY,
"WE HAVE PLENTY TO CHOOSE FROM,
LIKE THAT ELECTRIC ONE OUT THERE,
THAT CAN HAUL MAJOR
"A!""
"NAW," SAYS HSR, " I JUST WANT A PLAIN ONE FOR NOW."
"OKAY!"
THEN THE LADY SAYS, "WELL, JUST GO ON IN THE BACK...KEESHA
WILL HELP YOU."
"THANK YOU, SAYS HSR...
NOW HE WALKS BACK AND SEES KEESHA.
"HI THERE, MISS KEESHA!," SAYS HSR...
"I CAN TELL RIGHT OFF THE BAT THAT YOU'RE AMERICAN!" SHE SAYS,
"AND SOME OF THESE LADIES HERE ARE
GONNA SNACTH YOU UP, AND BLOW YOUR MIND,
IF YOU DON'T WATCH IT, BOY!"
"THANKS FOR THE WARNING, KEESH!" SAYS HSR...
"YOU JUST MET ME AND
YOU'RE ALREADY CALLING ME "KEESH!...YOU
SURE ARE TAKING SOME LIBERTIES!" LAUGHS KEESHA...
...
OKAY, SO, HSR IS PROCESSED THROUGH AND
HE GETS A GOOD STURDY BIKE...AND
NOW, AS HE
RIDES, HE THINKS ABOUT
TIMES PAST WHEN HE HAD A BIKE LIKE
PEE WEE HERMAN!
AND WHILE TRAVELING EAST, HE GIVES A HIGH
FIVE TO A FELLOW BIKER!
AND HE REMEMBERS A SCENE FROM ONE
OLD MOVIE AND
ANOTHER...
AND HE REMEMBERS SOME WISE WORDS
FROM KEESHA WHILE RIDING
THE BIKE : DON'T DIVIDE YOUR ATTENTION WITH A
CELL PHONE, AND
PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD...
AND NOT ABOUT
YOUR
MAIN SQUEEZE!...JUST FOR
YOUR OWN SAFETY!
SO HSR PASSES SOME PEOPLE
ON THE ROAD
AND ONE LADY SAYS THAT "SHE "NEEDS TO GET PUMPED"...
WITH SOME AIR IN THE TIRES!...BUT I DON'T HAVE A PUMP!
SO, HE KEEPS GOING...BY THE
AIRPORT!...
AND OMG!
THE
THEEPOT!
AND AS IT GETS DARK,
HSR SEES OTHER SPECTACULAR STUFF!
SO, WITH HIS NIGHT LIGHT ON
HSR FINDS HIM SELF SORT OF
REAL TIRED AND
TUCKERED OUT AND
HERE!...
...BY SOME RED LIGHTS!
"WHERE AM I?" HSR ASKS HIMSELF!...
"HEY, YOUNG MAN...THEY'RE HAVING AN EMERGENCY!...
BRING YOUR BIKE IN AND
COME WITH ME TO GET
OFF OF THE STREET!"
PROMPTING HSR TO SAY, "AN EMERGENCY? WELL,
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU...
I THINK I'LL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER!"
"Make yourself happy right now with a little mental gymnastics!"
Aaah!...
The Smile of a Beautiful Woman!
...can...
drive men crazy!
Helen of Troy,
who may have looked like this,
or this
or maybe even this
of course, had more than just a nice smile...
She had "The Presence," also!
But many Dentists and "Aesthetic Cognoscenti"
believe that most of a Woman's Beauty...
starts with the Show of "Great
Teeth!"
Something happens to guys when we see a "Fine-Toothed
Woman"...
A lot of guys "go overboard,"
and start to assume things!
And he might start making
promises he can't or
won't keep, but,
Ladies you know what to do to guys
like that!
A woman's smile has intrigued people for Centuries...
just look at
Mona
Lisa...
And she's not even smiling all the way!
...
Hey, you photoshopping Art
Department guys have way
too much
time on your hands!
Further to the present time, of course, we have
"our" Marilyn Monroe!
But all Pretty Ladies are not famous!
"Dr. Report...
do you think I need my teeth
whitened again...let's
be honest, Doctor!"
But many Ladies try to get that beautiful smile...no matter
what!
They say that "Beautiful People" get all of the breaks,
and when they are called up for an Award,
White Teeth start bursting out
all
over!
Is it the hormones that make guys
act like Fido?
Or otherwise get their
Virtual Reality
Game" on?
Fine Women with nice
Smiles are
all
around
us!
And women with strength are not to be
messed with...
..or else!
Yes,
every Woman wants a "Top of the Class," or
"Summa Cum Laude" Smile
but
more importantly... every woman wants to be
Actively Adored!
May you have many...
"OMG!
I hear that some small islands are going underwater!
That means that some of the tropical retreats we know and love,
won't be around for us to enjoy and taste!
And the wildlife found only in those places may well disappear,
unless they can fly or swim
or otherwise make it to another island!
We need bridges...that's it!...
to bring them over!
Now, if I can just convince the animals hiding here
to trust me and Mankind!...
"This world seems to be getting more complicated by the day!
And time seems to be moving along faster than ever!
Plus, other people try more and more to make decisions for us!
So, I love to stand my ground
and feel my strength and resolve!
And that upstart Dr. Report is just like me!
That's why I like to
stand next to him and his ground!...
"Doctor Report...Doctor Report!...
...Oh, there you are!
I know that we're in a park and all
and that there are no wild animals,
but, can you hold me close and
...smiles!
The only way for me, Laura Giordani, to get satisfied...HSR...
is to see you again!
"I have diagnosed your gaze at this blog, and
I must say that
I love looking at you looking back at me!
HSR makes my body long like this
so you can spend a long time...
looking!
"Hollywood...Hi there!...
I'm Esther Lee!
Everyone's leaving!....
Now, it's just
You And I!"...
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